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Crown of Midnight- Mort

Idk if this has already been established but in CoM when Celaena first meets Mort their conversation goes:

“What is your name?”
“Celaena Sardothien,” she ground out. The skull barked a laugh.
“Oh that is too funny! The funniest thing I’ve heard in centuries!”

Mort knows everything and Mort, being the sinnnamon roll that he is, laughs in her face because he knows damn well who she really is even if she won’t admit it.

thelittlepandas  asked:

MG: *Within the Lazy Town school science lab, it appears the new substitute teacher is working on quite a bit of complex research. Definitely not the kind of science they had been teaching to the kids... She appears deep in thought too, and has her face stuck in a book until she looks up to see Pixel* "Oh! Sorry, I was preoccupied. Can I help you with anything?"

‘’Yes.. What is it exactly that your reading..? I thought we were learning somthing else..?’’ He looked confused.

“Huh, m-my face?”

She puts her palm on her cheek.

“Oh no, oh nononononononono…..!”

Sure enough, she was burning up. That meant she had to be the reddest she’s ever been in a long time. That didn’t mean she was going to let this get the best of her in front of him, of course. Embarrassing herself was the last thing on her mind at the moment.

“Um, my face is just… going red. It happens. It has nothing to do with training.”

@yukitoichi

khloes instagram to kendall congratulating her on her vogue cover show how detached the kardashians are from the real world. she says something along the lines of “you made so many sacrifices. all the family events you had to skip, being able to just hang out enjoying being 20, and all the times you were homesick because you were working finally paid off.” like this family wouldn’t know a real sacrifice or struggle is it slapped them across the face. like oh no she couldn’t make it to their vacation on a private island because she was on a private jet flying back and forth to paris :( oh no kendall’s sitting in a luxury hotel being catered to left and right but she’s a little homesick :( oh no she didn’t get to be a “normal girl” because her and her bff got handed modeling contracts together :( she really has given up so much :(

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the stages of being a poussey fangirl

has this been done yet?

Do you think after Clarke finally saw Lexa fight, and absolutely kick Roan’s ass she paused for a moment and thought of all the times she had clearly underestimated Lexa’s strength. She obviously knew Lexa was powerful from meeting her, but it was more the power that Lexa commanded than her personal skill. And now Clarke just has a moment where she remembers backing Lexa into a table, spitting in her face, holding a knife to her neck, and she realises just how badly that could have ended for her. So she has a little ‘oh shit’ moment… And then an even more profound ‘oh shit’ moment when she remembers all the times Lexa let her threaten her, never lifted a finger against her, and how much that says about Lexa’s feelings for Clarke.

My favorite thing about Lexa is that whenever Clarke challenges her, she just gets really really close to her face. Its like she is asking “you sure you want to test me?” and Clarke always looks a little flustered because she knows Lexa could totally kick her ass but she’s also kind of turned on? Clarke is like “Oh shit I should not have said that, wow she’s really pretty, wait what?” and I feel like Lexa knows she has this effect on Clarke. So she steps closer with a dual purpose of dont test me but also now you’re thinking about kissing me.

Exclusive picture of Papyrus

my future baby: m..ma…

me: mama? come on u can do it! say mama!

baby: m…..m…. mo…. morgan in the box wambach in the box… here comes the cross……. oH ITS IN!!!!!! ALEX MORGAN HAS DONE IT! BARELY 30 SECONDS TO GO! ITS 4-3 TO THE UNITED STATES! TEARS ON THE FACE OF ABBY WAMBACH… ALEX MORGAN HASNT SCORED SINCE THE OPENING MATCH AGAINST FRANCE AND SHE JUST MAY HAVE PUT THE UNITED STATES IN THE GOLD MEDAL MATCH AGAINST JAPAN ON THURSDAY 

