ok for the comedy

ok u cant tell me tho if supergirl wasnt more of a comedy, there wouldnt be like kuzco like scenes where she STOPS THE PLAYBACK to add commentary

“like so i know this looks bad but jumping to barrys universe was actually important”

sometimes alex makes comments too “no it wasnt” “ALEX THIS IS MY MOMENT STOP IT”

700 Puffles

Ok, so, when I was a kid, I used to get up to a lot of dumb shenanigans on Club Penguin. I think this was around third or fourth grade; I did a lot of trolly things then. Some of the bans and glitches they had to fix around that time period were because of me and some of my online friends at the time.

We figured out pretty quickly that most of the like, your base-level curse words, y'know the amateur curse words, they’re all BANNED. So we started coming up with more and more inventive ways to express our feelings to the public, so that’s why every once in a while they would roll out an update, and it’s like, “the term ‘bitchbaby’ is now banned”.

And um, what else did I do?

Oh right, so do you know how they had those expansion areas every once in a while? And there would be those little zones and each zone had the same default shop that they copy-and-pasted over.

But there was this one expansion area… it was a cave or mine shaft or something like that. The default shop that they had there, it was Real Glitchy. So I figured out that if you buy seven puffles it gives you some ridiculous number for the price of TWO. So what I did:

I BOUGHT 700 PUFFLES…. And then I gifted them to the other person in the shop whose name I didn’t know and then I waited. And then I forgot about that for, quite a while, and then some time a week later I got a very angry email from said person, with a screenshot of their home, which was floor-to-ceiling, wall-to-wall, just. Fur. And googly eyes. Like you could see nothing else, it was just puffle everywhere. They were rendering in and out of walls, like some of them were just plain feet, it was – it was an abomination.

And apparently once I read the email their main complaint? Not even the fact that I ruined their fucking household! It was the fact that when they opened the client and saw that, it CRASHED. Their Club Penguin client crashed, and when they opened their house and it loaded and there were seven hundred puffles.

I don’t know if you guys know this but puffles, as cute as they look (at least to some people), the sounds they make are not quite as cute. Especially when there’s seven hundred of them layered on top of each other, rendering in and out of walls emitting a sound collectively scary enough to get Lucifer to piss himself.

And yeah. That’s the story of why there’s a limit of 50 puffles that you can buy.

Dear 13 year old female followers,
  • Don’t even worry that your body doesn’t look just like that woman on that magazine. Her body isn’t even real, yours is.
  • Just because you’re “not like other girls” doesn’t make you better than them (by the way, I KNOW you’re just saying that for guys to like you, I know because I used to say that). And of course you’re not like other girls, and they’re not like you either. Everyone is different somehow.
  • Life does get better (because middle school is trash for everyone)
  • It’s okay to like things that are different from what other people might like
  • Stand up for yourself, 
    “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” 
                       - Eleanor Roosevelt
  • You’re going to drift away from some of your friends that you have right now, but that’s okay, because you’ll make new ones really fast.
  • You don’t need straight As to be successful 
    • Speaking of straight, you might not be, and that’s ok

Ok I CAN’T believe tumblr hasn’t picked up on this yet so here it is

Everyone needs to remember this...

Don’t settle for “okay” or “good enough” or “nice”. Life is too short. Be happy with who you are and who you’re with. Love yourself just as much as you love others.

Ok i bet my bottom dollar the Wayne’s go on comedy shows all the time. Bruce can hold a straight face like nobody’s business while making comedic remarks without any rehearsal. Even when there’s insulting things thrown at him, he turns them comedic, keeps himself looking like an idiot too. But if they insult one of his kids? No way they’re getting away with that.
“Bruce, what do you say to the people who think you molest your kids?”
“I do not. that is a disgusting assumption and I’m sure I’d have about any rumor about me be true, I love my children even when they’re bad, I’ve never hit them, or hurt them in anyway. Keep those thoughts to yourself, because if I hear it i’m coming for you.”

“Why do you let Tim wear dresses?”
“He wants to? Am I supposed to police that?”
“No-well, yes! Heh heh, Bruce, dresses are for girls!”
“Oh yes… I suppose that’s true, Timothy i don’t think that is appropriate attire for a young man. What else would you like to discuss, Garry? I sure think girls dresses should always touch the floor, legs are too distracting, also this is my slave, Duke, he’s been here 12 years, and Stephanie here is my 16, I mean 18 year old wife. Oh, boy, kids, I think we should get ready, the horse and carriage should be here soon and you know how Alfred feels about waiting. Cassandra, dear, that dress is too short and Harper, you’ll never get a husband with that blue hair you’ve got.”

“Your son is so spoiled! He gets whatever he wants! You should discipline him!”
“Hey, that’s not true! Dick has plenty discipline, right, Dick?”
“I’m not talking about Dick!”
“Well, Tim also is well-behaved.”
“Not Tim either! I’m talking about-”
“No, Duke’s fine! He’s still getting used to the new environment, all the kids start out like that!”
“Not Duke either!”
“Well, I only have 4 sons. 5, actually.”
“What are you talking about? You only have 4- oh. Well, you shouldn’t have so many children if they’re so hard to keep track of!”
“You see, I knew exactly who you were talking about the first time, I just wanted to bait you. Make you change your mind before you said something stupid, before I wrecked your ass,”
*any children there slide back because Bruce doesn’t cuss*
“Damian is a good boy, he may not be the friendliest but he’s good. He has hard times talking to people because he grew up in a harsh environment. That doesn’t make him bad.”
“I wasn’t saying that, I-”
“Yes you were. I know this because I know my children and I know what the media thinks of my children. I can keep tabs on all of them, I know their next step before they’ve even figure it out, I don’t even flinch when they experiment, because I love them no matter what gender they are, no matter what sexuality, no matter what race. This is more than any other rich parent does for their hundreds of adopted orphans from Africa, those kids get neglected because they’re up there for the attention. I’ve seen this, people in Gotham adopt kids to be like Bruce Wayne, to be like me, then they steal the spotlight because they’re kids are perfect, are forced to be perfect. You know what? Huh? My kids aren’t perfect. That’s why you hate them. They’re diverse, not on purpose, not to show i’m a good person, but because I choose who needed me. They literally came to me. I don’t go to a random orphanage and say ‘that ones colorful, let’s try that out!’ I pick them when they’re boosting tires from my car, when their parents are dying right in front of me, when they’re all alone in the world, falling apart right in front of me, because I don’t believe in coincidences, and there’s no way in hell anyone’s going to pick up these kids after I leave them where they’re standing. Because Gotham’s a bitch, and its rich is corrupted. They buy an entire island full of kids, and say their done, but that’s just the fucking beginning. I know my kids aren’t perfect, but they’re good, they’re disciplined, they aren’t forced to smile, and they’re genuinely happy. That’s all I fucking need, your opinion doesn’t matter, it only helps to fuel my anger. Are you done here or do I have to prepare myself to start yelling?”