ok but how well done was this

Hiatus until April 4th

I’ll pretty much disappear until April 4th. Because exams, you know the deal :’D I have a queue set up actually my entire blog runs on queue? always?? just in case you didn’t know but I won’t be online. Meaning: please don’t be offended/confused when answers to messages come like a week late now^^‘ 

breezy-blogs  asked:

Hi, I'm breezy and I was wondering if it was ok to ask how self-publishing works? It's a completely foreign concept to me.

Sure! I used createspace.com to self-publish but there are other popular ones like Lulu. It’s free to use but you can pay extra for professional formatting, cover creation, etc. You upload your manuscript, choose where you want to distribute it and pick the price, create your cover, and it’s done. Kindle direct publishing is also available through Amazon if you want an ebook as well as paperback. Please let me know if any of you have any questions–I would be happy to help!

My book is available now if you are interested! xx

shelby leigh

  • Disney: So, how are we all doing today?
  • Fox: Well, we released Logan a few days ago, and that has gone perfectly.
  • Disney: Did people cry?
  • Fox: They were bawling.
  • Disney: Very good, very good. How about Netflix? I believe you have Iron Fist out in a few days.
  • Netflix: Uh, yeah, but the reviews haven't been great.
  • Disney: OK, I see. Don't worry, it's only one show, and we've got the Punisher on the way, we'll make it through. How about the comics division?
  • Marvel Comics: Um....
  • Disney: What have you done?
  • Marvel Comics: What?
  • Netflix: We know that sound. How bad is it?
  • Fox: Look, as long as it doesn't involve Nick Spencer, we'll be fine.
  • Marvel Comics: ...
  • Netflix: Oh god, what's he done now?
  • Marvel Comics: He..... he made Magneto a Nazi.
  • Fox: *flips the table*
  • Disney: WHY ARE YOU STILL PAYING HIM?!
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Doodles~

So I was browsing through my files and found some random sketches I forgot about, so I figured I might as well just post them before they get lost again.  Most of these resulted from awesome discussions in the MahouYome Skype chat group. ;D

“John?”

“Yeah?”

“Can you…?” Sherlock blushes. “Can you call me what you called me earlier?”

John’s brow knits as he tries to remember. “What did I call you?”

“You’re going to make me say it?”

“Well, how else would I know what you mean if you don’t say it?”

Sherlock yields. “Earlier…when you came to kiss me good morning,” He hesitates. “I was working on an experiment and you called me a-”

“Busy Bee?”

Sherlock reddens further. “Y-Yes.” He clears his throat. “But could you just call me…?”

John raises his brows slightly. “Bee?”

When Sherlock nods, he ducks his head shyly. “Yes…”

John’s face loses any and all tension, his entire face softens in a way that it only ever does for Sherlock. “Of course,” He smiles. “You’re my bee.” John laughs fondly when Sherlock makes the smallest, shyest sound and covers his face. “My honey bee.”

“Okay, thank you – that’s enough!” Sherlock couldn’t be redder if he tried.

“What the matter, bumble bee?”

Sherlock is about to tell John that the nicknames needed to stop – because there must be a limit to this. It’s embarrassing to be this flustered by simple pet names.

But before he got a chance, he felt John’s face press into his neck. And then, Sherlock felt tiny, tickling vibrations on his skin.

John was buzzing, making soft buzzing noises into Sherlock’s neck. “Bzzz!”

Sherlock yelps and then involuntarily giggles.

“J-John..!”

Mrs. Hudson is hardly surprised when she comes upstairs and finds the two of them writhing about on the sofa, with John buzzing over Sherlock’s skin and Sherlock giggling into John’s.  

there are people who wait for years in between releasing new music and in the span of last year he’s given us an album, a collab with snakehips, taylor swift and chris brown/usher, an original track for ghost busters and the get down plus the acoustic version of idwlf. and this was all in one year. how can you say “oh he’s still making music?” when he’s done so much in just one year. zayn loves music - he loves other things as well and he’s in a position that he can do everything he love - but he is a musician, a singer.  

“You SURE you can handle animating the poodle puppet printing plate part?”

Carl the Animator: “Oh yeah. I’m good with alliteration.”

Ted the Animator: “I’m being serious, Carl, it could be pretty tricky. Don’t want you to be in over your head, that’s all–”

Carl the Animator: “Relax, old timer, I’ve got this. Lemme show you how it’s done.”

Ted the Animator: “…I’m barely two and a half years older than you, ‘young man.’”

