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this is something I will truly never forget.  I have been a fan of Adam since 2008 and have been waiting to meet him since then.  Not only was this the first time I was ever able to make it to a show, but I also beat the odds and won backstage passes to meet him before the show on the radio.  I seriously believe it was fate.  I used to talk to Adam on Myspace all the time and used to send him fan art, which he actually made his profile photo one time.  When I met him, I gave him a book of all of the fan art and all of our myspace chats, along with a new letter to him.  After the concert I got a tweet from him saying that he remembered :’). It has been 6 months since this happened and I still live off of those memories.  Every time I hear the song gold it honestly brings me to a whole other level, because it was the last song he sang, and we sang a whole verse together during the show. 

I need to thank you Adam, for bringing us joy and surrealism when we hear your music, no other artist can help me escape like you do.  I was one of your very first fans, and I will be forever. Thank you so much.

-Sarah Zanon

Job Application
  • This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
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  • NAME: Greg Bulmash.
  • SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
  • DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
  • DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
  • EDUCATION: Yes.
  • LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
  • SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
  • MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
  • REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
  • HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
  • DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
  • MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
  • DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
  • DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
  • HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
  • DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
  • WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
  • DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
  • SIGN HERE: Aries.
They say if you're bisexual, you're confused. If you're gay, it's a sin. If you're skinny, you're on drugs. If you're fat, you look nasty. If you're dressed up, you're conceited. If you dress for comfort, you're a slob. If you speak your mind, you're weird. If you don't say anything, you're a punk. If you are sweet to strangers, you are fake. If you cry, you're a drama queen. If you have male friends, you're a whore. If you have female friends, you're a player. YOU can't do anything without being labeled. We live in a society where people can't survive if they're not judging the next person. Be proud of who you are.

the other day someone saw my deathly hallows tattoo and brought up a super good point that I never thought of when getting it, and it made me like 100x happier that I did get it. He said “that’s really awesome. so like in 30 years or so you and all those people with that tattoo can get together and be like “hey, we went through this together. we were part of an era” and idk I just thought it was really awesome. so hollah to all you awesome people out there with Harry Potter tattoos—we’re part of something magical.
(this also goes for anyone with a fandom tattoo that is so much more than just a fandom to you)

I miss the feeling of being loved, you know? Some people say it’s desperation, but it’s not. It’s just once you know the feeling of being the one someone thinks about when they go to sleep at night, you never forget it. And you hold on to that. And when you feel that again, you never want to let that person go.