Little League”, by Cap'n Jazz, taken from Analphabetapolothology (1998). 

danupert  asked:

First name: Lani Nickname:? Age:16 Gender: F Sexual Orientation:? Nationality: American pig-dog Relationship status: Single maybe? Likes: Rooster Teeth, RWBY, Once Upon A Time, Frozen. Dislikes:? Random fact: Your birthday is on Boxing day. (how did I do?)

Yoooo! Pert good bro!

Lani’s actually both my name and nickname.

I am legally allowed to get my sidewalk speed bump maker card.


I relate to that question mark on a spiritual level.

Hey! I prefer to go with Hawaiian!



Let’s not get into that conversation.

What is Boxing Day even? I’ve always wanted to know.