*13 minutes later*

Ted the Animator: “Going ok?”

Carl the Animator: “Going amazing.”

Ted the Animator: “…ly.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, shaddup.”

Ted the Animator: “Well, since it’s allegedly going so amazing, I take it you’ve got your mid-pull cels drawn?”

Carl the Animator: “…eh?”

Ted the Animator: “Well, it doesn’t look like you bisected the puppet’s layers at the interaction point, so I assume you’re using unique cels to animate the plate getting pulled out.”

Carl the Animator: “…whatever you just asked, I’m gonna go with ‘yes.’”

Ted the Animator: “…see, that’s what I was afraid of. It just looks like the plate got way darker, and teleported out of the puppet.”

Carl the Animator: “It’ll be fine, it’ll be fine.”

Ted the Animator:This is why details matte- wait, why’s that… oh no. Don’t tell me.”

Carl the Animator: “…what?”

Ted the Animator: “…did you seriously draw the printing plate into the puppet?”

Carl the Animator: “…well… maybe?”

Ted the Animator: “So, now the plate appears to have teleported out, before proceeding to then duplicate itself.”

Carl the Animator: “Ehhhhh… the kids won’t notice.”

Ted the Animator: “And, by the way, you drew the puppet 3x larger than it was earlier in the show.”

Carl the Animator: “Don’t rub it in, I’m already getting embarrassed….”

Ted the Animator:AND, don’t forget that the the body is 2-3% darker gray than it should be–”

Carl the Animator: “Ok, now you’re just messing with me.”

is nobody going to talk about the CUTEST and most heartbreaking part of the episode (Ok bear with me) where Lucifer took something from the vending machine and then LEFT MONEY!??!?!?!? 

Like he didn’t even steal, knowing too well he was a hot god damn mess wanting to die. Nobody was watching him. Chloe was distracted. He pulled money out of his wallet and stuck it in the place where he took his snack and then scurried off. And LATER WHEN THE SHOT SHOWS CHLOE OBSERVING THIS. 

very symbolic. clearly despite all he’s done and how fucked up he is in this episode we are seeing a side from Chloe’s POV- She’s recognizing this isn’t really him, he’s not well, and in her eyes he’s not the monster he’s been acting like. proof in that he still took time to leave a stupid amount of money in a vending machine that he clearly broke open and hijacked some chips from.

TLDR big dumb devil baby in a lot of pain still left money for a snack he couldve stole and chloe noticed

STOP HATING ON JAEHYUN (important pls read!!)

ok so lately I’ve been seeing a lot of hate towards jaehyun mainly talking about how he’s useless and that it doesn’t even make sense for him to be in this unit when there’s jeffrey and ik everyone’s entitled to their own opinion but it’s becoming too much, i think u guys forget that just bc they’re in Korea it doesn’t mean they cant access things we post over here// jae speaks English and im sure if he saw all these comments about u guys hating on him telling him to go back to NCT U and stop stealing jeffrey’s lines bc nobody wants to hear his busted ass vocals (an actual comment i saw during today’s v app not a reflection of my own personal opinion), he’d be like T T and that’s honestly heartbreaking to me// also, yea jeffrey’s okay at singing and stuff but he’s honestly so problematic. like u guys act like just bc he’s hot he can get away w trying to convince LSM to let NCT 127 perform baby don’t like it at trump’s inauguration ++ he’s the reason y we thought we were gonna get full promotions for the short lived much appreciated “black on black™” but instead got the appropriative (nonetheless hard bopping) limitless// it was even his request that they fuck jaehyun up w “the itsy bitsy spider cut”// instead of hating on jae and making negative rant videos abt how his lego lookin headass is stealing the spotlight from other members (a 100% authentic comment i saw underneath their 2018 MAMA performance video) that he could potentially come across in his suggestions box when he’s just trying to watch some cute lee taeyong moments,,,instead of ALL THAT, can we spam their comments w eggplant emojis to let yoonoh know we love him? can we love all the members equally despite how much they may or may not resemble George Clooney (y would i lie abt this being a real quote) bc im done w him being like T T every time they do a broadcast :(

#spreadloveandlegsforjae
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edit/update: okay so I’ve received a concerning amount of messages and mentions from people not understanding this is a joke, so if you didn’t gather that this was not real from literally almost every single word up there then voila here’s a  disclaimer (to anyone that reached out to me this isn’t me belittling or shading you just don’t want others to be concerned)

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no reposting/removing my signature/artist comments thnk you!

