lunarlight-posts  asked:

Lavender, do you want some... *whispers* coffee? *gives Lavender a mocha frappachino* >:3

“OHHHHHHH! YES! YES I DO-”

“Bro…..That’s probably not a good idea….”

“UGH! POPPY! I’M AN ADULT, DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!” He takes a sip of the mocha

“Well……How is it…..?”

“MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE~!!!!!”

helsinki-nights  asked:

Roast Billy Broof

ohhhhhhh my god here we goooooo

  • Needs to stop literally HATING EVERYTHING WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
  • Don’t undermine Alan he does a Good Job™
  • Who the fuck dives straight into a swimming pool anyway? Learn some common sense, bro
  • I appreciate you’re on the Rolling Stones top 100 drummers list but geT ALAN WHITE AND CARL PALMER ON THERE FUCK
  • We all know you’ve fucked Robert Fripp don’t lie about it

Send me a name and I’ll talk shit about them!