oh you surprised me

Dead cold hands.


Our task is to construct an image of the man. We don’t yet know him. But we will.
└ for @johnsmoore ♡ (The Alienist (2018))

At a party at the club Les Jardins after the show, David Bowie and John became engaged in a deep conversation, then disappeared. Tony King, a hilarious, flamboyant man who worked for many big stars at point or another, and who was an old friend of John and Yoko’s, said to me, ‘Yoko’s looking for John. Do you know where he is?’ I didn’t, but later I happened to be standing in the hallway and when someone opened the door to the woman’s bathroom. I noticed three pairs of cowboy boots - suspiciously under one stall. The boots were David Bowie’s, John’s, and a limo driver’s.
—  Bob Gruen’s book John Lennon: the New York Years
BTS reaction: their s/o asking them to choke them or tie them up during sex.

Anon requested: 

Hello! If you have time, can you do “BTS react to their s/o asking them to choke them or to tie them up during sex”? Thanks!!

A/N - NSFW!! (obviously). Also, I need some holy water after writing this. 


Originally posted by fawnave

You were sitting on Jin’s bed almost fully naked, as he was taking his own clothes off, when you decided to ask him the question that you’ve wanted to ask him for a really long time.

“Daddy?” You asked while watching him take off his T-shirt.

“Yes princess?” He asked, pausing. 

“I know we’ve never done this before but, can you tie me up tonight?” 

Jin didn’t know how to react at first.

“Are you sure you want that princess?” He asked with a kind of concerned look on his face.

You nodded and his concerned expression was replaced with a smirk as he took off the rest of his clothes.

“Your wish is my command!”


Originally posted by scartic

The two of you were about to reach your climaxes as Yoongi was thrusting into you from behind when you half-shouted:


Suga smirked at that getting even more turned on. He gripped your chin with his hand and made you look at him. 

“What did you just say? Can you please repeat that princess? What do you want me to do to you?”

“Omg I’m so close!” you moaned before repeating your request. “I WANT YOU TO C-C-CHOKE ME! P-PLEASE!” 

Yoongi let out a low chuckle before wrapping his hands around your neck and sqeezing, not too hard, but just enough to satisfy you.


Originally posted by jkookisdaddy

Hobi’s head was between your legs as he was eating you out - his tongue sliding up and down your slit while his thumb was massaging your clit. You were moaning his name out in pleasure, but you wanted something more. 

“H-Hobi?” You managed to whisper in between moans.

“Yes love?” He asked and pulled away so he can look at you, his lips covered in your juices.

“C-can you please…tie me up?” You asked shyly.

Hoseok smirked at your request and looked at you. 

“I would love to do that,” he said with a devilish look on his face. “But only if you ask properly.”

“Pease Daddy! Please, tie me up to the bed and fuck me senseless!” 

“With pleasure.” he said before leaning in and kissing you, a little too roughly. 


Originally posted by forever-young-got7

You were riding Namjoon, raising and lowering your hips and slowly increasing your pace. That’s when out of nowhere you moaned out:

“C-choke me!”

Namjoon smirked and raised an eyebrow, surprised.

“What was that?”

“CHOKE ME!”, you repeated louder this time. 

“Am I going crazy? Or did my pretty little slut just asked her Daddy to choke her?”


“As you wish…” He smiled and started choking you, just hard enough for your eyes to start filling up with tears. 


Originally posted by btsneeds

When Jimin walked in and saw you laying on his bed, wearing nothing but one of his ties he immediately attacked your lips with his pressing you to the bed. He pulled away just so he can pull of his shirt and unbuckle his belt. 

“What’s the tie for?” Jimin asked, looking at you.

“Well, I actually wanted you to tie me up with it…” You answered quietly. 

“Ah!” He said smirking, “I knew it had a purpose!”  

The two of you chuckled and he tied your wrists together behind your back and left a hickey on your neck before pulling away.


