Rabbi: You really want this? Sincerely? Not ‘cause this one’s trying to blackmail me for something stupid when I was 19 or for broccoli with your dinner? What is this for you?
Cindy: Honestly, I think I found my people. I was raised in a church where I was told to believe and pray. And if I was bad, I’d go to hell. And if I was good, I’d go to heaven. And if I’d ask Jesus, he’d forgive me and that was that. And here y’all are sayin’ ain’t no hell. Ain’t sure about heaven. And if you do something wrong, you got to figure it out yourself. And as far as God’s concerned, it’s your job to keep asking questions and to keep learning and to keep arguing. It’s like a verb. It’s like … you do God. And that’s a lot of work, but I think I’m in, as least as far as I can see it. I mean, maybe I’ll learn more and say fuck the whole thing, I mean, but I wanna learn more, and I think I gotta be in it to do that. You know… Does that make sense? Shit, did I just talk myself out of it?
Piper has started an illegal underground prison business, Sophia got the shit beat out of her, Alex might be dead, Pennsatucky was raped by a guard multiple times, Morello is married, Red has feelings for Healy, John left Daya, Daya had her baby, Brook Soso tried to kill herself, a religion was made around Norma, Suzanne became a popular erotic fiction writer
Nicky is going to come back from max security like:
life hack: if you procrastinate long enough on catching up on your favorite shows you’ll find out they killed your favorite character and it will sap all desire for you to watch, therefore marking it off your to-do list with zero effort
Female Awesome Meme - [3/5] lgbt+ ladies: Poussey Washington.
“[Love] is just chilling, you know? Kicking it with somebody, talking, making mad stupid jokes.
And, like, not even wanting to go to sleep, ‘cause then you might be without ‘em for a minute.
And you don’t want that.”