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anonymous asked:

Elgang reaction when thier s/o (maybe not a couple yet?) ask if they can sleep with them cuz nightmares haunted them

Elsword is immediately concerned about his s/o, gladly letting them sleep in his bed. He’s very solicitous of them.  And cuddly.  Oh good El he’s cuddly.

Aisha gets flustered, and her s/o has to reassure her that they mean the innocent ‘sleep with’.  She does let them into her bed, though she’s stiff at first.

Rena sees no problem with it.  She even brings her s/o tea once they’re in their pajamas, and tells them not to be afraid to wake her if they have another nightmare.

Raven knows the horror of nightmares.  He’s not sure how much help he’ll be, since he’s haunted every night by Owen’s face and the screams of those he’s killed, but he trusts his s/o’s judgement on what’s best for them.

Eve doesn’t actually sleep.  She gladly lets her s/o sleep in her room though, and might even lay down next to them to recharge.

Chung is just as flustered as Aisha, but more accepting.  He’ll cuddle his s/o if they want it, but he also knows how to stay on his side of the bed.

Ara practically pulls her s/o into bed, then wraps herself around them, not wanting them to be uncomfortable from nightmares.

Elesis was probably expected to tease her s/o.  She does not.  She gladly accepts their request in order to drive off their nightmares.  She’s a total heater, though, so her s/o might want to get rid of those blankets.

Add doesn’t usually sleep, but he also gladly lets his s/o sleep in his room.  If he sees them having a nightmare, he’ll gently wake them, and then abandon his work for the night to comfort them.

Lu gets Ciel to sleep in the contract when her s/o needs her.  She snuggles right up to them and coos that she’ll frighten all their nightmares away.

Ciel has a harder time getting Lu to sleep in the contract when his s/o asks the same question.  He manages it, though, and brings his s/o tea and cookies before they sleep.

Rose usually sleeps in catnatps and snatches.  She’s surprised when her s/o makes this request of her, but she acquiesces.

Ain doesn’t sleep.  If he loves his s/o enough, though, he’ll make a show of being asleep until they are, at which point he opens his eyes and keeps watch over them for the night.

Victor actually IS the jealous type!!!

Remember this scene from episode 2? 

Victor was obviously pretending to be asleep while posing sexy for Yuuri. I mean c’mon I was thinking the same thing even when I didn’t know the ending of episode 10. So anyway, Minako was talking how Victor showed up for Yuuri then he “woke up” 

At this point he’s still calling him Yuuri and he’s pretty calm and has a genuine gentle expression on his face. But that changes quickly

An unfamiliar woman sitting next to Yuuri and explaining how Yuuri gains weight fast. She seemed to know Yuuri too well and that triggered Victor’s sudden attitude change

His expression shifts to his fake pissed off smile

And then starts insulting Yuuri

This is the exact expression  when he tries to hide his anger so he smiles ,  but oh boy. he was so pissed 

It’s understandable, I mean Yuuri seduced him and left him hanging for many months without contacting him. He sees a video of him skating his routine, flies to Hasetsu just to see the playboy being with a very attractive woman. If it were me I would be thinking the same and calling Yuuri a PIG.

When they’re finally alone, he doesn’t misses a chance to ask him if he has a girl he likes. A GIRL, because of MINAKO 

Then he asks him again because he didn’t receive and answer, Yuuri wimped out. After Yuuri says he doesn’t, Victor asks him if he has a “koibito” which is a neutral term for lover. So again, the first time he asked him if he has a girlfriend is because he thought Yuuri and Minako might be an item. 

BONUS

(Victor: What’s up with this kid? He made a costume inspired by one of Yuuri’s? I don’t like this.) 

(Victor: Okay, Phichit, you might have spent more time with Yuuri than me, but he’s mine now so back off) 

Actually this was the most obvious one hahaha

His eyes aren’t smiling!!! 

