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this website pisses me off, everyones always like “space is so cool!” not its not, space is bullshit and i hate everything about it, i genuinely just saw the phrase “a black hole with a mass two billion times the mass of the sun” im so pissed off, shut the fuck up, dont patronise me scientists you know i dont know what the fuck that means, my sad little brain cant comprehend the mass of one sun let alone two fucking billion, i cant even count past 10 without getting confused and youre out here talking about the mass of two billion fucking suns, shut the hell up. and dont even get me started about black holes or the expansion of the universe because thats another two seperate rants entierly. oh and apparently theres a planet made of ice except the ice is also on fire??? yeah sure fucking thing, scientists. and this is just the shit i know about. i purposely dont research space because it pisses me off so much, god knows what other fucking bullshit exists out there that ive yet to read a fucking wikipedia article about. i dont think space is real, literally everything about space is so fucking fake, this is just some elaborate fucking practicle joke. two billion times the mass of the sun, fuck you

  • Me: *has 6 assignments due in two weeks* *plus all the rest of ongoing group work throughout the semester* *has an internship* *has a part time job* *full time studying at university* *has not slept in 40 years* *has 7 books to read* *has a two page list of movies and tv shows to watch*
  • Me: wow i dont even have time to breathe, you know what im gonna do???
  • My brain: hoe dont do it
  • Me: im gonna watch b99 from the start :) :) :) :) :)
  • My brain: OH MY GOD
  • Me: *starts b99 again*
  • Tv: 🎵BAH DUH DAH DAH DAH🎵

anonymous asked:

hello, pauline! how are you doing? can you help me? im going to rome but dont even know where to start my visit. what are some places you'd recommend? or art you'd say is essential for me to see there?

I can, absolutely! Oh, Rome has some of my favourite places and sculptures, and if you’re in the center of the city, just walking around among white and orange walls is a travel to the past.

I would recommend you to visit the Castel Sant’Angelo if you like all things medieval —full of small, dark rooms, tapestries, heavy stones and slit windows, and scattered with art works. 

Of course plan a day to spend in the Vatican, to visit the Vatican museums (traveling through rooms full of sculptures, paintings, old books, strange inventions, ornate globes), the Sistine Chapel (a bit of a let-down, actually—it’s quite small, dark, claustrophobic—but so full of soul), and of course St Peter’s Basilica, where you will be able to see one of the most beautiful Renaissance sculpture, la Pietà

The Colosseum and the Roman Forum are absolute wonders, and walking in the Roman Forum, particularly, struck me as exceptional. There are a lot of explanations about the ruins, monuments, and sculptures found there, which makes everything all the more interesting. You’ll be able to walk in the House of the Vestals (Atrium Vestae) there. 

I recommend walking around the city center as well—a labyrinth of cobble-stoned streets and scattered wonders—obelisks, statues. The Pantheon (so beautiful, so solemn, with a well of light in the center) is not far from there. Every morning, there’s a delightful market in Campo dei Fiori, with italian food and crafts. Not far from there, you can also find the wonderful Trevi Fountain, and the delightful Piazza delle Coppele. While you’re there, by the way, make yourself a favour and buy ice cream at Grom.

If you’re not tired of basilicas and churches yet (I never am), I’d recommend Santa Maria in Trastevere (one of the oldest church in the city, and so magnificently ornate) and Santa Maria Sopra Minerva (the ceiling is to die for). 

Now for my absolute favourites—I would go there every time I went to Rome—, you absolutely have to go to the Villa Borghese and its gardens. The museum is filled with the most beautiful sculptures I have ever seen, among which you will find three Berninis : The Rapt of Proserpina, Apollo and Daphné, and Aeneas, Anchises, Ascanius. If you go up to the paintings, you’ll find a few Caravaggio, notably (one of my favourite) the Boy With a Basket Fruit; and Raphael’s Young Woman with a Unicorn. The building itself is beautiful: marbles floors, ornate walls, high windows, pillars. The gardens around are full of corners, fountains, alternating regular French hedges and English-inspired parks, ponds, pavilions.

My other favourite is less known, but it blew my mind and it is one of the most original artwork I’ve seen: the Capuchin Crypt. Situated under the Capuchin Order’s Museum (which is interesting because it adds context and builds up suspense before you get to the crypt itself), it comprises several tiny chapels decorated with… the bones of the deceased Capuchin Friars themselves. As explained there, it is a tribute and reminder of our own mortality, of the fleetingness of life, as well as an aesthetic statement. It’s very gripping: chilling, and beautiful, solemn, poetic. 

There! I hope you find the time to see some of those, have fun!

