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Enough is Enough: Thought's On Hope Solo's Termination - WSN247
After recent news breaking that Solo has decided to end her time with the Seattle Reign; I’m not sure how probable a return to the USWNT will be.

NOW CASTING: USSF is in need of an extremely talented goalkeeper who can win them lots of medals and money, but who also speaks her mind so they can then villainize her and leave her out to dry in the face of media scrutiny.

Oh wait, looks like they cast this role a long time ago. Congratulations, Hope Solo! They knew you were the right gal from the second you showed your skill on the field and the day you dared to open your silly lady mouth.

Hope Solo has dedicated 17 years of her life to this team. She has been a major staple of it for much of that time. She has grown the sport here more than people are willing to give her credit for. She has broken records that no one could fathom. She has won medals on medals on medals. She has made saves that have defied all logic and gravity. She has inspired millions.

They just took someone who has dedicated almost two decades to this team and this sport and threw her in the garbage essentially. Not only someone who dedicated herself to the team, but to growing the sport in this country. Take away Hope Solo and yes, women’s soccer would still be popular here because there have been dozens of names who have helped do that in the past 20-30 years.

I do not agree with the suspension. I do not agree with the media attacking her relentlessly. I do not agree with her being made out to be a villain. The good thing about Solo is that she uses that kind of stuff as fuel. You tell her she can’t do something, or you boo her or yell awful things at her; she does what a good competitor should do. She uses it to fuel her passion and become even better.

We all know the Hope Solo era would be coming to an end soon, but not this end. We had to watch Briana Scurry’s legacy end on a terrible coaching decision that put her in a terrible situation. I can’t watch Hope Solo’s legacy end on a suspension because USSF has no respect for someone who basically paid for the houses they live in. For anyone who ever called Solo classless, I invite you to take a look at her federation.

I’m wishing her the best and hoping she will be back in a USWNT jersey, with that same passion and fire she always comes to the field with. What about you? Do you agree with her suspension? Do you think the USSF went too far? Do you wish unicorns were real?

I just rewatched Daisy’s “Slip Up” from the Facebook Live Stream from ages ago, and man, her face of “Oh Crap,” is so great, I never realized just how obvious it was that she slipped up before, I thought it was more her saying “I shouldn’t have said that” because she couldn’t think of the right words… but man, rewatching it after some time has passed, she freaked that she said too much.  It’s so satisfying.

batmanisagatewaydrug  asked:

Also I know you get a ton of GoT headcanon asks but if there's anything about Margaery you haven't already said I'd love to know about her too

Oooh okay nice! I haven’t gotten any Margaery requests actually. And I know the game is to say one headcanon but oh well: 

  • Margaery is insanely good at drawing/painting. If you ask her to show you a picture, she’ll show you pictures of flowers and nature, and they’re gorgeous, but it’s what she saves for public viewing. 
    • She’s actually fantastic at drawing faces and she’ll often draw up images of people when they’re going about their daily lives - she has one of Sansa praying, of Loras training, of her father and grandmother talking, etc. These pictures are rarely ever shared unless you’re close family or friends. 
  • You know Margaery would be queen of the flower crowns I mean!!! She’s just fantastic at them and she’ll make little bracelets or necklaces as well if there’s an excess/shortage of crowns. 
  • Margaery would totally dye her hair different colors. It’d be blonde one month, then she’d go back to brown, then she dyed it reddish, then she colored her hair making it red fading into pink, etc. She loves to color her hair, and she’s always encouraging her friends to dye them as well (she’s trying so hard to get Brienne to dye her hair a greenish/blue color). 
  • This might as well be canon but Margaery shuts down slut shaming/misogynistic comments real fast. 
    • There were definitely some lords who made some slut comments only to be sweetly told by Margaery that someone saw them down at the brothels, but that must have been a lie; surely someone as noble as them wouldn’t be caught there, would they? 
      • The Lords all shut up real quick after that lmfao 

robotsandfrippary replied to your post “turn-ons: goth stuff, fancy chickens, math that involves money,…”

i’m glad I’m not the only one who is irritated by that movie.. and also doesn’t like board games. i only like the D&D board game because i can play it coop instead of against someone.

