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My second commission from @last-heroine because I couldn’t choose which one I loved more. But… oh my sweet Super Heroes, look.

No seriously. Look at it. Oh my gosh it is so amazing, this artist is SO amazingly brilliant and patient and sweet! Jaime is gorgeous and Bart… oh my biscuits Bart is so cute! The colors, the pose, their smirk/grins. It is literally perfect. Just imagine it:

Bart: “Good try, Blue. But that’s seventeen bad guys for me, fourteen for you, Her-man-o. I win.”

Jaime: “What were we betting on again?”

Bart: “No, no, no. You aren’t getting out of this, Jaime. You’re taking me to that all-you-can-eat Chinese place on your dime!”

Jaime: “I would… but if you count those six dudes I knocked out at the gate, I have twenty, so you’re buying.”

Bart: “Dude… they counted?”

Jaime: “Part of the mission, part of the count.”

Bart: “So not crash.”


I love them so much. I love this so much. And you should too :)

I commissioned a modern Tarzan and Jane from the incredibly talented @punziella and here’s the final result!! I couldn’t be happier with it, it’s absolutely perfect and I just love it so so much I can’t stop staring at it, thank you so much Pauline!!

Dating Kim Seokjin

Dating Series: Park Jimin | Kim Namjoon | Kim Taehyung | Min Yoongi | Jung Hoseok | Jeon Jungkook

Originally posted by kths

So like imagine attending the same university as Jin 

  • And it’s 1 am but you’re suddenly craving chicken, but of course, you don’t know how to cook 
  • You also have 3 papers due tomorrow out of which, 2 were due last week so you’re trying your best to not procrastinate 
  • So you look up a recipe on the internet that should take 10 minutes 
  • But when you actually get to cooking 
  • It takes half an hour and you end up with burnt chicken and the smoke alarm going off 
  • And you’re worried all your dorm mates are gonna murder you but surprisingly, all you see is a man walking out of the opposite room, press a tiny little button and it stops 
  • “Are you okay?” He asks groggily, rubbing his eyes before looking at you 
  • And oh damn, if he looks this handsome just getting out of bed, it scares you how perfect he’d look during the day 
  • “Y-Yeah..” Your voice trails off as you look around you and he looks behind you to see a poor, burnt chicken 
  • And he softly smiles at your attempt and you nervously chuckle as he throws all of it in the trash
  • “You hungry?” He asks before putting on an apron and taking things out of the fridge
  • “Yeah but it’s fine, I’ll manage. You should go back to bed.” You remark before hesitantly sitting down on a barstool by the counter as he starts cutting 
  • “No, it’s fine,” He throws you a smile before going back to cooking, “Besides, I don’t want you to burn the kitchen down.” He chuckles and you roll your eyes at him but of course thank him for making the effort to feed you at this unholy hour
  • You guys talk the entire time while he cooks and you find out that he’s a pre-med student and your senior, not forgetting to mention that he’s also the new RA for your floor 
  • Your remarks about how good he looks in an apron has him turning pink while his appreciation of your Pikachu onesie leaves you embarrassed because you completely forgot what you were wearing 
  • And then you realize its 3 am, which means you only have a couple of hours before your professors are brutally murdering you 
  • “Hey, I’m sorry but I got these papers to finish…. maybe I can buy you coffee tomorrow, to thank you for this late night dinner?” You ask hesitantly as you place the dishes in the sink. 
  • “It’s a date.” He replies back, and you’re shoving your nails into the palm of your hand to stop you from screaming out of pure joy (and possibly scaring him). 
  • With that he goes back into his dorm and you go back to your hell room to finish those papers 
  • And miraculously, you finish them but of course, you don’t get any sleep which turns you into a walking zombie 
  • Thankfully, your classes are only till noon and you’re able to turn in all your assignments
  • So you’re free, for like the next two days before you have another horde of assignments coming in 
  • You go back to the dorm and you’re like, ‘ugh I need to shower, otherwise he’s going to probably gonna think I’m dead’ 
  • You only grab your shower bag and towel because your room is close to the showers 
  • But of course, you forget your key inside your room
  • And your roommate is at her boyfriend’s, which means she’s most definitely not going to pick up your phone
  • You’re trying to figure out how to get into your room when you feel fingers tapping on your shoulder 
  • And you turn around only to see Jin, clearly ready for his date with you and he looks super cute with those glasses, not forgetting to mention that button up shirt really makes his shoulders look perfect and….
  • As you’re admiring him, you suddenly realize how red his cheeks are and how he’s trying so desperately to avoid eye-contact with you and then you realize that you’re still in your towel
  • “Um… did you forget your key?” He asks, his hand awkwardly rubbing at the back of his neck as he stares up at the ceiling and you’re just smiling at how cute he is 
  • “Yeah, think you can help me?” You raise your eyebrow and he slowly nods, taking out his master key and letting you go in 
  • But you’re just thinking about how adorable he is, so you know he isn’t going to pick up on your subtle hints 
  • And so you grab him by the collar and pull him inside your room 
  • That’s when his switch flips

