oh-look-at-the-guy-and-his-friends

Lizzie reacts to Gundam Wing pilots

Ace: Literally all of these are the Gundam pilots

Lizzie: OMG
i was ready to expect bishies but theyre not that good, at least they got that boyband stance

Ace: They are a boyband
but…
WITH GUN
DAMNS

Lizzie: DAMN IT
im gonna give you my opinions of them

blondie looks like he could be the shota but hes not so hes just a rich boy weenie who needs a slap

the one next to him is a mistake

middle kid is eren from snk or like, every other angry main anime guy

the one with the long hair looks suspicious, like he could totally be that good friend and then just backstabs, i bet he keeps a knife in his underpants but plays it cool and tries to be a charm

the guy on the right needs new clothes

Ace: PFfpfpfpfpfpf

Oh my god

I am dead

Oh my god my sides

Question: We all know Avi looks up to lumberjacks for his fashion sense, but what about the rest of you guys? What or who inspires your style?

Scott: *Reads Question*

All: *Laugh*

Kevin: Mitch, you must go first

Mitch: I have to go first?

Kev: Yes. Because you, my friend are fashionable

M: That’s nice

Avi: fashionable

M: Um… ah…. I… oh god

S: (illegible) Anderson

M: I watch, I read a lot of blogs and I’m always shopping. So I get a lot of inspiration from photo-shoots… and the models… and tumblr

S: 100% of my inspiration comes from our stylist Candice.

M: And Candice, yeah

S: Because [Candice] brings all these amazing clothes.

Kev: Yeah

S: And I’m so inspired by that. And I find my favorite brands and I just by those clothes from those brands

Avi: ya, [Candice] pushes me slowly to try new things. And I’m like, ‘aw, I don’t know’ and I like it. I do that a lot

M: I want to take you shopping

Avi: I wouldn’t mind that at all

M: That would be so fun

Avi: Let’s do it! I’d like that. That would be fun.

S: (jokingly) a little date

Avi: On my gosh, I dig.

S: (still joking) Mavi is real!

Avi/Mitch: *gasp* *laughing*

Kev: Oh, No. watch the Twitter be like “are they serious??”

End of question

BTS when they meet your male friends for the first time

Can you make a BTS or BIGBANG reaction when they meet your male friends for the first time?

Jin: “Ehm… why is MY jagi friends with these peasants?”

Originally posted by seokiss

Jimin: *walks up to them looking all tough, trying to size them up, reminding you why you are with HIM and not any other guy*

“Oh, so you guys are her friends eh?”

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

J-Hope: “These are your friends? I thought I was going to meet a group of cute girls….” *judges harshly*

Originally posted by j-hopegifs

Jungkook: *incredibly uncomfortable with the idea of you having male friends who are older than him*

“Uh… Hi… I’m-I’m Jungkook”

Originally posted by undo9

Rap Monster: “Oh, hi, I’m Namjoon. Pleased to meet you guys” *this little shit is completely at ease because he knows no one is going to take you away from him*

Originally posted by yoonkooks

 Suga: “Yeah, baby, I’m glad to have met your friends, but we have that thing we had to do at home… You know… the thing?” *gif* *subtly tries to remind you of why he is better than any of your friends*

Originally posted by vmiin

V: * as soon as you leave to go to the bathroom*

“Y/N is my girlfriend, and I love her very much. I know you guys are her friends, but if you touch her I will make you pay” *sweetly*

Originally posted by luniekyu

A/N: None of these gifs are mine. Credits go to their rightful owners.