(SPvTW) Oh gosh, it makes me want to melt my own face off. It’s everything detestable about geekdom in one fell swoop! (And I know the litany that Ramona is a more fleshed out character in the novels, and somehow it isn’t a big M. Butterfly trope since the author himself is Asian, but hnngggggggghhhh)

Plus, it doesn’t really make it any less true that people project Quirky Girl<tm> onto any remotely non-normative girl speaking to them, god help her if she has a weird hair color. (I know it’s another annoying cult favorite, but I always thought Eternal Sunshine was ahead of the curve in denouncing the MPDG habit.)

It’s weird, because my few homeschool friends and I would actually play board games a lot when we were little – discarding the rules and inventing new ones as we saw fit. It was so fun, I think because we often play cooperatively! (That is a big part of it to me.)

And there are some times I can suck it up and participate, even scrape out a little fun! That sure was a Gaming Session we just performed! But I get it from all sides – my family loves card/board gaming so it’s basically EVERY FAMILY THING, and then all of geek culture has had this massive hard-on for any kind of in-person game with some elaborate set of rules, so most people my age are constantly trying to initiate BOARD GAME to MAKE ME BORED…

What’s wrong with playing, like, charades? Does it need a $15 ruleset to tell you if you draw a card you have to talk with an accent and make Dr. Who references and move your token five paces? I DON’T GET IT HONESTLY

I just really like interacting with people if I’m out being social, so spending half the time blithely following an arbitrary ruleset, or sitting in silence consuming media (and honestly I much prefer watching film alone), or eating, which I probably can’t do without anxiously checking ingredients…. these bonding rituals really don’t work out too well for me. And I realize they do for some (most?) people, but it’s like “hahahah I just told you I was allergic to all of that and also hate fun.”

anonymous asked:

Hello (^__~) just wanted to tell you I really like your writing. Your yanderewatch imagines are so cool!!! What do you think about Soldier76, Mercy and Pharah as yandere (maybe Reinhardt and Reaper if that's not too much) Wish you inspiration. Have a good gay :D

hello there, and thank you for the kind words hon! i’ve already done 76 and reaper here and here~ but i can do Mercy and Pharah!

Mercy

  • She always has a smile on her face! People say that it’s because she’s a lovely woman and happy all the time! Hah, you should see that poor guy that got dragged into the infirmary, he was screaming of terror.

  • For the love of science, she’ll kidnap her rivals and experiment on them~ she wonders what other secrets the human body hides from her!

  • Angela takes the upmost greatest care of you, she doesn’t want that scratch on you to get infected! Oh, someone else is in deeper trouble? Too bad, they shouldn’t have been reckless and you’re first hon~

  • Rarely leaves your side on the battle field, she’ll keep you healed up and boost you whenever you’re ready! She’ll only leave to heal others if it’s completely necessary~

  • She’ll use that dinky pistol if she has to, when she has to too but beware! She knows how to use that dinky gun and she’s a very good aim too.

Pharah

  • She always has a neutral face, so it’s hard to read her real emotions… That makes it all the easier for what she’s thinking of.

  • Fareeha doesn’t kill, oh no, that’s too messy, she does that on the battle field with her rocket launcher. She tells the latter to those who are getting too comfortable with you though.

  • She’d borrow some sleep darts from her mom (how? Don’t ask) and she’d use the dart to tranquilize her rival, she’d then kidnap them for questioning.

  • Definitely would give them a beating too, not enough to kill them but enough to know who they’re messing with. She won’t believe anything they’re saying until she knows that it’s the truth.

  • Fareeha glares too, and she has the iciest stare you’ve ever seen. So cold that it’s colder than the stuff that comes out of Mei’s gun.

yaas-cat  asked:

NAC: There was one line in GMBear that rubbed me the wrong way. When Luca's said "you lost! Get off me!" When Maya jumped on him really made me feel like he was putting the girls against each other and he was sort of shoving it in her face? Idk I was really shocked when I heard it.

Oh, I didn;t even notice that. I think maybe because there’s the whole Maya wasn’t herself thing and she has a thing with Josh, he thought it was okay? But yeah that was really uncalled for

anonymous asked:

Rumor has it that you and Giovanni are engaged? Wow congrats, Clair! I knew you'd finally get a man!!!

“Wh-WHAT?!  NO!” Clair sputtered.  Her face flushed red.  To think that she’d ever be interested in a vile man like him—!  It was unthinkable!  Giovanni was the root of all evil.   Everything he’s done has brought nothing but pain and suffering to those around him.  

