ohh yes!

Tease (M)

Originally posted by louizlake

Summary: Your best friend had gotten a new job, but wouldn’t tell you what it was. You decide to take it upon yourself to find out, so you find the address to his work. But… why did the address lead you to a strip club? 

Pairing: Jimin x Reader

Genre: Smut (M)

A/N: This will most likely be a two-shot (if enough ppl want it), so you could expect the real smuttiness to occur in the next part ;) Anywho, there is brief mentions of arousal, lewd actions, and strip teases in this chapter. This will be a mature read, so you have been warned! 



“This can’t be right…” you exasperate in confusion.

You look at the small entrance to the building, scratching your head. The place looked as if it was some type of club, as you could hear the loud music shaking the ground, even from where you were standing. There was a line up to get in, and you couldn’t help but notice that the majority of the people waiting, were females.

There’s no way Jimin would work here, he doesn’t even like clubs… you think in your head.

The reason you were out here by yourself at 11pm at night, was because you found out Jimin recently got a job. He would start buying more expensive clothing, and offer to pay more for you whenever you two went out. Obviously he was making some nice cash, so when you asked him about it; he completely ignored you.

You two have been best friends and roommates since freshman year in college, and now you both were in your third year. Jimin typically hid no secrets from you, as he was a very open and relaxed person. So when he purposely didn’t tell you where he was working, that made you highly suspicious.

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Dan and Phil Play: Golf with Friends #2 - ALL INNUENDOS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Phil is in italics. Dan is regular. Actions are *bolded*

  • “TWO SANDY BALLS”
  • Look at how erect my flagpole is today. It’s like completely, directly up… Look at it tho. Look at it!
  • Before we start we need to CUSTOMIZE OUR BALLS!!!!
  • My pole is so long you can’t even see the flag
  • Oh, You’re inside my ball again
  • We are already freaking out inside each other
  • Hit it, Phil, over that lump. SMACK!
  • I thought that was the hole for a minute. I thought I got in the hole
  • That was a bit too much power for Danny there
  • I’m deceived by the curves…
  • *Does bodyrolls*
  • I have no idea how I’m gonna get into the hole
  • It’s already hard
  • Oooooh, that felt good to me
  • He lacked the necessary power to conquer the lump
  • My lumps, my lovely Philly lumps. Check ‘em out
  • It’s so close… Timmyyyyy
  • That’s obviously just saying go for it, but how much power? Smack it
  • Oh my god, that was close… right on the cusp
  • Get out of my zone. Stop touching me. I’ll touch you when I please
  • That’s what you get for being cocky
  • “hot and delicious” fun.
  • Watch out Anubis. Phil’s in your pyramid
  • Just solid wacking
  • I’m just gonna wack it. Boom, slide, crack
  • Shit fucking wank fuck
  • Ahhhhhh… Oh my god, that was sexual. Ahh, that was the most erotic math based experience I’ve ever had. Yeah, I liked that
  • Yes, yes!!!! Look at this. That was beautiful. I want to have children with this course
  • Just aim for the hole…
  • I’m gonna need a bit more— SHITTING FUCK!
  • You owe me two strokes…
  • He’s going down. I’m heading down, I’m close to it. Ready? Smack!
  • Oh, that’s a– that’s a hole
  • That was so satisfying…
  • I love that we both cocked that up so much
  • …or would we be really sweaty and sandy right now? We would be very sandy and sweaty
  • You would have your caddy lad, atleast…
  • Your non-gender specific caddy gimp would need to be fanning you… Caddy gimp? Yeah
  • I’m gonna line up. Bang!
  • He’s thinking about how tasty your ball is right now
  • Yes, sphinx daddy. Let’s go
  • Ahhh, straight down the gullet
  • It didn’t even touch his esophagus, here we go. Straight down the hatch…
  • Into the opening of the pyramids uterus…
  • You literally just said that that’s a giant sand vagina. No I didn’t. I said it’s like your being birthed into the pyramid. No no no, that’s what you said. We’re climbing inside the pyramid vagina
  • I’m just gonna wack it right in
  • I don’t know what’s happening but I’m excited by it
  • Ooh, that’s it. Tease it in
  • Oooooh, toasty ball
  • That’s the wrong hole!!!
  • This is not how God wanted it but it’s happening
  • Ohh, Ohh— Yes, that was tasty. That was a delicious go
  • …The bridge to Cleopatra’s bedroom
  • Is he wearing any underwear?
  • I’m close, I’m close, I’m close!!!
  • Come on let me have it
  • The best parts were when you went in the mouth and when you went through the uterus
  • Use the power of your thumbs. Tickle that like button
  • Go one, Phil. Groom me like a monkey

