oh-god-whyyyyyy

anonymous asked:

is it weird that i will never cry until the last 10 pages of a book like "oh hey this character died... huh" and then last page "OH MY GOD WHYYYYYY"

maybe it’s cuz the full weight of the character’s death doesnt happen until you near the end and there’s no hope of them returning and everything is terrible and things are going wrong and even if things seem okay you know something is gonna get fucked and it just keeps getting worse and worse aND YOU WANT TO D I E

…i mean what

anonymous asked:

See, I'm asexual, but when I turn into a dragon, I tend to smell like lemons. Is that unnatural?

Well, I mean.  “Unnatural” is such a judgemental term.  It’s like “against the laws of god and man” and “oh my god why whyyyyyy oh the humanity”.  I would say “unusual”.   Asexual dragons are known to sometimes smell like citrus, however.  I have an acquaintance who smells like kumquats.

The TMNT Fandom for Season Two so Far:
  • The Mutation Situation: "OH MY GOD APRIL'S DAD! NOOOO!"
  • Invasion of the Squirrelanoids: "MIKEY!!!! WE LOVE YOU!"
  • Follow the Leader: "RAPHAEL IS BASICALLY A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH HIS PIGEON FRIENDS."
  • Mutagen Man Unleashed: "CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES!"
  • Mikey Gets Shellacne: "BREAKFAST. MIKEY. DOGPOUND AND FISHFACE. STOCKMAN. RAHZAR. CURE HIM. ASDFGHJKL;"
  • Target April O'Neil: "APRITELLO, NOOOOOO!..........APRITELLO, YESSSSSSSS!"
  • Slash and Destroy: "SPIKE NO, OH MY GOD SPIKE IS SLASH AND HE-- LEONARDO IS HAVING A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL; LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • The Good, the Bad and Casey Jones: "THE HIATUS IS OVER AND THE BROMANCE IS HERE. SEND HELP, I CAN'T BREATHE. THE BROMANCE IS HERE."
  • The Kraang Conspiracy: "April, April, April, April, April, Kraang sweet sixteen birthday party, April, April Derp, April, RAPHRIL, April, April, APRITELLO."
  • Fungous Humungous: "AM I ON AN ACID TRIP RIGHT NOW? WERE THE WRITERS ON AN ACID TRIP WHEN THEY WROTE THIS? THOSE MUSHROOMS ARE DANCING. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING....."
  • Metalhead Rewired: "OH MY GOD METALHEAD WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
  • Of Rats and Men: "ICE. CREAM. KITTY. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part One: "WORMS. SHREDDER. TIGERCLAW. KARAI. TOO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part Two: "1987 TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Mazes and Mutants: "REFERENCE ALL THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!"
The TMNT Fandom For Season Two:
  • The Mutation Situation: "OH MY GOD APRIL'S DAD! NOOOO!"
  • Invasion of the Squirrelanoids: "MIKEY!!!! WE LOVE YOU!"
  • Follow the Leader: "RAPHAEL IS BASICALLY A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH HIS PIGEON FRIENDS."
  • Mutagen Man Unleashed: "CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES!"
  • Mikey Gets Shellacne: "BREAKFAST. MIKEY. DOGPOUND AND FISHFACE. STOCKMAN. RAHZAR. CURE HIM. ASDFGHJKL;"
  • Target April O'Neil: "APRITELLO, NOOOOOO!..........APRITELLO, YESSSSSSSS!"
  • Slash and Destroy: "SPIKE NO, OH MY GOD SPIKE IS SLASH AND HE-- LEONARDO IS HAVING A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL; LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • The Good, the Bad and Casey Jones: "THE HIATUS IS OVER AND THE BROMANCE IS HERE. SEND HELP, I CAN'T BREATHE. THE BROMANCE IS HERE."
  • The Kraang Conspiracy: "April, April, April, April, April, Kraang sweet sixteen birthday party, April, April Derp, April, RAPHRIL, April, April, APRITELLO."
  • Fungous Humungous: "AM I ON AN ACID TRIP RIGHT NOW? WERE THE WRITERS ON AN ACID TRIP WHEN THEY WROTE THIS? THOSE MUSHROOMS ARE DANCING. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING....."
  • Metalhead Rewired: "OH MY GOD METALHEAD WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
