oh you dead now

November 11, 2016 - Happy Birthday, Wally!

In which Wally reacts to his 22nd birthday exactly the same way I did.

(Also my 22nd birthday was just 6 days ago… we’re so close in age! Just another reason to love him.)

And because I know people are gonna call me out for being unrealistic, here’s an actual picture of how his 22nd birthday goes down, you sadists:

This is why I'm the charismatic one

(So me and a few other friends were doing a Fallout-4 scenario, and the rest had died leaving me, a raider with max charisma, my friend (we’ll call him Morgan), a vault dweller with max intelligence and the DM. We were searching for the Institute but we were attacked and robbed. We did all this with a six sided die)

DM: You arrive at the Institute, with no weapons or protection. What do you do?

Morgan: I commit suicide.

Me: Wait what?

DM: Ok but you have to roll a six, or you’re stuck in the game

*Morgan proceeds to roll a six*

DM: OH MY GOD- fine whatever, you’re dead now,
*he turns to me*
DM: what do you want to do

Me: I try to befriend the Institute

*rolls a 6*

Morgan: I want to convince Ryan to join me from beyond the grave

*rolls a 3*

DM: You consider his offer, before deciding against

Me: I roll to shoot the DM

*rolls a 5*

DM: you do realise i’m just like, a voice in your head right

Me: oh shit

DM: You proceed to shoot yourself in the head, dying instantly

Morgan: are you serious Ryan

Me: IM THE CHARISMATIC ONE NOT THE SMART ONE

imagine bellarke in a relationship and not capable of keeping their hands to each others but in a non-sexual way… like…

  • bellamy resting his arm on clarke’s shoulders when they sit next to each other
  • clarke always playing with bellamy’s hand when they hang out with friends
  • bellamy delicately letting his hand on her lower back when they walk together
  • clarke always running her fingers in bellamy’s hair and making a mess of it
  • bellamy caressing clarke’s hair when she sleeps her head on his lap
  • their feet always meeting under the table when they eat
  • their hands always linked when they fall asleep next to each other
  • basically bellarke incapable of standing apart for a few minutes and always having to touch each other just because they can azsdfgjkl

bonus valentine poem

roses are red

washington is ded

———

Who are you.

Show yourself.

what she says: i’m fine.

what she means: ok but credence deserved so much better, they didn’t even give him a chance. they just go aVADA FUCKING KEDAVRA AND BOOM he’s fucking dead, thanks very much, you dirty peasants. he was terrified, what did you expect of him ??? he barely had anyone to properly trust !!!!! his ‘mother’ beat him, for merlin’s sake. percival (otherwise known as grindelwald) was such a dick, credence trusted him but nOPE, you just gotta be an evil son of a bitch as usual. oh, and when he was crying his eyes out after his poor excuse for a mother, that had repeatedly beat him, had died, he bloody sLAPS HIM. EXCUSE ME ???? I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD STOP HURTING MY SON, THANK YOU. OH WAIT … too late, he’s dead now. thanks, you bastards

The Willful Child by the Brothers Grimm

Once upon a time there was a child who was willful and did not do what his mother wanted. For this reason God was displeased with him and caused him to become ill, and no doctor could help him, and in a short time he lay on his deathbed.

He was lowered into a grave and covered with earth, but his little arm suddenly came forth and reached up, and it didn’t help when they put it back in and put fresh earth over it, for the little arm always came out again. So the mother herself had to go to the grave and beat the little arm with a switch, and as soon as she had done that, it withdrew, and the child finally came to rest beneath the earth.

2

“I swear, doesn’t it sometimes feel like we’re babysitting?”

It is 3am. All you felt waking up is cold. Cold and thirsty with no memory of what happened and how you got here. You wake up on the bed with your lover, Donovan beside you. “Donovan? What…What happened?”

Donovan looks at you with questionable eyes, scooting closer to you. “You don’t remember? I found you in front of the hotel with a stab wound left for dead. Luckily I found you just in time.”

“Oh now I remember. I was going out for a walk. I just needed some fresh air. Some guy was trying to steal my purse, so I fought back. And then he pulled out his pocket knife, stabbed me, took my purse and ran. I tried getting inside the hotel as best I could, but before I knew it, everything went black.” You were looking around and touching your stomach, only to find no wound.

Donovan sits up and says angrily, “you shouldn’t even be going out for a walk this late at night. Let alone by yourself! What on earth-”

You cut Donovan off as you got off of the bed, trying to feel around your body for a wound. “Wait, where’s my wound? What happened to it? How is it gone?”

Donovan gets off the bed to face you and cups your cheek with his hand, looking directly into your eyes. “That’s because I turned you, baby.”

Your eyes grew wide and you slowly started to panic. “You did what?!”

Donovan, takes his other hand and cups your other cheek with it, cupping both cheeks. He starts quickly looking back and forth on each eye trying to get his point across to you. “I couldn’t live without you, Y/N. I just couldn’t. I had to do it!”

You put your hands on top of your head and start pacing. “Oh my god, Donovan. Now I have to eat people?!” You didn’t know if you should feel thankful that Donovan saved you by turning you or if you’d rather just be dead because you knew that the only way you can really live is if you kill. 

Donovan puts his hands on your shoulders to stop your pacing and lowers his head to your level. “It’s going to be okay, babe. It’s not as bad as it seems. I’ll help you. I’ll teach you.” He closes his eyes while he sets a gentle kiss on your forehead.

10

Cisco Ramon and Ray Palmer being absolute nerds (.❂‿❂.)

I had an 11 hour school day today. so.. yeah no.

op 855

-that cover page is just lovely !!

-its canon, bobbin is jigglypuff

-brook seems to totally fine sleeping there ….

-ok but 

i love him so much

-i wonder how many times big moms bedroom has to be fixed .. i mean she just thought there was a fly and destroyed like, half of it…

but also

-just as expected from you brook (no i totally didnt forget that he was able to store things in his head, what are you talking about .. ??) ..how the hell did all that fit in there ??

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this is my favorite chapter so far

-oh god luffy looks pretty dead QAQ (you better let nothing interrupt you now, sanji !!)

5

A Watery Death from “High Treason in the Holiday Season”

Newt isn’t even dead

It was just another test

And then one day, a flat trans opens up and…

Reunion!! everyone’s happy the end