The One With Molly's 'Secret Boyfriend'
  • *Bart's cafeteria*
  • John:*smiling* So, Sherlock, have you heard about Molly's new secret boyfriend?
  • Sherlock:*looking around*
  • Sherlock:*clears his throat* Uhh, yes. She uh, she might have mentioned him, yes.
  • Mary:*nudges Molly* Come on, Molls, when are we gonna meet this new secret brain man?
  • Molly:*blushes* Oh, he's quite shy. I-I don’t think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
  • Sherlock:*nods* Mhmm, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
  • Mary:*scoffs* I don’t care! I want to meet this man who's the best sex she ever had!
  • Sherlock:...
  • Sherlock:...
  • Sherlock:*leans forward, grinning* Really?! That's what you heard? (to Molly) You said that? Those words exactly?
  • Molly:*narrows her eyes* Maybe.
  • Sherlock:*laughing hysterically*
  • Molly:*slaps his arm* Why is that funny?
  • Sherlock:*smug* Oh, because I'm overjoyed for him! And you, you lucky lucky thing! *winks*
  • John & Mary:*exchange glances; shrug simultaneously*
  • *LATER*
  • *in the lab*
  • Sherlock:*entering* Ah, Molly. Can I ask you a pathology related question?
  • Molly:*smiles* Sure.
  • Sherlock:If you're dissecting a body using the scalpel, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Tom?
  • Mary:*gasps* Sherlock! *pauses* Is he?
  • Molly:*avoiding looking at them* Well, you know, um, I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.
  • Sherlock:*scoffs* Well, don't do that. It's good to share.
  • Mary:*nods vigorously* Yeah. A performance evaluation, if you will. I mean, is he satisfying you?
  • Sherlock:*holding his breath*
  • Molly:*sighs* You two need a hobby.
  • Sherlock:...
  • Molly:*quietly* But yes. I'm very happy.
  • Sherlock:*smug*
  • Molly:*flashes Mary a smile* Well, let's just say he's the living proof that size isn't all that important.
  • Mary:*laughs*
  • Sherlock:*smile falls*
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“Hey look at that guy over there” Mason pointed out to you  “Guess what his name is” he questioned, oviously knowing the answer.

“I don’t know Mason just tell me” you sighed, not wanting to play the guessing game right now.

“His name is, oh stop it Liam!” he exclaimed, making you look over at your extremely jealous friend.

“Anyways his name is” Mason started but then a deep voice behind you finished it for you by saying “Brett”

Both Mason and yourself quickly turned around, but you slipped on the damp grass, making you fall right into Brett.

Thankfully he caught you so you didn’t really fall on the ground, but it was still quite embarrassing. He made sure you were okay before sprinting off to the rest of his team, but after the game he specifically made sure to find you and make sure you still okay.

This was originally written by me, and I asked illusionaryennui to look it over for me, and she ended up adding much to it and made it so much better.. Thank you so much!!!  Hope you guys enjoy (Word Count: 2864)  AO3 link

Tale of Silverfinger

Gather around, my friends, and hear my story.

Listen and fear.

Here is the dizzying tale of how the pirate Silverfinger earned that clever name. Indeed, once Silverfinger had another name and another life: Yvad, first mate and lover of Captain Dorian the Immaculate. Together, they are truly glorious sight to behold!  

Oh yes, I have seen them with my own eyes!

Ah, the handsome Captain, his dark olive skin and a moustache perfectly groomed, dazzled every eye as he wore his brilliant white coat, gleaming with golden embroidery. Gold chains and jewels of all kinds shined about his neck and glittered on his fingers too. Young Yvad, however, donned himself less extravagantly. Yet, his allure played in long ebony locks woven with silken threads and gems. And his countenance?! Oh, his face brought even the sea’s beauty to shame. For with beautifully chiseled jaws and cheekbones, the most striking amethyst eyes, lined by long dark lashes, pierced even the hardest heart.

The ocean danced beneath them and their ship, the Vainglory, their bounty and pleasure endless. Their fortune fell like stars for in a single day, their fortunes changed.

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Always (Steve Rogers x Reader)

A/N: another request down. I’m so behind today. This gif, just because.