Some people will say jealousy is bad and unhealthy well I agree to disagree because, Victor’s form of jealousy is still in the safe zone. It just proves how madly he’s fallen for his Katsudon. This will be my last post until episode 11 is out. By the looks of it, we will get to see a flashback from Victor’s past.

Jealous Victor is adorable and he needs to be protected!

A small part of me that takes great pleasure in seeing Jack having awkward talks with his teammates and hopes the trend continues.

Like imagine:

Jack: My boyfriend was wondering if you would like to come for dinner, since he has heard so much about you and…
Tater *outraged and on the verge of tears*: You end things with girlfriend who made pies? Why!?!? She made you happy Zimboni and she made us best pie! So much pie.
Jack *sigh*: Actually…

-

Poots: Oh! So Bitty isn’t single… that’s a shame.
I really wanted to ask him out.
Jack *eyebrow twitch, full on unimpressed face*: Ha. Ha… Don’t.

(Etc, feel free to add more)

smh and sneezing

this is a weird thing to headcanon probably but i have a cold and i keep sneezing and that made me think about different types of sneezing

  • jack: has an adorable sneeze, the kind that makes every single person near him go “oh my god, that was so cute!”. nobody expects that high-pitched “cheww!” sound to come from jack, but it does.
  • bitty: the quietest sneeze. people often don’t even realize he was sneezing; just “why did you randomly cover your face for a moment”
  • shitty: his sneeze sounds strangely like “uh-BRAH!”. how??? it is a mystery
  • lardo: the loudest sneeze. she’s the kind of person who shouts when she sneezes, and gets annoyed looks from everyone in the library.
  • holster: always sneezes in threes, but there’s a longer time than usual between his sneezes, so he always gets “bless you”’s for every sneeze and it’s awkward.
  • ransom: always has really long buildup to his sneezes, often he thinks it was a false alarm, but then the sneeze comes with no warning. “[moments of silence while he stares up at the ceiling but nothing happens]….sorry, i thought i had to snee-CHOO”
  • nursey: somehow always manages to be taking a sip of something when he sneezes, causing his drink to squirt out of his nose. it’s awful.
  • dex: nobody has ever seen him sneeze, but rumor has it his sneezes are legendary. every now and then a clip of strange sound will circulate with someone claiming it is a Dex Sneeze, and usually ends up being exposed as a hoax. can dex even sneeze? are they real? i want to believe.
  • chowder: really shorts sneezes, but really many of them..his record is 15 in a row
  • tango: always has those really excessive buildups, like “uh-uh-uh-uuuuh-CHOO!”
  • whiskey: somehow remains straight faced through his entire sneeze. seriously, he doesn’t even close his eyes. it’s weird.
The return of Performing Dean

So, the family is out having breakfast. Remind me again, how long has it been since we’ve seen Dean flirt with a waitress? Yes I know, 12x11, but @mittensmorgul has written a fantastic meta HERE addressing that. 

What’s different this time? 

Wally. 

Wally - Red blooded American hunter. Wally, who sneers at namby pamby nancy boys with soft white hands. Wally, with his beard and his jacket who reminds me a lot of John. And Dean’s performing for him, being daddy’s little hunter boy. 

So Dean tries to flirt with Mandy, using the hammiest possible approach and it fails. And he’s okay with it. Until she shows interest in Cas. Look at the reactions, Sam immediately look at Cas with an uh-oh face. And Dean is just pissed, complete with eye rolling and lips pursing.

Dean’s jealous, and Sam knows it. I say this because some people are already trying to paint Dean getting pissed as him being angry about getting rejected. That is highly OOC for Dean (Jo shot him down and he simply breezed past it) He’s gotten rejected plenty of times with no issue. Dean’s also got rejected by girls who then hit on Sam. He’s always been okay with that. 

But Cas, Cas is different, isn’t he?

Wally is still there though. So Dean can’t pull the possessive jealous husband routine he pulled in 12x10. So what does Dean do? What every insecure person does. 

