the mario kart 8 video consists of:

-innuendos that will make you choke

-dan’s beautiful shirt

-i’m right up your butt (philtops2k15)

-unfortunately no pro tips

-too much triv that you can never handle

-dan’s face of ‘i won’

-more all or nothing fun

-phil looking touched by dan’s speech, ‘if it makes me look like the better sportsman… by constantly sacrificing, you know, my safety for you… then sure.’

-dan’s swearing and phil’s sweet victory

-something about a couch breaking cough cough don’t break it *again* cough cough