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Saw this on the Facebook of a former neighbor whose 10+ children somehow all are Calvin and Hobbes incarnate

“Last night (oldest son) and (oldest daughter) were asking me about dress codes at school and asking why they would need such a thing. I told them that a lot of kids make bad decisions about what to wear.
(Oldest son) confidently responds , "yeah, like plaids with stripes”.

Yes, my 13 year old son, that’s exactly why dress codes exist.“

You said share stories, as a teacher you may enjoy this one. (It wouldn’t exactly fit in a 250 character ask.) At the time this happened I was a college student and my younger sibling a Senior in high school. My parents were busy and asked me to pick them up from school. Thinking I would do everything that would have totally embarrassed me in high school (which was my old high school too) I rolled the windows down, blared the dorkiest music I could, and laid it on the horn. When I pulled up I unknowingly pulled up next to a bee infested bush. Immediately five bees flew into the car. I freaked out. I’m not proud of it, but I did. I opened every car door and peeled out. Then I proceeded to drive like a madman through the parking lot until I could stop and get them all to vacate my vehicle. Preferably with no bloodshed. (The bees or my own.) I really did look like a crazy person. I tried using pop to lure them out of the car. It eventually broke down into me trying to cut a deal with them and verbally begging them to leave. Needless to say, I did in fact embarrass my sibling…and myself.
During my own time in high school, well, suffice it to say having my dorky, older brother pick me up wouldn’t have been enough to embarrass me completely. I’d had my dog jump out the window of the family car and run into the school and through the hallways before. That was the least of it!

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“Where did you even come from, Jean?”

Don’t you know you never play the flower game with even number petals GOSH MARCO I just spend the entire night reading Oblivion by SouthSpinner and I NEEDED THIS OKAY //SOBS

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floam! ⭐️

Come on Cas, it’s just prom, not the end of the world

This is my second amazing commission from linneart, it’s the last one for now but definitely looking forward to working with her again if I ever need another commission ;)

It’s the same idea as my first one, this time it’s them from ‘Free to Be You and Me’, which is season five where they were actually dealing with the end of the world. Get it? Anyways, the only thing world ending in that high school is probably not getting a date for prom. I am so happy that I got my two perfect and amazing commissions from such a talented artist and cool person. Thanks!