Total Innuendos: IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIIII IIII

Smol Beans Corrupted: ~2,773

  • The national song: You were grey/as a dirty old sock/ you called my name / I threw it in the water
  • Pre-chorus: You're a dirty old sock, I'm a dirty old sock (x4) oh yes we are
  • Chorus: socks and socks and socks and socks, you kill me Gretchen! Ohh yes you do.
  • Hook: socks (x16)
BTS-Reaction to you saying “Fuck Me” out of frustration.

-Main Admin, M.


Rap Monster: You have been playing this game on your phone for more than a few days and there was this level you couldn’t beat and you have been trying for two days to pass it and it just stressed you out so when you lost again you couldn’t handle it anymore.

“Fuck me!” you throw your head back in frustuation and when you look up again, Namjoon is taking of his belt.

“Just give me a second, Y/n, I’m almost done”

The face he made when you told him why you said that was so funny you couldn’t stop laughing for hours.

Originally posted by forever-young-got7


Suga: You had been trying to learn how to play the piano for quite a while but you will always end up messing up on a chord so when suga sat down with you to help you practice and an again you messed up.

“Fuck Me!”

“If you wanted me to fuck you on my piano you should have just said that before”

Originally posted by talk-me-down-troye


Jin: Cooking wasn’t your thing and Jin knew that but you still wanted to make him dinner since it was his birthday but when you burnt the food frustration came to you.

“Fuck Me!” 

“I don’t mind fucking you on the kitchen counter, Y/n” 

Originally posted by fawnave


V: Both of you were cleaning the house, you were about to take the trash outside when you hit your pinky with the table.

“Fuck Me!”

“ohh, Yes!, No more cleaning, now we can actually do something productive, come here, Y/n”

Originally posted by buisually-appealing


Jimin: The fact that finals were coming up soon and that you didn’t have money to buy albums stressed you out so out of nowhere you screamed.

“Fuck Me!”

“Come here princess, let me show you what heaven feels like”

Originally posted by jimiyoong


Jungkook: taking care of two small kids was hard and more since they were tae’s brothers and they are just like him, so when they wouldn’t stop running around your’s and jungkook’s house you got really frustrated.

“Fuck Me!”

“Y/n, I guess we could make some cute little Kookies”

Originally posted by nnochu


Jhope: You and Jhope were laying down on bed when you were reading a good af fanfiction and you phone decided to restart.

“Fuck Me!”

“YAY!, I’m getting some puss puss tonight”

Originally posted by helendrv

Laughter is the Best Medicine

Request:oml jerome fluff where the reader was held hostage and jerome saves her but shes hurt and he cares for her and is just super over protective? thank you so much and love your imagines! ——–

(Y/N) POV

“Attention…attention…attention!” The oh so familiar voice of the mystery kidnapper. I’ve been held here for about 3 months. Possibly more. I stay curled up in the corner of the room. The four walled room, one hanging light, and one bed on the floor along with one blanket.

I look up at the viewing window where my capture is behind. “It’s that time again lovely. That time for him to come in. the time for him to see you.” I sniff and whip the tears that fall from my face on a daily basis. “How many times do I have to tell you HE IS GONE!” I scream at the window in rage.

I can since him shaking his head. “It’s not lady like the yell doll. You’ll see soon.” I throw the glass plate at the window and scream till I was blue.

I was beaten on once a day. Slashed with a knife at least twice a week, and threatened with a gun 3 times a month. The door opens and I’m greeted with something I never wished to see.

His face. The face I saw every single day for years. The face I use to kiss every night before my eyes closed. “Hello Doll. Miss me?” He walks closer. “Who are you?” I ask and stand up alarmed. “Don’t you recognize me baby? It’s me Jerome.”

The unknown figure adjusts the skin on his face and walks closer to me. “Kiss me my queen! It’s been far to long.” He grabs my face and tries to place his lips upon mine. “Stop! Stop it now! YOU’RE NOT JEROME!” I scream with tears running down my face. I punch and kick the ‘masked’ man in rage. He stamps his foot in frustration and removes himself from the room. I sink to the floor and cover my face. Jerome…Jerome please comes back. I need you.