Originally posted by missbaptan

You were riding Taehyung’s thigh, his hands sneaking around to squeeze your breasts as he was enjoying it just as much as you were. You were close to reaching your climax. 

“OH MY GOSH! TAE PLEASE CHOKE ME!” You moaned surprising yourself.

He gripped your chin and you felt his hot breath on your ear.

“Are you sure about that?” He whispered in your ear in his deep voice. “Because, once I start being rough with you I won’t be able to stop…”

“Yes, please!” You moaned quietly.

“Okay then…” He answered, nibbling on your earlobe slightly, before fulfilling your wish.


Originally posted by namujune

You were making out on his bed, your make out session slowly getting more and more intense. At some point the two of you were completely naked, you straddling his lap while he watched you, devouring you with his eyes.

“I want to try something new tonight…” You whispered in his ear.

“Oh really?” He raised an eyebrow. “What is it princess?” 

“I want you to tie me up and fuck me harder than you’ve ever had…” You said in the most seductive voice you could manage. 

Jungkook gave you an uncertain look. 

“It’s okay Jungkook…Show me exactly how rough you can be…”

“Will do, princess…” he smirked.


anonymous asked:

It's June 15th!!! Happy Birthday Stanley and Stanford Pines!!!

Happy Birthday to these soft boys <3

171031 JinE’s Fancafe Update

Hello! This is JinE. 
I’m here again after a long time to speak to everyone in writing
Have you been well? In this long time, I have been living healthily and confidently while gaining strength as I saw you all fill up my empty space (in the group) with your cheering and support!
In the time that I spent alone, I had countless thoughts and worries but Miracles and the Oh My Girl members who waited for me with unchanging, unwavering support really gave me a lot of strength!
To Miracles for helping me live the dream I so wanted while allowing me to receive such undeserved love, I am so grateful and also sorry… And to the members who I was together with for so long… Even thought it took you all by surprise, you still worried for me and kept Oh My Girl going without hesitation in hopes that we could quickly promote together again as 8 members, I am also grateful and sorry…
I thought it was only right that I tell everyone how grateful and sorry I am.
I wanted to tell my precious Oh My Girl members who still comforted and supported me even though they were probably taken by surprise by my decision that I am so thankful and sorry. 
Even though I so wanted to accomplish this dream which I dreamed of and aimed towards for so long, against my intentions, physical and mental difficulties caught up with me… With the time that my break provided me with, I spent countless days taking time to reflect and I worried innumerous times if I should change my decision, and that is how I arrived at this current decision…
This is my first time greeting you all in a long time and it seems now that this is the last time I will greet you as Oh My Girl’s JinE…
I wish to return to my life as Shin Hyejin along with my new dream and experience the great many things that people my age can experience. 
I know that Miracles are as sad as I am and it hurts my heart a lot but promoting as a member of Oh My Girl and the times I spent together with Miracles will be memories that I will never forget…
I hope that Miracles will also remember Oh My Girl’s second oldest, CCTV, and lovely vocal JinE’s always bright and healthy image as a good memory!
I think it would give me great strength if everyone could support me in this new challenge that I have given myself!

To our Oh My Girl Hyojungie, Mihyunie, Shiah, Seunghee, Jiho, Yoobinnie, Yewonie…
It shines so brightly, they way you all keep Oh My Girl going with your own individual colours, and I just know that you will grow and develop wonderfully with the Miracles who protect you with love!
Hearing Oh My Girl singing their songs on stage verse by verse along with Miracles’ cheers and chants as its harmony, there were times where I was moved to tears…
There will be times in the future where we will tear up missing the memories we shared, but I will always be cheering for Oh My Girl from the bottom of my heart who I think are the best above all else! 

I ask that everyone support me in the new steps I will be taking, not as Oh My Girl’s JinE, but as me. I also ask that you all always give our Oh My Girl members your warm love and support…! Lastly, I want to say thank you… to our Oh My Girl members and Miracles, my family, friends and WM family for always staying by my side and taking care of me even to this moment!