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  • You think, ‘Oh I’m totally going to wreck him” 
  • When in reality, he’s throwing your towel to the floor, pushing you on your bed and making you come so many times with his tongue that you just lose count 
  • And let’s just say that all your thoughts of having a nap completely disappeared from your mind, leaving you to the best afternoon of your life
  • You wake up an hour or so later, and he’s got his arms around you and you’re nuzzling into his neck
  • You slowly start kissing up the length of his neck, waking him up and he just looks at you so so lovingly that you melt
  • “So…” His voice trails of as he’s running his hair through your hair and you look at him, “can we go on that date now? Because I really want to do this right” 
  • And you’re blushing so hard that you just hide your face in his chest because you legit don’t know how to reply
  • He just chuckles at your reaction, pulling you closer to him and peppering kisses all over
  • And that’s how you guys started dating
  • Your relationship has a lot of: 
  • Him scolding you when you stay up late but of course he still cooks for you because he loves you 
  • Lots of cuddling in bed or on the couch or in the kitchen or basically anywhere and everywhere
  • And you’re somehow living off of ramen but when he finds out, he throws all of them out because he wants you to live healthily 
  • Not to mention, he wants you to depend only on him for food 
  • So you come back on Friday after finishing all your classes and you’re like, ‘Man, I’d love some ramen.’ 
  • And you open your cupboard only to let out a hellish cry that Jin could hear all the way in his room and he knows he’s about to die 
  • So he does the only thing he knows how to do perfectly 
  • And that’s distracting you with *cough* his absolutely amazing body *cough* 
  • You try so hard to resist and argue but at some point you’re like, ‘ugh, fuck it’ 
  • Your relationship is overall very cute and adorable and childish even though he’s your senior and you should, at least try be responsible but let’s be real 
  • You’re an immature adult and he’s the only person around who is capable of dealing with your lame jokes and whatnot 
  • Mainly because he’s the same 
  • So you guys graduate, of course he does so first but you still get to see him around when he starts working as an intern at the university hospital
  • And when you graduate, you guys end up buying an apartment together which is not really that much of a change because: 
  • He’s already cooking for the two of you and you’re always sleeping over at his place 
  • A couple of years later, you walk in late at night and you’re about to start apologizing to Jin for being so late 
  • And complaining about how much of a bitch your new boss is 
  • But it’s all dark in the apartment, so you take out your phone and use the flashlight to walk into your room 
  • And it’s all lit up with scented candles (your favorite) 
  • Jin’s sitting down on the bed but when he sees you, he gets down on his knees and you drop all your bags 
  • “Baby, we’ve know each other for so long and honestly, I can’t think of anyone else who I’d want to cook for or spend the rest of my life with more, so will you please allow me to make you as happy as you make me and marry me?” 
  • And you’re crying and nodding your head 
  • Which Jin takes as a yes and he slides the ring on your finger 
  • And you wrap your hands around him and you pull him up and push him down on the bed 
  • You’re crying and he’s crying 
  • But most importantly, the both of you are as happy as you can possibly be in your entire life 
  • NSFW Extras
  • When Kim Seokjin is an intern at a hospital and you’re visiting him, he’d just randomly push you into the supply closet and go down on you because, damn he’s hungry and he loves nothing more than your sweet taste
  • There are nights when you fall asleep before he gets home and he decides to wake you up in the best way possible 
  • And then there are those mornings when you wake up earlier than he does and you’re so eager to return the favor
  • The best is when you go on date nights, because you tease each him so much that by the time you get home, he’s practically carrying you over his shoulder and throwing you on the bed before ripping both, yours and his, clothes off because damn you’re way too tempting for your own good 
  • Not forgetting to mention the times you come by to visit him at the hospital and you’re just admiring how amazing he looks in a white coat, and the next thing you know, you’re pushing him in his room and going down on him before Jin even has enough time to realize what you’re doing but of course, he’s even more excited to return the favor~

