This Week on Fucked Up Lives & Dumbass Decisions
- Patterson: my first boyfriend was killed by a Russian spy
- Jane: I killed my first boyfriend and then burned the body and my second boyfriend arrested me
- Patterson: my second boyfriend was a terrorist mole and tried to kill me
- Tasha: I helped frame our boss for murder... I helped cover up another murder... then I stole evidence from the cops... oh and I intentionally put a bullet through Jane
- Kurt: I'm sleeping with Nas
- Reade: I stood by as a man died and did nothing... also I helped the killer run away
- Roman: excuse me? Where am I? Who are you people? And why do I have a gaping hole in my shoulder?