oh-blake

  • Blake: My girlfriend is such an idiot.
  • Yang: W-WHAT!? You have a girlfriend!?
  • Blake: Yeah, and she's about as intelligent as a brick.
  • Yang: Well maybe you should date someone smarter! And better for you! And they have pretty eyes!
  • Jaune: Welp, someone has to step up to the plate, I guess it's gotta be-
  • Pyrrha: (Literally on fire)
  • Jaune: -somebody else.
  • Yang: This girl of yours sounds awful!
  • Blake: Yang you shouldn't be so hard on yourself.
  • All: ...
  • Ghira: She's so fucking smooth oh my god.

anonymous asked:

What's the MOST EXTRA Bellarke scene you like?

Oooh this is a fun ask.

But this is going to be hard because Bellamy and Clarke are so Extra about each other it’s ridiculous.

I mean there are SO MANY EXTRA MOMENTS

We’ve got THIS gem:

Originally posted by its-mrsbrightside

Bellamy sweety she was not going to drink from a poisoned cup like you didn’t need to be an Extra hoe and knock it out of her hand your feelings are showing

Originally posted by bellarkestories

Originally posted by mockingjaykatniss2

LITERALLY WHAT WAS THE POINT OF CHECKING HIS BANDAGE AGAIN CLARKE WHAT WAS THE POINT

there was no point she just wanted to touch bellamy’s beautiful hands and make a cute (dumb) joke

Originally posted by love-infatuation

Don’t even talk to me about this fucking scene right here there was no reason for Bellamy to catch her NO REASON! 

SHE IS JOGGING!!! 

Girl can stop herself on her own but NOPE she HAD to run into Bellamy’s big and beautiful arms she just HAD to

tbh i would too

Originally posted by sweetheartsandsweetdreams

HE FEEDS HER THE FUCKING CHIP LIKE ???? SHE HAS HANDS ???? BUT NO HERE LEMME FEED IT TO YOU MYSELF BOO IT’LL BE GREAT, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FONDUE WITH THAT? CHOCOLATE ??? STRAWBERRIES ??? I GOT U BABE

Originally posted by mermaeids

THIS SCENE MAKES ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD MR. EXTRA BELLAMY BLAKE LITERALLY CRASHED A VEHICLE BECAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY STARING LOVINGLY AT CLARKE HEY BOB IS THIS WHAT YOU MEANT AT UNITY DAYS ABOUT BEING ANNOYED ABOUT THE SCRIPT SAYING “Bellamy stares loving at Clarke” BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY 

CRASHED 

FUCKING

CAR 

BECAUSE OF IT

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

(I WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING ABOUT THIS SCENE)

Okay okay so those were some good scenes, but of all of them … the most Extra scene that is my FAVOURITE scene has to go to this one:

Originally posted by saviourblake-archive

She literally THROWS herself at him. Like, that’s how happy she is to see him. I mean, compare this hug to her hug with Raven or - fuck - to her hug with Octavia, who she ALSO didn’t know was alive (and didn’t even ask her mom either???) She’s just like “oh hey octavia didn’t see you there, I thought you were dead but tbh i only ever really cared about your brother, it’s Chill tho”

SHE IS SO EXTRA ABOUT BELLAMY BLAKE OH MY GOD

This scene is just a really amazing scene because it’s so HAPPY and pure and beautiful. And it was a first in their relationship (first hug, it signalled the start of their dynamic in Season 2). So that’s why it’s my favourite Extra scene. Whether it’s the MOST Extra scene … that’s up for debate. But it’s definitely Extra, and it’s definitely amazing, so this is my answer :)

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This video is so raw and so beautiful, I’m having difficulties breathing. Oh, Bellarke….