College!AU Vernon
  • major: instrumental performance (violin) 
  • minor: psychology 
  • sports: wanted to do basketball, but ended up not having the time for it
  • clubs: orchestra, (secretly) poetry club 
  • vernon ended up getting into college on a scholarship for his violin, even though he still isn’t really sure that’s what he wants to do with his life
  • like he likes playing classical music, but much to the surprise of most people in his major, he’s much more fond of hiphop and pop music which is why everyone’s so shocked when he comes into orchestra with like the weekend blasting from his headphones and not Bach’s Violin Concerto in A minor
  • but no matter what his personal preferences are, it’s obvious he’s the most talented violinist in the orchestra and even in the whole school
  • and for that, the conductor and his instructors are all really tough on him because they want to make him a classical music prodigy
  • and vernon just,,,,,,,, like he just doesn’t think he’s suited for that
  • like he’d much rather change his major to psychology because he’s always has an interest in peoples personalities and observing others and it’s a field that he really does want to learn more about
  • but the pressure from everyone, even his friends, is that he should just do music since he’s so talented at it
  • which is funny considering he’s put a ban on any of his friends attending any of the orchestra recitals because last time hoshi fell asleep, woke up halfway through the piece and got up to clap because he thought it was over, effectively making everyone turn to look at him and the orchestra messing up and long story short
  • hoshi was escorted out and vernon had to beg the conductor to forgive his friend for being……like that
  • vernon doesn’t have many close friends in the orchestra because all the other violinist are pretty jealous of his talents. the other sections are made up of mostly his seniors who are also pissed that someone younger than them is doing so well
  • so vernon spends a lot of his time practicing alone and keep quiet during group rehearsals
  • but when he’s not practicing, he hangs out with joshua and minghao and jeonghan and the other seventeen members tease them because they call them the ‘brain squad’ because they all get good grades and study
  • but when they hangout it’s like video games and eating LOL 
  • vernon had let his sister decorate hi violin case with stickers before he left to live on campus and although he does admit some of the my little pony ones and sparkly puppies are ……..a bit……much…..he misses his sister a lot so he never tries to take them off
  • hoshi doesn’t let him live it down though he’s always like “i never knew you were a fan of fluttershy, how cute vernon” and vernon’s like if you weren’t my hyung………………my violin bow would be shoved…….
  • lots of people outside of the music program like vernon actually, and not because he’s friendly and approachable like seokmin, but because they find him really elegant and chic when he walks around campus in the suit holding his case before a performance 
  • basically people are like “he’s a real life prince, handsome AND plays the violin” 
  • every white day the music room becomes overflowed with presents addressed to him and confessions of love
  • and he’s just like…….clueless to why he’s so popular and the other musicians all get grumpy and salty because no one sends them chocolates whatS so good about vernon
  • the answer is simple: face of an angel but anyway
  • also like he’s studying classical music but…his sense of dressing and personal preference of music is nothing close to that and he’s actually known for keeping up with trends. he got instagram famous for his fashion and vernon didn’t even know until hoshi was like “you passed 10k followers on insta” and vernon was like “you have followers on insta?”
  • but anyway you actually meet vernon under some weird circumstances
  • see the orchestra always picks someone to have a solo in the winter show before finals end and everyone leaves campus for the holidays
  • and last year it was a senior pianist so everyone’s like this year it has to be another section and like everyone really rEALLY wants the solo because if you get it it means a) you’re probably getting a good grade b) the spotlight is on you for the winter recital 
  • ofc the only one pretty unphased by it is vernon and so when his name is announced for the solo he’s like WHAT and everyone turns to stare at him
  • and the instructors like “we’ll begin meeting on thursdays to talk about a piece to choose and practice!!”
  • and vernon wants to protest because….well….because he doesn’t want the solo
  • but the see of eyes that are glued to him, majority of them angry, he decides to not say anything out loud
  • but after orchestra is over he heads over to the instructor and slinging his violin bag over his shoulder he’s like “i don’t want…the solo. i can’t do it.”
  • and the instructor is like what????? why????? and vernon’s like “stage fright. im fine playing with a big orchestra, but being up by myself-”
  • but the instructor just waves it off and is like “stage fright? you’ve gotta be joking me, if every classical musician dreams of a solo concert. just calm down and show up on thursday ready.”
  • vernon knows that there isn’t any point in arguing, the teacher has always been strict and if anything he doesn’t want to get yelled at
  • and on thursday he shows up to the orchestra hall and the teachers there and basically in the beginning it’s fine, they’re talking about pieces that vernon can play and it’s normal but the second the teacher asks him to play something infront of him. vernon…………vernon can’t
  • even though it’s only the teacher and other student off in other corners,,,,,vernon can’t bring himself to even lift the bow
  • the teacher basically gets mad and leaves him there telling him to fix his problem the next time there’s practice and that’s when you come in
  • you’re not in orchestra, you’re actually there to help set up chairs because a friend asked you to and you witness the whole thing go down with vernon and his teacher
  • and tbh it gets you really mad
  • because how can a teacher just treat their student like that???? and before you know it you’re going over to where vernon is sitting with his head in his hands and you tap his shoulder and you’re like 
  • “your teacher was being really horrible, im sorry you have to deal with that.”
  • and vernon, who like ….you don’t know and he doesn’t know you is just like……looking up at you quizzically until his face goes pink and he’s like “oh god…….you saw what happened.”
  • and you’re like nO DONT BE embarrassed!!!! i just wanted to let you know that your teacher was being a douche!!! i wasnt trying to make fun of you oh my ogd….
  • and you’re babbling very quickly trying to clean up this mess you’ve started and in your head you’re like THIS is why people tell you to stop striking up conversations with strangers and sticking your nose into peoples business
  • but vernon suddenly just stands up and he’s like ,,,, “i have to go.” and before you can even gather your words again he’s gone and you’re like FRICK I MESSED UP UGH
  • and you like scold yourself but it’s like what can you do you won’t see him again right?
  • but you DO see you end up in the orchestra room next thursday again because your friend wanted to meet up there after her practice to go out for dinner
  • and so you’re sitting in one of the rows of chairs and you see vernon (you know his name because you had heard the teacher yelling at him before) and he looks so depressed to be there
  • and when the teacher comes you watch as vernon tries to focus himself and bring the bow up to play but again, he just clenches his jaw and can’t move his hand
  • and the teacher looks like he might start yelling again and you decide you need to save the poor kid
  • so you get up and rush over and stand in front of the teacher and you’re like “i can help him!!!!!”
  • both vernon and the instructor stare wide-eyed at you and you’re like in your head like cmon think think …..and then you smile up at the instructor and you’re like “i used to have anxiety before performing too, i know how to stop it so!!!! just give us time before the concert - ill help him!!”
  • and vernon leans over to whisper like “what are you do-” in your ear but the teacher is like “are you a friend of vernons?” and you’re like YEP WE KNOW EACH OTHER WELL SO DONT WORRY!! LEAVE HIM IN MY HANDS!!
  • and the teacher looks suspicious but at the same time you’re pressing the fact that this solo is REA L L Y important and finally he just gives in and points menacingly at vernon whose still standing behind you, quite frankly flabbergasted by your appearance
  • and he’s like “if she doesn’t fix you before the concert. …..we will have a problem and any recommendations i had planned on writing for you are in the garbage, got it?”
  • and vernon is still shocked but you bow as the teacher leaves and you pull vernon down so he does too
  • and when finally the guys gone you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding and you turn to look at vernon and you’re like “SO i guess i should at least tell you my name and explain what the was all about”
  • and vernon, who has never been very…..good with new people….., is just like watching you blabber and not saying anything and you’re like oh god he’s gonna run off again
  • and you’re like “lISTen….i really want to help, maybe just because i don’t want your teacher to yell at you again for something you can’t control but also like you want to do well right? i mean this is your major?”
  • and you point to the violin and vernon pauses but slow nods and you’re like
  • “ok!!! well i…….i think i  can help so, how about you at least let me try? can’t hurt, right?” and you smile at him and vernon,,,,,well vernon can’t believe that his first thought as you do is ‘wow they have a really cute grin’ and the second is like ‘what is happening’
  • but somehow ,,,,he decides that he might as well take a helping hand 
  • and so you tell vernon you’ll see him tomorrow in her, right in time to see your friend come in
  • and as you leave vernon is standing there….trying to process what happened and the most he can come up with is that you must just be a really kind person to want to help
  • actually it troubles him to figure out why you’re doing this that he even ends up asking jeonghan about it when he gets back to the dorm and jeonghan is like “well - what’s the problem this person wants to help you with?” and vernon’s like oh right no one knows about my fear and so vernon’s like nvm nvm
  • but jeonghan is like………….*magnifying glass emoji* 
  • anyway the next day you meet vernon where you planned and you’re like “first things first: stage fright - does the rest of the orchestra know?” and vernon’s like “if i told them,,,,they’d all eat me alive for being childish and not grateful for this solo” and you scrunch up your nose like what kind of friends are those and vernon’s like Well…..they’re not really my friends
  • you nod and you’re like ok, do your real friend know? and again vernon’s like no,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and you’re like ok i promise i wont tell a soul and you like stick your pinkie out and vernon’s like,,,,,that’s childish but you’re like c’mon we gotta and he’s like…..ok…fine
  • and after hooking pinkies you like start to ask vernon questions about why he gets so scared and some strategies about pretending the audience is there/ imagining dogs instead of people/ etc
  • and vernon…..who is used to being always in competition with the people around him can’t help but watch you trying your hardest for him….a complete stranger…..and so he ends up actually telling you things that even the closest people can’t get out of him
  • and two weeks goes by, you see vernon almost every afternoon after his orchestra practice and finally you ask him to try and play something in front of you
  • and so you sit and vernon stands on the stage and you’re like
  • giving him a thumbs up and he rolls his eyes, but hides himself behind his violin to chuckle 
  • (he’s actually been smiling a lot more since he started doing this with you - everyone’s noticed but no one says anything) 
  • and he brings up his bow and you keep quiet and watch him intently and vernon concentrates………he thinks like you told him, of no audience but of things that are serene like nature or animals……he even thinks of how proud his sister would be to see him if he could just play a single piece