“I’d rather die than be seen with him,” she seethed.  

khloes instagram to kendall congratulating her on her vogue cover show how detached the kardashians are from the real world. she says something along the lines of “you made so many sacrifices. all the family events you had to skip, being able to just hang out enjoying being 20, and all the times you were homesick because you were working finally paid off.” like this family wouldn’t know a real sacrifice or struggle is it slapped them across the face. like oh no she couldn’t make it to their vacation on a private island because she was on a private jet flying back and forth to paris :( oh no kendall’s sitting in a luxury hotel being catered to left and right but she’s a little homesick :( oh no she didn’t get to be a “normal girl” because her and her bff got handed modeling contracts together :( she really has given up so much :(

shitty’s that closeted bisexual who’s like “haha yeah there are like a few exceptions to my heterosexuality like i’d totally bang chris evans…and jack is pretty hot…and oh i had the BIGGEST thing for zefron in middle school…and oscar isaac? everyone’s into oscar isaac” and lardo’s like “…that’s all?” and shitty’s like “ohhh we haven’t even gotten into hockey players yet. so sidney crosby has a weird face but it works for him? and that butt–”

and then lardo Bisexual Stares Into The Camera Like She’s On The Office

you may be about to witness ๐Ÿ‘€ the first ever penalty shoot ๐Ÿ”ซ out in a woman's soccer๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโšฝ๏ธ match at the olympic games if somebody ๐Ÿ‘คin the final 60 seconds ๐Ÿ•›๐Ÿ•‘๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ•”๐Ÿ••๐Ÿ•–๐Ÿ•˜๐Ÿ•›cant grab a fourth 4๏ธโƒฃ and ultimately winning ๐Ÿ†goal. wambach ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป space on the right hand side โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ– for heather o'reilly ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช . morgan ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿด in the box ๐Ÿ“ฆ, wambach ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป in the box๐Ÿ“ฆ... here comes the cross โœ... OH ITS IN ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ! ALEX MORGAN ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿด HAS DONE IT! BARELY 30 SECONDS ๐Ÿ•ง๐Ÿ• TO GO! ITS 4-3 TO THE UNITED STATES ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ! TEARS ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ON THE FACE OF ABBY WAMBACH ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป! alex morgan ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿด hasnt scored โšฝ๏ธ since the opening ๐Ÿ‘ match against france ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท and she just may have put the united states ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ into the gold medal ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…match against japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต on thursday! this is unbelievable ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ™. again ๐Ÿ” in the 122nd minute the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ GRABS ๐Ÿ’ชโœŠ victory from the jaws ๐Ÿ‘„ of a tie ๐Ÿ‘”and penalty kicks โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ. incredible. we've had the 3 minutes.... desperate times โŒ›๏ธโณ for canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ who will be utterly ๐Ÿ„ heartbroken ๐Ÿ’”. its a matter of time โŒš๏ธ now. the united states๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”... were pushing at that point for a 5th๐Ÿ–. ITS ALL OVER ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ! extraordinary drama ๐ŸŽญ at the theater ๐ŸŽŸ of dreams๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ’ญ, its turned into a nightmare ๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ‘น for canada๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ but what a special night ๐ŸŒƒ for the united states ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธand look ๐Ÿ” what it means to them. 3 goals โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ for christine sinclair but its ended in defeat โŒ๐Ÿ†for the canadians ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆand for a fifthโœ‹, consecutive olympic games the united states ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ are into the gold medal ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ… match in the most dramatic ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŒถ of circumstances. alex morgan ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿด with the winning goal in the 122nd minute โณโŒ›๏ธ. pia sundhage ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช is all smiles ๐Ÿ˜ƒ, its ended the usa 4 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ, canada 3 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ. brandi chastain โŒ๐Ÿ‘š, absolutely extraordinary drama ๐ŸŒถ๐ŸŽญ. im almost speecheless ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐Ÿ”‡ , but i have to go back ๐Ÿ”™ to pia sundhage ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช and abby wambach's ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป words๐Ÿ““๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“—๐Ÿ“˜๐Ÿ“™: we have faith๐Ÿ’’๐Ÿ™Œ in each other, we believe ๐Ÿ‘, we will fight ๐Ÿ‘Šโš”to the end ๐Ÿ, we are a team ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ dedicated to going to win ๐Ÿ† the gold medal ๐Ÿ…and now they have a chance to play โ–ถ๏ธ japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต in the biggest game ๐ŸŽฎ in this tournament, to what we have to say is a redemption of last year ๐Ÿ—“โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ—“and its absolutely unbelievable ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’’. this usa ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ team has an incredible mental ๐Ÿค“ edge ๐Ÿ”ช, its incredible. look at the scenes๐ŸŽฌ... the contrast is quite unbelievable ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’’. . sinclair, 3 goals โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ in a defeat ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ† would you believe it. alex morgan ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿด hasnt scored for 391 ๐Ÿ•—๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•ก๐Ÿ•  minutes in these olympic games, what a time to end ๐Ÿ”š that shut out streak: heading ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป the winning goal โšฝ๏ธ in the 122nd minute โณโŒ›๏ธ. and who ๐Ÿ‘คโ“ would want to miss at 2:30 eastern ๐Ÿ‘‰ time ๐Ÿ•— on thursday, we've said ๐Ÿ—ฃ it all along, all roads ๐Ÿ›ฃ๐Ÿš™ lead south ๐Ÿ‘‡ to wembley stadium ๐ŸŸ in northwest london ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง and would you believe it, its japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต. its the tale ๐Ÿ“– of redemption for the united states ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ beaten by japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต in the 2011 world cup ๐Ÿ† final on penalties โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ... they just wouldnt give in โŒ๐Ÿณ the united states ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. what a performance ๐ŸŽญ๐ŸŽช๐ŸŽŸ by them. abby wambach ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป, she kept her cool โ„๏ธ from the penalty spot. she scored 5 goals ๐Ÿ–โšฝ๏ธin 5 games๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ‘ž. heartbreak ๐Ÿ’” for canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ, you have to feel ๐Ÿ˜ญ for them. but what about the final against japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต brandi โŒ๐Ÿ‘š? well im looking ๐Ÿ‘€ for an even bigger match against japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต. this usa team ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has something ๐Ÿ•ต. and thats what abby wambach ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป talked ๐Ÿ—ฃ about, we have to bring something๐ŸŽ, and they brought it tonight ๐ŸŒ™. a winning attitude๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ†. an effortless, really effortless, drive ๐Ÿš—to win ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ. it is incredible how they stayed within the game ๐ŸŽฎ plan ๐Ÿ—’๐Ÿ“Œ, they didnt falter๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ†˜, even when they went down 3 timesโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ. you can see๐Ÿ”ฌ in their eyes ๐Ÿ‘€ that they believed that they could do it, and ultimatley, at the end of the game ๐ŸŽฎ you look to players like abby wambach๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿป and alex morgan ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿด to seal the victory ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐ŸŽ‰and that is exactly what has happened. a remarkable night ๐ŸŒƒ. desolation ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค• for canada๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ. utter ๐Ÿฎ euphoria ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ for the united states ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ. they'll head ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป south ๐Ÿ‘‡to wembley ๐ŸŸ for the gold medal ๐Ÿ…match against japan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต on thursday, they've beaten canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ by 4 โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ goals 3 โšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธโšฝ๏ธ
X-Squad Cooking / Food Headcanons