  • Of Rats and Men: "ICE. CREAM. KITTY. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part One: "WORMS. SHREDDER. TIGER CLAW. KARAI. TOO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part Two: "1987 TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Mazes and Mutants: "REFERENCE ALL THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!"
  • The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman: "My feels are all over the place right now and I just can't even........"
  • Newtralized!: "No, Slash, you are a bad guy!!!!!!"
  • Pizza Face: "If Jason Biggs was replaced, WE RIOT......................."
  • The Wrath of Tiger Claw: "Karai. You in danger girl."
  • The Legend of Kuro Kabuto: "THE RUSSIAN GUY IS BACK! YAY!"
  • Plan 10: "WHEN WILL THAT WHICH IS KNOWN AS KRAANG'S REFLECTION SHOW WHO KRAANG IS ON THAT WHICH IS KNOWN AS INSIDEEEEEE."
  • Vengeance is Mine: "KARAI. NO. THAT IS NOT OKAY 2012 WRITERS. YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT. NO. *EXPLODES*."
  • A Chinatown Ghost Story: "THAT WAS LITERALLY BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA AND I AM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! ALL THE NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!!"
  • Into Dimension X!: "GO MIKEY GO MIKEY GO."
  • The Invasion, Part One: "NO. NOT IRMA. NOOOOOO."
  • The Invasion, Part Two: "LEO. LEATHERHEAD. SPLINTER. MIKEY AND RAPH. DONNIE. TURTLE MECH. FEELS. FEELS. FEELS. FEELS. FEELS. THIS SEASON AND THIS FINALE DESTROYED ME."
The TMNT Fandom For Season Two So Far:
  • The Mutation Situation: "OH MY GOD APRIL'S DAD! NOOOO!"
  • Invasion of the Squirrelanoids: "MIKEY!!!! WE LOVE YOU!"
  • Follow the Leader: "RAPHAEL IS BASICALLY A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH HIS PIGEON FRIENDS."
  • Mutagen Man Unleashed: "CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES!"
  • Mikey Gets Shellacne: "BREAKFAST. MIKEY. DOGPOUND AND FISHFACE. STOCKMAN. RAHZAR. CURE HIM. ASDFGHJKL;"
  • Target April O'Neil: "APRITELLO, NOOOOOO!..........APRITELLO, YESSSSSSSS!"
  • Slash and Destroy: "SPIKE NO, OH MY GOD SPIKE IS SLASH AND HE-- LEONARDO IS HAVING A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL; LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • The Good, the Bad and Casey Jones: "THE HIATUS IS OVER AND THE BROMANCE IS HERE. SEND HELP, I CAN'T BREATHE. THE BROMANCE IS HERE."
  • The Kraang Conspiracy: "April, April, April, April, April, Kraang sweet sixteen birthday party, April, April Derp, April, RAPHRIL, April, April, APRITELLO."
  • Fungous Humungous: "AM I ON AN ACID TRIP RIGHT NOW? WERE THE WRITERS ON AN ACID TRIP WHEN THEY WROTE THIS? THOSE MUSHROOMS ARE DANCING. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING....."
  • Metalhead Rewired: "OH MY GOD METALHEAD WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
  • Of Rats and Men: "ICE. CREAM. KITTY. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part One: "WORMS. SHREDDER. TIGER CLAW. KARAI. TOO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part Two: "1987 TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Mazes and Mutants: "REFERENCE ALL THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!"
  • The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman: "My feels are all over the place right now and I just can't even........"
  • Newtralized!: "No, Slash, you are a bad guy!!!!!!"
  • Pizza Face: "If Jason Biggs was replaced, WE RIOT......................."
  • The Wrath of Tiger Claw: "Karai. You in danger girl."
  • The Legend of Kuro Kabuto: "THE RUSSIAN GUY IS BACK! YAY!"
  • Plan 10: "WHEN WILL THAT WHICH IS KNOWN AS KRAANG'S REFLECTION SHOW WHO KRAANG IS ON THAT WHICH IS KNOWN AS INSIDEEEEEE."
  • Vengeance is Mine: "KARAI. NO. THAT IS NOT OKAY 2012 WRITERS. YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT. NO. *EXPLODES*."
> On pixiv...

> …

> happens to find a new picture in the Souji/Yosuke tag

> R-18 tag to be more specific

> clicks

> …

> you are horrified to find it’s a short manga of Yosuke & the Porntagonist from Perofella…

> …

> YOU ARE SUDDENLY REMINDED OF SCISSORS-KUN

> /SOBS