oh-virginia

ok but pepper was like “hm what should I do with this thing tony made in a cave to stop missile shrapnel from killing him. this thing that was in his chest. i know!!! let’s put it in a little display case with a cute plaque and give it to tony as a gift. perfect”

and tony was like “hm what should i do with this missile shrapnel that was killing me. this stuff that was surgically removed from my chest. i know!!! let’s make it into a little necklace with a cute heart pendant and give it to pep as a gift. perfect”

 these two morons are exactly each other’s brand of morbid weirdness and i Love It

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“I like to think about the life of wine…. How it’s a living thing. I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think about all the people who tended and picked the grapes. And if it’s an old wine, how many of them must be dead by now. I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I’d opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it’s constantly evolving and gaining complexity. That is, until it peaks, like your ‘61. And then it begins its steady, inevitable decline.”

On this day in 2004, Alexander Payne’s Sideways was released into theaters.

“Hey! Maybe one day people like Hannah and Mamrie and Grace and Tyler and Troye and Flula and everyone else you’re a fan of will come here.”

- What my brain thinks before realizing I live in WV and no one comes here except country singers 😅