·       Kurt being confused with some American Foods.

  • “Why do you call them French Fries if we are in America? Are they french?”
  • “No, they’re Belgian.”
  • “No offence, Jean, but that is, as Scott says, ‘weird’.”

·       Peter tells Kurt and Ororo the secret of milkshakes and french fries, and when Kurt tries it, his face looks like he’s seen God. Ororo’s nose scrunches up and she throws the rest of the fry at Peter.

  • He catches it in his mouth, nearly falling off his chair. What a doofus.
  • (Side note: The squad throwing food at Peter has become a bit of a joke between them all. Jubi is especially fond of this.)

“What does this mean? Chee-cage-oh style?”
“Chicago Style, bud. You’re gonna love it.”

·       Spoiler, Scott, no he doesn’t. (”Why does this Frankfurter have onions?!”) But that’s okay, Peter will eat it. 

  • Peter will eat anything.
  • The boy is a garbage disposal, anything and everything will go down the hatch, because after burning calories all day going warp speed, anything tastes good.
  • Kurt is a little pickier, but he eats almost as much. Teleporting is hard work.

·       Ororo likes Chicago style a little better.

·       Being from the midwest (Ohio!), Scott is pretty good at BBQing. Kurt LIVES FOR BBQ, because it’s like fair food, except not as greasy! 

  • Scott is confused. The only fair food he’s ever had has been deep fried.

·       Peter loves anything deep fried.