I am sorry and thank you! I love you! Always.

trans credit: @_OMG_tweets on Twitter

Night Jogging

Synopsis: Your night jog is interrupted by the sudden apperance of a friend…or foe?

Pairings: ReaderxSweetPea

Warnings: swearing, eh violence.

A/N: Had this idea for awhile and thought itd be nice and different from Legacy. I quite like this idea and am unsure if there’ll be a part 2 ft. The Gang™. I quite like Sweet Pea this far, don’t we all love an emotional damaged mysterious boy hahaha. Let me know what you loves think. Part.6 of legacy will be up in the next few days once I write it (honestly shocked I’m still writing it, I’m terrible with maintaining series)


3rd Person

“where you going so late sis?”


“Bit late to be jogging around the south side?”

“Well it’s safer than when we lived on the Northside Juggy” you smirked at your beanie wearing brother before pulling your own battered beanie down around your ears to shield them from the bitter winter air. Unlike your brother you only wore your woolen hat at the appropriate times.

You stretched before taking off on your routine jog, if slightly…very later than usual.

You jogged along the footpath parallel to a wooded area near the trailer park. Swirled in your own deep thoughts, the sudden weight thrown into your side completely caught you off guard and you screamed. A hand going around your mouth as the weight pushed you deep into the forrest, worst case scenarios running rampant through your mind.

The body held you against a tree and you forced your tightly squeezed shut eyes open, getting ready to fight.


“OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING JERK!” you pushed Sweet Pea back, hitting him into the back as he was hunched over laughing.

“Oh my god your face!” He got out between laughs, half choking.

“Don’t do that to me! I thought I was being jumped by Ghoulies!”

“Don’t even joke about that, I’d kill them” he got very serious all of a sudden and you smiled. As if he remembered the fright he gave you he returned to laughter as you both strolled back to the path.

“Come on ynn I’ll walk you home, protect you from-”

“-From people who might hmm I don’t know tackle me into the woods?” you interrupted and you both laughed.

“Why are you out this late anyway?”


“At 11.30 at night?”

“Night jogging, it makes me more mysterious and edgy" you played

“Oh yeah you definitely need help with that” he smiled, snatching your beanie from your head and putting it on his own. You don’t even bat an eyelid to his gesture.

“Why are you out this late?”


“At 11.30 at night?”

“Night business, it makes me more mysterious and edgy” he mimicked receiving a shove from you.

“No but seriously ynn what’s with the vampiric running? Something wrong?”

“Nothing really”

“Missing your precious Northside?”

“Yeah kind of”

“This is why we can’t be together, so hung up on those idiots” he smirked

“I’m pretty sure the fact I don’t like you is the reason we’re not together” he put his hand to his chest in feign hurt, you rolled your eyes at your long time friend before continuing along the short walk home.

“No more nightly jogs alone though yn, seriously it’s dangerous. Especially for FP’ offspring, special cargo for some Ghoulie trying to earn their stripes” you arrived outside the trailer park.

“Aww I’m touched you think I’m precious” you teased.

“Most precious thing in this dump”

“We’ll leave here someday Sweet Pea”


“Well yeah I’m going to need someone to carry my bags” you smirk and he nudges you.

“Can’t leave my partner in crime behind me now can I?” His genuine smile of gratitude made you feel warm. He always did. No one could quite understand him like you.

“I don’t really feel like going back to the trailer right now Sweet Pea, wanna go to the Whyte Wyrm?”

“With you? Always”

After playing, and losing, a few rounds of pool with Sweet Pea you sat at the bar and let him play someone actually challenging for him. You sat cross-legged absent-mindedly scrolling through your phone when a hand went to your thigh causing you to jump.

“Aw-w loo-k it’s FPs sexy daug-hter, h-ey babe” his slur of words matched the stench of decades of whiskey drinking. He was much older and much too close.

