oh-god-my-ears

I was tagged by agata aka queensblake <33

Physical book or e-book?
i prefer physical books but i always have some e-books on my phone for when i’m in the bus or just bored etc.

Audio or book in hand?
book in hand definitely!!

Paperback or hardcover?
um um um paperback i think?? depends on the book

Adult or Young Adult?
young adult forever

Series or Standalone?
hmm series

Dog ears or bookmarks?
bookmarks, oh my god

Breaking the spine or barely opening the book?
barely opening when it’s my own book yes

Borrow or buy?
buy!! i have to buy all books always omg. but when i start a new serie or sth i borrow the first one from the library first mostly..

Bookstore or Online?
bookstores are my home

Fiction or non-fiction?
fiction

Fantasy world or real life issues?
fantasy definitely! although i read real life a lot too

Kindle, Ipad, or other?
just my phone pls

Monster read or short and sweet?
i really don’t care as long as it’s good

Starry eyed romance or full of action?
a mix of both pls

Curl up in a Snuggie or bathe in the sun?
curl up in a snuggie hehe

Read the review or decide for yourself ?
i always just read a short summary/the back of the book

Zombies or unicorns?
un… icorns??

i tag quiclksilver, wandamaximoffe and emiliaclarke

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Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, Princess!

my mom and her boyfriend are in her bedroom downstairs, and they’re doin their kinky shit. Now I’m not against kinky shit, but MAN I didn’t need to HEAR MY MOM DOIN IT FUCK.

I JUST WANTED SOME APPLEJACKS.

I DIDN’T EVEN GET MY APPLEJACKS.

 “What the fu— come here, you better not be… you’re taller than me. You’re actually fucking taller than me.” 

I realized I haven’t really colored anything super pretty for MBYT so I had to fix that UvU/


Eve: It is impossible for me to contain the unholy noises of delight.
YOU DID JOHN’S HORRIBLE GREEN BRACER ELASTICS <3<3<3

Holy dang Karkat your eyes are too damn striking (your eyes, an inferno, your breasts, also an inferno) AND HIS HORNS.

Joanna Newsom's voice in that "Peach Plum Pear" song

makes me want funnel a colony of fire ants into both of my ear canals, allowing them to ferociously feast on my eardrums. I’m sure that might feel/sound better than that atrocious shrill she calls a voice. 

She’s a performer doing what she loves and that’s great, but no thanks. I’ll pass on that. 

EDIT: Holy fuck, I thought it might have just been that song, but nope… its just her voice. 

can you imagine an old lady saying ‘manny’ in an annoying, croaky voice

like the old lady repeatedly asking what spongebob and patrick were selling

what what are they selling

manny