Jerome POV:

I push the last staple in my face to reconnect the skin on my face. “So how does it look?” I ask the man that brought me back. I look over his shoulder and see what looks like a duffel bag filled with clothes. Clothes I know. Some I bought.

I hold my finger up and walk to the bag. “Now what are these? I stuff my hands in the bag and pull out one very pleasing memory. “Huh. Looks like these belong to my baby girl.” “W-what? No…I-I don’t know.”

I pull out a knife and place it to his neck. “Show me where she is. She’s her isn’t she? Ohh yes she is! I can see it in your eyes. Show me.” He nods and quickly goes to a bolted door and unlocks it. I look in to see a balled up figure in the corner of the room. I walk to her and see her gone from the world. Still breathing but barley.

I turn around and throw the knife right into his chest. “What did you do?” I scream at him. “She’s dying of a broken heart.” He laughs and I strangle him the rest of the way dead.

I pick up my baby doll and rush out of the building and to a friend who owes me a favor.

(Y/N) POV:

Light. Light flashes in my eyes, and I open my eyes. I open my eyes to see white tile room. I look to my right to see a heart monitor, and an IV giving me fluids. Then to my left I see a red head lying on the couch. Red hair I love. The red hair I missed. “Jerome?” I ask my voice horses and rough. He stirs and rolls over. I see staples line his face in a circle; from his forehead to the bottom of his chin. His eyes open and he immediately stands. “Baby doll. There you are. Oh I’ve missed you so much!” He strides over to me and strokes my face. I let a tear slip and he wipes it away and kisses my cheek. “I’m here baby. I’m gonna take care of you. Just remember! Laughter is the best medicine!” I laugh and kiss him happy I have my baby back.

anonymous asked:

Hi~ i dont know if you remember but this is the anon who said Noah and Robin are beautiful magical deers and i saw the respond to that... They arent deers?? Im sorry for judging(?) your drawings.. (I have a bit of trouble with english ;;)

ohh yes i remember of course

and no no, you judged absolutely right in Noah’s case don’t worry <3 he definitely has the body of a deer. he also has fox traits (coloring and teeth etc)

they just aren’t animals, that’s why! but i can’t tell you more right now because SPOILERS shfhs but it’ll get explained later. Robin is completely different from Noah, too, not just in appearance

thinking of it i posted some cute wips of them on twitter a bit ago

anonymous asked:

heyheyhey! i’m new to the fandom!! i found your blog recently and i’m?? in?? love?? also i was wondering if you could recommend to me some other blogs that post any bts-related content from textposts to edits to photos to anything rlly? i’m so sorry for bothering you :0 xxx

hello! kjdhgfkdl thank you so much I’m honored!! 💗 ohh and yes of course, these will be off the top of my head but I’ll try to categorize them for you ~

for amazing gifs:

@apgujeon @bangtoori @bwisou @bwipsul @bwiseoks @bangtanbanchan @dreamyoongi @gotjhope @hohbi @jaayhope @jeonheart @jeonify @jimiyoong @jinmini @jinblond @jminies @joonjuly @junghope @junqkookied @kthspjm @ksjknj @mintsugakookies @park-jimizzle @rapdaegu @sosjimin @sweaterpawsjimin @sugaa @taeguk @yoonggi @yoonseok

for out of this world gfx/art:

@mewchim @mangaetteok @dearmyjimin @kassareo @jimelody @rapmini 
@noxiim@maja-sinika

hope this helps!

drabble series: b.a.p | take you there

title: take you there
fandom: b.a.p
member/reader: zelo, female
genre/warning(s): smut
summary: [request]  Hey can you do a junhong’s smut? Is her first time *_* i hant him soooo fluffy and careful

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travelingstrangerwithaquill  asked:

Dude you are so great!! You draw percy Jackson and voltoron!!!! How did I not see this before?! Keep it up!

OHH THANK YOU!!! <3
and YES  pjo and vld are my life right now and i love them both!! 
i just parkour between the two of them all the time :’D

*Throws emo kids at you* they are so special .;o;

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PAIRING- reader x Bucky Barnes 

WORD COUNT: 1.9k

WARNINGS: SMUT, UNPROTECTED SEX (keep it wrapped guys) and Swearing (are you surprised by now through?)

