When you realize that Natasha and Elise are basically on a date right now
Me to my real life friends:Oh yeah cool the Streamy awards are tonight!
Me to the internet:Fuck you guys help me I'm dying they're on a date rn, they're sitting right next to each other at a table and Nat is a little nervous and Elise is eating her vegetables AND Nat's vegetables off their plates and they're whispering to each other between awards and they're dressed like that and their faces are just so near each other and ugh. And when they sat down and got settled, Nat probably leaned in with that voice and held up her glass and said "cheers to the Bae" and Elise smiled and they toasted and I'm dead.
Maybe the next time a stranger sees my helmet and stars telling me about their friend who crashed a motorcycle I’ll just be like “Oh yeah, cool,” and tell them about my friends who’ve crashed their cars.
(or just Texas/Louisiana/Arkansas/Oklahoma in general whatever)
I just found out that apparently there is going to be a convention called Geek’d Con in Shreveport, LA, this August 21-23. For those that aren’t aware, Alabama isn’t super duper far from Louisiana, meaning it probably wouldn’t be out of the realm of possibility for this con to get THAC as guests (because it wouldn’t be super expensive to get them there), so I need you guys’ help to convince this con that getting the Marble Hornets guys as guests is a Very GOOD IDEA. Because check it out, Shreveport is only about a 3 hour drive from the Dallas/Fort Worth area?? Only about 4 hours from Houston?? And I know some of you live even closer than that. So basically wouldn’t many of you actually be very willing and able to go to this thing if THAC was confirmed for it??
TELL THEM THAT. TELL THEM YOU WOULD DRIVE 3+ HOURS TO THEIR FIRST-YEAR CONVENTION IF MARBLE HORNETS WAS THERE (because oh hey did I mention weekend passes are only TWENTY FUCKING DOLLARS). TELL THEM YOU WOULD GIVE YOUR FIRSTBORN TO MEET THOSE NERDS. (okay maybe don’t literally say that because they might not believe it (I believe you though :P)) Their email is firstname.lastname@example.org.
If we’re friends now, you should be happy, because that means when I’m a published author, you’re going to get special treatment from me and the fandom and you’ll be one of those cool people who’s like “oh yeah my friend is sitting at #1 on the NY Times Bestsellers list” and you can tell people you knew me when I was just a fan blog, and you’ll be the first to know all the news and you’ll get early copies of my writing, it’ll be great I promise
Zach : *sees Michael/Frankie selfie*
Zach : uh fuck.
Zach : shit. damn. what the…
Zach : like should I text Frankie? should I-
Zach : nononono i don’t care i don’t care why would i care…
Zach : okay I care but not in a sexual or romantic way.
Zach : *gives in* *texts Frankie* so uh…what’s up with this Michael guy? are you guys like?…
Frankie : we’re just friends.
Zach : oh. cool. yeah i knew that. i wasn’t worried or anything.
Frankie : why do you ca-
Zach : i’m straight.
Frankie : okeyyy.
Zach : imma bro. i’m straight.
Frankie : bye zach.
Zach : i’m so straight.