RWBY Characters as told by Qrow Branwen
  • Ruby: Uncle Qrow! Uncle Qrow! We've got some people we want you to meet!
  • Qrow: Wassat? Ugh, too damn early!
  • Yang: Uh, it's two seventeen in the afternoon...
  • Qrow: Ugh, whatever ya little bastards, lemme see if I can remember these guys from what you've told me.
  • Yang: Well, for starters, that's Blake.
  • Qrow: Oh yeah, the goth and moody one.
  • Ruby: This is Weiss!
  • Qrow: ...Winter?
  • Yang: This is Nora.
  • Qrow: Ah, yes. The hazard.
  • Ruby: Next to her is Ren!
  • Qrow: The hazard warning.
  • Yang: The red head is Pyrrha.
  • Qrow: Is she the sexually repressed one...?
  • Ruby: That's Jaune!
  • Qrow: ...Oh yeah, that's her cock block.
  • Ruby: And this is my friend Penny!
  • Qrow: Huh? Aren't you supposed to be dead-
  • (A ridiculous series of unlucky events happen that lead to Penny short-circuiting)
  • Qrow: Ah shit, my bad.
  • Kali: Okay Yang. I am going to a word and you say the first thing that comes to your mind. Okay?
  • Yang: You got it.
  • Kali: Hot.
  • Yang: Blake.
  • Kali: Cat.
  • Yang: Blake.
  • Kali: Love.
  • Yang: Blake.
  • Kali: Duck.
  • Yang: Blake in a duck suit.
  • Kali: ... Raven?
  • Yang: Total bitch.
  • Kali: That's a relief. *She thinks to herself.* Treasure.
  • Yang: Blake Belladonnabooty.
  • Ghira: What is wrong with you?
  • Yang: I have your daughter running through my mind twentyfour seven after she stole my heart, Mr. B.
  • Blake: Yaaaaaang. *Covering her blushing face.*
  • Kali: Okay. Okay. Just one moment... Kali.
  • Yang: Milf... Oh fuck.
  • Kali: Oh my.
  • Blake: OH MY GOD!
  • Ghira: ... *Everyone looks at him.* ... What? I agree with her.
  • Kali: Aaaw sweetie.~<3
  • Blake: I hate this family.
  • Yang: And I can't wait to be apart of it.

grimmend  asked:

Oh, I thought Blake accidentally used magic on his gun (Not knowing they were now a wizard), kind of like how Frisk accidentally shielded.

Shit why didn’t I think of that… I changed my mind! That’s the new canon! Blake just thinks that it was an ammo mishap!
-TQ

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  • Blake: Yang, we need to talk.
  • Yang: Sure wassup Babe? *Yang smiled turning in her chair to see Blake and to her surprise Ruby.* Oh Hey sis. Is something wrong?
  • Ruby: Its about you and Weiss.
  • Yang: Huh? What about us?
  • Blake: Don't you think that you two are being a little too... close?
  • Yang: Aw Blakey. Are you jealous?~ *Yang said with a teasing smirk.*
  • Ruby: Yang this is serious.
  • Yang: Oh relax you two. Blake I would never cheat on you and Ruby I would never steal your girlfriend.
  • Blake: That's not it Yang.
  • Yang: Then what is the problem?
  • Ruby: You're acting like my girlfriend is your daughter!
  • Yang: Pfft! Whaaaaaa? No I'm not!
  • Blake: Well Weiss is acting like you are her mother!
  • Yang: No She isn-
  • Weiss: YANG! *Weiss shouted, slamming open the door with a happy smiles and rushes up to Yang before holding up a piece of paper.* I just finished to sketches of the engravings for you new gauntlet.! Do you like it?
  • Yang: Aw Weiss.~ It is so goooood! Great job.~ *Yang cues as if talking to a small kids or baby patting Weiss's head making her smile more.* Why don't we stick this on the refrigerator so eeeeveryone can see how good of an artist you are. *And With That Yang and Weiss walk out of the room with Weiss Following Yang like a child following their mom would.*
  • Blake: ...
  • Ruby: ... Blake?
  • Blake: Yes Ruby?
  • Ruby: You have to put a baby in her before she adopts my girlfriend and makes me her aunt.
  • Blake: R-Right. I'll get on that.
Adam captures Yang
  • <p> <b>Adam:</b> *Leaning over a beaten and restrained Yang* "It looks like Blake has abandoned you to your fate human, she won't save you"<p/><b>Yang:</b> *Grinning and defiant* "Oh don't worry about Blake, she's going to do something you've never seen before"<p/><b>Adam:</b> "Really now? And what would that be?"<p/><b>Yang:</b> *Grinning even wider as she leans forward and whispers* "She's going to come"<p/></p>
Yawning and contagious yawning

I am becoming increasingly enamored with the “humans are space orcs” thing so I may as well throw my hat into the ring.

