fucking misty eye of the mountain below

you had one job

to keep fucking careful watch

was it such a big deal that the sky might have been filled with fire and smoke

one job, misty eye

to keep watching over Durin’s sons

you stupid eye

one job

peter jackson: I love all of the dwarves in battle of the five armies.  thorin, fili, kili, dwalin, balin [looks at smudged writing on hand] oil, gloria, doily, norway, omi, bitter, boozer, and bumbler.  oh and legolas.