oh-here-we-go

demonicdaisychains  asked:

this drama is just reminding me of something Steven yuen said in his panel when he came to my city's comic expo about a month ago and I need to share: someone had asked this very kl@nce-centric question (and I don't want to make them out as the bad guy here they weren't obnoxious or anything but), basically "what do you think k//eith thinks of l@nce and internally I was like 'oh great here we go' BUT steven's response was just..... "uh..... He doesn't." And that was IT next question

OHHHH SHIT IM SO GLAD STEVEN DODGED THAT SHIT BUT OMFGGGG IM DEAD

10 fave characters tag

Rules: List ten of your favorite characters from ten different fandoms and tag ten others.

tagged by @leecherish <33

oh god here we go…
(i dont even have 10 fandoms lmfao jhgkdsf like even if i tried listing characters you never heard of so far, i couldn’t….because i dont have lol….so here’s the usual stuff)

  1. Spy (TF2 or should i rly write Team Fortress 2 lmfao)
  2. Samejima Mamimi (FLCL)
  3. Shirazumi Lio (Kara no Kyoukai)
  4. Razorbeard (Rayman 2)
  5. Jasper (Steven Universe)
  6. Undyne (Undertale)
  7. Flippy (Happy Tree Friends
  8. Kisshu (Tokyo Mew Mew)
  9. (i dont even have 10 fandoms/characters lmao i only care abt my first 3-4 send heLP) 
  10. Death the Kid (Soul Eater) holy shit

tagging @claraknight @haruka-tavares @fayfaery @raygirlramblings @eshapples-rb @irlmisha @strahldelune ✨ (i hope its ok if i tagged u ahah im just curious 👀 also ofc u dont have to do it!!)

8

The rise and fall of a champion.

Idk if someones done this before i just thought about it

and then made this

inspired a lot by that miku one.

Dong of love

Context: i play a male dwarf barbarian in a party with a female gnome wizard, male elf ranger, female half orc fighter, and a male human cleric. My dwarf has no facial hair because of story reasons and long braided hair. The cleric grew up in a human-only town and had never seen a dwarf before. So he was convinced that no beard meant he was female, and has continued to hit on my dwarf every chance he got. My dwarf, after a whole in game year of this constant flirting (he barely began to take notice) decides he’s had enough.

The following takes place as we are shopping in a busy marketplace.

Cleric: Oh look love,*holds up a jewel necklace* i got a gift for you!

Dwarf: Dont want it.

Cleric: Whats wrong love? You usually like it when i buy you things.

Me(ooc): We’re in the middle of a marketplace right?

DM: Yup, middle of the day, tons of people around you.

Me(ooc): Cool.

Dwarf: IM NOT YOUR GODDAMN-UH *pulls down pants* I have a dong so there!

Party(ooc): Starts to loose their shit.

Dm: Make an intimidation check.

*nat 1*

Party: *Hysteria intensifies*

DM: (cleric) you find youself blushing at the sight of his dong. (Dwarf) Role for seduction.

Me: Oh shit, here we go.

*rolls a 18*

Cleric(ooc): Im a cleric having some very unholy thoughts!

Cleric: I dont care. *grabs my dwarf’s hands* My feelings for you will never change. *kisses dwarf*

Me(ooc): Im…I..I have nothing. I literally cant think of anything to do.

DM: As this beautiful display is happening, surrounded by dozens of civillians with various expressions, the light bouncing off of (dwarf)’s dwarven butt cheeks catches the eyes of a guard.

Guard: Hey pull up those pants your under arrest.

Half orc: Back off this has been months in the making!

*rolls a nat 20 intimidation*

Guard: S-sorry!

Wizard: I cast an illusion of (dwarf)’s dong ‘reacting’.

Me(ooc): Too late.

Long story short they are still together and my dwarf is ring hunting. 

  • Remus: I still can't believe you all became Animagi for me.
  • James: Believe it, Remus. We're here for y- Sirius...?
  • Sirius: Mmmf- wat?
  • James: Er... should you be eating that?
  • Sirius: ...hmm?
  • Remus: Well, isn't your animagus a dog? ...Doesn't chocolate kill dogs?
  • Sirius: .....
  • *drops chocolate frog in shock*
  • James: *vague panic* I'm sure it'll be fine-
  • Sirius: AM I GOING TO DIE?
  • James: Oh here we go-
  • Sirius: REMUS, AM I GOING TO DIE??
  • Remus: I really don't think you're going to DIE, Sirius-
  • Sirius: THE ROOM
  • James: I shouldn't have even said anything-
  • Sirius: IT'S SPINNING
  • Remus: Sirius, you're overreacting-
  • Sirius: THE DARKNESS IS UPON ME
  • Sirius: THE LIGHT IS FADING
  • Sirius: WHERE ARE YOU? I CAN'T SEE YOU. JAMES, I CAN'T SEE YOU-
  • James: You're facing the wall, Sirius-
  • Sirius: OH, THE END IS NIGH, I'M WITHERING AWAY, HOW CRUEL FATE IS...
  • *Lies down on the floor*
  • Remus: ...
  • James: ...
  • Sirius: *not moving*
  • Remus: Should we -
  • James: Just leave him, we won't get any sleep tonight if we don't.

