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“I think that she found in Alex someone—you find that person that sticks in your craw, that you find that person that sort of fundamentally—that love that fundamentally changes you. And once you’ve experienced that, you never really—it’s what separates Alex from every other romantic interest she ever has. So I’m curious to see how that plays out.”

-Taylor Schilling [x]

THE SIGNS AS QUOTES FROM PENNSATUCKY IN ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK

ARIES: “Don’t be talkin’ about tampons while I’m sittin’ here plottin’ my revenge.”

TAURUS: “Men being in charge has never done me any good.”

GEMINI: “It’s a metaphor, you potato with eyes.”

CANCER: “Are you calling me Hillary Clinton?”

LEO:  “Are you jealous that I’m kind of pretty now and you’re not?”

VIRGO: “Yeah, I said stupid twice, only to emphasize how stupid that is!”

LIBRA: “I gotta take care of myself, Ching Chong China Doll.”

SCORPIO:  “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

SAGITTARIUS: “You smell like a fucking turtle tank.”

CAPRICORN: “You know what? Pardon my French, but you can eat my shit.”

AQUARIUS:  "I feel free as a bird. No, like, not even a bird. More like a snake.“

PISCES: “I don’t have rage… I’m just sad.”

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