ok gn~

random mythology!au thought - what if ryan makes a sign for his shop stating “blessed by michael the deity” to kinda like. boost sales (bc it is true after all michael did think he was a very talented blacksmith) but some uptight sovereign in the area gets up and arms about ryan sullying the god’s name and takes him to court/publicly debates and tries to shame him and,

michael *literally* descends from the heavens like the dramatic bitch he is and declares ryan’s work amazing and also is like “btw he’s my lover now too any questions”

like when will your s.o. ever be this ride or die


svt !! is !! so !! i’m !! so !!