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anonymous asked:

Thoughts on the LWYMMD video? Brilliant or petty? Even though I'm not a fan of her music, over the years I've wavered from respecting her as a good role model for young women and a feminist to also seeing some valid arguments for it being "white feminism" and her being phony. As a feminist, the hyper-criticism of her every move annoys the hell out of me, regardless of her faults. You always have well thought out opinions and I know you're a fan, so I'm curious to hear your thoughts.

Well, I think there’s a lot of questions in here–because I super separate the ideas about the video/song vs. respecting her as a role model/feminist vs. being a phony. So I’ll just blather for awhile and see what sticks, hm? *grin*

(Also, under the cut, BECAUSE I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS WHO KNEW?)

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Hell’s Kitchen

Genre: Fluff

Member: T.O.P/Choi Seunghyun

Length: 1155 words

Originally posted by topkun

*yawn*

Last night, you had stayed up late talking to your boyfriend, Choi Seunghyun, on the phone. You knew you had to get up early the next day, but decided that with him finally being home for the holidays, you would make sure to talk to him as much as you possibly could.

*yawn*

But maybe that wasn’t such a good idea… you thought to yourself as you took another sip from the second cup of coffee you’ve had that morning. Unfortunately, your shift would be extremely long that day in order to make up for the holidays coming up. The only thing that was getting you through the day was the thought of coming home to Choi Seunghyun who had promised last night to come over after you finished work.

-

Just a few more minutes and then I’ll be home… you thought as you were driving home. It had become considerably dark outside and you couldn’t want until Seunghyun would come over so that you two could fall asleep together while cuddling and watching movies.

Once you arrived at your home, you opened the door to hear loud bangs coming from the kitchen.

What the hell? Is that an intruder? Oh my god what do I do ohmygod I have to get my baseball bat ohgod what is going on I just wanted to rest today I am so tired I do not have the energy to deal with a robber right now ohmygodohmygodohmygod what if he has a gun oh god oh g od ohgodohgodohmygo-

“JAGIYA! Put down the bat what are you doing Y/N?!?”

Seunghyun had emerged from the kitchen with a smile on his face and had immediately held up his hands in surrender as his eyes bulged out when he caught sight of the bat in your hands.

“OPPA! I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN INTRUDER WHAT THE F-”

“Jagiya, don’t swear. I told you that it’s not good to swear.”

“Let me finish oppa. What the fUDGENUGGETS WERE YOU THINKING?!? I COULD HAVE SERIOUSLY INJURED YOU!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE HERE! YOU COULD HAVE JUST TEXTED ME!”

“Jagiya don’t get so mad! I just wanted to surprise you, that’s all.”

“Well, I certainly am surprised now aren’t I. What were you doing in the kitchen anyway?”

“Well, you know how you were busy working all day today?”

“Yes…” you replied hesitantly.

“And do you remember how you were complaining last night about how I was keeping you up and how you would be so tired the next day for work?”

“…Yeah, I remember.”

“Welllll, I decided that I should do what any good boyfriend would and decided to make dinner for us!”

“Oppa… you can’t cook to save your life though…”

“JAGIYA! YOU HAVEN’T EVEN TRIED IT YET!”

“Okay… but if I get food poisoning I’m blaming you…”

“Jagiya, you’re so mean to me. You really are. You’re the reason I’m a ghost. You’ve caused me so much pain that I couldn’t handle it and now I’ve died and become a ghost.”

Rolling your eyes at his antics, you replied, “Shut up. Ghosts don’t have girlfriends. Are you saying you’re not my boyfriend anymore?”

“You’re too much, Y/N, seriously,” Seunghyun chuckled as he went to the kitchen to get the food he had worked so hard to prepare.

What he brought out didn’t look too appetizing. It appeared that half of the kimchi had been burnt to a crisp and that the cheese dumplings were balls of dough and cheese.

“Oppa… What is this?”

“It’s our dinner jagiya! Now eat up!”

“TOP may be top in everything, just so long as everything does not include cooking.”

“Jagiyaaaa at least try it.”

“Oppa, I’m serious, I don’t think this is edible. You try eating it.”

Seunghyun made a funny face at you and took a bite out of the kimchi. Instantly, his face scrunched up and he tried to keep the food in his mouth. You instantly became amused and laughed at his facial reactions as he tried to give you the thumbs up to prove that it was tasty.

“Oppa, seriously, just spit it out! I can see that it tastes bad.”

“Maybe the dumplings came out better?”

“Oppa, did you even cook the dumplings?”

“Yes! I just didn’t have a lot of time to warm it up since you had come home so I threw it in the oven at full heat and gave them five minutes to cook. Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?”

“Oppa… It takes five minutes alone for the oven to warm up! You really don’t know how to cook, do you?”

Looking sheepish, Seunghyun quickly took a bite out of one of the dumplings, hoping to prove you wrong. Almost immediately, he spit it back out.

“Jagiya, that was seriously gross.”

Laughing, you replied, “I know oppa, why do you think I told you from the beginning that it was inedible!”

“Ughh jagiya why are you so smart? It’s so annoying sometimes.”

Seunghyun huffed and crossed his arms across his chest like a child. He began pouting.

“Jagiya… what are we going to eat now? I’m soooo hungryyy.”

“Well, we could always just order some pizza?”

“Pizza? Pizza sounds good as long as there’s some wine for me.”

You left to go order the food. When you came back, a thought suddenly occurred to you.

“Say, oppa?”

“Yes, Y/N?”

“When you were cooking, did you clean up after yourself?”

“Jagiya! Don’t you know? Ghosts never clean up after themselves!”

“Oppa, I swear, if the kitchen’s a mess, you really will be a ghost!”

You walked into the kitchen, expecting there to be some flour on the counter top where he would have been making the dumplings. Instead, you walked into what seemed like the aftermath of a food fight. There was a bag of flour on the floor with half of its contents spilling onto the floor, cheese stuck to the ceiling, and vegetables laying all over the floor.

“CHOI SEUNGHYUN! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO MY KITCHEN?!?”

With that, Seunghyun took off running away from you.

“OPPA! YOU BETTER GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS! I’M TIRED YOU KNOW!”

Teasing you, Seunghyun replied, “Sorry jagiya! You banned oppa from the kitchen remember!”

“I’m going to kill you!”

“No, you’re not. You love me!” Seunghyun cheekily smiled at you, showing off his dimples.

He’s so cute ughh.

“Aisshhh I’m not going to love you if my kitchen’s not clean by the time the food shows up.”

“Got it Y/N! This kitchen is going to be the cleanest you’ve ever seen it in that case!”

“It better be. I’ll go find a movie we can watch in the meantime.”

“Always the clever one, my little jagiya.”

“Shut up.”

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anonymous asked:

“What If Yamazaki Sousuke was terrible at flirting and he came across like he a big bully because of it?”

“That’s not good enough.” Sousuke said with a stern expression, staring right at Makoto where he was sitting by the side of the pool. “You should make use of your height and those hands.” He crossed his arms and glowered some more. His eyebrows furrowed in concentration. “Are you sure you’re training properly? Because that was really weak, for someone with those back muscles.”

Makoto frowned and nodded timidly before looking back at the pool. “Uh, sorry.” He looked like an abandoned puppy. “I’ll try harder.”

“Just do better.” Sousuke sighed and walked away just like that.

“Okay,” Makoto muttered, shoulders slumping in dejection. At the other side of the pool, Rin facepalmed and groaned loudly while Nagisa was looking murderous towards the direction of the doors.

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