I matched with this guy. He’s cute and all, so we decided to go see a movie at the mall. Wanted to see Hateful 8, but it was a late movie and he lived out of town, so we switched it to The Forest. Before the movie, we walked around the mall and stopped into a bunch of stores.. I worked there so I really didn’t care but he went into all the sports stores looking for this hat??? We didn’t really talk a lot.. Truly we didn’t have much in common.
We went to his car, talked a bit more (not his strong suit).. So we made out instead. And that turned into me giving him a blow job. It was my first.
AND HE RATED ME. HE GAVE ME A C+.
He said he’d had really good ones, like pornstar level ones, so mine was average. Like who the fuck do you think you are.
After that, we went to see the movie.. which was fuckin stupid. We haven’t spoken since.
Moral of the story: don’t rate my blowjobs, especially if they’re “average”.
Also, don’t watch The Forest. It’s terrible.