Request from Anon -Can I request a Bucky Barnes imagine? The reader & Natasha having to go undercover? & the reader has to wear something revealing making Bucky overprotective? Smut or dirty talk? ❤️ (Reader & Bucky date)

So I went in with the intention of writing only light smut (just oral) but then somewhere along there it turned into full on Smut, soooooo what can ya do *shrugs* but its my first Bucky Smut yay! Enjoy x 

GIF NOT MINE

Originally posted by acciowintershield


“Ok what about this one?”

You stepped out of your walk in wardrobe pulling at the dress until it was sitting comfortable on your body. Natasha was sitting on your bed an array of dresses sat around her as she looked up from the magazine she was flicking through. She tilted her head as you walked over barefoot to your full-length mirror.

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Pink Polka dots

In which Harry and you have been away from each other for way too long and him looking way too good before his show

Request: Sex with Harry on the tour bus or backstage.

A/N: This is the very first time i have ever written smut so if it doesn’t sound so grand i’m sorry but i’m trying my best. Don’t forget to send requests if you wanna see more. But i truly hope you enjoy. 


 Its been six months. Six months since you have seen each other face to face. Other than the occasional facetime and skype call at least once a week. But it still wasn’t the same, it wasn’t the same to be able to hold him and feel his strong arms wrap around your body and squeeze you tight to his chest, to look at him and see how his face and body reacts to your gentle touches, kissing him till the sunrises in the morning and feel his plump lips all over your skin, to sleep next to him and feel his strong arms keeping you safe all night.

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anonymous asked:

Yoosung + Seven + Saeran React to an MC who gets bullied by a guy shorter than her.

That´s a weird concept but  I like weird.I will try my best to satisfy your request.

Yoosung

  • “…so then the teacher said It´s not good enough” Yoosung said and put a high pitch when imitating the teacher.
  • You caressed yoosung´s cheek and said “aww…my poor baby”
  • Yoosung got a little red but then he said “I´m not a baby mc I´m a men.”
  • “sorry” you said but at the same time you were try not to laugh.
  • “and how was your day?” Yoosung said but you didn´t respond immediately and he got worried that your smile disappear when he ask you about your day “what happened?” 
  • “it´s just this classmate…he just believes he is the shit and puts the others down.It´s really frustrating”
  • “Don´t worry.I have encounter people like that too but the best way to fight them it´s not doing it at all,well that´s what my mother always tells me” he smiles and you do it too.
  • But 1 month later he saw that you were getting more and more sad and you didn´t smile at his scrambled eggs with a happy face made with ketchup.But one time you came from college with watery eyes and he got worried and ask if there was a problem and you said “it´s just this guy that I told you about…he is getting on my nerves”
  • He got worried and ask you the name of that guy,you were confuse and you ask him what he will do.”Mc,just give me his full name.I will talk to him”
  • “but…”you said but immediately you were interrupted by Yoosung “I know that I´m not a knight in white armor but I will try my best to protect you and it doesn´t matter if the guy is as tall as Jumin”
  • You fell in love again and smile.”I love you,Yoosung” you said and hive him a kiss.
  • You didn´t want to give him problems but you were so curious to know what he will do and you give the full  name of the guy.
  • Next morning Yoosung was waiting at the door of the class that you have with the bully and when you got out of the class and saw Yoosung .You ran to him and give him a hug saying “Yoosung you don´t have to do it”
  • “Don´t get worried Mc .Where is the guy?”.
  • You say that he is in the class room and he goes in but as he keeps walking he keeps thinking “wait…what if he is as tall as Jumin or strong as Zen?” he shakes his head “you promise that you will protect mc” Yoosung said to him self.
  • The plan was KILL HIM with kindness (his mom told him that).
  • When he goes inside.He sees two guys a football player (tall and clearly very strong) and a tiny guy (super sort and with glasses).Yoosung yell the name of the bully.
  • The sort guy said “Yeah?”
  • Huge relief for Baby Yoosung
  • “Hi! I´m Yoosung .I came here to talk to you about Mc.” the bully was confuse “Mc is a beautiful person,Mc is kind, brave ,intelegent ,calm, gentle,generous,hard-working,…” he was cut by the bully and the bully said “I know”.
  • Yoosung was very confused but the bully continue “Mc is a beautiful person like you said and I know that I will never deserve someone like Mc because of my height,my looks,my lack of sympathy and that´s why some times I try to be playful but I end up hurting Mc.I just Love Mc.You are Mc´s friend.Hey bro,Can you help me with Mc?”
  • Yandere ON
  • “I´m Mc´s boyfriend and no I will not help you because you are a little piece of shit and like you said you DON´T deserve someone like Mc.You will die alone because you are a disgusting creature.If I every see you near Mc or I see Mc is upset because of you I wil break every bone of your tiny body and You will wish you were death.Did you Hear that BRO?” Yoosung was scary as hell (Like those horror movies when the little puppy turns into a big scary alien/monster).
  • Yoosung comes to you again Not knowing that you heard every thing.
  • “I think he will not Bother you any more” Yoosung said with a big cute smile.