  • but then,,,,he looks to you
  • and unlike the cold, demanding eyes of his teacher and orchestra mates….he sees someone who has genuinely shown him care and 
  • he plays
  • he plays his whole piece perfectly
  • and at the end you’re scrambling up to the stage, clapping with joy
  • and vernon puts down his bow and looks at you and smiles, actually smiles
  • and you feel your heart in your chest skip a beat and when vernon says “i ,,,,, i can do it!!” you almost want to cry
  • but all you do is nod a million times and jump up and down like “yes!!! yes you can!!!!”  
  • and before you can think, you lunge over to hug him
  • and vernon freezes because,,,,such sudden skinship makes him embarrassed, but at the same time he feels like even two weeks of knowing you has proved that you’re the kind of person who shows this kind of affection easily
  • but the second he thinks to wrap his arms back around you
  • the door to the room opens and some students stare at the both of you and vernon gets redder than a tomato and gently nudges you off and you’re like !!!!!!! CARRY ON to the students and they’re just giggling as they walk past you and vernon 
  • vernon just gathers his bag and is like “um ill go,,,” and you’re like lgfkdjlfdwg
  • that night vernon frets over texting you because like,,,,,,do you guys still need to meet now that he’s successfully played in front of you/??? and he’s like laying on his bed with his phone on his face like having a crush is so h a r d why cant i stop
  • but then his phone lights up because you text him like ‘see you tomorrow, we gotta keep practicing till d-day!’
  • and vernon just grins so much and he’s like,,,,,,,,nvm i hope this crush never goes away
  • BECAUSE WOW DO YOU MAKE HIM FEEL WARM not that he’d ever admit that LOL
  • so you keep meeting and then finally it’s the day before the winter showcase and vernon can now even play when there’s other people in the room and it’s all going well
  • and then the teacher shows up and it’s the final test and before vernon goes up to play you take his hand in yours and you’re like “it’s going to be fine, if anything ill stand behind him and make funny faces to cheer you up!!” and vernon laughs like don’t do that we’ll both get in trouble but thank you
  • and you give him another thumbs up and he’s like god you’re so corny and you’re like DO GREAT
  • and vernon gets up there and for a second it’s all good, but then the sickening feeling comes again….the one that tells him that he’s  sure to mess up…he’s sure to look like a fool
  • and he clutches his eyes and he’s like think of something positive - what’s the one thing you wouldn’t mind seeing forever
  • and in his head,,,,,,all he can visualize is you
  • you with your big smile, your unapologetic laugh 
  • you……….supporting him…………
  • and all of a sudden he’s playing, like magic. he doesn’t even feel any strain - the piece comes out perfectly
  • and by the end the teacher raises an eyebrow when he looks at you but then looking back at vernon he gives a nod and says he’ll see vernon tomorrow night
  • you and vernon go out to celebrate by eating some ramen at the convenience store on campus and you’re just like “i knew you could do it. that teacher’s just a jerk who can’t learn how to properly take care of his students.” and vernon laughs because you’re right, but also because you look so cute getting all pouty over it….like it isn’t even your problem but you’re so riled up and it’s adorable
  • but then you lift some of your noodles, blow on them and offer them out to vernon with your chopsticks and you’re like “here let me feed you, the flavor i got is  so good!!!”
  • and vernon is looking at the chopsticks like a deer caught in headlights and he’s like “i….im an adult, let me feed myself” and he reaches out but you swat his hand away and you’re like “c’mon aaaaaaa-” and vernon goes pink again but complies
  • and when he’s done you grin and you’re like “good, right?” and vernon,,,,,,vernon finally realized that god this crush is something way more than a crush because he feels like just your smile makes his heartrate hit the roof
  • but he doesn’t say it, instead he walks you back to your dorm and is like “…..will i see you tomorrow? at the show?”
  • and you’re like “are you inviting me~~~” and he’s like don’t tease god but yes yes i am and you grin like ofc ill go i have to see all our hardwork pay off in that solo!!!
  • and vernon agrees, but for a second he catches himself staring at you for a bit longer than usual until awkwardly bowing and telling you he has to go
  • you watch him run off and touch your lips, a little sad that he only stared
  • finally it’s the night of the show and you’re looking for vernon behind the orchestra and once you find him you’re like!!!!!!!! how you feeling
  • and he turns around, except this time he’s in a suit with his hair slicked back and you’re like Oh ……. and you too, you’re wearing something fancy for the occasion and vernon can’t help but let his jaw hang a little
  • and the shocking silence gets a little too much so you playfully reach out to ruffle his hair and you’re like ‘do amazing, ok? or else you’ll get a scolding from me ok?’ and vernon’s like ‘pfft uhuh’ and you’re like ‘looK AT you getting sassy with me’ and you both laugh
  • but soon you go and take your seat and the lights dim and the orchestra begins its first piece
  • and you sit through everything until finally it’s vernon’s solo and you’re so excited you can’t keep still and when he gets on stage he looks just BREATHTAKING and you clutch your hands together with worry
  • but he brings the violin up and takes in a breath and……begins to play
  • and the sound is so beautiful, you can see how it captivates everyone in the audience and you do tear up because he looks so at ease, not the same scared student you saw trying to play in front of his teacher when you first met him
  • and when the whole thing is over vernon doesn’t even stay for the congratulations from the faculty or anyone who came to see, he runs straight to try and find you
  • and when he does, you turn and right then and there he sweeps you up into his arms and presses his lips to yours and you’re like!!!!!!!!????????
  • and when he pulls back you’re like oh ,,,, oh my god 
  • and he’s like ‘oh my god i did that…..’ and you’re like ‘oh my god you did………’ and you’re both shocked but then you just grin and pull him down by the collar to kiss him again
  • and it’s cute for the first time vernon is forward with how he’s begun to feel about you and you’re more then head over heels for him too, you realized this when you saw him play in front of only you and his determination just….just made him look so cool to you
  • but that’s not important, what’s important is you two walk out of the building hand in hand and vernon’s like “id like to take you on an official date” and you’re like ‘ooooo so mannered~~~” and vernon is like plEASe for one second don’t make everything teasing but you just giggle and kiss his nose
  • and the restaurant you go to is way more upscale than you expected and you’re like ??!!?!??! vernon can you afford this and he’s like “yeah, i tutor violin on the side so i have the money” and you’re like what. how did i not know and he shrugs shyly like,,,there’s a lot you don’t know
  • and over dinner you learn that although vernon loves music, he’s been considering changing majors and………that maybe that is also part of his stage fright and you even tell vernon of your own insecurities which is hard but you know you can trust him
  • you also learn vernon is in poetry club and you’re like “our second date is you letting me read your poetry” and vernon is like “you will never know where i hide my book so-” and you’re like “if you don’t tell me i will do aegyo for an hour straight” and vernon is like gbdklzfd NO FINE
  • fancy restaurants aren’t your biggest thing so after a while you’re like vernon let’s go get dollar ice-cream and walk by the han river 
  • and it’s cute you guys are way more suited to this casual kind of thing and when you try to sit up on the railing vernon has to pull you down because he’s scared you’d tip over into the water 
  • and like the whole time he’s going crazy thinking about kissing you again and it’s so obvious that when he drops you off after, you’re like “you have permission” and vernon’s like ???? and you tap your lips and he goes pink but it’s cute
  • his kiss is so shy ,,,,just like him
  • as you officially start to date, vernon gets so nervous about telling his friends because he’s like “they’ll never stop teasing us. like ever. you need to know that.” and you’re like “babe, it’s fine. we can deal with it.”
  • but the second you and vernon show up holding hands all of seventeen mc’freaking loses it 
  • s.coups is like we’RE THROWIng a PArty. jeonghan is like “I KNEW IT I CALLED IT”. seungkwan is asking you if vernon didn’t just pay you to act like it. and minghao is taking photo proof of your hands together for future reference and it is a certified Mess and vernon is like
  • like too embarrassed to speak and you’re just like “oh god vernon you were right we should have stayed quiet”
  • but then you learn about how useful the meme squad that is his friends are. like wonwoo informs you of how scared vernon is of horror movies so you pick on on your next date JUST to have vernon curl up against your arm and press his face into your neck out of fear
  • after you’re like ‘that’s the most skinship we’ve EVER had’ and he’s like adigfhbkglr plEASE don’t ever mention it or do this to me again…..
  • you buy a cute sticker and beg vernon to put it on his violin case and he’s like “sure, but i should ask my sister first since she originally decorated it-”
  • and that’s how you end up on skype with vernon’s lil sis who absolutely ADORES YOU
  • you two are being cute together and she’s like !!!!!!! my brother is lucky, don’t mess this up vernon and you’re like ill protect vernon and she’s like pls do and vernon is like oh m y G o d
  • vernon writes you a poem for your birthday, accompanied with a piece he composes for the violin and he plays it to you like five times over because he insists it HAS to be perfect because it’s your gift
  • but by the fifth time you just calmly ask him to put the violin down so you can smother him in kisses 
  • and he’s like nonoooonononononoooooo but kisses back and even puts his hand on your neck and you’re like “someone’s getting bolder” and he’s just blushing again
  • you keep vernon in a never ending loop of soft embarrassment,,,,it’s cute
  • when you meet him after practice you always make sure to distract him if you hear any of the seniors mumbling something about him because you want to keep him safe from negativity so you’ll like cover his ears randomly or start talking loud
  • and vernon actually knows why you do it, but he plays along because he can see you’re trying for his sake
  • but also if anyone says something too harsh you’re not afraid to approach them and give them a lecture and how AMAZING and PERFECT your boyfriend is to a point where vernon needs to drag you away because you’re getting emotional
  • and he’s like “don’t get riled up on my behalf like a little kid, we can just ignore them.” and you’re just fuming like verNON let me fight them and he’s like no. NO
  • he makes his phone background a photo his mom took of you two when you visited and  that his sister covered in like sparkly filters and it’s c*rny he’ll admit it but he loves it
  • when he’s playing basketball with like seungcheol and mingyu or something he wears a headband to keep his bangs up and you think it’s the cutest thing ever
  • you like specifically ask him to send you selfies wearing the headband and the basketball shorts and he’s like ‘what is with you’ and you’re like ‘vernon. you don’t understand you look CUTE’
  • you sometimes watch their mini games for fun and then run over to hand vernon water and mingyu’ll be like “wehere’s mine?”
  • and before you can even answer vernon is like “you don’t have hands? go get your own.” and seungcheol is like WOW DISSED TO The FACE and you’re like ‘i never knew you had this side’ and vernon shrugs like ,,,,,,,mingyu’s dumb anyway i love you 
  • and he opens his arms up so you can hug him because he never wants to SAY hug me but you just grin and kiss him instead and he’s like !! and you’re like ^^

