Husband Reacts to 1D: Talk Dirty to Me
I had to apologize in advance for showing Husband this video. I knew he would hate it. But it was requested, and far be it from me to deny his fans an experience. Thanks for being a good sport, Hubs!
“Oh God. 1D Day? Is that like a gay pride festival? Do they celebrate having one penis between the five of them?”
“What the fuck is thiiiiis?”
“The people around them are not enjoying this at all. They are completely over it. I read a post on Reddit by somebody who worked with them once. He called them ‘a bunch of fucking hyena-children’ and I totally get it.”
“And Harry is putting on deodorant in the background.”
“IS HE WEARING TIGHTS?! I swear he is always wearing tights. And they’re unbuttoned. Why do I have to watch this?” (he got a look of despair on his face at this point) “Honestly, this is so creepy.”
“That poor woman. Harry seems like he’s probably exhausting to deal with on a daily basis. She’s probably thinking ‘I’m trying to get work done, and you’re shaking your fucking butterfly at me.’”
“They need to plug in their Xbox properly. They had the wrong input selected. No wonder they’re bored and dancing like idiots.”
“Those boys are THE worst dancers I have ever seen.”
“I hate you for making me watch that.”
I call that a success.