ok back to jokes and shenanigans

Say any more puns you get the scissors
  • Yang: what do you call a bear with no teeth?
  • Blake: Yang please I'm trying to read.
  • Yang: a gummy bear
  • Blake: *groans*
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  • Yang: hey Blake what did the buffalo say when his son left for school?
  • Blake: I'm not in the mood for this.
  • Yang: *smirks* Bison
  • Blake: *internally screaming*
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  • Yang: what do you call an alligator in a vest.
  • Blake: Yang I fucking swear-
  • Yang: an Investigator
  • Blake: *bangs head with book*
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  • Yang: hey Blake
  • Blake: *grabs a pair of scissors* say one more pun I dare you
  • Yang: *backs up* h-hey now let's not get nasty, I'm sorry for all my jokes but I actually wanted to ask you out to make up for all of my jokes. My treat.
  • Blake: *eyes narrowed* I will be taking these scissors with me if you so much as utter one more pun
  • Yang: *swallows hard* ok no puns got it, just don't cut my hair.