  • Scott tells legends of the midwest fair season (It’s two months away yet, an eternity for Peter)
  • Scott mentions deep fried Twinkies. Peter is never the same.
  • Peter doesn’t normally have the patience to cook, but he learns how to deep fry just for this. New favorite food.

·       Kurt bamfing out during Halloween one night, then coming back five minutes later with an armful of kinder eggs and a devilish smile.

·       Jubi sparking up a group of about ten candles when it’s cold out so they can roast marshmallows indoors (they use shish kabob sticks) because Ororo’s never done it.

·       Ororo finds American breads weird? And American food so underwhelming?

  • Kurt does too, but not to the extent of Ororo.
  • Ororo learning how to cook just so she won’t be stuck with this bland crap.
  • If you put the two together in the kitchen, you’ll probably end up with one of the most flavorful (and best) meals you’ll ever have.

·       Kurt makes the most amazing desserts

  • Peter always claims the bowl. Scott gets the spoon. Jean gets the first piece of whatever it is he’s making.

·       Jubi can cook a breakfast like nobody’s business - eggs, sausages, bacon, pancakes, quiches,  - you name it she can do it 10x better than you. Full X-men Breakfasts are often Jubi affairs.

  • She’d enlist others to help, but they all snack when she isn’t looking! >:(
  • Until Jean shows up one morning.
  • They are the undisputed queens of the kitchen. Everybody loves when Jubi and Jean cook together.

·       When Jubi isn’t around to cook breakfast, the kitchen tends to become a mess, but it’s a fun one

  • There’s music playing in the background.
  • Everybody is dancing at least a little bit.
  • Kurt is making sausages next to Jean, who makes a M E A N blueberry pancake 
  • (the coincidence does not escape him, and, on a side note, he refuses to eat them. Claims its cannibalism.) 
  • Jean never calls him out on this being an excuse to get chocolate chip pancakes.
  • Peter is off getting a new box of orange juice because SOMEONE (cough-sunglasses-cough) drank the last of it.
  • Scott is watching Jean and Kurt and trying very very hard to still seem cool while being super hungry. 
  • Scott is really bad at this.

·       Jean is always the first to try new food. (except Peter, but Peter doesn’t count. He’d probably eat a literal mud pie if given half a chance).

·       Warren doesn’t like to eat with the rest of them, but sometimes Jean will bring him a plate and leave it outside his door.

  • He’s grateful. And he also wants another slice of cake but doesn’t want to deal with them.
  • Once, in the halls, he grabbed Jean’s arm and let out a rough, “Thanks… for the food, I mean.” She was so shocked, he was gone before she could say “You’re welcome.”
  • After that, they all show up at his bedroom door one evening with, essentially, a buffet. He reluctantly lets them in and they all sit around his floor, passing food around. It’s a little quiet at first, but comfortable.
  • It’s the first time Warren’s really felt included in the group. It makes him happier than he thought he would be.
4

LUCAYA APPRECIATION WEEK day two: favorite nicknames

She called me Huckleberry. There’s also a possibility I may have called him Ranger Rick once. Once? Oh, yeah, “Ranger Roy” once, “Ranger Rick” is every day. Oh, don’t forget about “Bucky McBoing-Boing. That was a fun day! Oh, and she comes up to my face and goes, “Ha-hurr” like it’s the way I talk.

MIND GAMES PART III

Originally posted by mysparklinginsanity

Y/n froze. This time she couldn’t control the fear she felt. Her body was in shock and she felt her legs wobble so she forced herself to take a seat. Her mind was still processing everything. From the Joker knowing her full identity to where she lived and who lived across from her. Oh God what if he has cameras in my apartment? What about Joanne? Shit he’s gonna use her somehow. Fuck what have I gotten myself into?

“You still with me doctor doll face? I was beginning to think you were going crazy” he said while giving her a million dollar smile

“You know stalking and invasion of privacy are a crime right?” Y/n asked him

“Oh baby, I’ve been in this joint for far worse crimes and I wasn’t stalking you I was looking out for you” he replied

“Looking out for me? From what creeps like you?” she asked. Y/n noticed from the corner of her eye, Commissioner Gordon held up a paper that said 3 minutes and the big guy would be here to takeover since clearly she couldn’t coax anything out of him. Instead of her manipulating answers out of him, he turned the tables around. He really is smart. He’s using this as a diversion, He’s stalling. Two can play at this game.

“I wouldn’t want you in harm’s way. There’s a bunch of lunatics out here baby face. Crane is on the loose, Cobblepot tryna piss me off and there’s that new guy taking over turfs.” Said the Joker who looked mad as hell.