Prompt: Can I request where reader is Steve’s ex gf and she’s the one who found Bucky so it’s Iike he only trusts and talks to her and steve gets jealous bc of this and tries to win her back? Tnx ur writing is amazing

Originally posted by myworldrevolvesaroundfood

You were currently at your apartment, sitting on the couch, with an arm around your shoulders. But how come it wasn’t Steve? Oh, that’s right because you two were done now. But it wasn’t as bad as it sounded, seeing as it was his best friend, Bucky. Okay, well maybe it was. Having your ex-boyfriend’s friend over your apartment to talk was a little sketchy. You were just walking around New York when you ran into a guy. When you looked up to apologize, something clicked in your head and you realized his face. This man was familiar for some reason. Oh my, is that Bucky? After confronting the stranger, and finding out it was Bucky and explaining how you knew about him, you offered to call Steve right away. However, Bucky objected and agreed to go back to talk, only if Steve wasn’t notified. Weird, but okay. So now the two of you were sitting on the couch, talking.

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Cake-drabble: Birthday Wishes

Calum still hasn’t posted a birthday message.


“My birthday’s almost over,” Luke murmurs, blue eyes fixed on the slender, young brunette draped across the couch, a blanket covering his lower half to ward off the chill in their studio backroom.

“Oh?” Calum asks, not deigning to look up from his phone and acknowledge the hurt tone in Luke’s voice.

“Everyone else already wished me a happy birthday on twitter. Not just Mikey and Ash or my family either. Our fans. Our friends. Everybody.”

“You’re a popular guy,” Calum says absentmindedly, smiling at something he sees on his screen.

Luke lets out a deep sigh and sinks into an armchair across from the other boy. Nothing’s been the same between them since he made the mistake three weeks ago of getting drunk enough to throw caution out the window and kiss Calum. “Everybody. Except you.”

Evidently, his frustration is obvious enough in his voice to pull Calum’s attention from the phone. The brunette turns wide, unblinking eyes toward him.

“You’re pouting because you want me to wish you a happy birthday on twitter & I haven’t done it yet?” He deadpans.

Now Luke feels like an idiot. He shrugs and hopes it doesn’t show.

“Hmm…” Calum sets aside his phone and taps his chin thoughtfully. “I was thinking you might want a more … personal greeting from me.”

He slinks up from the couch and instantly, Luke’s throat is as dry as a bone. He didn’t notice before in the dim lighting conditions, but it’s obvious now that Calum is wearing one of his plaid button-ups with bare legs exposed. The shirt skims long and low on him, the top buttons undone enough so the material slips down one tan shoulder, not quite able to stay up when it’s meant to fit Luke’s broader frame. Calum has grown since they started the band; Luke’s just grown faster.

He hardly blinks unwilling to miss a single moment of this as Calum crosses the small space between them. Then he’s got a lap full of warm, seductive Calum and Luke forgets to breath.

“So what do you think?” Calum asks, brown eyes teasing as his fingers stroking over the prominent bump of Luke’s Adam’s apple. “Better than a twitter message?”

Luke can only nod his head in vigorous agreement, trapped and wanting as Calum shifts subtly in his lap, grinding into him. His cock twitches in anticipation when his hands settle on the round globes of Calum’s ass and feel nothing beneath the plaid.

Oh god. So much better than a twitter message.

“Mm…” Calum smiles, approving. “I thought you might like it.”

The brunette slowly leans forward, closing the scant few inches between them until Luke can almost taste the sweet chocolate of his mouth. He almost wants to cry when Calum stops a hair’s breath away.

“Happy birthday, Lucas,” Calum murmurs, dark eyes projecting back all the desire Luke feels. And something else too… something fragile and too new for either of them to voice out loud. 

Seeing it eats Luke’s last sinew of control and he can’t stop himself from leaning up and crushing those delectable lips into a bruising, claiming kiss.

When Luke wakes up the next morning, there’s still no birthday message from Calum on his twitter feed. He smiles at the slender body still fast asleep in his arms.

