oh-my-god-she-is-terrifying

impulsive-contradiction asked:

Lol at the anon who said twins. I told my mommy friend that you found out at 3w5d and first thing she said was twins because a home test was positive so early.

Oh god that’s terrifying don’t TELL ME THAT
IM EQUIPPED FOR TWO CHILDREN I AM NOT EQUIPPED FOR THREE

Oh my God, but look at THEM

They’re trembling. They’re fucking terrified.If Garnet was scared and disgusted, oh my God, imagine those poor things.

 And if they’re all Crystal Gems, if there’s any chance of them recognizing Garnet… Garnet was the first thing they saw, and this is right before she poofs them. Just imagine what they are feeling

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requested by anon

You let out a high pitched scream and within twenty seconds, the pack had ran from your living room to your kitchen, “What’s wrong?!” Scott yelled, terrified.

You pointed to the wall where a massive spider was running across it. Derek grinned, “A spider?”

You nodded, “Someone get it out!” You squealed.

Lydia shook her head, “It’s not even that- oh wait, yep, it’s huge.”

“Oh, move out of the way.” Stiles sighed before seeing it, “Nope.” He backed away, “Oh my god, it’s like staring at me, can you see that?”

Isaac rolled his eyes as Allison walked towards it, “Kill it!” Stiles told her.

“No,” She laughed, getting a cup and an envelope before trapping the spider the in glass, “Open the door.” Isaac opened the door and she shook it outside, “There. Gone.”

“I’m never using that glass again.” You mumbled.

So a few weeks ago I went to fye with my mom, and I was wearing a white shirt, red and black skirt, and my SNK jacket. I was fangirling about all of the SNK plushies and this girl came beside me and screamed CORPORAL LEVI YOU’RE WEARING A SKIRT!! YOURE SO KAWAII!! and I shit you not she fucking HUGGED ME FROM BEHIND, so i just looked at her with the most terrified expression of my life and THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN I TURNED AROUND OH MY GOD she got so pale and in a quiet voice said “I thought you were a cosplayer... and a boy...” AND AUTOMATICALLY MY FACE AND PERSONALITY WENT INTO LEVI MODE AND I WAS JUST LIKE “bITCCH I AM A BOY but lol no I’m not cosplaying...” and then I grabbed an Armin plushy, looked at her, said “I’ll be taking this...” and just wALKD THE FUCK AWAY. a few minutes later, i was at the other side of the store looking at music, and i here the same girl scream HARU-CHANNNNNNN and i saw her holding up a Haru plushy like a proud mother so I just laughed AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE AND YELLED “YOU FUCKING WEEABOO!!” across the store and by this point the workers were losing their shit they were laughing so hard because fye is a total nerd store and I cant wait to work there. So i’m standing in line, waiting for my mom to pay, when the girl comes up behind me with her friends. I looked at her and was like “so... you like free?” to which she nodded rapidly. and like a fucking drug dealer trying to lure in children I’m just like “so... you uh... ever hear of 50% Off?” and she aske me what it is and i proceed to tell her about it and how Haru has a bunch of little Harus in his head, rin is gay, mokoto is hella gay, Thugisa, and all that jizz and I swear this girl pissed herself she was laughing so hard at my impersonations. And i’m just like “watch it! And if you like it, try Boku no Pico! It’s hilarious!!” And that my friends is how Levi introduced a gateway drugs/animes to kids that were way taller than me, those fucking titans...

We’ve seen repeatedly that a fusion is based on harmony between the gems involved. Opal comes apart the second there’s any conflict between Pearl and Amethyst, and Alexandrite broke apart over shrimp (again,pearl and amethyst conflicting). 

