omg there was a street performer downtown today and she was one of those performers that dress up like statues and stand really still which i think is Neat as hell and she was really pretty so i went up and put a few dollars in her jar and she blew a kiss at me and good lord she might as well have set me on fire i got flustered as hell

This Week On: Jamie Can’t Even Look At Pretty Girls Without Fucking Dying

The Avengers based off things my friends and I have said
  • Steve Rogers: Please stop dying it's really not healthy
  • Tony Stark: Make an annoying noise? BALAANJCNSAJNDJQO
  • Vision: 'my bad' is grammatically incorrect. It is like saying 'my interesting,' use 'my fault' or 'my mistake.'
  • Thor: I was in the south for a week! I started calling soda, coke! I started calling coke, pepsi!
  • Bruce Banner: you are not annoying! If you're annoying, then I must drive people to suicide!!
  • Pietro Maximoff: you know I like this guy but sometimes I get scared so I just run away
  • Wanda Maximoff: *after having a fight* I'M A HORMONAL TEEN WHO LIKES CARTOONS
  • Clint Barton: I blame Barbie for all my acne
  • Natasha Romanoff: he's siX FOOT FUCK
  • Peter Parker: *singing to spider man theme song* i give up! I give up!