oh-god-whyyyyyy

Peter: Wow, MJ! You ate every last bite of my first pie!

MJ: What can I say, loser? You’re a good cook even on your first try!

Peter: 😍😍

MJ: ☺️☺️☺️

MJ: *after Peter has gone home* 🤢🤢 *brushes her teeth and uses a hella lot of mouth wash* oh god whyyyyyy

Tagging: @suplosers @aqhrodites @peterjonesparker @here-be-spideychelle

anonymous asked:

See, I'm asexual, but when I turn into a dragon, I tend to smell like lemons. Is that unnatural?

Well, I mean.  “Unnatural” is such a judgemental term.  It’s like “against the laws of god and man” and “oh my god why whyyyyyy oh the humanity”.  I would say “unusual”.   Asexual dragons are known to sometimes smell like citrus, however.  I have an acquaintance who smells like kumquats.

The TMNT Fandom For Season Two:
  • The Mutation Situation: "OH MY GOD APRIL'S DAD! NOOOO!"
  • Invasion of the Squirrelanoids: "MIKEY!!!! WE LOVE YOU!"
  • Follow the Leader: "RAPHAEL IS BASICALLY A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH HIS PIGEON FRIENDS."
  • Mutagen Man Unleashed: "CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES!"
  • Mikey Gets Shellacne: "BREAKFAST. MIKEY. DOGPOUND AND FISHFACE. STOCKMAN. RAHZAR. CURE HIM. ASDFGHJKL;"
  • Target April O'Neil: "APRITELLO, NOOOOOO!..........APRITELLO, YESSSSSSSS!"
  • Slash and Destroy: "SPIKE NO, OH MY GOD SPIKE IS SLASH AND HE-- LEONARDO IS HAVING A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL; LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • The Good, the Bad and Casey Jones: "THE HIATUS IS OVER AND THE BROMANCE IS HERE. SEND HELP, I CAN'T BREATHE. THE BROMANCE IS HERE."
  • The Kraang Conspiracy: "April, April, April, April, April, Kraang sweet sixteen birthday party, April, April Derp, April, RAPHRIL, April, April, APRITELLO."
  • Fungous Humungous: "AM I ON AN ACID TRIP RIGHT NOW? WERE THE WRITERS ON AN ACID TRIP WHEN THEY WROTE THIS? THOSE MUSHROOMS ARE DANCING. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING....."
  • Metalhead Rewired: "OH MY GOD METALHEAD WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
  • Of Rats and Men: "ICE. CREAM. KITTY. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part One: "WORMS. SHREDDER. TIGER CLAW. KARAI. TOO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part Two: "1987 TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Mazes and Mutants: "REFERENCE ALL THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!"
  • The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman: "My feels are all over the place right now and I just can't even........"
  • Newtralized!: "No, Slash, you are a bad guy!!!!!!"
  • Pizza Face: "If Jason Biggs was replaced, WE RIOT......................."
  • The Wrath of Tiger Claw: "Karai. You in danger girl."
  • The Legend of Kuro Kabuto: "THE RUSSIAN GUY IS BACK! YAY!"
  • Plan 10: "WHEN WILL THAT WHICH IS KNOWN AS KRAANG'S REFLECTION SHOW WHO KRAANG IS ON THAT WHICH IS KNOWN AS INSIDEEEEEE."
  • Vengeance is Mine: "KARAI. NO. THAT IS NOT OKAY 2012 WRITERS. YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT. NO. *EXPLODES*."
  • A Chinatown Ghost Story: "THAT WAS LITERALLY BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA AND I AM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! ALL THE NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!!"
  • Into Dimension X!: "GO MIKEY GO MIKEY GO."
  • The Invasion, Part One: "NO. NOT IRMA. NOOOOOO."
  • The Invasion, Part Two: "LEO. LEATHERHEAD. SPLINTER. MIKEY AND RAPH. DONNIE. TURTLE MECH. FEELS. FEELS. FEELS. FEELS. FEELS. THIS SEASON AND THIS FINALE DESTROYED ME."
The TMNT Fandom for Season Two so Far:
  • The Mutation Situation: "OH MY GOD APRIL'S DAD! NOOOO!"
  • Invasion of the Squirrelanoids: "MIKEY!!!! WE LOVE YOU!"
  • Follow the Leader: "RAPHAEL IS BASICALLY A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH HIS PIGEON FRIENDS."