Human Lilly, human Blake and gizorpa hurumos were doing some engine repair one shift. It was past the humans normal “bed time” but the two had volunteered to stay up, not being the “type” if people to let work go unfinished. Gizorpa hurumos was slightly worried, due to her species’s limited exposure to humans and her lack of total knowledge about them, but they seemed to be friendly and respectful enough during normal shifts. It completely went against the stereotype that all intelligent species that are native to “death planets” were violent war beasts.

Suddenly, human Lilly opens her mouth. Gizorpa hurumos looked respectfully towards her, expecting her to speak. But she doesn’t. Instead she makes a quiet wailing sound and shakes her head. Human Blake smiles, mutters “oh no.” And does the same thing. Human Lilly laughs and the two continue with their work. Gizorpa hurumos sits confused.
“Human Lilly and human Blake, may I ask a question?”
“Yeah. Shoot.” Human Lilly responds, laying down her tools and looking towards Gizorpa hurumos. “May I ask what that wailing sound was and why did human Blake say ‘oh no’ before doing it?”
“You mean yawning?” Human Blake asks.
“If that is what it is named than, yes. What is 'yawning’?”
“Well… most of the time, it’s when you’re tired, so to wake itself up a little your body intakes a bigger amount of oxygen than usual. But Blake said 'oh no’ because when two humans are together and one of them yawns, the other usually yawns too. It’s call contagious yawning.” Human Lilly explains. Gizorpa hurumos yelps in shock.
“Is it harmful?! Am I infected?! Will I be okay?!”
“Bad choice of words.” Human Lilly says, seemingly embarrassed.
“No your not infected. It just means it easily passes from one human to another.” Human Blake says smiling. Gizorpa hurumos seems relieved, and as a joke, does her best to imitate a yawn for the sake of the group, even with her pincers in the way. The humans laugh and the three return to work, gizorpa hurumos feeling happy that she learned a new thing about the humans species.

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back
  • Yang: *leans over the bunk and looks down at Blake who is reading* hey Blake...
  • Blake: *doesn't look up* yes Yang?
  • Yang: have you....have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss a girl?
  • Blake: *now curious looks up at yang* what brought this on?
  • Yang: I dunno, you talked about having a partner in the white fang but that can mean anything. Like were you romantically involved?
  • Blake: *looks away* yes but it was a bad relationship.
  • Yang: *frowns before jumping off her bunk to sit on the edge of Blake's bed* sorry I didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
  • Blake: it's ok.
  • Yang: *rubs the fabric of the blanket between her fingers* so have you ever wondered what it's like to kiss a girl?
  • Blake: *looks at Yang again* a few times, what about you?
  • Yang: *chuckles and rubs the back of her neck* I've kissed a few girls before.
  • Blake: *raises an eyebrow* then why ask me if I wondered what it would be like?
  • Yang: *blushes* umm....well if....if you were ever curious....I'm willing to....uh be a...test run for you...
  • Blake: *blushes faintly* I....thank you yang.
  • Yang: y-yeah just ask anytime you want to give it a try ok *smiles at Blake and gets up to go back on her bunk*
  • Blake: *grabs yang's wrist blushing harder* I'm....I'm rather curious now. So if you wouldn't mind....
  • Yang: *looks back at blake and sits back on the edge of the bed* sure...but I won't force you to do it. You can back out any time.
  • Blake: *moves her book aside and sits closer to yang*
  • Yang: *slowly reaches out to cup Blake's cheek sending reassuring messages that is no rush*
  • Blake: *smiles slightly and leans in close enough that their noses touch*
  • Yang: *whispers* remember any time
  • Blake: *chuckles* you know what they say, curiosity killed the cat. *closes the gap and kisses Yang*
  • Yang: *hums obviously enjoying the kiss and kisses Blake back*
  • Blake: *pulls away* but satisfaction brought it back.
  • Yang: *grins* glad it was satisfying. So uh now I got another question for you.
  • Blake: oh?
  • Yang: would you...would you like to go out for dinner and a movie this weekend?
  • Blake: *smiles* it's a date.
  • Yang: Blake, I carved you a heart of soap.
  • Blake: Why?
  • Yang: I want you to know my love for you is clean!
  • Blake: Oh no, it's happening again!
  • Yang: What? I'm just starting with a clean slate!
  • Blake: Why do I still put up with this!?
  • Yang: Because your soap in love with me!
  • Blake: Lord take me now!
  • Yang: Just hope you don't drop the soap up there!
  • Blake: AHHHHHH!
Beware the Ides of March