Lalala I don’t care at all that someone’s flirting with you. I’m going to be magnanimous about it and show how much I don’t care at all hahaha because I don’t care. Not at all. 

Wally nods in approval when Dean mentions Mandy is ‘into’ Cas. Mary shoots the topic down, and Dean tries to play both sides - the macho posturing side that Wally approves of, but Mary clearly doesn’t like it. So he backtracks there (”I’m not objectifying her Mom, this is a teachable moment)

And he’s trying to wink and act like everything’s cool… But it’s not. Dean doesn’t look happy, he looks positively pained. Contrast this to when he took Cas to the brothel. Another teachable moment. Look at how different he looked. 

Sam distracts, and Dean has the perfect chance to forget about it. But he doesn’t. Because even though Cas has been clueless to everything till now, Dean’s still not feeling secure enough to let it go. He can’t act too irritated in front of Wally, so he takes it out on Sam a little, then immediately goes back to bro-bro manly back slapping. And Wally is watching on, nodding and approving everything Dean’s saying - she’ll smell like food. Really, Dean? Are you talking about a girl who’ll appeal to Cas, or you? Why are you fishing so much?

Cas still doesn’t respond. Mary shuts it down again. And that’s the end of that.   

You know, it is surprising that 12x10 and 12x12 both had promos with Jealous!Insecure husband!Dean. It’s alost like their trying to point to something…  

(gif credits to @timetraveldean, @godshipsit, @storywingstiel)

“So did you get to say goodbye?” Bob asks when Jack finally rejoins them – windswept and with flushed cheeks and sparkling eyes.

“Oh…yeah,” Jack nods, pulling out his phone and shooting off a text.

Bob and Alicia raise eyebrows at each other before Alicia tries.  “Who did you say goodbye to?” she asks carefully, knowing how Jack has fought back about his parents prying into his life when he’s not ready to share.

Jack looks up from his phone with confused wide eyes before shrugging.  “Oh, just remembered I had something to say to Bittle is all,” he replied as his eyes drifted back to his phone as it buzzed once in his hands.

Bob and Alicia’s eyebrows jump even higher as they look at each other this time and they make a few faces and hand gestures at each other before Bob asks, “You mean Eric Bittle?  Your liney?”

“Yeah, Dad, you met him three times already,” Jack points out with an annoyed sigh as he taps out yet another text.  His phone buzzes almost immediately and, when he reads it, Jack’s smile lights up to where his parents haven’t seen it in years and, this time, when they look at each other, it’s with smiles on their faces and tears in their eyes.

George watches on in silence, but smiles to herself as she thinks about the coming year.  She needs to put herself in a position where Jack knows he’ll be able to come to her in the future.

8 Months Later

Alicia and Bob are concerned, at first, when Jack asks for the video chat and the way Jack is nervously rubbing his hands against his sweats when they answer the call doesn’t help much, but then there’s a sound off-screen and Jack looks up and the tension in his shoulders and eyes melts off and he smiles and watches as Eric Bittle walks over to join him on the couch, the two pressed to each other’s sides all the way up.

Alicia and Bob smile.

“Maman, Papa, I have something I want to tell you,” Jack begins nervously, speaking into his lap, as he’s always tended to do when the pressure of what he wants to say becomes to much.

“Are the two of you engaged?”

Bob frowns and taps at the screen a couple seconds of silence and stillness after Alicia asks her question.  “Hello?  Did we lose connection or freeze?” he asks and Bittle and Jack look at them like deer caught in headlights.

“W-Why would you think I’m engaged?” Jack asks nervously and squeezes Bittle’s hand just out of sight of the camera.

“Well, you better not have gotten married without inviting us down, that’s for sure,” Alicia replies.

“N-non! Maman, I don’t know why you’d–” Jack begins before shaking his head and huffing and saying, “I’m dating Bitty,” to his lap once more and this time it’s Alicia and Bob who are silent for long enough to draw concerned glances from their son and his boyfriend.