That’s okay. He can do without.

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anonymous asked:

One of my close guy friend buddies always high fives me in the hall when we pass by eachother cuz he is a grade below me but once he like tried to highfive me when I wasn't looking and talkin to this other friend and he missed my hand an like his hand just touched my boob and so I looked at him an he was so shocked he couldn't move and I was like 'jack' and he pulled his hand away like 'SORRY OHMY GOD IM SO SORRY NO'

that is amazing oh ym god

the cowboy and the stripper

Oh boy I had fun writing this X3 Jin I’m sorry but you would make a good stripper.

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Lights flashed multiple colors as Erron took another sip of his drink. He got dragged into a strip club after he was done work and he was too tired to argue. He looked over to see one of his buddies stuffing a few dollars into a guys g-string.

Oh, he forgot to mention he was at a gay strip club.

“c'mon Erron the shows about to start!” one of his drunken friends slurred, dragging him to where the rest of his friends sat at a table right in front of the stage.

“and now for our main event! Please welcome the sexy shaolin, Kung Jin!” the DJ announced as a figure stepped through the curtains.

Erron felt his heart stop.

A young man stepped through the curtains wearing a pair of right shorts and a black vest, showing off his chest and stomach. He wore his long black hair down and looked out at the crowd through half lidded eyes. When his eyes met Erron’s he could have sworn the smirk on his face grew just a little bit.

Erron watched as Jin stepped towards the pole in the center of the stage and twirled around it, giving the crowd a nice view of his ass in the tight shorts. Jin smirked as he teasing grinded against the pole as he slid the vest off and tossed it aside. He slowly and teasingly ran a hand down his chest and lightly squeezed the bulge in his shorts. He wasn’t paying attention to any of the cheers or cat calls from the drunken audience. His mind was focused on one person.

The guy wearing the cowboy hat in the front row looking like he wants to bend him over and take him right on the stage.

Jin smiled teasingly, keeping his eyes on Erron as he made his way over to where he sat. One of his friends next to him slipped some money into his shorts and said he should give Erron a lapdance and Jin was all too willing to comply.

Erron’s eyes widened as he heard his friend ask Jin to give him a lapdance. Jin grinned at him as he straddled his lap and started to slowly grind against his lap. Erron had to bite his lip to keep himself from moaning as Jin wrapped his arms around his neck and purred into his ear.

“meet me after the show behind the club and I’ll give you more than just a dance”

Jin moved off of Erron’s lap, taking his hat off his head and placing it on his as he winked at Erron before walking back to the stage. He jumped onto the pole and twirled around it until he spun all the way to the floor and laid across it, looking out to the crowd at Erron with the sexiest smirk he’s ever seen.

Erron definitely was going to be meeting Jin later after the show.

Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
Phoebe: Oh, I’d say about a month.
Monica: Really? I’d say 3 to 4.
Joey: Half hour. (Rachel turns to look at him and he nods yes)
Rachel: Interesting.
Monica: When it’s your assistant, I would say never.
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo-point.
Rachel: Huh. A moo-point?
Joey: Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?

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I remember once a guy friend of mine was changing shirts, and when he turned I saw like a hundred bright pink and red scratches across his back and of course my first reaction was “oH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU ALRIGHT?” And he just sort of gave me this look and took me a minute and but was like “oh? oh. OH.” and sometimes I remember that

rinstincts asked:

sabo probably also have photos of all his loved ones in his wallet. like haha sabo u makin it rain damn son ur wallet fat aff oh those are all just photos of ur bros. oR: ooh whos dis fine lady (koala) in yo wallet is it your GF---WHO IS THIS OLD FISHMAN??? WHAT WHY IS FIRE FIST HERE----STRAWHAT LUFFY??????