This is based off of the talented @y-annah florist/tattoo au, which I am always a goddamn sucker for. They haven’t shown what kind of tattoos Keith has yet so I just kinda winged it, hope that’s ok! 

more under the cut!

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The Hunger Games: Well, it’s so nice to see all of you again! Let kick of the meeting with The Mortal Instruments and their new books.

The Mortal Instruments: *tears* so pretty……

The Hunger Games: And the TV show?

The Mortal Instruments: *growl*

The Hunger Games: It’s ok Hun, we understand. Ok how about you Divergent?

Divergent: *blankly staring ahead* no

Percy Jackson: They are just done I would refrain from the questions for awhile.

The Hunger Games: ok that’s understandable. Well how are you Percy Jackson with the Trials of Apollo?

Percy Jackson: Honestly don’t know any more…… *whispers* solangalo

The Hunger Games: How about the new series?

Percy Jackson: *tears* fall of 2018…. FALL OF FREAKING 2018 *sobs*

The Hunger Games: Honey breath we understand. Harry Potter your awful quiet today. How was the new book?

Harry Potter: I have no idea what you’re talking about.

The Hunger Games: ummmm Cursed Child..?

Harry Potter: ohhhhhhhh that fanfic with J. K. Rowling’s name on it? Let’s not go there.

The Hunger Games: Sure…….

faequeen40  asked:

Lord have mercy I love your writing! Your kiss prompts are so well done that on a scale of one to even, I simply can't. Of course, leading up to that. I really want the K. :D

*takes advantage of the fact that ‘apprends moi’ (teach me) and ‘ah, prends moi’ (ah, take me) are a simple hitch of breath apart :3c*

(am i doing year-old prompts? yes i am absolutely doing year-old prompts)

S'il vous plaît = please (polite)
apprends moi = teach me
prends moi = take me
beau gosse = approximately ‘good-looking kid’ or ‘stud’ (what marinette calls adrien instead of ‘hot stuff’ in the french dub)

dedicated to @isadorator for her help with betaing my remix, THANK YOU AGAIN ♥♥♥

and THANK YOU @mirthaculous FOR MAKING THIS MAKE SENSE YOU ARE A GODSEND ;A;

18: Underwater Kiss

Ladybug took stock of the situation:

The three of them (her, Chat, and the akuma) had been thrown into a town square of sorts: an open space that was now surrounded by walls of water on all sides. Geyser had taken a break from blasting powerful waterspouts at them to pose and laugh maniacally, but still wasn’t wearing any obvious accessories or objects that she could see.

The city at large (or what she could see of it, at least) had been turned into an elaborate deathtrap of a water-park-slash-fountain-showcase. Their attempt to curb the flooding by Cataclysming the public fountain that Geyser had designed had backfired, simply allowing more water to burst forth from beneath Paris’ paved streets. And Chat…

Chat was casting nervous, wincing glances at the last flickering light of his Miraculous.

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OK LETS TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE

i’ve literally seen NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS? And every time I watch it, I get really emotional. This scene is one of my FAVORITES. It’s SO WELL DONE.

First off: we’ve just come from an emotional scene with allura and coran, so the mood is already kind of somber and serious. The lighting is phenomenal. I love the mood, I love the poses, I love the subtle but impactful score music, I love how they’re standing in Voltron-order. (Shiro in the center, Keith and Lance on the right, Hunk and Pidge on the left, arms more forward than legs.) This scene really shows the bond between the paladins, and the difference between this show and the old one: this one is centralized around the paladins and their growth as characters. Not on Voltron.

And then we get into the character interaction oh my gosh

THIS SCENE HAS SOME OF THE PUREST INTERACTIONS. There’s a healthy balance of nostalgia, humor, seriousness. It’s the scene that makes you wanna cry rewatching it because you know what happens after. It calls back to season one, they have a laugh together, you know it’s the calm before all the shit hits the fan, and this scene is what makes it a little bit better. 

This is the scene where you realize, “oh my god, these guys have a connection that can’t be broken by anything”

And I love that so much

Astro Reacts to Their S/O Dissing Another Rapper on SMTM and Winning.

Alrighty! I got a surplus of requests this week! Thank you so much, I will try to get them all done in a well timed manner.


Jinjin:

  • Not gonna lie this boy will be shocked at your rapping abilities!
  • He’d be the type to go around brag about your legendary skills.
  • That’s right! I’m dating THE S/O!”
  • He’d be so proud of you on so many levels. 