Originally posted by kths

Admin Sangria~~

anonymous asked:

listen all the parallels with Isak being shook over Even laughing got me fucked up?? the first time Isak literally looked up in the cafeteria and saw Even for the first time was because he heard his lauGH?? like this is what got Isak's attention, this happy and perfect man-of-his-dreams who by the end wasn't the flawless person who Isak thought he was, yet it didn't make him love him any less? just kill me

oh anon i just opened tumblr and you’re already reminding me about things that make me emo, is this how it’s going to go?? honestly you’re so right! i sometimes think about how the first couple of times they hang out the focus is often not on their conversation but on how they make each other feel, how they make each other laugh a lot. and then how in the final episode after a couple of days that according to the texts have been very rough for them, isak brushes even’s lip and tells him how he likes to see him laugh. this is the first time we see him comment on something of even’s that is not his drawings, and it’s a casual remark but it’s also this intimate, honest confession, because they make each other laugh, and isak was drawn to his laugh, and when he says he likes seeing even laugh he is in fact saying so many things that he doesn’t have the words for yet. their relationship is just so pure and so good, like they’re actually good for each other because they want to make each other laugh so much ?? join me in death.

The Zodiac Signs as Joel’s RCT Playthrough quotes

Aries: “4 people died in an accident on succ.”

Tauros: “Baby, oh baby, prepare for disappointment.”

Gemini: “I’m just gonna put sneaky skulls.”

Cancer: “Are you making a holocaust-er tycoon?”

Leo: “I have become swan, destroyer of world.”

Virgo: “You want to fuck the bee?”

Libra: “Oh my fucking god, da popo be fast on yo ass.”

Scorpio: “I will see how hungry you get in the pit.”

Sagittarius: “And then suddenly everything is desert.”

Capricorn:  “I always thought the marshmallow man looked like a screaming demon.”

Aquarius: “Perfect, Water train.”

Pieces: “GET THIS, GET THIS! So we have the SPOOK ZONE right next to the CAL-ZONE.”

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kookie proudly cheering on his unlucky kwangsoo ♡

  • me: I think I'll go look for some random RP in the main hub.
  • *Enters the tavern*
  • edgy man: grumblegrumblegrumblegrumblegrumblegrumblegrumblegrumblegrumblegrumble
  • ooc people: hahahah so i cleared the raid with lisa the other day it was great wow your character looks sexy hahaha ^_^ <3
  • table cloth:
  • edgy man #2: *starts fighting everyone*
  • giggly girls: heeheehee *playful smile* *playful wink* *playful look*
  • dashing charmer: mind if i sit with u oh you are so beautiful today haha let me describe my perfect smile and pecs also did it hurt when you fell............ from heaven??? hahaha this is what being charismatic is like
  • shy RPer: *emotes looking at people 15 times hoping that will make people engage them. it won't*
  • group of IC friends: *sit in a corner speaking in massive posts that don't let you read anything from others*
  • This all happens in like the first 5 seconds, and every 20 seconds.
  • me: i gotta go this is too much where do i even start
  • How do you guys keep up with cluttered RP hubs? jfc, they make my head explode.
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“the loser now will be later to win,/oh the times, they are a-changin’!”
please excuse the poor sound, the mistakes, and the weird looks on my face (??)
I spent 3 hours in a practice room tonight arranging this — it’s not perfect, and I had help from some YouTube videos — but I’m overall happy with how it turned out! now I have to actually write my paper though whoops (at University of Michigan - Ann Arbor (North Campus))

