that one scene in every straight movie that basically goes 

straightie named chad: ok im gonna show you something, its called walking across the street, take my hand
straightie named abigail: oh my god chad nooooo! thats so scary
chad: abigail. do you trust me?
abigail: [meaningful sigh] ………..Yes.
chad: okay. take my hand.
abigail, after having crossed the street: oh my god chad that was amazing!!!! 
chad: i cant believe you did that!
abigail: we did that. thank you, chad

“I think you need to taste this for me,” the monarch said. They shoved the exquisite cake in their guard’s direction.

Their guard blinked. “Um.” 

“What, you’d rather your monarch be poisoned?”

Of course not. The guard hesitantly took a mouthful, only to practically melt in satisfaction. “Oh my god.” It was amazing. They caught themselves. “I - er - I think it’s fine.” 

“You should try a sip of the wine too,” the monarch said. “Just to be safe. Sit, sit.” 

It took the guard slightly too long to realize that it was practically a date, with the monarch feeding them delicacies off their plate. 


New Friends and Foes + Steven Universe: Wanted

compliment sentence starters.

’ you always know how to find that silver lining. ’
’ has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are? ’
’ you have the whitest teeth! you’ve got a hollywood smile! ’
’ you have the most beautiful eyes i’ve seen before. ’
’ i love your hair so much, it’s so pretty. ’
’ you have the best laugh in the universe. ’
’ you always dress so fabulous! you’ve got so much style! ’
’ you’re the best at anything and everything you do. ’
’ you are the smartest person i know! ’
’ sometimes i wonder why you’re my friend. ’
’ you’re the best friend anyone could ever ask for. ’
’ you always seem to have a solution for any problem. ’
’ you are the most attractive person i’ve had as a friend. ’
’ anything looks good on you! you’re perfect! ’
’ you always make the days a little brighter for people. ’
’ you’re like, really loved and adored, despite what you think. ’
’ anyone would be lucky to have you as a girl/boyfriend. ’
’ you’re going to make the best parent one day. ’
’ one day, you’re going to make someone so happy. ’
’ ever since i met you, i’d been the happiest i’ve ever been. ’
’ you are the perfect role model. ’
’ you deserve an award or something, you’re that great. ’
’ you did so good on that art work the other day! ’
’ that speech was phenomenal, left me speechless. ’
’ you’ve got an amazing face and i just want to stare at it all. ’
’ i could stare at you all day and never get tired. ’
’ you are the better looking out of the two of us. ’
’ you’re the smarter one out of the two of us. ’
’ you always smell so good. what perfume is that? ’
’ i’ll only get a make over, if you’re the one who does it. ’
’ i’d trust you with my life any day. ’
’ you have the biggest heart out of everyone i’ve ever met. ’
’ you are just the sweetest person ever. ’
’ you are so creative! i could never be that original. ’
’ your ideas are so beautiful and original, i love them. ’
’ you really do make a fantastic meal, the best i’ve ever had. ’
’ this is so delicious, oh my god, you’re amazing. ’
’ you do not need make up to look beautiful, you were blessed. ’
’ why does everything you buy fit you so well? ugh. ’
’ you give me so much inspiration. ’
’ you inspire me so much, i’ve always looked up to you. ’

Ok so red velvet is that™ gg and no one can tell me otherwise… they have one of the better discographies of kpop ggs… they constantly deliver great vocals while giving us high energy choreo… also they are able to pull of an array of different concepts and sounds… they are so talented and sweet and deserve all the praise…anyway stream red flavor and all the songs on red summer

BTS Reaction | Making them cum

Anon request: Okay, first of all, I just adore your writing 🖤 second of all, could you write one where they’re grinding on their gf or whatever and she makes them cum in their pants? (sorry if my English is bad haha)

A/N: Thank you!

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@theteamplayers submitted:

We made an acoustic guitar cover of History Maker from Yuri on Ice! 

((oh my god????? this is amazing and really relaxing. This deserves way more views honestly?! here’s a little guitar yuuri as thanks))

  • Kara Danvers: This Halloween I am looking for a costume that will really impress Lena. Can you help me Maggie?
  • Maggie Sawyer: Sure thing little Danvers. The answer is obvious. It's Halloween. The one night of the year when you can really show the goods without anybody getting on your case about it
  • Kara Danvers: Meaning...?
  • Maggie Sawyer: Go full slut. Impress the girl
  • Kara Danvers: Well she did mentioned that she was really into them when she was a teen. I guess it makes sense
  • [One Day later]
  • Maggie Sawyer: ...what the...are you...I said SLUT Kara SLUT not SLUG
  • Kara Danvers: But I spent all night working on it!
  • Maggie Sawyer: Just no Kara. No. I think I have some emergency clothes that I....
  • Lena Luthor: Kara!? Oh my god are you a Limax flavus!? Amazing. You even got the tentacles right. This is gorgeous!
  • Kara Danvers: Thank you Lena :) I really put a lot of effort in it!
  • Maggie Sawyer: .....wtf?

anonymous asked:

Rhys' orgasm was apparently so strong that his scream created an avalanche, therefore probably burying countless animals in the snow and letting any enemy within a 1000m radius know his location. He also releases the damper on his magic, which, if I remember, would let his enemies track his location, too. Tactical Edgelord of the Year, folks!


((same anon from earlier))

If people had theme songs, hers would be an intelligible whisper. She was so… Unbelievably boring, and amazingly idiotic. Easily forgotten or unheard, and amazingly small and frail. She had learned to live with this fact in mind, adopting the cynical idea that it didn’t matter anyway. Nothing did when it all came down to it.

But then David writes a song about her. And… She loves it. How can she live up to what David thinks of her? How can David even begin to strum out the beauty of her smile, or the warmth he gets in his chest when she giggles?

Little do they know, they’ve both fallen for each other, over a cheery song David made for his best friend.

anonymous asked:

hello ! if it isn't too much trouble, could you compile a list of your absolute top 5 fics ? (that you've read so far) thank you !!!

Hey, friend! Thanks so much for this request! Disclaimer: THIS WAS SO HARD TO DO BECAUSE I LOVE SO MANY FICS! But if I have to narrow it down to just *gasps* 5 fics, then here they are! These aren’t in any particular order!

Originally posted by sairenji

My Top 5 Victuuri Fics (So far!)

Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches by Reiya, 147k (WIP)
Rivals AU where Yuuri’s main goal, ever since he was a child, is to beat Victor and win the GPF. SO MUCH ANGST (like, so much) and deliciously hot, hot, hot! You might die from reading this… it’s that good. This is SO GOOD! Seriously, it’s better than most published novels I’ve read!!! I AM 1000000% TOO OBSESSED BUT I DON’T EVEN CARE IT’S SO AMAZINGSFLA

ebony & ivory by wbtrashking (fan_nerd), Explicit, 20k
A little longer than your average one shot, but OH MY GOD THIS FIC IS AMAZING. Yuuri, a pianist, moves into a new apartment complex to play with the ASO. Not long after he starts practicing, he starts getting requests from his mysterious upstairs neighbour. THIS FIC CLEARED MY SKIN AND SAVED MY SOUL IT’S SO SO AMAZING

The Fundamentals of Caring by braveten, Explicit, 20k
One of my favourite hurt/comfort fics! Yuuri comes down with a nasty cold and Victor tries to take care of him the best that he can. Full of hilariously delusional Yuuri, caring Victor, and ALL THE FLUFF! So cute, definitely recommend! LOOOOOVE!!!

Amateur or Expert? by Watermelonsmellinfellon, Teen, 1.9k
AU where Yuuri is a ice skating instructor and Victor is thirsty for him and will do whatever it takes for Yuuri to get to know him. Even if that means pretending to not know how to skate at all, even though he’s a five-time world champion. VERY cute, lots of fluff, and Victor is hilarious in this. I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING!

all the world’s a stage by braveten, Explicit, 112k
AU where Victor is the the most famous actor in Hollywood and Yuuri is a silver medalist at this year’s GPF… and also has a huge crush on Victor. Yuuri auditions to become his skating coach for a movie with the help of Pitchit and cuteness ensues. Fun, great writing, good plot. Lots of fluff, some angst, and a little bit of smut. SO FREAKIN’ GOOD ASHDGALSJFHGSJ

Watch Me Babygirl [pt.2]

A much requested part two! 

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Summary: Jungkook is your brother’s annoying best friend. You can’t stand him but he just can’t resist teasing you. How far will he actually go?

warnings: language

“Hey are you going to the game tonight?”

You slid farther down in your seat, doing your best to continue to ignore Jungkook. You hadn’t been able to look him in the eye all week. In fact, you’d even contemplated faking an illness to stay home from school just so you could avoid him. However, school was important to you and a small part of you didn’t want to give the Jungkook the satisfaction of knowing that he’d gotten to you. He had though, and he knew it.

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