Originally posted by moonbinny

MJ: 

  • He’d also be amazed with your rapping skills and probably ask you to rap about ANYTHING!
  • Ok, now rap about this book!!” 
  • “How the frick am I supposed to rap about a book?”
  • Seriously though, he’d think you were a million times cooler than you already were!

Originally posted by moonbinny

Eunwoo:

  • He would be paralyzed in shock and happiness.
  • Would probably fanboy about it for months on end! He might even ask you to do it again.
  • Wow! Do it again for me!! Please?”
  • “It’s been a year now!”

Originally posted by mxnbin


Moonbin:

  • He’d be so excited to see you win the whole thing! 
  • You know he’d be there to see you slay the while competition.
  • He’d be the type to show up with a huge sign declaring that he’s your number one fan.
  • Ha, I’ll always be your number one fan! No one will outshine me!!”

Originally posted by myungjun


Rocky:

  • Considering the fact that he raps for Astro, expect a LOT of rap battles!
  • Of course you two would argue over who won which battle, but know that deep down he’s VERY proud of you!
  • I’m sure that we all know that I won this battle (y/n)!”
  • “Boy, you better miss me with that bullsh*t!”
  • OK. Maybe not exactly like that, but you know what I mean!

Originally posted by asterocky


Sanha:

  • Awe this lil bean would be so excited for you! Expect a giant hug and almost a soliloquy as to how amazing you are!
  • He’d be the type to fanboy as well. Just the sheer thought that his S/O won would make him all bubbly again.
  • What are you so blushy about this time?”
  • “I just remembered how wonderful you are.”
  • “Stop. Oh my goodness it’s almost been a year!”

Originally posted by parkminhyuksdf



This was a fun reaction! Please keep sending them and I’ll make sure to post them up as fast as possible!

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27-28/01/17 || It seems like I keep posting every other day lately, anyway my exam was yesterday afternoon and it went so well, I’m so happy for everything I’ve achieved so far during this first semester, feeling super proud and motivated.

But today is a new day of studying, I have less than 20 days to get ready for my next exam so I’m already in full swing of reading and memorizing stuff. I can’t wait for this exam to be done as well (I also have another one after that but that’s ok).

I plan on reading half of my notes today and half of them tomorrow. I prepared a plan of action of how much I have to study every day. I have a lot of material to look at for this exam but I know I can do it 💪🏼.

Also forgot to mention it’s Italian literature this time and it’s always been one of my faves so I’m at least happy about that.

WHAT IS THIS ?

look what i in the everlovingfuck found :

do you see this ?

do you see the stubble ? do you see that pout??

do you ?

ok then be prepared for this:

here it is

you can see the blue in his eyes

ok ok

but then there is this :

do you wnat a moving version ?

you dont ?

oh well

here it is :

you are welcome

and just so u know im not freaking out because this man is so hot the sun is melting

but he because he can also change in one second and become the best and only angel bean in the entire universe!

here:

DO YOU SEE THIS ? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ?

Im out

im done
  • Me: What brings you and Nutters in today?
  • Client: We are here for a second opinion. Our old vet just kept wanting to run tests, she didn't know what was wrong.
  • Me: I can see how that would be frustrating. What tests were done?
  • Client: None. We just want to know why he has seizures.
  • Me: well, unfortunately there are lots of causes of seizures and all require different treatments. Testing seems like a lot up front but it actually saves money because we will know what to treat.
  • Client: Nope.
  • Me: Uh. Well... honestly I have nothing to offer you. He appears fine just in physical exam. We would-
  • Client: Stop there. We'll go somewhere that wants to help him, not make money.
  • Me: Ok. Let me print your records!

anonymous asked:

When Jikook become official in your fic, they should do the "boyfriend does my make up" challenge. Jungkook could do really well and Jimin's like "... who taught you how to blend this well? 👀👀" and Jungkook is all like "Well i did watch all of your videos"

ERUGHUHER yES!! YES YES!!!!! omg fml ok yes i’ve yet to edit an ig photo of jimin getting his makeup done by jeon bUT!!! here’s of jeon getting his done 

omg im screaming!!! i cant wait to update but like first i have to fuckin complete the next chapter HAHHAHA and and and (if anyone finds a good picture of jimin getting his makeup done pls send it to me:’((() yes these boys were created for boyfriend tags im 

i wanna cry