“I mean, you ask about Bitty so much, Maman,” Jack explains, “and I was hoping to talk to you about some stuff, Papa, so I just thought–”

And then Bob snorted a laugh before immediately stuffing it back inside and Alicia jumped in to calm her son down.

“Oh, honey, we just…we already knew?”

“You…knew?”  Jack and Bitty open wide eyes at each other before sending panicked glances their way.  “H-how?  We were trying to keep it a secret–”

Alicia bites her lip and thinks about that moment after graduation when Jack came back from saying goodbye.  Bob clears his throat and remembers the kitchen appliances Jack had made them buy when they moved him into his new apartment in Providence.  Alicia scratches her hand and remembers visiting for his home-opener to seeing post-its on his fridge and a small pair of shorts underneath the sofa.  Bob scratches taps his foot and thinks of the baked goods Jack had been so excited to share with them during.

“You just…seemed so happy,” Alicia finally said with a smile and Bob nodded his head while keeping his mouth firmly shut.  Thank the Lord there was at least one actress in this family.

khloes instagram to kendall congratulating her on her vogue cover show how detached the kardashians are from the real world. she says something along the lines of “you made so many sacrifices. all the family events you had to skip, being able to just hang out enjoying being 20, and all the times you were homesick because you were working finally paid off.” like this family wouldn’t know a real sacrifice or struggle is it slapped them across the face. like oh no she couldn’t make it to their vacation on a private island because she was on a private jet flying back and forth to paris :( oh no kendall’s sitting in a luxury hotel being catered to left and right but she’s a little homesick :( oh no she didn’t get to be a “normal girl” because her and her bff got handed modeling contracts together :( she really has given up so much :(

Christmas time headcanons

I mean, you can never have too many Solangelo Christmas headcanons, right?

  • their first kiss was probably under a mistletoe. i mean let’s face it, they’re both awkward and adorable dorks and can you honestly imagine either of them actually making the first move out of the blue?
  • will sort of starts panicking internally when he sees the mistletoe and tells nico that “we don’t have to, it’s a stupid tradition anyway” but lou ellen has hexed the damn thing and it won’t leave nico alone 
  • so he sort of goes “oh for fuck’s sake” and just grabs will and kisses him
  • and joke’s on lou ellen because after that she has to deal with even more sugary sweet solangelo with kisses included
  • nico is really not a that big on christmas since it’s traditionally a family holiday and he’s lost all his family, but now he has hazel and will (and jason bc brotp man) and he’s really conflicted
  • but will is huge on christmas and red and green fairylights and ugly sweaters and catchy carols, and he can’t sing for shit but won’t shut up
  • nico would spent the holidays holed up in his cabin if he could but will has gotten it through chiron to have a christmas party and nico’s pissed off because “we’re literally children of pagan gods will???”
  • will’s not having any of nico’s shit tho
  • so come christmas day, will puts nico in a red sweater and drags him out to the pavilion for eggnog and christmas cookies and to the camp fire for a christmas carol sing-along
  • nico complains all the time and glares at everything that moves but secretly all he can think of is how will’s smile seems more radiant and how happy he looks when singing stupid jingles
  • and slowly nico kind of starts enjoying christmas
  • but gods forbid if anyone found out
  • (will knows)
  • (he doesn’t say anything)
  • once they’re all grown up and sharing an apartment in the city, nico and will get into this huge argument about christmas decorations
  • because will’s motto is “go big or go home” and nico can’t stand the million lights and flashy ribbons and “oh my gods will is that a life size reindeer???”
  • “it lights up, too!!!”
  • but eventually they compromise and decorate lightly indoors but will can have his way on the fire escape and that one corner in the livingroom
  • and the christmas music almost starts another argument but will quickly agrees to listen to the punk rock playlist nico has put together, because as long as winter wonderland is on the list all’s good
  • “five more minutes will it’s christmas”
  • “nico you don’t even like christmas”
  • “i do when it means i can sleep in shut up and cuddle me”
  • the first time they spend the holidays just the two of them they sort of want to have this big traditional christmas dinner
  • but the thing is that neither of them actually know how to cook, and even though they agree on the easiest recipes they can find and have will’s mom on speed dial, come dinner time and the kitchen is a nightmare and there’s nothing edible anywhere
  • they end up ordering in and making a pact that they’ll learn how to cook by next christmas
  • (they don’t)
  • cuddles on the couch
  • nico wearing will’s sweaters and flapping the sleeves because fuck you that’s why
  • small christmas tree on the coffee table with tiny ornaments that hazel gave them as a house warming gift
  • will going all twelve days of christmas on nico
  • nico secretly loving christmas
  • because christmas really isn’t all that bad when you spend it with will, right?
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RebelCaptain AU || High School Teachers

