ok for the comedy

Dear 13 year old female followers,
  • Don’t even worry that your body doesn’t look just like that woman on that magazine. Her body isn’t even real, yours is.
  • Just because you’re “not like other girls” doesn’t make you better than them (by the way, I KNOW you’re just saying that for guys to like you, I know because I used to say that). And of course you’re not like other girls, and they’re not like you either. Everyone is different somehow.
  • Life does get better (because middle school is trash for everyone)
  • It’s okay to like things that are different from what other people might like
  • Stand up for yourself, 
    “No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” 
                       - Eleanor Roosevelt
  • You’re going to drift away from some of your friends that you have right now, but that’s okay, because you’ll make new ones really fast.
  • You don’t need straight As to be successful 
    • Speaking of straight, you might not be, and that’s ok

“ppl are so critical abt steven universe what if ppl were like this abt [insert random children’s comedy show here]”

ok karen but consider this: su frequently makes episodes that explore heavy subject matters like loss, unrequited love, abuse, anxiety, jealousy, etc etc and the show is often praised for doing so. whatever show ur referencing though? not so much.

so yeah karen, we’re gonna fucking analyze and criticize it all we fucking want cause its either a lighthearted cartoon that has no deep meaning whatsoever OR it’s actually That Deep and therefore warrants analysis – it cant be both, karen.

idk if any of u remember asdaf movies but they were like . the shit back in middle school for me & my friend group right like we literally fucking loved asdaf movies and quoted them daily

but god my fave? the one that still makes me laugh harder than anything? fucking that. that one that got taken out of one of them for some reason and was a “behind the scenes” clip

where this dude is like “who parked their car….on my sandwich?” and some random dude just is like “i did!’ and the first dude gets so pissed he fucking explodes

ok i swear this is the last post i’ll make on this topic but i keep rewatching the video and every time it cuts from the interviewers face back to mark and daisy and daisy is in the middle of saying “it’s just like when fans didn’t believe that vader was luke’s father” and mark is already staring at her like

i die

Everyone needs to remember this...

Don’t settle for “okay” or “good enough” or “nice”. Life is too short. Be happy with who you are and who you’re with. Love yourself just as much as you love others.