this isn’t the fic i intended to write today (or ever really) but it’s the fic that happened so

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Bellamy doesn’t believe in any higher power, not really. He also doesn’t believe in fate, or coincidence, or any of those other things that people like to blame random happenings on.

But he will admit that if he did actually believe in any of those things, he would be fully convinced that they were laughing at his misfortune at this very minute which. Honestly, he would be too if not for the stab wound in his side. Stab wounds apparently make the whole laughing thing kind of difficult. Who’d’ve known.

“Would you just hold still?” Clarke huffs as she tries to clean the wound.

“No.”

“You’re incorrigible.”

“And your bedside manner sucks, princess.”

She pinches the soft skin on the inside of his bicep and he yelps, glaring at her balefully.

It’s not like he wants to be here, sitting on the uncomfortable examination table in the ER, shirt off, and paper crinkling noisily beneath him each time he so much as breathes. No one ever wants to be in the ER, leaking blood all over the place because they were fucking stabbed in a mugging gone wrong, not even if the opportunity lends itself to a bout of truly morbid humour.

Just this morning he was telling his sophomores about the Ides of March and now here he is, living his own version of it. Again, he would be laughing except- stab wound.

Clarke is bent over his side, wisps of blonde hair escaping her braid and looking platinum in the harsh fluorescent hospital lighting. Her eyebrows are furrowed as she goes over the cut with antiseptic, and he hisses once more.

“That hurts,” he grunts, and then flinches again when she goes back in with another piece of gauze. Most of the bleeding has stopped, but there’s still a lazy trickle that she has to keep wiping up intermittently.

“Stab wounds tend to do that,” she deadpans.

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Sorry I haven’t come by in a while. Things have been… well, things have been, pretty busy. Oh, Dad’s here, too! He’s, uh, you know… Dad. He’s still teaching at Signal. But he told me that he’s going to be on some mission soon. I think he misses adventuring with you. I miss you too. Haven’t gotten kicked out of Beacon yet! So that’s cool. I think being on a team with Yang helps. Keep her in line… That was a joke. She’s actually a really great fighter! You can tell she’s learned a lot from Dad! Oh, so are Weiss and Blake. Oh! They’re my teammates! Together, we form Team RWBY! And yes, before you ask, that does cause a lot of confusion. Anyways, I made a bunch of new friends, and then I met some… let’s just say, uh, odd teachers. Oh! We’ve also stopped some bad guys, too! I guess it’s like they say: “like mother, like daughter”! I still wonder why Ozpin let me into the school early. But uh, I guess he’ll tell me one day. You know how he is. It’s funny, the more I get to know him, the more he’s starting to sound like Uncle Qrow.

Oh! Looks like Dad’s back! I gotta go! He’s dropping me off at Beacon for the tournament match before he goes on his next mission. Wish me luck!

It was good to talk.