In which Jyn is a recently hired english teacher who has a no bullshit approach when it comes to teacheing and Cassian is the chemistry teacher across the hall who is every student’s favorite. First impressions would tell many that the two shouldn’t work. Examples; she’s snobby and he’s a dork, she’s the ice queen and he’s a ball of sunshine, she’s abstract and he’s fact, she-….he’s….oh who are we kidding! The students and staff know these two have been sucking face every chance they get since they chaperoned that homecoming dance a month ago. Principal Mothma is just relieved their teaching isn’t as bad as their sneaking, or she’d have to find two new staff members by the next school year.

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I didn’t realize how misinformed I was about skincare until I started practicing a little witchcraft. I thought that apricot scrubs were good, oil was bad, and that cystic acne couldn’t be treated topically. Oh, was I wrong. About a year ago, I befriended a 30 year practicing witch who had about 14 years cosmetology experience at the time. Having just discovered Paganism myself, I constantly bugged her about both subjects. She taught me some basics and I’ve been using them ever since. They really work. And it’s a nice and easy introduction to spells if you’re looking to get into somethin’ spooky. 

First things first: Apricot scrubs are TERRIBLE. Any facial scrub that has granules you can see is going to put tiny cuts in your already irritated face and make your acne more susceptible to infection/irritation. She recommended using a mixture of coconut oil and baking soda to make a paste that will very very gently remove dead skin without causing redness. People with rosacea should avoid using any type of scrub, even though this one is very mild. Never exfoliate more than 2-3 times a week, and never ever do it two days in a row. When you’re done, make sure you put as much oil as you can in the trash can- rinsing it off in the sink will clog the drain over time. And remember- the thicker the paste, the more coarse the scrub will be. Scrub using gentle yet wide circular motions, timing yourself at about 60 seconds. 

Oil is not bad for your skin! Coconut oil has tiny molecules unlike other oils, so it can penetrate hair and skin better than other oils. Coconut oil is excellent at pulling your natural facial oils out of your pores without stripping moisture. After you use the scrub, use a warm, damp wash cloth to gently wipe away the oil and baking soda. You should always moisturize immediately after cleansing, but I’ve noticed that after using this cleanser my skin doesn’t ususally need it. Besides coconut oil, lavender oil, grapeseed oil, and sweet almond oil are also very good for acne prone skin. Tea tree oil can be diluted heavily and applied to spot treat, but do not use more than once a week in small quantities or it will make your skin itchy and red. Always always always moisturize before putting on makeup by the way!

As for the face masks! I have a face mask recipe that will reduce my pore size by like 80-90%. Seriously. If I used it once a week I’d have perfect skin, but I don’t, so even when my skin is at its worst, this mask still kicks ass. I don’t have exact measurements for everything (or anything really) so please be patient with yourself when making them. But that’s the beauty of this recipe- you can change it to fit your skin problems with a little research and a trip to the health food store. Side note: Do the mask right after you use the scrub. Otherwise it won’t work as well.

