Mostly I just wanted to make it clear they came with condoms and they aren’t being kept in anyone’s wallet because ohhhh noooo that’s so bad for them, don’t do that. And don’t use hand lotion as lube, oil and petroleum products break down latex. This is your free health class lesson from a responsible old person on the internet who is concerned about running themes that seem to pop up in fanfics. Let’s just say Jack dropped that bag on the ground before he started gettin’ handsy on the last page.
Anyway, managed to loop that around into the actual point of the page, that Jack is still a li’l bit terrified Gabe’s gonna no homo him tomorrow morning.