Made with Instagram

i’m not sure how i feel about jaebum’s hai- SIKE BITCH HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST WALKED OUT OF THE GATES OF HEAVEN WOW WE R BLESSEDT TO LIVE IN THE SAME TIME PERIOD AS HIM LIKE CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE HE IS OUT THERE WALKING AROUND AT THIS VERY MOMENT WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL SOFT HAIR OF HIS MAN OH MAN I WANNA RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH IT BUT I WOULD PROBABLY PASS OUT AT THE SIGHT OF HIM BC PERFECT

Imagine face-timing the Doctor, Amy, and Rory, just to whine again about how the Doctor refused to take you on this round. Imagine actually having on your end what they needed at that exact moment to save the day, and afterwards the Doctor lectures you about trusting him, even though you knew he had no idea that was going to happen.

“OH HI PERFECT TIMING!”
“What? What’s going on? Why didn’t you take me, old man?! I’m so bored!”
“LISTEN THAT BOOK, THAT BORING LOOKING BOOK I RIPPED THE LAST PAGE OUT OF?”
“*deadpan* Cinder?”
“YES YES THATS IT! WHO WROTE IT?”
“Uhh I don’t know, why?”
“WELL FIND OUT!!”

(IM NOT DEAD HI. I honestly have no excuse, I just suck at schedules. IM TRYING I PROMISE. BUT YOU SQUIRTS ARE AMAZING WE JUST HIT 800 AND WE’RE ALREADY NOT THAT FAR FROM 900 I CANT BELIEVE YOU AMAZINGS! ILY ALL I HOPE YOUR DAY DOESNT SUCK, LONG HUGS AND SWEATERS FOR EVERYONE

anonymous asked:

I just can't. In 852 OP we got explodo-electro karate toddlers who probably was training, fighting from the time they could stand. At the second hand we got baby Sanji, who was like: ' Sir, my biggest succes was making bulding blocks tower and walking 20 steps without falling at face'.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IKRRRR HE IS JUST… TOO MUCH OF A PRECIOUS SANSHINE THERE… ;AAAAAAAAA: I AM CRYING. LOOK AT THAT SUCH INNOCENT FACE… SO PURE…

HOW CAN SUCH A PURE THING EXISTED I WANT TO PROTECT THAT… I WISH HE NEVER ExPERIENCED ANY OF THE SHIT AND NOW EVER SINCE THE CHAPTER I AM LIKE, IMAGINING HOW DIFFERENT SANJI WOULD BE IF HE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANY SHIT…

He would be a nice young man who smiles a lot and radiates positivity and just… super kind… and calm… and content. collected. not angry 24/7 or short-tempered at all… and maybe reserved and quiet and holy shit oh my god just imagine… he would be the perfect depiction of an uke princess a… a… uuuuuuuuuh

a SANSHINE INDEED

I AM CRYING

  • <p> <b>Dean:</b> Seriously, will you just hurry up, Cas? I hate malls.<p/><b>Cas:</b> I want to find her the perfect gift. It is the first birthday I am experiencing of hers after all.<p/><b>Dean:</b> Yeah, but a girl like Claire doesn't want glittery lotion and crap. She's tough. Ya know, she's rough around the edges.<p/><b>Cas:</b> Well, what about this store? It looks "rough around the edges".<p/><b>Dean:</b> Whatever man, just hurry up. The smell of that Cinnabon is starting to make me queasy.<p/><b>Cas:</b> This store looks like it caters to hunters.<p/><b>Dean:</b> Cheap, tacky hunters maybe ... although, that is kind of a cool shirt.<p/><b>Cas:</b> We're not here for you Dean.<p/><b>Dean:</b> I know ... just hurry up!<p/><b>Cas:</b> What about this necklace?<p/><b>Dean:</b> Too chunky. She would never wear that.<p/><b>Cas:</b> Okay, well what about this poster. This young man looks to be relatively handsome and about Claire's age. Maybe she would like to look at him. That is what teenage girls do, correct? Look at boys they find "cute"?<p/><b>Dean:</b> I dunno, man. But where the hell is she going to hang a poster? She doesn't exactly have a picket fence around her motel room.<p/><b>Cas:</b> Well, what would you suggest, then?<p/><b>Dean:</b> How about this pissed off looking cat doll? Ya know, since she's so pissy all the time.<p/><b>Cas:</b> That's perfect.<p/><b>Dean:</b> Cas, I was joking ... Cas ... Cas, don't really buy her that. Cas?<p/></p>

