oh-god-my-ears

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Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, Princess!

my mom and her boyfriend are in her bedroom downstairs, and they’re doin their kinky shit. Now I’m not against kinky shit, but MAN I didn’t need to HEAR MY MOM DOIN IT FUCK.

I JUST WANTED SOME APPLEJACKS.

I DIDN’T EVEN GET MY APPLEJACKS.

Joanna Newsom's voice in that "Peach Plum Pear" song

makes me want funnel a colony of fire ants into both of my ear canals, allowing them to ferociously feast on my eardrums. I’m sure that might feel/sound better than that atrocious shrill she calls a voice. 

She’s a performer doing what she loves and that’s great, but no thanks. I’ll pass on that. 

EDIT: Holy fuck, I thought it might have just been that song, but nope… its just her voice. 

can you imagine an old lady saying ‘manny’ in an annoying, croaky voice

like the old lady repeatedly asking what spongebob and patrick were selling

what what are they selling

manny

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I put my iPod on shuffle and this came on right after a really relaxing song. MY BODY WAS NOT READY.