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Oh my god, I was just walking my dog and this fox just appeared out of nowhere and at first its just staring at me, and then it wondered over to us and luckily my dog was friendly enough for it to sniff her and then it started playing with my dogs ball oh my god i wish i had my camera i’ve never seen a fox this friendly ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, Princess!

staggeringlyjily asked:

LILY IS AN ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS SINGER BUT SHE WONT SHUT UP BUT JAMES SECRETLY LOVES IT

  • okay seventh year Lily likes to sing in the shower and sirius can hear her from the dorm and oH MY GOD EVANS IM RIPPING OFF MY OWN EARS STOP THIS MADNESS  
  • Remus and Peter finally LOSING IT and turning off the hot water and then charming it to be GREEN DYE and shit peter maybe we shouldnt have done thIS LILY NO
    *terrified screaming*
    she once had an hour long shower because she went through every single song in Les Mis and started again everytime someone yelled at her 
  • when lily sings she likes to THROW HER HANDS AROUND and PERFORM for the ADORING AUDIENCE and FUCK ME i hit my HAND on the DOOR call the POLICE JAMES
  • LILY YOURE GUNNA BREAK MY HAND IF YOU DONT STOP SQUEZZING IT YOU’RE NOT D Y I N G 
  • ‘YOU DONT KNOW THAT JAMES’
  • Lily ends up breaking her hand, two of James’s fingers and the hospital wing light because FUCK YOU SIRIUS THIS ISNT FUNNY
  • needless to say, lily stuck to baths more after that

my mom and her boyfriend are in her bedroom downstairs, and they’re doin their kinky shit. Now I’m not against kinky shit, but MAN I didn’t need to HEAR MY MOM DOIN IT FUCK.

I JUST WANTED SOME APPLEJACKS.

I DIDN’T EVEN GET MY APPLEJACKS.

Joanna Newsom's voice in that "Peach Plum Pear" song

makes me want funnel a colony of fire ants into both of my ear canals, allowing them to ferociously feast on my eardrums. I’m sure that might feel/sound better than that atrocious shrill she calls a voice. 

She’s a performer doing what she loves and that’s great, but no thanks. I’ll pass on that. 

EDIT: Holy fuck, I thought it might have just been that song, but nope… its just her voice. 

can you imagine an old lady saying ‘manny’ in an annoying, croaky voice

like the old lady repeatedly asking what spongebob and patrick were selling

what what are they selling

manny

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I put my iPod on shuffle and this came on right after a really relaxing song. MY BODY WAS NOT READY.