ok back to sleep

*loses Steve in a store*

Dustin: don’t worry I got this guys

Dustin: *uses hand as microphone* “oh Steve’s hair? Yea he uses-”

Steve: u little shit I will disown u right now

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I saw this lovely comic by Max, and I thought I should add a little something of my own.

They get gold rings, eventually.

considering how hard it is (and sometimes impossible) to trigger a sneeze in your sleep it just fuels the suspicion that this sly motherfucker

isn’t sleeping at all

he was probably posing all along i mean look at him who sleeps like this in front of their crush 

goddammit viktor 

Jimmy Fallon

Originally posted by thewisestwolf

Imagine your husband Bill on Jimmy Fallons late night show.

“Congratulations! You’re expecting baby number two in four months am I correct?” Jimmy asks

“Yes of course. We’re expecting a beautiful baby girl.” Bill chuckles

“I bet she’s a daddy’s girl”

Bill laughs “That she is”

Your at home on the couch watching your husband on tv with popcorn resting upon your four month old baby bump and your 4 year old son sitting next to you giggling at the sight of his father on tv.

“Look mommy, daddy on tv!” Roman pointed to his father

You gasp “Is it really?” You play around with Roman

“Yes mommy see. Daddy doesnt look like that monster anymore” Roman cuddled up to your side.

Jimmy and Bill play a couple of games and then sit back down to talk more.

“Was it true that your son Roman didn’t talk to you for a whole day because you came home dressed as Pennywise?” Jimmy asked

Bill sipped on a glass of water and nearly spat it out as he began to laugh

“Ok, let me tell you what happened. So it was aprils fools and I decided to go home dressed as Pennywise to scare my wife.” Bill giggled as he tells the story

“You what!” Jimmy gasps holding his hand to his chest

“But what I didnt know was that my son was home. I thought he’d be at daycare. So I walked in with a red balloon and saw Y/N in the kitchen making a snack while my son was sitting on the table drawing”

You watched and listened as he told the story that he thought was halirious. Your son eventually fell asleep so at least he didnt have to relive the horror.

“My son stopped and looked at me, he dropped his crayons and screamed. My wife turned around and saw me, but she didnt really know it was me. So she screamed and threw a wooden spoon at me, then rushed our son Roman and picked him up, then ran upstairs to our room and locked the door”

The audience gasped in surprise

“What happened next?” Jimmy asked like a curious little child

“Well lets just say, I went up stairs and told her that it was me. She eventually opened up the door and she was crying while holding Roman.”

The audience ‘awed’ and Jimmy pouted his lips

“I hugged them both and appologised, but Roman was so mad that he hadn’t talked to me the whole day. I would try and hug him but he would push me away and said ’Nope no hugs for you, you scared mommy’ and kicked my leg and ran to his room”

Bill laughed and the audience joined into the laughter too. The show was coming to an end and Jimmy had farewelled your husband.

Bill returned home with flowers and chocolate “Honey im home” classic line your husband would always say whenever he’s home. You got off the couch and he slowly walked towards you looking over your shoulder to see Roman sleeping on the couch. Bill leaned down and kissed your lips passionately

“I missed you” you said against his lips

“The last time you said that we ended up in the room and now we have a baby on the way” his arms wrapped around your waist

“Well its hard being away from you. Besides Roman misses you too”

“How is he?” He sighed

“He watched the show for a bit then fell asleep” you ran your fingers through his soft brown hair

“Its late. Go to bed, i’ll meet you there” he pecked your lips and moved towards the couch where your son is. He picked him ul and carried him to his bedroom

Once Roman was in bed, his eyes opened slowly.

“Daddy?” The boy yawned

“Shh its ok son. Go back to sleep. Daddy’s home now” Bill planted a soft kiss on Romans forehead and the boy then fell back into slumber. He walked out of the room and stood by the doorframe

“Goodnight my sweet boy”

Okay, but picture this. The reunion happens. We see Dean hug Cas. The embrace lingers on a little bit more than is comfortable for the audience watching. Dean’s face is all angsty pain and relief and need. Then Dean steps back because he’s gotta let Sam have his turn, of course.

So Sam does. Sam hugs Cas, but the whole time that it happens, Cas’ eyes are open and he looks over Sam’s shoulder to Dean. Dean stares longingly back. When Sam and Cas separate, Dean assumes his position in the driver’s seat. 

Dean spends the whole drive watching Cas in the rearview mirror. At every stoplight, they gaze at each other so intensely that at one point, Dean doesn’t notice that the light’s gone green again and Sam has to prompt him to go.

When they get to the bunker, they finally take their eyes off each other. They’re still reeling. They still can’t believe it.

They spend the next few days grazing fingers, and shoulders, and hands every time that they pass by, because they always make sure that they’re passing by each other just a little too close, just to have the excuse to touch each other again.

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Finest girl I ever met in my whole life, wanna take her home, make her my wife.
Knew she was a freak when she started talking…

anonymous asked:

ok ok listen Imagine viktor heading back to his bedroom just to find yuuri sleeping in their bed. And he thinks his fiancé looks so cute af, so when he approaches him, he notices that yuuri left his earphones on So viktor can't help but wonder what he was listening to ( maybe something calm and peaceful idk ). And when he puts one on, a full playlist of nicki minaj starts playing

LMAO

youtube

watch this and try not to cry over how precious he is