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  • Me: Eh what is this fandom
  • Me: Looks cool so far on tumblr
  • Me: Let's check out some of the tags
  • Me: Oh, this is a ship?
  • Me:
  • Me: Fanfic library:804 Headcanon Likes:3098 Gallery about to combust and still counting
  • Me: *Also starts to draw fanart*
  • and i still haven't even watched the actual show yet wtf
Mind Fucked pt.5- The Others

By- Whitebird

I blasted the insides of Thomas’s ass like a fire hose of Spunk as he screamed in pleasure, his hole still obviously showing that he is a straight guy by the way it squeezes my dick. I pulled out and turned the shower off, leaving Thomas still heavily breathing while leaning against the modern looking shower wall, his abs bouncing with each breath.

“Damn kid…”

I wiped off my dick and nodded at him, “aye, there’s more where that came from, get your ass together and get down stairs.” I slide on a shirt and pants, underwear in hand and walked down the grand staircase to the back sliding door, leaving Thomas the straight gym rat heathing in heat.

When I got into the back I slowly walked over to the other guys and started to elevate their horniness. At first, they were subtly kneading their crotch, but two minutes in, the fucking pack of gym rats were practically dry humping the table while trying to continue their little poker game. That was my cue. I approached the table and worked my magic.

“Hey, are one of you the owner?”

All three of them turned around. The one sitting in the middle stood up and looked me up and down while grabbing his cock.

“Sorry man, but uh… Aren’t you a kid?”

“High schooler?”

I smiled and shrugged,“ yeah, but I guess you’d be surprised at what I can accomplish. I’m sorry, what are your names?”

In order from right to let the guys chime out,

“Kyle”

“Matt”

“Devin”

I shook all their hands and then smirked,“ so uh, am i intruding on some kind of circle jerk or something?” All three of them all suddenly looked down and realized they were still practically jacking off there cocks with talking to me.

Matt stood up and looked at me straight in the eye,“oh crap sorry man I’m not sure what’s going on, we’re not gay or anything, just-”

“Really horny, no, I get it” I said as I clutched the underwear behind my back and made the jocks even Hornier, so much to the point they started humping the air.

“FUCK MAN WHATS HAPPENING!?”

“DUDE I DONT KNOW MAN!”

“FUCKKKKK”

Suddenly I took my underwear and tossed it right on the table in front of them, and raised my eyebrows at the gorillas, almost challenging them to fight their instincts more then they already are.

Matt was the first to jump. He grabbed them off the table and smelt the pocket where my dick was rolled his eyes into the back of his head, followed by the other guys trying to also get ahold of the underwear.

“Guys, guys… Fuck already…”

Before I could even finish my sentence, the horny men were already nude, Devin over Matt trying to get his lips around Kyle’s cock. Their horniness became so wild they couldn’t even talk, just grunt and moan as they dog piled and fought over one another’s dicks and asses like animals in heat. Suddenly, I pulled down my pants and almost like a beacon, all three of their eyes became fixated on my dick.

And so, my day ends, a groups of three horny jock bros faces buried deep into my crotch, with Thomas’s huge elephant dick jack hammering into my skull. And to think, once i hypnotize my ‘wardens’ into letting me live in this mansion, this will be my life 24/7😏

To be continued…

this ship pisses me off, everyones always like “space is so cool!” no its not, space is bullshit and i hate everything about it, i genuinely just saw the phrase “a black hole with a mass two billion times the mass of the sun” im so pissed off, shut the fuck up, dont patronise me scientists you know i dont know what the fuck that means, my sad little brain cant comprehend the mass of one sun let alone two fucking billion, i cant even count past 10 without getting confused and youre out here talking about the mass of two billion fucking suns, shut the hell up. and dont even get me started about black holes or the expansion of the universe because thats another two seperate rants entierly. oh and apparently theres a planet made of ice except the ice is also on fire??? yeah sure fucking thing, scientists. and this is just the shit i know about. i purposely dont research space because it pisses me off so much, god knows what other fucking bullshit exists out there that ive yet to read a fucking wikipedia article about. i dont think space is real, literally everything about space is so fucking fake, this is just some elaborate fucking practicle joke. two billion times the mass of the sun, fuck you
—  Leonard McCoy 
Oh Father

The works I completed and was going to add them all to my queue have been deleted from my laptop. I dont know what on earth happened, they just poof deleted and I havent even touched anything on my laptop. Like I stepped away from my laptop for a few seconds to get a drink and I come back, my folder is EMPTY. I dont have notes or anything. Oh My Father

anonymous asked:

Nct mlt have a daddy/master kink?

oh my g od,,,,

Most

  1. Hansol (the second you’d say it his eyes would just go dark and he’d smirk and oh my goD)
  2. Yuta (i lowkey see him as more of the ‘master’ type but once you said it he’d have you say it all the time, oh my god. say it in his ear in public and you’ll definitely get a punishing,,,,)
  3. Johnny (imo he is Daddy. like. the definition of it but idk im biased. y’all seen him in that suit tho, h o t d a m n)
  4. Jaehyun (S U G A R D A D D Y M A T E R I A L. that is all.)
  5. Kun (v e r y lowkey like he’d only have u call him daddy in very specific situations)
  6. Taeil (he would honestly love it but when you said it he’d be so flustered poor thing he wouldn’t know what to do or how to respond,,,)
  7. Doyoung (he’d be v similar to taeil except when u said it, he’d just get this adrenaline rush he’d be proud of himself and oh my god he’d teAR YOU UP dont even get me started i)
  8. Winwin (i see him as a master kind of guy but similar to kun, only in very certain situations but oh my god you say it and he just bites his lip and in his deep voice goes, “yes, kitten.”)
  9. Ten (i wouldn’t say he wouldn’t like it at all, but. i don’t see him taking full advantage of it, y’know? he finds it much hotter when you call him by pet names.)
  10. Taeyong (ok this is just me but taeyong is sucH A SUB I JUST CANT SEE IT IM SO SORRY THIS IS COMPLETE PERSONAL BIAS BUT)

Least

i better not have forgotten anyone oh my god

We know Simmons has deep, deeeep daddy issues.
And he projects them on Sarge - No need to explain that.