The base of the mask is this magical powder called kaolin clay. I buy it in bulk at the health food store and it’s cheap as hell. It’s just a mild clay that turns to putty then hardens in ten minutes. I probably use ¾ cup, maybe even a full cup for a mask. Just depends on how many liquids you want to include. Star out small and add as you go.

After putting a starter amount of clay into a small bowl, I set that aside and start on the liquids. I like to use tea instead of water. I make a teensy amount of hot water then pour it over green tea, rose petals, and calendula petals. Green tea is anti-inflammatory, rose balances pH, and calendula is great for skin. Try to buy organic so you’re not dousing yourself in pesticides. I set these aside to brew. The less water you use, the stronger the tincture, and the less time you need to wait. 

I only have a few essential oils, but if you do a little research, it is super easy to pick out some that are good for skin and are non-comodegenetic (won’t clog pores). I take my little bowl of clay and start adding a few drops of lavender oil, a few drops of grapeseed oil, a squirt of sweet almond, and two tiny drops of tea tree. Other options are ylang ylang (good for oily skin), chamomile (very soothing), and clary sage (for reverse aging and puffiness). I would say maybe 5 oils would be a good maximum, just because you need room for the tea. 

Add the tea by holding the flowers back with a spoon and pouring tiny little amounts into the clay and oil mixture, stirring frequently so that you don’t get it too thin. You want it the texture of Elmer’s glue. If a few petals get into the mask, that’s fine. Some people add loose green tea leaves to their masks straight up, so whatever’s clever. Then just smear the mask on, avoiding the eye area if you used tea tree oil, and leave it on for about 10 minutes. It will harden so if you want to drink anything you should use a straw, and the mask will flake a bit towards the end, so be aware of that. Once the ten minutes is up, just splash wet water on your face to turn it back to glue texture, then wash off with warm water. This may take a while. Then after you dry your face with a clean towel, check out your pores in the mirror! This is my favorite part because there are patches of my skin when I don’t have visible pores at all, and where I do, they are so much lighter and smaller. The essential oils must penetrate the blackheads or something, I have no idea, but it does what no Biore strips or Clean and Clear scrub have ever done before. 

Make sure you moisturize after ! I have really bad acne so I follow up with benzoyl peroxide (doctor’s orders) and a light drugstore moisturizer to keep my pores looking like this as long as possible. I recommend doing this mask once a week at least, but definitely no more that once every three days. And don’t pop pimples! Give these remedies some time and you will see a huge difference. 

One more thing: Rose water. I make my own, but it can be bought at $30 a bottle at Sephora. However, I don’t use mine that often because it’s non-organic, so unless you have the hookup on organic roses, you might want to steer clear. Basically all it is is rose tea. I get roses from my boyfriend frequently, so I hang them up to dry thoroughly and then collect the petals in a burlap bag. Once I have a grocery bag’s worth, I toss them in a pot to boil. There are lots of ways to do this online, but mine is very simple. Just bring petals to a soft boil, steep until it’s dark red, then let cool. I store mine in a massive mason jar in the refrigerator. I leave some petals in there to make it stronger, but you can strain them immediately if you like. Definitely strain them before using the water to make you life a little easier.

I use rose water as a toner between cleansing and moisturizing. It’s cool from refrigeration, which calms any puffiness, and it apparently balances pH. Another cool thing about it is it moistens your face right before you moisturize. Lotion doesn’t always add moisture to your skin, it often just retains what moisture you have. So if you moisturize damp skin, you’ll retain more moisture. Seems weird but it works.

The witchcraft comes in where you want it to. I like to put intention in the stirring; meaning I stir right if I want to embrace good vibes and positive outcomes, stir left if I have something negative on my mind that I want to banish. I think there is magic in the herbs and oils themselves so I don’t get too fancy or chant, but it is totally a thing for people to chant while making these kinds of elixirs. Tumblr is full of awesome little rituals! I just tend to keep it simple. 

So anyways this is basically everything I know about skincare, and it was all taught to me by a woman in her late thirties that looks like she’s 24. Kudos if you read this entire thing! Seacrest out.

IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO BE MERRY

in-character reactions to klance based on every fic i've ever read

pidge: “finally. i’m happy for you both.” she’s smiling at them, leaning against a wall or whatever is closest. she is very smug about the whole ordeal.

shiro: actual proud rather. grabs both their shoulders. “treat each other right.” no signs of teasing, he is genuinely stoked for the two of them.

hunk: clapping to himself, tears streaming down his face. happy tears. he has no words. he’s so happy his best bro is happy.

allura: beaming. almost as happy as hunk. she is sparkling. I’m so thrilled for the two of you! so thrilled!” her hands are clasped together.

coran: most likely confused. “…were you not already together? oh well, congratulations!” he has his hands on his hips.

Roxy Style Variation Ratings!

The Sprite- All Roxys are amazing, but the sprite is not my favorite. The weird spiral in her hair is further evidence that Hussie has never seen actual human hair in his life, but I love it anyway. 3/10

Hero Mode- MUCH better. Oh my god look at this precious angel. 9/10

Cool Cat- this is perfectly drawn. The three fingered sign,, the relaxed closed eyes and smirk… She has anyone kneeling at her feet before they even register the crown atop her head.  10/10

Cheeks- Nice hair, and a good drawing. 4/10

This is my favorite Roxy style. Blue is such her color, for one, despite that havng nothign to do with the style. Her face looks to be a good shape, her hair is well rendered, her expression shows emotion, and I love the little scuffs on this fighter.12/10

0_0 - A good use of hero mode style. 6/10

Foreshadowing- Roxy is just a small in this picture, but the ribbon billowing out from this sword draws your attention to the weapon in her hand, and the pose makes her look a bit hurt, but not out of the fight. 6/10

HELL FUCKING YES- hell fucking yes.  Good pose, good expression, good change in focus for the shot. 10/10

  • Reaper: This is Sombra...ok have fun.
  • Sombra: Thanks, pops.
  • Reaper: 'various groans of anguish'
  • Soldier 76: Ok, I think we should lay down some ground rules.
  • Sombra: Come on, old man. Do you really think you can order me around?
  • 76: If you take orders from Reaper you will take them from me.
  • Sombra: "Take orders from Reaper"? last time he ordered me around I hacked his GPS and lead him into traffic.
  • 76: Ha. You think that makes you clever? I remember back in our training days we replaced his ammunition with dye packs.
  • Sombra: What color?
  • 76: Bright Yellow.
  • Sombra: Oh he hates that color.
  • -hours later-
  • Widowmaker: She better not be dead, Reaper.
  • Reaper: Either she killed Morrison or Jack actually beat some discipline in her.
  • -opens door-
  • Sombra: SO I CLOSED THE DOOR RIGHT IN HIS FACE!
  • 76: HA! We used to do that all the time in the old Overwatch. Do you want to hear the time his mom visited the base?
  • Sombra: Oh yes please do.
  • Soldier 76: Kid, you're alright.
  • Widowmaker: Well. This was unexpected.
  • Reaper: Do you ever wonder why I hate you all?

Moana’s face here is the most hilarious thing every time I watch it, because girl, are you even listening?

He literally just told her “I’m going to steal your boat,” but because she’s never seen the Trust In Hakuna Matata Necessities number before this poor naive child is still completely distracted by the music. It’s her first time seeing a stranger explain himself to her, and “Oh he’s not so bad”–Grandma pegged him as a trickster in the opening narrative and she forgets it because the Rock has an amazing singing voice and fancy tattoos.

  • Jason:  Sorry to disappoint,Hazel, but you do not have a "mean look".
  • Nico:  Oh please, I'm sure she has a mean look! I'm sure it makes people quiver in their boots!
  • Will:  If by "people" you mean "adorable baby kittens", then yes. Before they wobble over and lick your face.
  • Hazel:  *glares daggers at Will*
  • Will: *nervously*, look at all of the kittens coming over! How adorable!