signs as things my friend has said
  • Aries: "I accidentally gave myself a hickey."
  • Taurus: "Haha, get it? It's the Mona ME-sa."
  • Gemini: "SHE'S GONNA FUCK THE DORY LIPGLOSS!"
  • Cancer: "Oh look! There's Pangea, on my wall, where I didn't want it!"
  • Leo: "You brought tears to my metaphorical eyes."
  • Virgo: "Imma have a robot roomie. They will be good at cleaning and telling jokes and in return I will give it batteries and love."
  • Libra: "Are we making your clit wiggle?"
  • Scorpio: "1-800-Sayittomyface."
  • Sagittarius: "Why is his face different? Because war is a bitch!"
  • Capricorn: "GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT"
  • Aquarius: "I'm always a slut for cute lesbians in dresses."
  • Pisces: "I am REALLY confused about tricycles."
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This is the list of guests Lord Capulet sends me off with in I.ii. And it doubles as the list of wedding guests in IV.ii… which is also handed to me because Lord C. still doesn’t know that I can’t read. *facepalm*

From the audience’s perspective, this should just look like a looong list covered in tiny writing. But I couldn’t resist having some fun with the actual contents. I started with the subset of guests our director chose to include, but then it gets a little stream-of-consciousness, and some parts are borderline fanfic territory. Full transcript below the cut, in case you can’t read my handwriting in the photos.

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shitty’s that closeted bisexual who’s like “haha yeah there are like a few exceptions to my heterosexuality like i’d totally bang chris evans…and jack is pretty hot…and oh i had the BIGGEST thing for zefron in middle school…and oscar isaac? everyone’s into oscar isaac” and lardo’s like “…that’s all?” and shitty’s like “ohhh we haven’t even gotten into hockey players yet. so sidney crosby has a weird face but it works for him? and that butt–”

and then lardo Bisexual Stares Into The Camera Like She’s On The Office

Mt. Farkle-uvius is getting ready to blow...

I want you to look at this GIF from GM True Maya…

Originally posted by livelovecaliforniadreams

What is Farkle doing?

He’s pretending to be a volcano.

Riley is looking at Maya, putting all of her focus on her, urging her to explode like Mt. Vesuvius so she doesn’t do anything terrible…

…but Farkle is right beside her, actually getting ready to blow.

Now, many of you may be thinking, “Oh, there goes Farkle, being ‘Farkle’, again…”

Sure. Yeah. 

Farkle is being Farkle.

Farkle has always been Farkle.

And now he is “Mt. Farkle-uvius”, a volcano.

Foreshadowing?

Cory said something in class about volcanoes…about how they have to explode, sometimes, so they don’t let too much magma build up and explode worse, later.

Hmm…

Interesting…

Because, right when Farkle was getting ready to “blow”, he snapped at Riley and Maya with this line:

“He’s a face! He’s just a face - What’s the matter with you?”

Now, if you live on planet Earth and have both feet on the ground and your head out of the clouds, you would immediately see the the source of that line for what it is - Jealousy.

Farkle is jealous of Lucas.

The reason is obvious…

Originally posted by quickdrawgmw

^^This.

Now, as we all know, Farkle has loved these girls forever and a day and he could never choose between them.

And all of a sudden, Lucas randomly becomes part of the world of Riley, Maya, and Farkle - a world that has been established since they were in the first grade - and the girls both fall for Lucas at different times, until they are in the “Not-Triangle”, both struggling with their feelings for him while they figure out a way to sort them out.

I mean, seriously…Farkle goes out of his way to make these girls happy for half of his young life, and now, he’s in the background…

I don’t know about you, but I believe he has every right to feel jealous.

But, Farkle hasn’t been acting on his jealousy the way we would expect someone to…

No, he has shown no desire to impose his jealous feelings on what seems to be out of his control…

In fact, he’s actually perpetuated his jealousy by becoming involved with this “Not-Triangle” by making Riley, Maya, and Lucas face it because he wants to see his friends happy. 

He sacrificed HIS happiness for his FRIENDS’ happiness.

Talk about “stepping back”…

You might be thinking, “Oh, well that’s so sweet that he would do that!”

Yeah, it is, but at the expense of his own happiness?

Something’s gotta give…

Even though Farkle wants his friends to be happy and even though he is currently in a relationship with Isadora Smackle, something is still not sitting right in that boy - I can guarantee you that he acknowledges that something doesn’t feel right, but he doesn’t know what it is or why he feels that way…so he buries it…

But let’s move on…

There’s been an unfortunate constant in Farkle and Smackle’s relationship and it has been building up for awhile, now…

…Can you guess?

