me reading fics at 3 am: oh man how the time flies i sure wish i could keep reading but i should probably go to sleep as i have read like. 10 fics tonight!!! ah, who cares, one more chapter!!!

me reading actual information from a textbook at 3 am: this must be the latest i have ever stayed up, i can’t function, i obviously wasn’t built to read anything after midnight, i just keep reading the same sentence over and over with no progress, this is what hell is like

and you’re the meddling teenager who murdered my mother……thank god, i’ve been asking people to do it for centuries but no one has the guts. nice to meet you let me tell you everything i know about my step sister carmilla boy she’s a wild one i remember one night in the was it seventeeth century oh i dont even know anymore how time flies. she seduced three girls, caught a goat, lost the  goat, fought a man bare handed, roasted a pig oh did you know she can set things on fire isn’t that fascinating, took the literal shirt off a mans back after she won a bet, found the goat again, and disappeared after drinking the party dry. of alcohol, dear, dont look so tense. three years later we find her in a cave with a hoard of gold and seven villages scared bloodless of a girl who can turn into a cat. lovely party. must do it again sometime