oh-the-sweet-beginning

  • Teacher:*spends 30 minutes going over instructions*
  • Me:*mumbling* fucking get on with it already...
  • Teacher:You may now begin.
  • Me:Oh okay sweet!
  • 3 hours later...
  • Me:YAS FINISHED! FUCKING FINALLY!
  • Teacher:Okay, actually no. We have at least two more post-test questions here.
  • Me:.....I came out to have a good time and I"m honestly feeling so attacked right now.....
Bleach characters, it turns out that the big bad of Bleach has been Isshin this whole time! Your reactions?


As requested by anon. :)


[Want some more big bad posts?]


Ginjo: Fucking called it! I said that guy was shady as hell!


Tsukishima: Yes but you only said that to lure in Kurosaki Ichigo.


Ginjo: So? It still counts!


Ryuken: I always knew there was something wrong with that man.


Ryuken: No one deliberately acts like such a giant dope without having something to hide.


Hitsugaya:
 C-Captain Shiba is evil? No way!


Hinamori: [puts arm around Hitsugaya]


Hinamori: Oh my poor sweet innocent baby. 


Matsumoto: I’m beginning to get the impression that men who leave suddenly without explanation? Not good men to trust!


Representative 37 (of Central-46): The clear message here is that people we exile are good. But people who go into self-imposed exile are evil!


Representative 15 (of Central-46): We got our fucking eye on you, Shihoin Yoruichi!


Lisa: Aizen stalked Ichigo for his whole life.


Lisa: But Isshin had Ichigo.


Lisa: That’s a whole new level of creepy villainy.


Rose: Think he purposely let that experimental hollow beat him so Masaki would step in and get beaten?


Lisa: Probably.


Rose: That’s super messed up.


Hiyori: Yeah, it’s really too bad that URAHARA MADE MASAKI’S RECOVERY DEPENDENT ON ISSHIN


Urahara: Hey! That’s not my fault, Hiyori! Masaki needed a shinigami with sealed powers to cancel out her hollow.


Hiyori: You’re a shinigami.


Urahara: I don’t really see what you’re getting at.


Ishida: It did always strike me as a little creepy that Kurosaki Isshin taught his son the “Final Getsugatensho” rather than, I don’t know, doing it himself?


Ishida: Almost like he wanted his son to lose his powers for a while.


Rukia: He was so generous, though! He always gave me a place to stay!


Rukia: …while pretending that he had no idea who I was and that he was a shinigami himself….


Rukia: Okay so maybe there were a few red flags.


Yuzu: N-no, I can’t believe this….


Karin: Our s-stupid father…


Kon: Don’t make the girls cry, man. That’s just not cool. 


Ichigo:
 …


Ichigo: …


Ichigo: So I have to fight my father?


Ichigo: This isn’t right. This isn’t how it’s supposed to be.


Ishida: Kurosaki…


Ishida: Sounds like you need some lessons in the good ol’ art of father hating!


Ichigo: What


Ishida: My time has fucking come.

  • What she says:wow the hunger games: mockingjay part 2 was great
  • What she means:MY SHIPSSSSSS MY BABIES I KNEW IT I LIKE YOU BETTER SOBER BUT EVEN IN THE BEGINNING OH MY CHILDREN MY SWEET BABIES AND THATS I CANT AND YOU TWO WITH YOUR ANGST BUT YOU PUPPY DOG EYES ILL SMAXK YOU I CANT LIVE HUNGAH GAMES CEASAR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU COME BACK BUT LIKE EFFIE FUCKING HAYMITCH MAYBE PLEASE KATNISS AND PEETA AND THEIR BABIES AND WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING I AM DEAD

Experience the beauty all around
and notice everything is sweet in life.
The love is heard in the quietest sound
and laughter heard in the middle of night.

Walk with bare feet among the leaves, feel
the power of life as it grows like trees.
Let go of your worries, time to heal.
Get lost in the crispness among the breeze.

Suggest the taste of life, oh how sweet,
allow your bitterness begin to spoil.
It will land nestled deep below your feet
where it will remain and never toil.

There is beauty on this earth look, see.
Enjoy every moment like it’s sweet tea.

—  “Sweet Tea” by uhhh… Me 😁