I saw a post a little while back saying something along the lines of “shipping Hux/Mitaka would be like shipping two napkins together”, and it got me thinking:

HITAKA NAPKIN AU

Hux is a monogrammed linen napkin and the General of the Feast Order

Mitaka is a paper cocktail napkin and a Lieutenant tasked with manning the Lentil Cannons.

In his downtime, Mitaka likes changing up his look. 

#PUT

IT

ON

MITAKA

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He’s always admired Hux from afar and is overjoyed to hear that they will be working closely together on the Feast Order’s new superweapon:

Saltpepper Base

Long nights working together eventually unfold into something more and, before they know it, they’re in too deep.

I know it’s quite… impressive, Lieutenant. But there’s no need to be intimidated by my thread count.”

“Oh, General, how I’ve longed to caress each crisp fold, each perfect stitch.”

BONUS: They get married

Scott: So.. how do you feel about Derek?

Stiles: *fake laughs* Oh please… this grumpy wolf man… I hate him of course! Gosh he’s so fucking annoying with his lurking around like a creep. His stupid sexy voice his disgustingly perfect body his shitty eyes I always get lost in …. yea I hate him so so much!

Scott: *looks at thousands of photos with Derek on them in Stiles’s room, many doodles of Derek on Stiles’s table and Derek wolfy plush on Stiles’s bed*

Scott: Sure you do

Her

I’ve never met somebody so understanding and so just everything. Her laugh sends butterfly’s through my stomach. When we kiss, oh man the feeling I get. Words can’t even explain it. Everything stops around us and I just feel so safe. Nobody has made me feel as safe as she does. And her eyes, I could get lost in them forever. Her smile could make the saddest man who hasn’t smiled in years finally smile again. Even when things aren’t going her way she will still always looks as if she is on top of the world. I know nobody is perfect but she truly is the closest thing to it. Whenever people talked about how they fell for their significant others flaws I was always confused about how that was possible. But now I get it. She is so patient when it comes to me. I really don’t know how she does it but thank god she hasn’t given up. She is the first thing to come to mind when I wake up and the last when I go to bed. If I’m being honest she really doesn’t leave my head. Everything reminds me of her. Now that might become a bad thing one day, but in all honesty it would be a honor to have my heart broken by her. That’s kinda a weird thing to say, but she’s everything I’ve ever wanted and i don’t want to lose her. But I care so much about her that I want her to be happy so if she wasn’t happy with me then I’d want her to leave. She comes first no matter what. She’s opened my eyes to so much in so little time. I’ve grown because of her and I’m continuing to grow. I don’t know what I did to get so lucky, but whatever it was I’m happy I did it. She makes me look forward to so much in my future. She is my everything.

My Top 8 EXO hair styles

(not in order)

Yifan’s White/Silver hair

I’ma be real with you bro, this guy pulls off silver like a mother fucking BAWS. Seriously though, like, for real, him in Mr Six with that badass white hair got me like (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

Kris, stop, you’re killing me man *spazz*

Sehun’s Rainbow hair

Bruh, don’t even get me started on Oh Sehunnie’s skittle locks (〇_o) It’s just so fucking fabulous. Literally, I can not express how fucking perfect it is. Just…my god, the beauty. You’re so majestic Mr Oh #Ipreachyou

#PRIDE ;)

LuHan’s pink hair

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE LITTLE BUBBLEGUM PRINCESS HE’S SO CUTE HOLY SHIT AMAGYAAAD LET ME SQUISH HIM I WANNA SQUISH HIM FHUDSFSNDJKFNKJANKE SO CUTE WHAT THE FUCK WHY YOU DO THIS TO ME.