Originally posted by thepenciltomyheart

If you guessed “Smackle’s attraction to Lucas”, then you have been paying attention and you can probably empathize with Farkle on this…

…How shitty must he feel to realize that his own girlfriend is attracted to the same guy who took his first two loves off the market?

Think about that, for a moment…

How would you feel if you were Farkle?

I know how I’d feel…

I’d feel jilted, hopeless, unnattractive…

…but above all, I’d feel inadequate.

Those are A LOT of negative feelings to carry around.

A LOT of magma…

There’s an unofficial descriptor in the field of Psychology for people who push down their feelings without exploring them by means of external processing (talking them out) or introspection (thinking about them), hoping that they’d go away. Unfortunately, these feelings do the exact opposite - they build up until the pot boils over.

These people are called, “Stuffers and Blowers”.

Hmm…Has Farkle explored his feelings in depth?

Not that we’ve seen…

If you follow some of the well-known theory/analysis bloggers in this fandom, you will see that there is a common agreement among them that someone is going to blow…

It could be one person.

It could be the entire group.

But I can guarantee you that Farkle is going to blow.

Those negative feelings will get the better of him.

I don’t know how his “explosion” will manifest - I’d imagine he wouldn’t be as aggressive as Lucas would be - perhaps passive-aggressive…

…but I do know that it will happen, and we can all speculate on how it will happen, until it actually does.

Right now, everybody needs to keep a close eye on him in every episode - regardless of him not always being part of the main storyline…

…WATCH him. WATCH for seismic activity.

It’s only a matter of time.

An eruption is inevitable, when a volcano wakes up.

Originally posted by franships

Now, please check this out: 
http://sapphireofthe90s.tumblr.com/post/147552092403/in-light-of-farkles-feelings-being-overlooked-by

**Edit/Addendum: Some of you are saying that Farkle’s jealousy is JUST NOW becoming clear - it’s rad that you’re finally picking up on it but, for the record, Farkle has been jealous of Lucas for a long time. If I were you, I’d rewatch GM Mr. Squirrels & GM Belief - Pay attention to those moments when Farkle addresses Lucas. In the episodes after that, there is more meta-evidence of his jealousy. Use your intuition. 😉** #HangInThereFarkle 💚

The Seven + Nico and Reyna YouTube Channels

•Percy would be just the one to talk about weird encounters he has throughout his week
•He’ll talk about the lady who started hitting him with an umbrella on the street
•or the time a duck chasing him for no fucking reason
•Annabeth would be a crash course bitch
•she would be talking about how to do like fucking pinned squares and math
•GEOMETRY
•JASON WOULD DO SCIENCE
•he would try to do stupid expieremwnt a and just fail miserably
•his channel would be called ScienceDogSparky
•PIPER
•oh shit
•she would do monster face tutorials
•and she would look scary as hell and be the best bitch for Halloween ever
•Frank Zhang
•this guy would so be all about doing WORKOUT VIDEOS
•"ALRIGHT GUYS SO TODAY WE ARE DOING A CARDIO WORKOUT SO GET LOTS OF WATER I DON’t NEED YOU PASSING OUT ON ME PLEASe"
•Hazel would be all about talking about art tutorials.
•just art in general
•art
•LEO
•THIS GUY WOULD BE DOING THOSE “HOW TO” VIDEOS
•"How to pick up all da ladies" and he would be like a sweetheart doing it
•He is the new Thomas Sanders basically
•Reyna would have a cooking channel
•She is the next Bitchin Kitchen
•"Alright guys so today I’m making some Caesar salad and what we are gonna do is" *stabs a bottle of Caesar dressing* “TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR”
•NICO WOULD HAVE A HORROR GAMING CHANNEL
•And he would be like
•"HA THIS IS NOTHING"
•But he gets scared really damn easily falling out of his chair or screaming and cowering on his chair looking at the screen eyes wide
•Will making appearances
•looking at Nico like he’s insane when he’s screams totally unfazed by the horror

•Bonus:

•Octavian with a fucking SEWING CHANNEL