oh mY GOSH.  INCREDIBLE.  I WANT TO DRAW THIS OMF

he certainly has one motley assortment of friends and family :”D he’d probably have a freakin picture of monkey d dragon himself in there there too 

and like hack and koala scold him for his wallet like “what if someone finds this???  this reveals important connections and personal information, you shouldn’t keep those pictures !!” but sabo gives the puppy dog eyes like “but i just like being able to look at you guys when i’m on a mission because you’re important to me :o” and koala and hack are like “….goddammit”

Perfect Match || Scarlet & Kelsey

Scarlet loved taking small little trips to the past. Like eating snow cones with a friend on a hot summers day. It made her feel like a teenager again, and one that wasn’t so messed up. As she was eating her spoonfuls of her Berry Blitz snow cone, she eyed one guy walking down the sidewalk in front of them and smiled. “Ooh, what about him? He’s tall, kind of pale, but his cheekbones totally make up for it.” She turned her head to the side to look at Kelsey with a wide smile. “I can totally hear wedding bells in that future.” Scarlet couldn’t deny that she had been giving Kelsey a hard time with finding a guy. It was just crazy for Scarlet to think that no one was knocking on her friends door and begging for a date. So Scarlet did what she naturally does, and wiggles her way into people’s business and helps them out her way. “Oh wait…is he pulling out a cigarette? Fuck, well never mind about him. Don’t want to marry someone that’s just going to stink up the place than die right afterwards.” 

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He Asks You Out/First Date (Marcel)

You kept in touch with the nerdy stranger after that day in the diner. Marcel was nice and pretty cute and the two of you had a list of things in common. After a couple months, you guys became really close friends and talked about everything together. 

One day. Marcel and you decided to have a movie night.

“Give them back,” he whined trying to get his glasses back from you. You were sat on the other side of the couch, holding them as far away from his as you can.

“Oh, c’mon Cel,” you said. “You look good without them!”

“Well I can’t see without them (Y/N),” he replied.

“I wonder how I would look with them on,” you asked yourself.

“You’ll hurt your eyesight,” he reasoned. “I’m very blind if you haven’t noticed.”

You slipped the glasses on, you eyes hurting and trying to adjust. Looking at your phone as a mirror, you discovered you looked pretty damn good in your best friend’s glasses.

“First, I look good in these,” you began. “Second, you are terribly blind Cel.”

“I know! Now gimmie!”

“Oh calm down. It’s not like I gonna break’em. And like I said you look good without them. I wonder how you would look if…”

“If what?”

“If I gave you a makeover!”

“Absolutely not! I have to draw the line somewhere.”

“I’m not gonna do anything major. Just maybe change your clothes and mess up your hair a bit.”

“I like the way I look!”

“I’m not saying you don’t look good. I just wanna see if you’ll look good in different clothes.”

“If I say yes, will you give me my glasses?”

“Only afterwards. Deal?”

“Fine. Do your worst.”

You hoped off the couch, grabbing Marcel’s hand and dragging him to the bathroom.

“Okay,” you began. “I have some shirts that might fit you but first you need to wash all the gel out of your hair. Just stick your head in the shower and rinse it out while I get the shirts and my brush.”

“Why do you have shirts in my size?”

“I like to sleep in big shirts. Now wash that gunk out! I’ll be right back.”

You rushed off to your room and grabbed some large white t-shirts from your drawer. You heard the shower turn on and you grabbed your brush and comb. You also grabbed a towel for him before running into your best friend with his shirt off, hair still dripping from washing his hair.

“Thanks,” he said to you, taking the towel from you and drying off his damp locks. You didn’t mean to stare, but you couldn’t help but noticed his exceptional abs and biceps.

“Cel, you’re fit!”you applauded, making him blush and cover up a bit.

“Why do I feel so objectified right now?” he asked.

“Oh, relax, I’m not gonna do anything,” you assured him, tossing him a t-shirt. “It’s the biggest one that I have.”

“It’ll be fine,” he said slipping it on himself. “Now what?”