Which makes Malachite so goddamn terrifying. LAPIS HIJACKED THAT FUSION. Obviously they weren’t in sync, but she wouldn’t let Jasper separate.  Garnet says that it’s Ruby and Sapphire’s love that keeps her together, so was Lapis’ anger enough to completely overpower jasper’s half??? DAMN. Like, I’ve read a lot of headcanons, re: how powerful lapis must be, given what she could do with a cracked gem, and I believe it. 

anonymous asked:

the crew somehow gets sick? ("I TOLD YOU THAT THAT CHICKEN TASTED WEIRD") but at that very time they were supposed to go out and meet with another crew and inbetween puking up his guts and groaning geoff makes some calls then the next thing you know theres a new group of people t their door, five people to be exact. A short guy named jeremy with a taller one called matt beside him, some kid called kdin with some badass glasses, a lady called steffie who hasnt actually said anything yet but (1)

she looks the most terrifying of them all?? then theres caleb who they’ve met before standing off to the side with.. A FUCKING FRISBEE BOMB??? UR OBSESSED DUDE. but after some strange looks kdin speaks up, “trevor said you called for us?” “geoff who the fuck is trevor?” “he’s like… the big boss. the community manager.” (2)

holy shit

omfg pearl can use her gem projection like a flashlight omg

PERIDOT CAN USE HER FINGERS LIKE A FRIGGIN HELICOPTER

AND SHE’S SO SASSY OMFG THIS IS SO GREAT

I LOVE THIS EPISODE

wait no

wait

GLITCHY GEMS

WHAT

oh my god

oh that’s 

that’s terrifying

and garnet

pOORT GARNET

SHE’S A FUSION AND SHE’S SEEING THESE WEIRD CORRUPTED FUSIONS

WAIT

AHH

and then they try to make up for it with the “cute” scene at the end

noooooooooo


and above we can see my reaction as i watched the new steven universe episode. carry on

anonymous asked:

Sadly I'm sure that she will compare him to Dan when she makes a video about him >_> or like "plus, as a little treat, if you date him you'll also get the eyecandy that is his rommate" or some bullshit I can literally hear her say this =__=

yeah i can kinda totally see that?? oh my god, if it ever happens i’m honestly gonna be terrified for her, especially because the phandom are so protective over phil (more so than dan), she’ll have the whole phandom and dan to answer to, uh oh. i can’t see it ending well for some reason :’) 

JULY FIRST IS WEDNESDAY. DAY ONE OF WRITING EVERY DAY IN JULY!

Be prepared for feels my friends, because I was deadly serious about She’s Awake Part Two (Note to self, never use the word deadly to describe that series oh God)

Also, read  She’s Awake Part One so you’re ready for that. And my friend fivesecondsofwriting has agreed to write along with me, so hold her to that.

What I learned from “Sworn to the Sword”

– THE NEW THEME WAS AMAZING OH MY GOD!!!

– Steven and Connie frequently have “Jam Sessions”.

– Seagulls tremble before the might of Connie.

– Jam snacks are not safe from Steven.

– Pearl was still pretty young when she began fighting alongside Rose.

– Connie’s determination to protect Steven nearly moves Pearl to tears.

– Pearl nearly cries.

– This is the first time Connie’s ever been on the teleporter.

STEVEN IS STILL TERRIFIED OF HOLOPEARL.

– Pearl’s a really good teacher.

– Yellow Diamond appears. (Maybe.)

– Connie is a badass sword fighter.

How to Talk to People

– Garnet: Master of Comedy.

– Amethyst asks questions aggressively.

WE COULD HAVE JUST SEEN YELLOW DIAMOND. 

– Pearl still doesn’t get how human anatomy works.

– HOLOPEARL STILL FRIGHTENS ME.

– Steven can easily conjure up Rose’s shield.

JAM BUDS!

– “WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU, ROSE?!”

Pearl is gay af. Rose and Pearl’s relationship was a lot deeper than I originally thought.

– Steven and Connie: Gem Knights.

ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SEEN YELLOW DIAMOND?!?!

child-of-nyx asked:

Ok so at the beginning of the book Feyre talks about what she painted on the dresser drawers for her and her sisters. Elain=violets and roses (Tamlin), Nesta= Crackling fire (Lucien), Feyre=the night sky (Rhys). Elain is the only one who got two different things (unless you count the yellow stars for Feyre). Roses makes sense but why violets? Violets are symbolic for the renewal of spring and were used to help ease a broken heart however they're also a symbol for innocence and an early death...

