I’ve been watching OITNB really slow because I got spoilers about one of the big things but I just got to the part where we find out why Suzanne is in jail and I paused it and I have been staring at my screen with an open mouth for like ten minutes. oh my god.

What f/m ships get: 

  •  Season long romance in every episode
  • Canon uncensored romance
  •  Story lines that don’t revolve around their sexual orientation
  • Ships on literally every show

What f/f ships get :

  • Subtext
  • Death by stray bullets
  • Queerbaiting
  • Disapointment