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The first time Max went to jail

Because of the thread with @sassy-blue-dork this happened over telegram. XD

Featuring Max and @once-fallen-twice-cursed Amelia (the ghost GF of our blue P.I XD)


M: I WAS NOT TRYING TO STEAL

M: THERE WAS A GHOST OK

A: a ghost that lured you in to getting caught??

A: =3=

M: Well, let’s not forget the way we met, alright?

A: Yeah but you didn’t get caught!!

M: At least this time I didn’t go deaf.

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storiette asked:

Alma, for the OC post!

Full Name: Alma Endrade
Gender and Sexuality: Female and Bi
Pronouns: She/Her
Ethnicity/Species: Human, Hispanic 
Birthplace and Birthdate: Redridge in Year 3
Guilty Pleasures: loves chocolate ohmyword she loves it
Phobias: fears being immobile/powerless
What They Would Be Famous For: winning in a brawl against an entire town
What They Would Get Arrested For: winning in a brawl against an entire town
OC You Ship Them With: Cran! mine and @rhinocerocket‘s worgen hunter. hes a big friendly guy who is super endearing (just followed her around like a puppydog until she started liking him)
OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Aldri, aka Cran’s best friend. they get…soooorta competitive over him
Favorite Movie/Book Genre: action beat em up genres, female protags preferred, likes horror/slasher films
Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Romcoms
Talents and/or Powers: rly rly good fighter just because shes been doing this for so long, able to endure a lot of pain, tho at the end of the day shes just a normal human
Why Someone Might Love Them: independent, wild, fierce in their loves and hates, wicked sense of humor
Why Someone Might Hate Them: rly agressive and shoots off their mouth a lot
How They Change: learns to settle down a bit and take a less dangerous life but this is mostly because she LOST HER LEG and cant be a bodyguard/sellsword anymore. she does keep adventuring tho because no one can stop her. overall shes still the same person. 
Why You Love Them: i love women who can beat me up 10/10

anonymous asked:

THAT BLACK TIE-UP SHIRT! WHERE IS IT FROM! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL OHMYWORD! ILY!

thank u love. urban outfitters 💛