“You have any idea who the new guy is?” asked Y/n

“Why? You’re a doctor not a policewoman last time I checked. Which was a few days ago” he replied with that creepy smile again

“Just trying to make conversation. Maybe I can even help you out” Y/n answered back

“All I know is he’s going after mob bosses. He already took out Falcone and now it looks like he’s going after Black Mask” said the Joker

Gordon put up another paper that said 2 minutes and Y/n knew they could hear them talking so she coughed. I got this don’t worry I’ll get something out of him. Gordon whispered to Dent to stay here and that he was going to meet batman on the roof.

“Is he going after you too?” Y/n asked

“So you do care about me? Don’t you worry your pretty little mind, I can handle myself. Why don’t we talk about you?” he asked her

“What’s there to talk about you practically know everything right?” she countered him

“I wanna know what goes on in your head doll, I wanna know what made you this way?” he asked

He was treading on dangerous waters. She knew he was gathering information from her and she wouldn’t be able to resist because she needed to get something out of him too. He played her like a fool without her noticing. If she answered him she was putting her guard down and letting him in and surrendering to his power. Y/n knew he had her in a no-win situation and with whatever he chose he was gonna be on top

“Same as everyone else. Bad parents, too much freedom and bad company. What about you? What made you this way Joker?” Y/n asked

“Nah ah, babydoll. I get to ask the questions.” He said

“You’re in no position to make demands here J.” she replied

“Seeing as we both need something from one another, I think we should make this time beneficial for both of us.” Joker replied and leaned even closer to her, dragging his metal chair that scraped the cold floor of the cell.

“Tell me where the bombs are, now.” Y/n said

“Why? Where’s the fun in that doll?” he asked her

“Tell me the bombs locations Joker or else Harley’s gonna get something nasty.” Y/n threatened

The Joker suddenly stopped smiling and looked her straight in the eyes with his icy blue eyes.

“Where is she?” he asked with such fury Y/n was sure she shouldn’t have brought this topic up

“I don’t know but if you want her to remain unhurt and in one piece I highly suggest you tell me what I wanna know” she replied

“If I find her harmed in any single way….oh no somebody’s gonna get real hurt. I won’t kill you for threatening me, Y/n. No no no no no I wouldn’t do that to you but them” said the Joker as he used his chin to poin towards the other side of the one way mirror

“I’ll kill them all in the most painful way possible.” He said

“The main bomb is in Ace Chemicals Factory, tell Gordon.” Y/n said to the speakers and the camera

“What?” the Joker seemed stunned by her words.

“I believe that’s all the time we have” Y/n replied to him

 

After Y/n got out of the cell, Dent pulled her aside.

“That was quite the feat, Y/n. No one’s been able to talk to him without checking themselves into Arkham. How are you so sure the main bomb is there?” he asked her

“I saw multiple ace playing card tattoos on his neck which means they meant a lot to him. Which means there must have been a place or event that happened that was very memorable to him. People just don’t tattoo themselves without any significance, Harvey. I saw Ace Chemicals Factory on his files.” Y/n replied

 

True enough a few days later, Gordon told her they had been able to find the bomb there and deactivate it. He had showed up with the mayor and they gave her the promotion of working at the GCPD as their resident psychologist aka the-person-to-call-in-case-the-joker-started-going-even-more-crazy-than-he did before. To be quite honest, it felt good that Y/n was able to do something nice. For once she hadn’t felt like a failure.

As she sat on her sofa with her captain crunch cereal and orange juice, she opened the tv and her eyes grew wide at the headline

  “Joker escapes from custody, leaves behind 22 dead and breaks his partner in crime Harley Quinn out of another facility in Louisiana. Dr. (Y/n) (Y/L/n) a hero for stopping the Joker’s recent bomb threats”

Y/n couldn’t believe it. The Joker was on the loose with Harley Quinn. Y/n rushed to Joanne’s apartment to check on her and sighed in relief when she saw Joanne being escorted into her apartment room by several SWAT guards.

She went back to her room when she felt a cloth go into her mouth and fainting into someone’s arms.

 

 

A/N : BOY I HAVE A LOT MORE PLANNED. MORE CHARACTERS ARE GONNA APPEAR. CAN YOU GUESS WHO KIDNAPPED HER? TELL ME YOUR THEORIES AND DON'T BE AFRAID TO MESSAGE ME GUYS ;)