omg there was a street performer downtown today and she was one of those performers that dress up like statues and stand really still which i think is Neat as hell and she was really pretty so i went up and put a few dollars in her jar and she blew a kiss at me and good lord she might as well have set me on fire i got flustered as hell
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ok whenever one of my mutuals does something totally horrendous i give them the benefit of the doubt and hope my eyes r playing tricks on me but i’m pretty sure i’ve just been following a major asshole without knowing about it ???