“Um hi” you pushed his hand down and away but it returned faster with a squeeze make you tense. He leaned in closer and whispered drunken inappropriate scheme’s into your ear. You groaned in disgust pushing him completely off you.

“Hey princess you don’t get to fucking do that! Come here!” He caught your knee harder, leaning his weight onto you, his arm snaked around your waist and you found it difficult this time to push him from you this time.

A hand laid on his shoulder from behind. He grunted at being interrupted before turning and meeting Sweet Peas fist, knocking him cold to the floor. You gasped as no one else reacted in the bar, welcome to the Whyte Wyrm.

“Oh my god Sweet Pea!”

“Come on, it’s time to go” he caught you by the wrist and began to pull you away from the bar, having to step over the creep as you went.

“Sweet Pea slow down, you’re going to pull my arm out of it’s socket!”

“such a fucking asshole” he continued pulling you in the direction of the trailer park, grumbling about your encounter with the creep.

“I was handling it!”

“Oh yeah yn really looked like that”

“Get off my case for fuck sake!”

“He could have run off with you!”

“So why does it matter to you!? Seriously slow down you’re not racing Usain Bolt for christ sakes!”

“it does matter to me! I don’t want some old creep all over you!” He still storming in front of you, your wrist firmly caught.

“You’re the same when any guy talks to me!!!”


“WHY!? WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER YOU!” and then, under the dim light of the trailer park sign, Sweet Pea stopped his quick pace suddenly, turning and enveloping you in a kiss. He dropped your wrist in exchange for your hips, your hands going around his neck. He had to lean to reach you and your were still half on your tippy toes to reach him but still, you were happy and totally surprised.

“Oh my God you just kissed me” you broke from him.

“I just kissed a Northside sympathiser” you both looked shocked before locking eyes with each other and kissing again hungrily.

“If anyone ever touches you like that again I’ll kill them.”

“Okay” you nodded hurriedly, desperate to connect your lips to his again.

“Well, that doesn’t look much like jogging?” Jughead voice made you both jump and separate. “Yeah, still a great cardiovascular workout…” you smiled at the ground at Sweet Peas reply.

“Whatever, I’m sure our Northsider friends will love this” he laughed, heading off back in the direction of your home.

“Yeah they will have a lot to say about…this” Sweet Pea was barely audible, first time you heard him like this.

“I really don’t care” you put his hands back on your waist and kissed him again.

“It makes me edgy and mysterious"


Please let me know if you’d like a part.2!

Much love Xx

Tagging: @sunshine51879 @goshdarnitthatsalongname (did you want to be tagged in all my fics or no? do let me know kitten!“)


“I will be praying not to fall in love with you.”

Nikolai Krasotkin || The Empire of Corpses (2015)

“All that bravado, all those witty comebacks…just to hide how terrified you really are.”

“You seem surprised.” Their throat locked tight. “Guess I must have done a great job at pretending.”

The villain stared at them, delighted now, eyes bright as the protagonist utterly failed at keeping that particular mask from crumbling now. “Oh,” the villain murmured, reverent. “You never fail to surprise me.”

So I went to see Thor: Ragnarok last night

Card: 177A Bleeker Street

Me: Please tell me they’re about to meet Dr. Strange. Please please please tell me that’s a Sherlock joke.

Me: …..I fucking KNEW IT!

Odin: Surprise! You have an evil sister!

Me: Oh so we’re getting Sherlock and Eurus in this movie.

Bruuuccee! I love you Bruce you’re adorable.

Bruce asking if Tony was there aaaawwwwww. Baby boy misses his science bro.

Delayed-action Hulkification. Got one of the biggest laughs in the theater.

I want Hela’s giant wolf.

Thor: Earth it is.

Me: Booooyyy, humans can’t even accept our own refugees, do you really think this is gonna go well?