  • Mutagen Man Unleashed: "CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES!"
  • Mikey Gets Shellacne: "BREAKFAST. MIKEY. DOGPOUND AND FISHFACE. STOCKMAN. RAHZAR. CURE HIM. ASDFGHJKL;"
  • Target April O'Neil: "APRITELLO, NOOOOOO!..........APRITELLO, YESSSSSSSS!"
  • Slash and Destroy: "SPIKE NO, OH MY GOD SPIKE IS SLASH AND HE-- LEONARDO IS HAVING A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL; LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • The Good, the Bad and Casey Jones: "THE HIATUS IS OVER AND THE BROMANCE IS HERE. SEND HELP, I CAN'T BREATHE. THE BROMANCE IS HERE."
  • The Kraang Conspiracy: "April, April, April, April, April, Kraang sweet sixteen birthday party, April, April Derp, April, RAPHRIL, April, April, APRITELLO."
  • Fungous Humungous: "AM I ON AN ACID TRIP RIGHT NOW? WERE THE WRITERS ON AN ACID TRIP WHEN THEY WROTE THIS? THOSE MUSHROOMS ARE DANCING. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING....."
  • Metalhead Rewired: "OH MY GOD METALHEAD WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
  • Of Rats and Men: "ICE. CREAM. KITTY. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part One: "WORMS. SHREDDER. TIGERCLAW. KARAI. TOO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part Two: "1987 TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Mazes and Mutants: "REFERENCE ALL THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!"
The TMNT Fandom For Season Two So Far:
  • The Mutation Situation: "OH MY GOD APRIL'S DAD! NOOOO!"
  • Invasion of the Squirrelanoids: "MIKEY!!!! WE LOVE YOU!"
  • Follow the Leader: "RAPHAEL IS BASICALLY A DISNEY PRINCESS WITH HIS PIGEON FRIENDS."
  • Mutagen Man Unleashed: "CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES CASEY JONES!"
  • Mikey Gets Shellacne: "BREAKFAST. MIKEY. DOGPOUND AND FISHFACE. STOCKMAN. RAHZAR. CURE HIM. ASDFGHJKL;"
  • Target April O'Neil: "APRITELLO, NOOOOOO!..........APRITELLO, YESSSSSSSS!"
  • Slash and Destroy: "SPIKE NO, OH MY GOD SPIKE IS SLASH AND HE-- LEONARDO IS HAVING A TEA PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!! ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL;ASDFGHJKL; LEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • The Good, the Bad and Casey Jones: "THE HIATUS IS OVER AND THE BROMANCE IS HERE. SEND HELP, I CAN'T BREATHE. THE BROMANCE IS HERE."
  • The Kraang Conspiracy: "April, April, April, April, April, Kraang sweet sixteen birthday party, April, April Derp, April, RAPHRIL, April, April, APRITELLO."
  • Fungous Humungous: "AM I ON AN ACID TRIP RIGHT NOW? WERE THE WRITERS ON AN ACID TRIP WHEN THEY WROTE THIS? THOSE MUSHROOMS ARE DANCING. WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING....."
  • Metalhead Rewired: "OH MY GOD METALHEAD WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
  • Of Rats and Men: "ICE. CREAM. KITTY. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part One: "WORMS. SHREDDER. TIGER CLAW. KARAI. TOO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING."
  • The Manhattan Project, Part Two: "1987 TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Mazes and Mutants: "REFERENCE ALL THE FANDOMS!!!!!!!!"
  • The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman: "My feels are all over the place right now and I just can't even........"
  • Newtralized!: "No, Slash, you are a bad guy!!!!!!"
  • Pizza Face: "If Jason Biggs was replaced, WE RIOT......................."
  • The Wrath of Tiger Claw: "Karai. You in danger girl."
  • The Legend of Kuro Kabuto: "THE RUSSIAN GUY IS BACK! YAY!"
  • Plan 10: "WHEN WILL THAT WHICH IS KNOWN AS KRAANG'S REFLECTION SHOW WHO KRAANG IS ON THAT WHICH IS KNOWN AS INSIDEEEEEE."
  • Vengeance is Mine: "KARAI. NO. THAT IS NOT OKAY 2012 WRITERS. YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT. NO. *EXPLODES*."