“Now, we move on to your hair,” you told him, tugging him to the couch again. You sat him down and went to work muffing up his formerly neat hair. “Your hair is really soft, Cel.”

“Thanks, but it’s a hassle to do in the morning,” he said.

“You have some nice curls,” you complimented. “I don’t think I need to do too much work. Just a mess it up and it looks good.”

You ran your hands through his locks a couple more times before stepping back and viewing your work, liking what you see.

“I need to take a picture of this,” you said, pulling out your phone and taking a pic. “Marcel, you look amazing. Why the hell haven’t you told me about this before?”

“About what? That my hair is curly?”

“That you look good without your glasses. That you have abs. That your hair is fucking amazing.”

“You didn’t ask. Now give me my glasses.”

“Nope. Not until I post this on Instagram.”

“Don’t you dare (Y/N)!”

“Try me!”

His hands grabbed your waist and hauled you to the couch before attempting to wrestle you for your phone. At task that was proving way more difficult than it seemed. He may have been bigger and stronger than you, but your nails proved to be a weapon. You had a bear trap grip on the small device but he managed to eventually slip it through your fingers after he pinned you down. He closed Instagram and smirked, dimples showing.

“Fine have your glasses,” you huffed, reaching over to the coffee table and grabbing them. You slipped them on him, the lens making his stunning green eyes appear bigger.

“Are you happy now?” he asked.

“Yeah,” you said, brushing a strand of hair behind his ear. “And you look good with your glasses on to. It makes your eyes look lovely.”

“Thank you,” he whispered. He didn’t move from his position, his hands still pinning your to the couch and his body still draped across yours. His eyes glanced down at your lips making the room feel warmer for you.

“Cel?” you asked.

“Yeah,” he said, his gaze meeting yours and his cheeks growing pink.

“Is this a date?” you asked him.

“D-do you want it to be?” he stuttered. He shifted off of you slightly, suddenly aware of the situation and not wanting to make you uncomfortable You chuckled and threw your arms over his shoulders.

“I wouldn’t mind if it was,” you shrugged. He smiled awkwardly.

“Then I think it is,” he replied.

“Good. Cause I’ve always wanted to do this.”

You pressed you lips to his, loving the feeling of the two of you finally kissing. You’ve found Marcel attractive for a very long time, but you didn’t want to risk your friendship. But today pushed you over the edge.

“Stay the night?” you asked him once the two of you parted.

“I’d love to,” he said, his cheeks still rosy.

oh man I’m so fun at parties once I started screaming at this super anti-black anti-feminist guy and he threatened to whip his dick out so I started drunkenly going through my friends kitchen drawer looking for a knife to cut it off

I am so fun at parties

over the weekend i went to the Boryeong Mud Festival best thing ever seriously like how are all the staff members so cute? and on friday i met a guy that totally looked like jay park!! so me and my friends were always joking like ‘wow we saw jay park!’ but on saturday, there were rumors that jay park will perform at the mud festival and he actually did. like oh my god, this is the first time ever i saw a famous person and his performances were so good and me and my friends are all jaywalkers now x)x)

anonymous asked:

was over at this guys place on the weekend and all his friends came over n they went down to have a sauna so we snuck off to his room n as were doing it (doggy style n loudly might i add) his friend just barges in like YO YOUR PIZZA IS HERE and the guy i was with was like dude duDE IM BUSY and he finally looks at us and was like oh and walked back out and left the pizza on the floor for us

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

anonymous asked:

my crush told me today that my eyes are beautiful and he gets lost in them and that's why I catch him looking at me a lot and I'm so happy like he's so adorable and we act like a couple already and he's my best friend and his friend came up to me today and told me that my crush is gonna ask me to be his girlfriend but he's planning this adorable way to ask and I'm so happy oh my goodness

omg this is so cute can i have this??? well I wish the best for you two bc this is a match made in heaven 😂 He sounds like a top level guy dang

- megs