oh-mike

anonymous asked:

"Oh, Mike?" You call out into your shared apartment, looking for your boyfriend of two years. He's nowhere to be found, and you're honestly a little bit confused. He's usually home by now, to greet you with a huge bear hug and a smooch. (1/?) -🎹

Me with 🐙, always ready to hug and smooch her
~🐳

biggest mood of 2017: that video will roland took where he says “oh my god you guys it’s colton ryan, oh my god it’s olivia puckett, oh my god it’s garrett long, oh my god it’s mIKE fAIST” and then mike turns around and starts screaming, will starts screaming, michael lee brown walks into the room and starts screaming, everyone is screaming

The Losers Club as Text Posts

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]


Stan: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.


Bill: …I did. I broke it.


Stan: No. No you didn’t. Richie?


Richie: Don’t look at me. Look at Ben.


Ben: What?! I didn’t break it.


Richie: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?


Ben: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.


Richie: Suspicious.


Ben: No it’s not!


Mike: If it matters, probably not, but Eddie was the last one to use it.


Eddie: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!


Mike: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?


Eddie: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Mike!


Bill: Okay let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Ron.


Stan: No! Who broke it!?


Ben: Stan…Beverly’s been awfully quiet.


Beverly: REALLY?![Everyone starts arguing]


Stan: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Sherlock never needed a roommate. Either Mrs. Hudson lets him live at 221B for free or Mycroft pays for it. He had already moved in when he asked John, despite “together we can afford it.” 

Here’s what happened: 

Mike Stamford made friendly conversation with Sherlock in the lab, asking how he was getting on, etc. Sherlock mentioned he had moved to central London. 

“Oh really?” Mike said, “How’s the new place?” 

“It’s fine, nice enough rooms.”

“Rooms? You get a flatmate?”

“Ha. No. I would be a difficult man to find a flatmate for.”

Then Mike went to the park, saw John, brought John to the lab, Sherlock looked at him for 0.75 seconds and did the slidey, big pupils, toffee eyes thing, realized that Mike had misunderstood, and rolled with it. 

Has This Been Done Before?

Stan: Hey Mike what are you drinking?

Mike: Oh, it’s hot cocoa! Want some?

Stan: does it have milk in it?

Mike: yeah, I think it makes it taste better

Stan: great, can I have some?

Mike: sure dude *goes to make some more but Stan just takes his and starts chugging*

Bill: NO MIKE, STOP HIM *frantically grabs the hot chocolate*

Mike: what’s going on?

Bill: Stan’s lactose intolerant!

Stan: WHY WON’T YOU LET ME DIE

basically chapter two of IT


richie: from now on, we’ll be using codenames. you can address me as ‘eagle 1.’ bill, code name, 'been there done that.’

bill: d-dude…

richie: eddie is, 'currently doing that.’

eddie and richie: *high fives each other*

richie: ben is,'it happened once in a dream’

ben: *winks*

richie: beverly code name, 'if i had to pick a chick.’

beverly: what an honor

richie: mike is… 'eagle 2’

mike: oh thank god

richie: 'i’d be lying if i said i hadn’t thought about it’ will be stan

everyone: what

richie: what

6

There’s a magnificence in you, Tracy. A magnificence that comes out of your eyes, and your voice, and the way you stand there, and the way you walk. You’re lit from within, Tracy.

James Stewart and Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story (1940) dir. George Cukor