We also know, that in Season 11 when he switched to the Blues for a Moment, he directly projected those Issues on Washington.
“Or… you could call me son.”  <– he literally says that to him, after a very short time.
(Poor Baby you have some serious issues)

But can I now stress out this:

Between season 5 and 6 for a while [could be a few weeks, months or even a year or something]… It was GRIF who was Simmons Sergeant. His Leader. For who knows how long.

Can we please imgine how wonderful and awkward that must have been?

“Can.. can I call you..”
“Wtf no, dont even start.”
“But..!”

anonymous asked:

i really dont know what to do, monsta x seems so down, even before the comeback and now, without the first win (that seriously was stolen i swear) they seem even more down idk

honestly i’m watching the no exit broadcast rn and i can’t stand it this is painful like the way jooheon started crying oh my god. i feel so bad

anonymous asked:

having a lil child with Hoseok?

hi yes as a hoseok biased girl this was v easy for me and like wow i hope you enjoy we can share hoseok okay im not willing to part

Dad Hoseok

Originally posted by bangtannoonas

  • yo yo yo back at it again with my bias wow we can all marry hoseok i dont think im ready to part with him
  • im kidding
  • this one should be interesting cause bias but im ready to get at it!!
  • hoseok to me is someone who would want kids as soon as he’s married
  • he wouldn’t want to have kids before hand because wow that is a lot of work and he would want to know the person he is having kids with is someone who he will be the spending the rest of his life with and he would just be a very traditional guy?
  • like he would know the dangers of having kids before marriage and how that often ends poorly so he would definitely want to be married first
  • but as soon as you guys tie the knight he’s like hello yes time to have a little jung running around the house what do you say to that
  • “hoseok you’re already like raising one kid i don’t think that i could deal with another one right now”
  • and of course he pouts and gets all whiny and hides his face in a pillow until you agree to wanting to have kids
  • tbh he would probably tell all the boys you two were having a baby but he would never specify when honestly and they would all be hyped because what another baby what is this?? and they’re all ready to throw a baby shower and you’re like “just hold up for a second um im not pregnant”
  • and everyone kinda gives hoseok a look and he’s like “well we’re gonna have a baby soon, right jagiya~?”
  • “i dont know hoseok i would probably prefer to get a dog instead”
  • you’re just teasing him
  • if his partner was willing to have kids as early as he wanted (bcuz obviously the man doesn’t make the ultimate decision, ladies are the ones who have to lug that thing around for nine months) he would probably be the third to have a kid after taehyung and jin
  • he would make the best dad can you imagine hoseok as a dad like that kid is gonna be spoiled rotten
  • and you know that because hoseok spoils you enough as is like your kid is gonna be a brat
  • kidding of course they couldn’t with hoseok as a parent
  • okay but now about the actual pregnancy
  • you realize you’re gonna have a baby pretty early on like you take one of those tests when you get really suspicious and you’re like oh yikES
  • not because you don’t want the baby but because the boys just left for some promoting deal all over in japan or something and they won’t be home for like a month and a half> maybe two? and like you weren’t exactly planning to get pregnant (you wanted to wait until the promo ended so you could have hoseok with you through it all) but hey sometimes things happen
  • a baby is one of thoe things
  • you also desperately want to tell hoseok in person like he was so excited to have a lil baby it wouldn’t do him justice to tell him over skype
  • so you sit there, staring down at the test like what do i do?
  • and so you decide you do what any normal person would do in this situation and you’re just not gonna bring it up until he gets back home
  • you’re not gonna tell anyone actually (like nance smh)
  • you’re gonna keep it on the down low because if you tell someone, they might let it slip to hoseok and that is the last thing you need
  • you’re gonna tough it out
  • you’re literally gonna tough it out because morning sickness has wrecked you
  • and time differences so like the only time hoseok can talk to you is like after things go down with promoting so usually late at night for him
  • and for my time at least twenty two there is like nine here so for the sake of this let’s say when he does get to skype you and call you it’s kinda early in the morning
  • and you’re sitting there in your computer chair, and on the floor next to you is a huge ass bowl just in case
  • you’re seriously doing everything your power not to tell him every time you two Skype because you want to tell him so badly but you know it’ll be so much better if you wait to tell him in person
  • so you keep a giant pillow up against your chest that you snuggle up so he can’t see anything (not like anything would be there yet but just in case) and you’re holding your tea (the one thing that doesn’t make you queasy) and you’re smiling for hoseok but he can tell something is off
  • you’ve been holding in this huge secret and that’s never healthy and it’s taking a toll on you like hoseok can tell you’re stressed
  • your hair is mess and there are dark bags under your eyes and your cheeks look sunken and pale but whenever he brings it up you say something like “oh it’s work, really”
  • but he doesn’t believe it at all
  • and the other boys can see because he’s been eating less and all he does is stare down at his phone and he’s really not doing good
  • namjoon is the one who finally calls you
  • and he asks if you’re doing okay and you give him the same spiel you give hoseok about being stressed about work or whatever and namjoon doesn’t buy it
  • and he has a heart to heart with you like namjoon would be amazing at those kind of talks don’t you think
  • “look I know you’re not telling us the truth. you may think you’re doing it for the best but isn’t it a little selfish? letting hoseok stress and worry about you but not letting him in on what’s wrong? doesn’t that seem selfish on your part? I think you need to talk to him… you guys are married after all”
  • and namjoon really puts it into perspective for you like he’s right you are being selfish
  • hoseok does nothing but love you and care for you and put you first and you thought you were doing what was right but it’s worse that you’ve caused him to panic over you
  • and so you decide to call him the next morning right away
  • but first you go to the store…
  • okay okay so you wake up the next morning right and you fix yourself up a bit
  • and you head downstairs to the computer and you turn on Skype and hoseok is already calling you
  • “jagiya morning how are you my love are you feeling better? are you feeling okay? are you eating enough? are you sleep-”
  • “hoseok”
  • “are you making sure that you take care of yourself? namjoon said he called you last night, he said you seemed to be doing better is that true?”
  • “hoseok, namjoon helped me realize that I need to tell you something”
  • and he freezes
  • he’s bare faced and beautiful right now just letting you know
  • but he looks so scared and you shake your head and you quickly grab something that was right down near your feet and it’s a little uncomfortable but whatever
  • okay but you’re now holding a pair of baby shoes and they’re probably heelys throwback and you’re smiling so softly
  • “hoseok we’re having a baby”
  • and he’s silent and that worried you because maybe he actually isn’t ready maybe he isn’t prepared to be a dad what if you messed this up
  • but then he screams okay scratch that he shrieks and he starts jumping up and down and he’s spinning in circles and yelling and yoongi busts down the door and comes running in because he thinks hoseok got hurt or something
  • and hoseok just runs over to yoongi and tackles him to the ground and you hear a thump but you can’t see him cause he moved out of the frame oops and yoongi starts cursing and hoseok is still screaming
  • “YOONGI HYUNG IM HAVING A SMALL BEAN BABY DO YOU WANT ME TO NAME HIM AFTER YOU”
  • you still can’t see anything cause hoseok is a mess
  • but you hear him crying now and yoongi is congratulating him and by now all the other boys have run into the room and they’re all flooding the camera and asking you for how long and when’s the due date and all these questions and you’re tearing up cause you can’t believe you didn’t tell him sooner
  • when he’s off the ground hoseok shoves everyone away oops and tells you to get your belly up to the camera so he can kiss the baby and say hi he’s so cute god ily hoseok
  • every morning he starts the video call by saying hello to the baby and then asking how you’re feeling and he’s so cute
  • he does a cute voice when talking to the baby “like hello lil munchkin it’s me your pops how you doing in there is it comfy”
  • okay but when they do come home you go to pick him up from the airport and by this point you’re like three months pregnant?? about?? all I know about pregnancy is based off nance tbh but you have like a minimal bump it’s like not even there honestly but
  • and he gets off the plane and he walks in to the gate and and look who’s there it’s you and he shoves jin and namjoon out of the way and he sprints over to you and he picks you up and spins you around in his arms and kisses your face all over and then gets on his knee and kisses your bump all over and starts rambling to the baby “hi it’s me its me, your dad I can’t believe I’m finally meeting you”
  • okay but hoseok doesn’t let you do anything while you’re pregnant
  • you’re reaching for a cup to get some water and he bolts up from across the room and gets it for you instead
  • “jagiya don’t you dare strain yourself that’s how you get hurt!!”
  • “hoseok it’s a cup…?”
  • you try to get up in the middle of the night cause pregnant ladies always need to pee oh my god and hoseok jerks awake and he physically carries you to the bathroom so you don’t strain yourself
  • he has a list of baby names on the fridge already and he adds a new one every single day
  • except you start to notice that there are only boy names up in this camp and you kinda?? “we aren’t gonna find out the gender.. you remember that conversation right hoseok darling??”
  • “please honey i know this is gonna be a boy baby okay”
  • “how you know this??”
  • “well because when-”
  • you just give him a look like please hoseok i dont even wanna hear what obscure theory you have about childbirth cause i bet theyre all lies yoongi has been feeding you
  • yoongi is really invested in this baby cause hoseok was his lil babe he needed to protect and he low key needs to make sure everything is okay
  • he is the most supportive of hoseok like sometimes hobi will come to him in tears cause he’s worried that he won’t be a good father or something ?? and he gets so stressed and yoongi tells him that he will be the best dad in the world and that this kid is gonna have the best family in the world and it’s really super touching
  • anyway
  • hoseok goes overboard with buying things for the nursery and everything!! you guys paint it a light green okay and it has this cute jungle theme and you have lots of animal plushies and this little wallpaper border that goes around the wall and a rocking chair and he sits in it all the time “soon i’ll be sitting here with our baby”
  • he buys the cutest clothes for the baby too oh my god and all of them say daddy’s prince or daddy’s boy and you’re like hoseok this could be a small girl and he’s still shoving the cart with daddy’s number one onesies
  • his sister sends you two lots of baby clothes too!! and bunch of never before seen pics of baby hobi to inspire you
  • you guys keep all your baby pics around cause when your baby is born you wanna compare the child to you two as small lil kids
  • probably goes up to random strangers like “hi my wife is pregnant doesn’t she look so amazing though wow when the baby is born i can send you some pics!!”
  • “um that’s wonderful sir but would you like to pay cash or credit”
  • every single night he calls his parents to update them on the baby and let them know that everything is going smoothly
  • he also asks his dad for advice cause i think hoseok is someone who internalizes his problems and always expects himself to be perfect so he’s a little stressed about not doing something right so he needs all the advice he can get
  • practices dad things with tae and jin’s babies but mostly tae’s cause he’s a bit older and jin doesn’t like people going near his little girl
  • like he holds the baby and he squeals every time he gets the little thing to laugh or smile and you look on fondly cause he’s going to be the most perfect dad in the world
  • he always has his hands on the bay bump like you guys are sitting and watching psych?? well he just keeps a hand on the belly and traces hearts and smiles and i love you and it tickles a lot and you end up giggling
  • that’s when the first kick happens tbh
  • like you two are chilling and watching your movie and he traces down the name he really likes for the baby like his most favorite name he’s been pestering you about for ages now and he finishes the last letter and the baby kicks really hard and you two freeze then stare at each other
  • he screams and you scream and you both start to tear up a bit and he’s hugging you super tight and he kisses your face all over
  • whenever you guys go to the doctors he’s a little stressed “um is my baby healthy are they gonna be here soon and by they i mean he cause i know my own child’s gender trust me”
  • and the nurses think it’s so funny cause like obvious first time parents right here
  • but your baby is super healthy and when hoseok sees the little picture thing for the first time he full out weeps like not tearing up nope he’s sobbing and he squeezes your hand because that’s his baby?? and they’re so healthy and perfect?? and it’s actually happening, he’s actually going to be a father??
  • okay but he takes the time out of his day to sit down and he has one hand on your belly and the other is holding a large book of fairy tales and he reads to your lil baby every single night cause he loves reading and he wants his baby to have that seem love and he wants to let the baby hear his voice as much as possible
  • the baby likes to kick when he reads so he does it a lot more
  • decides that the baby will be dancing the day they take their first steps and he has all these baby dance shoes ready for the moment it happens even though you’re like “that’s gonna take a few months there buddy”
  • he loves to make some songs for the baby not like hardcore songs but like just more like nursery rhyme type things and he’ll sing them at the top of his lungs all the days long
  • you guys don’t have a gender reveal party cause you didn’t want to find out anyhow but yoongi does organize something for you two
  • except it’s him and namjoon and chim cause the others are busy with babies or their own upcoming pregnancies oops
  • they send gifts though
  • and you can tell hoseok is upset he plays it off though all casual like he doesn’t seek to care at all but you know he’s upset
  • like he eats his cake all glum and yoongi and namjoon are exchanging looks and they seem rather worried and you’re rubbing his back and he doesn’t wanna seem ungrateful especially cause yoongi even baked the cake by himself!!
  • and you’re opening presents and it’s super cute and fun and hoseok begins to cheer up but then the doorbell rings
  • hoseok gets up to open it cause you’re too swollen for this crap
  • there’s all the boys and they’re smiling wide and giggling and they step aside and there is hoseok’s family
  • they went to the airport to pick them up surprise!!
  • and it’s lots of hugging and crying and more hugging and it’s so cute and they’re sicheng precious and cute and they’re all gaping at your belly cause wow you’re so big you’re gonna burst
  • you guys play all these fun baby shower games and yoongi and namjoon end up winning all of them tbqh
  • and you guys make the spare room all ready and they’re gonna stay for a few months to help with the baby cause they know he’s more than worried about everything and like in Asian cultures grandparents do a lot with the kids !! they’re really super involved and his parents wanted to be there
  • they’re the one who end up taking you to the hospital surprise!!
  • it’s probably a week before your due date and you’re cooking dinner and hoseok’s parents are helping you out by setting the table and stuff and you guys are talking about the baby how cute
  • hoseok said he would be home late; they’re learning a new dance routine and some of the boys are having a really hard time so they’re staying longer to make sure they get it down
  • you don’t live close to the studio nope he wanted somewhere far from work cause he didn’t wanna be a workaholic okay
  • anyway you’re stirring the noodles and all of the sudden you kinda “um I think my water broke??”
  • and his mother rushes over and she’s like yup yup I know this I’ve had kids we need to get you to the hospital right now
  • she sits in the back of the car with you while hoseok’s dad drives and his mom is asking you about contractions and whatever happens when people go into labor
  • and she’s squeezing your hand and giving you a pep talk meanwhile she has hoseok on the phone and while you’re pretty calm he’s screaming and you can hear him even though the phone is nowhere near your ear
  • the hospital is probably equal distance from your house and the studio so hoseok promises that he’ll be there for you no doubt about it
  • when you get there, there’s hoseok standing outside the doors, the other boys flanking him
  • he runs to your side and he ushers you inside and behold it begins
  • he is actually really super calm like he holds your hand and talks to you he tries to distract you from your pain by talking to you and keeping up a conversation but when that doesn’t work he’s calming you and inspiring you and reminding you it’s okay
  • and after everything you hear the cry and they’re like ahh the baby is finally here and hoseok breaks down in tears and he’s smiling so brightly and laughing too but he’s crying too ahh it’s so sweet
  • and they wash the baby off and then they hand them over to hoseok
  • “congrats on your baby boy”
  • and he’s crying and he’s whispering sweet nothings to your son and he’s kissing his baby head and oh
  • you hold him too and then they take him to wherever they take babies
  • and all the boys and his parents are there and they’re all pointing and cooing and tae can’t wait to introduce him to his son and oh my god I love babies so much
  • okay the baby has his nose and his cute lil ears and a mix of your eyes and your face ship and lips and he’s a tan lil thing kinda tiny too
  • at home hoseok does not let either of you leave his sight ever
  • he’s always the one who wakes up first when your son does so much as yawns he’s up and ready to help
  • always dancing with the baby on his hip once he’s old enough obv
  • takes him to all their practices when he’s old enough and your son always coos and claps at hoseok
  • takes his first steps in the studio cause hoseok is dancing and not paying attention to him and he gets up and stumbles toward him and you’re crying and hoseok is crying and yikes
  • he always reads to his son always he sits him on his lap and holds the book in front of the both of them so he can see the pictures okay
  • and he does different voices for different characters
  • your baby boy cries if he’s separated from hoseok for too long
  • he’s like the most angelic baby save that one fact
  • hoseok loves to help with bath time cause he’ll make a bubble beard and pretend to be Santa or something and your little boy just squeals
  • he loves tae’s little boy he’s always playing with him and they’re brothers from the beginning oh my god can you imagine
  • anyway hoseok will be the best father im convinced part two will be coming to talk about the other jung kiddos
Captain Canary Prompt: “I love you! Is that enough of an insult for you?!”

CC prompt from anon: “Okay then Mister “I-have-an-insult-for-everything”, how are you going to insult me this time?” “I love you! Is that enough of an insult for you?!”

Thanks for the prompt!

I don’t own Legends of Tomorrow, nor its characters.

*Situated after 1x07 Marooned

—————-

Snart is mad at himself for leaving Mick. Mad at himself for choosing the team over his partner. What’s with this team, anyway? What made him say no to his partner and made him decide to save some bunch of people he doesn’t know?

He channelled this self-hatred to the team. Snart always seemed crankier and angrier than before. Little mistakes make him tick. He’d blow off on everybody.

To Ray, obviously.

“Stop trying to get me to become like you, Ray. I’d rather be a criminal than to be a sappy billionaire”.

To Jax.

“Dont talk to me like you know me, kid. One more time I hear you say any comment about my life, you’re gonna wish you had juvie training.”

To their captain.

“Rip, get your head out of your ass and start becoming a proper captain now and don’t just push buttons and tell your AI what to do.”

Even to Kendra.

“Oh yes Kendra, take your time. You have a thousand years to kill Savage. Just take your time while we die because of your incapacity to do the ONE thing you’re assigned to do.”

And hell, even Professor Stein.

“Oh shut up Stein. Stop pretending that you’re better than the rest of us. You know that anyone here can take you down without throwing much effort.”

Stein was the last straw.

Before he knew it, Sara slapped him. Hard.

“What the hell is wrong with you, Snart?! Your guilt is written all over your face and we understand that. You killed Mick and you needed to do that to protect the team and our families back in 2016. But don’t ever try to make us the receiving end of your frustration.”

Snart half-grunted and half-screamed as his response to the awful truth that Sara just threw at him.

Maybe leaving Mick was the best decision but he made another one prior to that. He would’ve chosen his partner over this goddamn team but he didn’t.

Her voice brought him back to reality.  “Okay then Mister ‘I-have-an-insult-for-everything’, how are you going to insult me this time? Huh? How? Throw it at me!

“I love you! Is that enough of an insult for you?!” This statement shocked everybody.

Leonard continued.

“I chose the team instead of Mick because you’re here! You want an insult? There you go! A wanted criminal—a thief—a killer, is in love with you. Of all the people who could see who you are and love you, it was me who did so. If it wasn’t for my feelings for you, I wouldn’t have done that to Mick. I would’ve chosen him but he hurt you. He hit you with his gun and I saw red. I chose you. That’s the best insult I could give you.”

Sara stormed off because of what she heard. Nobody was expecting that.

He immediately apologized to all of them. For what he said. For how he acted. For his outburst.

Then he went directly to his room and ordered Gideon to never let anyone in until tomorrow morning.

 

The following day, there came a knock on his door.

He opened it.

It was Sara. Before he could even say anything, she placed her finger on his lips, stopping him from talking.

“To be loved by a reforming criminal who didn’t kill his partner, yes, I know you didn’t. By a good brother. A protective friend. That isn’t an insult. It’s a privilege.”

She kissed the shocked crook.

miss--kiwi  asked:

i remember a conversation about Elsa's design being overly sexualised and it made me remember something, people screech that her boobs bouncing in that hip sway sexy walk scene is a great part of the animation and amazing realism and detail when i'm pretty sure boobs dont work that way. i know for a fact whenever i walk (and i have a very hip accenting walk ugh) my boobs don't bounce. it's kind of gross when you think about it.

Oh, don’t even get me started on that motherfucking dress.

I hate everything about Elsa’s dress.

I hate the fucking colors. Who the hell pairs turquoise with aqua? What were they smoking to think that those colors went together? It’s the gaudiest, clashiest, most cheap-barbie-knockoff dress I’ve ever seen in my life. Definitely not something I expect to see on a fucking Disney princess.

I hate the stupid slip up the side. Was that really necessary? I’ve never seen a Disney princess dress go so OOC (out-of-century) before. And the glitter. The GLITTER. SO MUCH SHINY GLITTER. I know it’s supposed to be ice and not glitter, but after the glitter explosion Disney has unleashed on the entire princess lineup, I just can’t think of it as anything else.

And yeah, the boob jiggling doesn’t make any fucking sense.

I mean maybe it’s just me, but the material of this corset-thing doesn’t look soft enough to allow for boob jiggling. It looks like a form-fitting corset, not a soft, pliable fabric. You can’t texturize a fabric to look hard and durable, but then turn around and alter the physics to give it the pliability of soft fabric. imo, that’s a total mindfuck.

Elsa’s dress is filled with contradictions; not just in the material itself, but also in that it just never seems to truly belong on Elsa. The personality we see from Elsa throughout the entire movie (aside from “Let It Go”, where her personality does a complete 360) doesn’t match the personality of this dress. At all. As someone who is actually a fan of Elsa, I will maintain that assertion until the day I die.

What pisses me off even more about this dress is that the fan-made redesigns look a million times better than the one supposedly designed by Disney’s best and brightest.

Artist’s description: “Unpopular opinion time, I don’t really care for Elsa’s dress. Don’t get me wrong, it’s beautiful (and easily marketable), but it’s like a modern prom dress and just… throws my suspension of disbelief for the film.

Artist’s description: “Oh, Elsa. What are we going to do with you. Frozen is purportedly set in the 1830’s-40’s, but I’ve been obsessed with finding a style that could marry her coronation gown with her ice gown more seamlessly; the open robes you see during the Regency era, including those being worn by Scandinavian royalty at the time, seemed a particularly apt analog for her…weird underarm-cape. Thing.

Just…fuck the dress they put her in. I hate it. Elsa deserved better. The whole damn movie deserved better. /rant

Friendly Fire (pt. 1)

part two

Bucky x Reader

Summary: You were tired and your hair was a mess. All you were doing was putting your hair up, but the hair tie had other plans. Now you’re in this little war with Bucky. Who will win, who will lose?

Words: 824 it wasnt supposed to be this long sorry

Warnings: None?

Notes: god damn it i thought of this idea TWO WEEKS ago, and i kept saying ill write it tomorrow. its 1:53 am right now, and this isn’t what i meant by tomorrow but here i am writing. i dont know if i can consider it a drabble because i feel like its a bit long, but oh well. i may or may not continue writing this, depending how well it does. enjoy
update: because it did so well im continuing this cute drabble series! thanks ~


There are 24 hours in a day. Only a small fraction of those hours were spent sleeping, and you for one, didn’t do much of that. Still, you weren’t one to sleep in, regardless of how many hours of sleep you had. Every morning, you were up at 6:30 on the dot. It had become a ritual to be up before everyone else, so you could make coffee the way you liked it (Steve made it too strong or too weak. There was no in between) and no one ever complained.

This particular day, you slept in.

You had a mission yesterday, and this one was definitely not kind to you. Word came in about a hydra meeting taking place, so Steve organized a group consisting of him, you, Sam and Natasha.


At first everyone was worried; it was 1:26 pm, and still no sign of you.

“Hey, uh, F.R.I.D.A.Y?” Tony called out. He was walking back and forth in the kitchen, arms crossed and wrinkles forming on his forehead.

“Yes, boss?” the irish A.I. replied nonchalantly.

“Whats the status on Y/N? She still alive in there?” he asked back.

Bucky shook his head in disapproval. “That’s not funny Stark, Steve said she took a hard hit yesterday and needs as much rest as sh-” F.R.I.D.A.Y interrupted Bucky, 

“She’s heading out of her room right now, sir.”

Everyone froze and looked towards the hallway that your room was in. Your shadowed entered the room first, but slowly and surely, you came along as well. Steve quickly stood up and approached you cautiously.

“How ya feeling? We were all kind of worried when we didn’t smell coffee this morning” he joked.

You rubbed your eyes for a good moment before looking up at him. You could see he was trying to be playful with the coffee remark, but his eyes spoke a different story. You reached out and patted him on his upper left pect and chuckled.

“I’ve felt better, but I’ll be alright. Thanks for asking” you mumbled back, “What’s that smell? Did you make the coffee again?”

Natasha got up from the kitchen high stool, walking over to you with a mug of what you assumed was coffee.

“Actually, I made it this time. I wasn’t sure which roast you used, so I kind of just mixed some until it smelled like yours” she said, offering you the mug.

Without hesitation, you reached out and took it. Carefully lifting it to your nose, you took a deep whiff and furrowed your brows.

“It smells like you mixed the Hawaiian Kona with Tony’s favourite French Dark Roast? There’s even a hint of something else, but I’m going to assume you added… Lion Coffee?”

“W-wow. That’s exactly what I put! Damn Y/N, if I hadn’t known almost everything about you, I would assume you were a coffee connoisseur.”

“Oh please” you giggled out, “I’ve been making the coffee for over a year now. I think I know my stuff.”

You walked over to the couch, joining Sam and Bucky who were watching the t.v. Both of them acknowledged you, giving you a smile and nod. Bucky looked particularly happy to see you, scooting over more towards you.

“How’d you sleep, doll?”

“Like a princess”

You rolled your eyes in a friendly manner, making him chuckle.

“Hey, any chance you have a hair tie I can use?” you asked him. Your hair was everywhere, pointing out in every possible way.

“Actually, today is your lucky day because I, in fact, do” he replied, taking the tie off his wrist and handing it to you.

Thanking him, you put the mug on the coffee table and took the hair tie. As you collected your tangled mess into a somewhat decent ponytail, you maneuvered the hair tie around your fingers to get it in the right position.

Just as you were about to wrap around, the hair tie came off your thumb and slingshotted directly at Bucky’s face, hitting his cheekbone.

He let out a small yelp out of pure surprise, and turned his face around to see what hit him. Sam leaned forward, letting out a contagious cackle causing everyone else to let out a laugh.

“Was that you?! Did the world’s deadliest assassin just yelp like a little puppy?”

You gave Sam a dirty look, and moved your gaze to Bucky.

“Oh my god, Buck, I am so sorry. Are you okay? I swe-”

“I’m fine! I’m fine Y/N. It was just a hair tie, no harm done. I don’t even have a mark”

You studied his facial expression and let out a laugh. Bucky’s expression soften a bit as the ends of his lips lifted into a smile. After wiping a nonexistent tear, you looked back at Bucky and his playful smile turned into a devious smirk.

“What was that?” you questioned him, raising an eyebrow.

“Sweets, you don’t know what you just started.”


thoughts? complaints? constructive criticism?
i dont know who to tag, so im tagging some of my favourite writers and hope i dont bug them 
tagged: @winchester-with-wings @writingbarnes @just-call-me-mrs-captain @rayswritingcorner @bovaria @matthewmurrdock @fallen-stark @rogers-girl

its slow at first but its 3:45 am and all im thinking about it coffee so i couldnt help myself. please let me know if i mispelled or typo please because i cant see correctly rn sorry

Phan fluff: Nail polish

Dan and Phil are looking through their bag full of meet and greet gifts from tatinof, inside there are things like sweets and letters. Phil finds a drawing of him and Dan ‘Wow, Dan look at this’
‘Our fans are so amazing at art this literally looks real’ Dan picks up a photo ‘Aw phil you look cute here’ Phil blushes. ‘Hey look nail Polish!’ he exclaims 'Omg we should paint our nails!’

Later that evening Dan and phil are sat on Phil’s bed in their pajamas 'So what colour do you want Dan?’
'Obviously black you spork, what about you?’
'I don’t know, I’m thinking blue’

Dan looks over at phil after finishing his first hand 'How you doing th… Oh my god phil it’s everywhere, let me do it’ he giggles, Phil turns to face Dan. 'How can the hell did you manage to get it on your face!’ Dan says as they both burst out laughing
'I dont know’
'Your such a dork’ Dan leans in closer to phil
'you know you love me’ as Phil starts to kiss Dan the entire world seems to slow down. Dan kisses him back gently, there is nothing more important to them than this moment. Dan pulls away gazing into Phil’s eyes for a moment 'Now then, lets finish the mess that you started’

Marks (Soulmate!5SOS) (PART 1)

PART ONE OF MARKS REQUEST FOR PART TWO :-)

In this world, you get certain marks on your wrist when you find your passion. This passion of yours matches with ONE person. Anyone can have the same passion, you are only destined to be with ONE person. There are only two of each mark. There’s no polygamy here. (LOL IM SORRY THAT CAME OUT SO BAD)

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“Look what we have here.”-He said, entering the dark room.
Opening the curtains and letting the last  lights of the day enter the room, he approach the little figure fighting the currents that held her body against the wood.
“Twenty years sailing the oceans and it still surprises me…. What are you doing so far from the earth, cute thing?”
“Don’t you dare call me cute again.”- The Bunny said, her voice almost cracking while she forced herself not to care about the hat pending from his tail
“Oh, so she speaks. Never thought you’d have enough courage to, Carrots.”
“My name is not Carrots. Is Judy.”
He grinned, kneeling and putting his finger under her chin and lifting her head.
“Let’s see if I got this right. Little bunny with big dreams and patriotic as hell decided to serve her loved queen. But, Oh no, women can’t join the marines! What a shame. But hey, she still can be a corsair! Sailing around, protecting the country…. kicking predators butts for the queen. She’s so brave and loyal, isn't  She?”
At this point, the prey that bravely held his look the whole time tried to look away. He passed his claw through her fur scratched her skin, feeling her heartbeats getting faster and faster while he forced her eyes to met his.
“But them, it’s not even a month and her shipp is attacked by pirates! They take down the shipp, surrender the tripulation and the precious hard-working bunny servant got kidnapped. And now, she is a prisoner in the captain’s cabin, and the captain is nothing but a big bad fox. And now, she is listening to him, trying hard to not show any emotions but is betrayed by her giant violet eyes, showing all the fear she held inside.”-He let go of her with no more words, leaving the bunny that slowly slides to the ground.
“How…. How can you….”
He get up, clening his knees.
“I’m a Fox, dear. I can see in the dark and, besides, you bunnies are so emotional….”
The fox starded to walk towards the door, but one last question held him back to the bunny.
“Why?”
“Why what, Carrots?”
“From all the other mammals on the shipp…. Why me?”
“Because you, bunny, need to learn a lesson. One I’m going to teach you as soon as I finish my dinner, and when I finish It, you’re going to beg me to drop your body in whatever land we find so you can drag your fuzzy-wuzzy little tail back to your farm.”
She was speechless now, and he didn’t even needed his night vision to tell so. And, before she started talking again, he leaved, speaking for ine last time before closing th door.
“Oh, and by the way, My name is Nick. Captain Nick.”