Oh my god…I’m terrified for my sweet innocent Elain now D: I really, really hope the early death thing doesn’t come into fruition bc I’ll be so upset :( but we all know that Sarah foreshadows everything.

obstinate-nocturna replied to your post:Because I am honestly terrible. (And as a segway,…

Dies laughing forever oh my god Equius you are so fucked baby

She walked in on them kissing and then yowled at him to get out of there because she needed to have words with Eridan.

Equius is standing on the hallway, staring straight ahead, terrified out of his guts.

Eridan is staring at the floor of his room, where Nepeta is currently passed out on his coat.

He can’t go out there without his coat. That’d be like going out there naked! He needs his dumb, melodramatic coat!

Life isn’t fair.

anonymous asked:

there's this rlly mean and popular leo girl in my school and once she was being extra obnoxious so i spit my gum into her leather gucci backpack when she wasn't looking. Also i'm a scorpio and i'm actually rlly terrified that she somehow found out that i did it?? yet at the same time i'm like "come at me i'll kill u" oh god

I feel like this is out of a script from some movie. Honestly the best you can do if you are confronted is to own up and apologize. She might just forgive and forget or be upset cause her bag could of gotten damaged. Hope it works out in the end.

-Ashley

liaroflesbos asked:

Hey! This is a governor's school student, at Salem college for the summer. Just wanted to tell you how totally excited I was to see your post about the sculpture wander onto my dash. I'm actually eating lunch right now with the artist; she says it's about hope, but honestly it also terrifies me. But we apologize for our terrifying modern art (our multidisciplinary presentation was perhaps even scarier.)

oh my god I was wondering how long it would take for someone from GS to find that post.

lol no worries though I was mainly exasperated because it is literally the third time this semester the school’s put something freaky at the end of that hallway and IT IS NOT HELPFUL TO MY HEART RATE

anonymous asked:

#7: Sammy

#7: Sammy

“I almost lost you.” Sam spoke as he nearly crushed his little girl to his chest.

It was his first outing to the grocery store with both of your little ones, your three-year-old son Tyler and your one-year-old April, and was feeling a little scrambled now dealing with keeping an eye on two babies instead of one. Tyler was begging his dad for his favorite gummy snacks when April made her getaway. She was just a beginner when it came to walking, but she was a fearless little girl, a fact that Sammy both admired and was terrified by.

April had made it far before her brother pointed it out to Sam, who was instantly sent into a panic.

“Oh my God. Oh my God. Your mother is going to kill me. Oh my God.” He muttered over and over as he strolled Tyler along in the grocery cart, frantically pacing the aisles as he searched for April.

It truly was only a few minutes before Sam found her in the frozen foods section, but he could’ve sworn it felt like an eternity.

He held her close as she giggled.

“Don’t you ever, ever do that again, April Wilkinson! You scared me to death!” He said and brought her back to his chest, kissing the top of her blonde head over and over and cradling her back and forth.

Once he was calmed down sufficiently, he placed the little girl back into the shopping cart bedside her brother, who was already digging into his second bag of gummy worms.

“Tyler!” He scolded.

The little boy looked up at his father with wide hazel eyes and a gummy worm hanging out of his mouth as April started giggling hysterically.

“Okay, that’s it. Mommy is doing the grocery shopping from now on!”

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

IM WATCHING SENSE8

OH MY GOD

I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH OKAY WILL AND RILEY ARE ADORABLE, WOLFGANG IS GOING TO INDIA TO SEE KALA (ALSO ADORABLE), BUT SUN IS IN PRISON (SHE IS BADASS), THE CREEPY STALKER GUY IS BLACKMAILING LITO (LITO AND HERNANDO ARE ALSO ADORABLE), NOMI AND AMINITA JUST NARROWLY ESCAPED DYING THERE (THAT WAS TERRIFYING), THEY KILLED FELIX (I SCREAMED) NOW WOLFGANG IS GOING TO KICK SOME ASS, KALA IS STILL GOING TO MARRY THE OTHER GUY (SHE DOESNT LOVE HIM), WILL IS ON TO SOMETHING TOO BUT IM SCARED THERE GOING TO HURT HIM, AND RILEY, OH GOD POOR RILEY, SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO HER DAD ISNT IT.

I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH