Saw this on the Facebook of a former neighbor whose 10+ children somehow all are Calvin and Hobbes incarnate
“Last night (oldest son) and (oldest daughter) were asking me about dress codes at school and asking why they would need such a thing. I told them that a lot of kids make bad decisions about what to wear.
(Oldest son) confidently responds , "yeah, like plaids with stripes”.
Yes, my 13 year old son, that’s exactly why dress codes exist.“