oh you perfect thing you


You got the cure
Underneath your shirt
Don’t you wanna save this
Dirty little damsel?

Oh, other fun thing. I have found the perfect response to “You say you don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl but you must have a preference!”

Best Response: I actually wanted a guinea pig but no one in town sells them. I almost got one that needed to be re-homed but someone else got there first, so I thought, well, whatever, I guess I’ll just have a baby instead. I mean, it’s probably better that way, right? You really should have two guinea pigs because they’re social animals and I’m not sure we really have the space to adequately house two guinea pigs.

People’s eyes bug out of their heads after hearing that.