oink by piglet


You know what you need today? A video of baby pigs being cute, here.

anonymous asked:

450+ pound piggy who loves playing dress up (rubber pig snout and pig tail plug) here. After stuffing myself silly tonight any recommendations on how to punish or reward myself? I'll probably order 3 large pizzas, large fries, large mozz sticks, and a couple of others of garlic bread. It'll all go. Love being humiliated so give me your worst.

You should dress up as a fat fucking pig and once you’re stuffed do not speak, only snort and oink like the pathetic piglet you are <3


Be sure to listen for cute little piggy oinks!