Bruce: Jason, why is my contact name in your phone “The other white meat”?

Jason: Oh god, here we go.

Dick: *Grabs the phone* I bet my name is something like “World’s best big brother”… “FREE FOOD”?! JASON that is so MEAN.

Tim: *Grabs the phone* Mine’s “We’re goin’ down, I’m yellin TIMber”… I mean. It’s creative I’ll give you that, Todd.

Damian: *Tt* You all are a bunch of imbeciles.

Tim: *laughing hysterically* Shut up… Emily Rose’s baby.

  • Relative/ Friend: OOOO WHO'S THAT YOU HAVE SET AS YOUR HOME SCEEEN
  • Me: Oh here we go again
  • Relative/ Fried: YOU'VE GOT A BOYFRIEND DONT YOU
  • Me: No
  • Relative/ Friend: ITS YOUR CRUSH THEN
  • Me: Well yes
  • Relative friend: WHEN CAN I MEET THEM
  • Me: After I do
  • Relative/ Friend: ...
  • Me: They don't know I exist.
  • Relative/ Friend: ...
  • Relative/ Friend: *inhales*
  • Relative/ Friend: Trash

purple-sadist  asked:

"O-Oso-kun, is something wrong? I've never seen you so p-pissed."

He just wants to die…

“Hah? Great, now I have to deal with you too…” Oso glares at Ichimatsu. “Look at you? What the hell is wrong with you? You complain about life and yet, you grew up normal. What the hell do you have to complain for!? Honestly, I think your constant whining for pain is disgusting too! Who the fuck gets turned on by pain!? Ya know what? Just fuck off!”

Oso huffs and turns away. His heart is beating so hard, he can feel his pulse throughout his whole body.

6

And here it is! The self project i gave myself! And if your smart, i drew these Sans’ with the face expressions of http://nightstorm02.tumblr.com/post/157676989679/yeah-sorry-about-that-this-is-probably-better and now im gonna write it in order.

Undertale sans by @undertale Underswap sans by … someone help me find out  Cross sans by @jakei95  Geno sans by @loverofpiggies  Outertale sans by @2mi27   Dream sans by @dreamtale-au  or joku    Ink sans by @comyet Gaster sans by @borurou   Reaper sans by @renrink    Heavenfell sans by @heavenfell-au   Fresh sans by @loverofpiggies   FoundAbove sans by @nightstorm02 Nightmare sans by @dreamtale-au or joku  Epictale sans by @yugogeer12  Ania(skeleton) by @ania-da-peasant   Huntertale sans by @huntertale-au        Plundertale sans? by @plundertale-au  Cat sans by @owosa                                    Swapfell sans by … someone help me find out                             Memoryfell sans by a good friend @burebu-luxiu

and thats all

INTP internal monologue
  • Someone: *expresses an opinion that is ignorant and illogical*
  • INTP: Oh ffs here we go.
  • Ti: That person is being ignorant and illogical. We have to correct them.
  • Ne: Yeah they're so narrow-minded. We have to make them see things from a different perspective.
  • Si: Yeah and they're just factually WRONG about this one thing as this handy Wikipedia article proves.
  • Fe: BUT WE'RE GOING TO LOOK LIKE A DICK IF WE ARGUE WITH THEM ESPECIALLY SINCE EVERYONE LIKES THIS PERSON AND ESPECIALLY SINCE LIKE OUR OPINION ON THIS PARTICULAR SUBJECT ISN'T EXACTLY NORMAL LOL
  • Ti: But
  • Ne: They're
  • Si: Wrong?
  • Fe: DO YOU GUYS WANT US TO LOOK LIKE A DICK
  • Ti + Ne + Si: ...no?
  • Someone: Sorry you looked like you were going to say something, INTP?
  • INTP: ...........nope. Never mind.

I love how in the Tales series a lot of the games start in way that wouldn’t expect would end with fighting god or saving the world.

Phantasia: Two kids go hunting in the local woods.

Symphonia: Boy gets yelled at to stay awake in class.

Vesperia: Man wants to fix the plumbing.

Graces: Brothers want to go see flowers bloom on a hill.

Innocence: Boy gets forced to play a game with his neighbors.

Xillia: Student wants to get his permission slip signed.

Xillia 2: Man goes to work at the train station.