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That moment when you don’t sleep, get bored of working on your final projects and end up doodling at 3 AM in the morning… I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore… But yeah,  Adrien learns Marinette likes… Adrien? what?

Oh god… I need to sleep. 

Someone take me away from the computer.

elyon-kurae replied to your post: I actually did my research on this. Not including…

Must have a quite high child support …Oh wait…..

I. Am. Their. ONLY. Parent. 

aka that’s him saying what the hell is child support?

Rwby: don't try to pull one on a older brother
  • Nora: Jaune we want to talk to you
  • Jaune: oh god i need to sleep in the hall again so you six can have the room again
  • Ruby: no not tonight anyway
  • Yang: we want to have nice conversations with you
  • Jaune: ... Let me guess ruby want me to make you a cookie milkshake its in the freezer for you
  • Ruby: awesome thanks
  • Jaune: nora ren is not here so you want pancakes those are in toaster for you
  • Nora: thanks dude
  • Jaune: blake you want me to pick up that new book for you its on the nightstand
  • Blake: thanks Juan
  • Jaune: its jaune anyway yang you wanted to the newest punny book it's also on the nightstand
  • Yang: dude awesome thanks for the favor
  • Jaune: and last but not least weiss you wanted me give the lastest oprea tape its in side of the nightstand
  • Weiss: ..much thanks
  • Jaune: anything else you wanted to talk about
  • Everyone else: ... Not that i can think of
  • Jaune: ok great chat
so this is love

for simon snow, who is nineteen today. happy birthday, sunshine! 

summary: simon has been falling in love with baz all along. he only needed to realise it.


When you fall in love with someone, it’s the most magical and shocking thing. You don’t expect it. No one ever sees it coming, even though, oftentimes, there are signs. Little ones, scattered throughout days and sentences and touches. Lost in the cracks between the louder and more obvious feelings that come to you on a daily basis.

Simon doesn’t see the signs when they happen.

He doesn’t notice the way he instinctively - and helplessly - smiles every time Baz walks into the room.

Or the way his stomach squeezes when Baz touches his hand, rests his chin on Simon’s shoulder, smiles against his skin.

Or the way his heart melts and somersaults and falls and stops, all at the same time, whenever Baz kisses him, placing a finger under Simon’s chin to tilt his face up, holding his neck with his other hand, his thumb brushing circles into Simon’s skin.

He doesn’t catch himself looking a little too long when Baz is playing his violin or reading or staring out the window at the world as it moves past them (which, Simon has learned, is a regular habit of his).

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Warriors of Light strategy meetings (OOC)

Okay, so.

I was speaking with @kinenzephyra-ffxiv, @aurdorgreenweld, and @okashiikazegane about making an in-game campaign, and I was struck with this…. vivid mental scene of the Warriors of Light trying to have a strategy meeting.

PLD: Guys, we need to infiltrate the Garlean Empire and defeat them once and for all!

SCH: You do realize that you’re going to need to be more specific, right?

DRG: *Leans back in chair and falls over*

DRK: Well, we could always try entry via Castrum {Garlean name}…

WAR: *Is already on his 4th rum*

MNK: Quite exquisite tea, WHM.

WHM: Thank you I imported the cherry blossom leaves from Doma.

NIN: *hisses like a snake* Liiiieeeesssss….. There is no more Doma. There is no more Doma for the Empire to burn and poison…. Liiieeeessss

PLD: GUYS! Pay attention! DRK’s got a good point-

SCH: Except for that they started moving their Aetheroresearch products to that point.

DRK: MCH, can you tell us anything about their defenses and fortress?

MCH: *Minimizing Facebook on laptop* Give me a few minutes. I’ll analyze their computer system.

BRD: But I wanted to watch more cat videos…

PLD: So while MCH hacks the Empire, let’s discuss-

SCH: Not like that. Why don’t you overwhelm their servers with a DDOS attack?

MCH: *Eye twitches* I think I know what I’m doing…

SCH: DO YOU, REALLY? I PARSED YOU AT ONLY 1600 THE OTHER NIGHT

MCH: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN”T LET ME DIE

SCH: DODGE THE FUCKING AOES

MCH: PLD WAS SUPPOSED TO STUN IT

PLD: WHAT DID YOU SAY

MNK: Oh, this is getting good. *sips tea*

WHM: Quite. *sips tea*

Someone knocks at the door, BLM answers it.

BLM: Yes?

Wasd Wasdf: Greetings, DEFENDER S OF EORZEA ! \/\/e are happ y to $ell you FUNNY! game-

BLM: *Obliterates gil salesman with Fire IV and kicks the door shut*

AST: *From upstairs* Guys, could you keep it down? I’m trying to move the stars or something.

SCH: BULLOCKS!

*Everyone screaming*

MNK and WHM: *Calmly sips tea*

SMN: HEY EVERYONE HOLD UP MY SOUL CRYSTAL’S VIBRATING

Everyone: *Shuts up and looks confused*

SMN: *Takes out soul crystal from pocket and holds it up to her ear* Yeah, hey. Who this?

SMN: Bahamut sweetie, I told you I’d get you a pizza on the way home from the meeting.

SMN: Gurl, NO. NO HE DIDN’T. SEPH DID NOT JUST ASK YOU TO GO TO THE GYM WITH HIM ON ARM DAY

SMN: Oh hold on my signal’s bad.

SMN: *Equips Caller’s Horn*

SMN: So wait, you wanted extra lalafell on your pizza? I got you fam.

SMN: BITCH, NO. WHO WON RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE? NAW

PLD: ….Could you n-

SMN: Baha bae hold on just a minute.

SMN: *Casts Tri-disaster and Fester on PLD*

SMN: Gurl hold ON someone’s tryin’ to reach me.

SMN: Who this?

SMN:

SMN:

SMN:

SMN: Say no more I’ll call an Uber.

SMN: *Taps her soul crystal a few times*

Bismarck: Yes, hello, SMN? I’m your Uber driver.

SMN: *Puts on a pair of Ministrel’s Spectacles and kicks PLD’s unrevived body* BYE FELICIA. *Hops on Bismarck* BYE ALL YOU FELICIAS

Everyone:

Everyone:

Everyone:

DRG: (Raise) (Please.)