*cough* I mean…um…it looks good on him…ehe

My god, he’s literally a walking tuff of cotton-candy 

Baekhyun’s grey highlights

I love it. I don’t know why, but I fucking love it. I think it’s the undertone dirty-blonde mixed with the silver that got me like “Daaamn, that looks so cuuuute”. For real though…like, I wish I could pull something like that off (but I’m too white…apparently lol)

mawww, Byunnieeeee

Tao’s blonde undercut

Zaymn. Honestly, I never thought Tao to be #damnson material until I saw him with the blonde hair and undercut. For real. Zaymn.

O_o

Chanyeol’s ‘Love Me Right’ tattered Silver

Honest to god, Chanyeol almost effed up my bias list again because of this fucking hair. OKAY, I admit, I have a personal fetish for guys with silver hair, but COME ON, the rag-doll texture (probably due to bleaching) looks so cute on him (๑⃙⃘ ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ु⁾⁾

Stop it, home boy, I’ma lose my shit.

LuHan’s pushed back Dark Red hair

Because I’m total LuHan trash.
It’s so on fleek, like, how do I even…just, wow. The volume in his hair just makes him look cute as fuck and, feeehhhhheshfjkdsknf like bruh, stop.

(◍°̧̧̧o°̧̧̧◍) THE CURRLLLLLLSSSSS *cries*

Classy Black Hair Bonus Round

Because to be plainly honest with you, coal black hair, though fairly simple, can actually tend to look classy as fuck and sexy as hell.

Oh look, what a lovely picture we have here of Markiplier beyond the Youtube play logo
But wait-

Notice how the logo is a triangle? Well, let’s take a closer look,

Look there! The space between his wrist and bicep makes a perfect triangle! Surely this is just a coinci-

OH NO! Another triangle! We must go deeper!

Look! Another! Surely this isn’t a mere coincidence!

Even his thighs make a perfect triangle!

I think I understand now, guys. All these triangles-

Illumiplier confirmed.

I’msuresomeonehasalreadydonethis,butallwell
ANDYES,THISISAJOKE
AndIregretnothing

TRUE STORY

-I was participating in the #FreeTheNipple movement by parading around the local park topless and shouting about my recent abortion.
-It was so empowering, and I had finally found the (trigger warning: unrealistic standards)perfect use for my gender studies degree.
-It was going well until I noticed a CISHET white man (trigger warning: violent sexual assault)glance at me as he (trigger warning: ableism)walked past.
-I charged in front of (trigger warning: gender specific)him and yelled “HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT ME? MY BODY IS NOT FOR THE PATRIARCHY!”
-He looked flustered and said “I’m sorry I just noticed you weren’t wearing a shirt.”
-I was literally shaking “OH JUST BECAUSE I’M NOT WEARING A SHIRT I’M ASKING FOR YOU TO LOOK AT ME? STARING AND RAPE ARE EXACTLY THE SAME THING!”
-Everyone clapped and the (trigger warning: oppressor)man was arrested and added to the sex offender registry.

I have no words for this last episode of season 1

Bless this anime, bless the creators - they outdid themselves in every fucking frame, every movement of every finger of every character. Everything, down to every line, every note, every tone, was perfect.

Every line Reigen uttered, was perfect. Every expression of his face, wave of a hand.

And oh my god, Mob and Teru in this scene killed me

Shou is really fucking good with his powers. The way he dealed with that old man really shows how skilled he in fact is.

Mob was so cute with Tsubomi. He is the purest. (okay, let’s be real here, he was cute the whole episode)

“To me, my brother is stronger than anyone else.” keep still my heart

Both the Telepathy and Body Improvement clubs looking after Mob, they are all so good *cries*

What a beautiful experience.