SEVEN

  • You came to the house one day and you started to cry.
  • Seven got worried and despite he had a lot of work he just hug you and said “Mc,What happened?” and then he start searching every part of you body to check if you were hurt.
  • You didn´t say any thing and he said “Mc,Please tell me.I want to protect you!”
  • “Nothing,I…was and then he but I ju-just and I said It´s ok ok… he can´t …and some some one yell Ma-Ma and …”You were crying and talking at the same time and you just couldn´t contain your self.
  • “Your manager it is being a dick and he is molesting you?”(Ok? He has super powers or something because How the fuck did he understand all that?) seven said and you nob
  • “It was the guy with the weird beard?”seven says 
  • “No,now the new manager is that guy from the french fries” 
  • “Ohh! The little one?”
  • “Yes,He is a dick!”
  • “Yeah! That little dwarf” Seven says but he is still hugging you.
  • “Shorty pants” Both of you are laughing.
  • “Munchkin”You two laugh even more.
  • You two spend like 1 hour saying nicknames for short people in till you fall asleep in the arms of Seven.
  • He carry you in a bride style and put you into bed.
  • He sat at his computer and start searching all about the “manager” and then he hacks into his computer (have you watch Black Mirror in Netflix? you know that episode of the third season-third episode well he did the first part) and when he found something…well I only can say “this shit is going down”
  • Two days later seven came to Mc´s work by surprise and he brought coffee(cups from starbucks)for everyone in the office including the manager .
  • The coffee was the same but the cup wasn´t it had a message that said “I know every thing :-)” Then his cellphone got a email with photos of “things…bad things”.
  • Then seven saw his reaction and give him a little smirk and wave at him saying “Goodbye Manager.Please keep Mc safe and happy”
  • From that moment the manager became such a nice person.
  • That´s what a cup of coffee can do.

Saeran

  • You became more distant and less happy.
  • Saeran notice that right away and he went straight to the point “Mc,What the fuck is going on with you?”
  • You were so furious “Not even to you girlfriend can you be fucking nice?”
  • “What´s your problem?”
  • “Nothing,Saeran.Just be a nice person for a second”
  • “No,what´s up with you?” and you were going to say some thing but he continue “And don´t give me that bullshit of me being nice.I really want to know.I really care about you”
  • “I´m sorry” You hug him “It´s this customer that keeps coming to the coffee shop.He yells at me as if I was fucking retarded and he keep complaining about stupid thing.The worst part is that he say that I give him a different service because he is short and that´s not true”
  • He keeps quiet and just hugs you really tight and cuddle with you all night but he doesn´t sleep because all the thoughts of killing that guy. Saeran knows that if he kills someone you will never forgive him but he can´t stop thinking of grabbing that guy´s neck and breaking it in a single movement.
  • Next morning you wake up and Saeran tells you “Mc,I have been thinking and I think you have to speak up and it doesn´t matter if he is a costumer.He has to respect you as a human and did´t you tell me that I have to respect everyone even if I don´t  like them or if they are annoying like my brother?”
  • “Yes,I did” you kiss him and got ready for work.
  • When at work that guy comes and he starts saying the same bullshit but you interrupts him and give him a piece of you mind (You were polite all the time) and then other customers are agreeing with you and almost all the people in the shop are demanding for the dick costumer to leave.
  • Saeran was outside the coffee shop with a little smirk of being proud of you.(He has there If you needed backup)

I hope you are pleased with this HC.Thank you for the request and If you need something or you are not happy with something please tell me.Now I notice that I mentioned Two times coffee so I think my brain is telling me that I NEED COFFEE NOW!

Special Agent 606, Out.If you want to request here are the rules: HERE/Matchups: Here /Masterlist: Here