oh ym god what have i done

anonymous asked:

Aha request still open! Sooo I read your mc creepy laugh, may I ask for fic/hc about how seven and mc prank yoosung?

This is gonna be silly ( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞI haven’t written a prank fic before…And I don’t do pranks…

Yoosung had his doors open for anyone in the RFA most of the time. He let each member know where his spare key was kept, that they could come in case of emergencies or if they wanted to hang out (as long as they told him first). When he first met Seven, it took a while for the pranking to begin, so of course after he gave Seven the same permissions he wasn’t expecting him to abuse it.
After the first few pranks, however, he was on edge for a few weeks… But when nothing ever happened, it slowly slipped from his mind.
That was ages ago, around when they had all first met, around when Rika was still with them.
And, of course, Seven acted like he forgot about it until this day with you.
“Alright, so, you remember the plan?” Seven drummed his fingers on the steering wheel in excitement, giving a crooked smile towards you.
“Yep, yep! All ready to go.”
“Sweet!”
He bounced out of his car, running over to at least open your door for you, and then quietly started towards Yoosung’s place.
Of course, it was a shared apartment building. Yoosung got lucky and was placed in a small single, no roommates needed, and this was going to work towards Seven’s plan.
Once the two of you reached his place, a little corner apartment, he located the spare key and slipped it in your pocket, giving you a wink.
That was your cue.
Before you were introduced to the RFA, you were working as a voice actor. It was hard getting jobs, since you were still new, but most of your roles were horror related.
In your resume, that was actually all you had listed for the most part, save for a few random jobs where they were fine with your voice as is.
So, in the afternoon dying glow, you scooted under his window- Somewhere near his bed if you and Seven remembered right from the few pictures he had sent. Right now he was probably playing LOLOL, but Seven had a way of getting him to stop however.
You waited for a minute…two…and heard a loud bang.
“Wha- Seven! Can’t you knock like a normal person??”
“Me? Normal?”
“…Nevermind. What is it?”
You rolled your eyes, expecting Seven to have kept hidden throughout this whole plan, but apparently that wasn’t going to be the case.
You listened to them talk for a bit, and once the voices became closer to the window, that’s when you started.
You quietly cleared your voice and then slowly let out a shrill sounding growl- A slow rising start at first, but when you heard Yoosung stop talking, you went a bit louder.
“That…That sounds like from…-Owch! Seven, stop and shut up!”

You stifled a giggle, and started the same noise, trying to remember how the original monster growled.

“Seven– It’s one of them! From- From-”

You heard Seven gasp. “You- Oh my god, you didn’t know they were real? What were you doing on the game? Were you going on a raid for one of their nests?”

“I- I was-”

“Oh my god, Yoosung you poor, poor, fool. Didn’t you know that when you do that, the ones from outside the game start coming after you?”

“Stop teasing me, I’ve done this several times, this has never-”

“She has so much pent up anger, then! Yoosung, oh ym god, we need to hide, what are we going to do?”

As they kept talking- Seven desperately trying to get Yoosung to believe him, you started inching your way towards Yoosung’s locked door. It didn’t take long for Seven to have him in a completely panic- His rational thoughts cast aside as Seven spewed out some fake facts.

You heard a shuffle, and then a bit of quiet. Okay, Seven said he was going to try to get him under the bed if he could. So then in a few seconds- 

You heard something crash against Yoosung’s floor, but heard nothing from the boy himself. Okay..You think he’s under the bed now?

Fishing the key from your pocket, you unlock the door, hearing some quiet shuffling as you s l o o w l y creak the door open. Starting the monster’s call again, you creeped in, seeing Seven trying to bite his lip to prevent laughter. Sure enough, if you glanced towards the bed, you could see a hint of one of Yoosung’s cute socks peeking out from under it.

You gave Seven a thumbs up, then started making the monster’s violent cries, stomping around as you ran towards Seven, the both of you shuffling around to try to make it sound like a fight.

After a moment, Seven grabbed your arms and jerked his head towards the bed. When you nodded back, the both of you jumped on the bed, causing Yoosung to let out a shrill scream.


“You guys are not funny.”

Yoosung pouted on his couch, cheeks still flushed from embarrassment as Seven laughed at him. You were wanting to laugh as loudly as he was, but you settled for kinder chuckles as you made sure Yoosung didn’t get banged up when the bed dipped in too low.

“Yo-You always believe, haha, anything I say!”

Yoosung rolled his eyes, looking to the side angrily.

“Why are we even friends?”

“Because you loooove me-”

Get lost.” 

Seven calmed down a bit, coming over to pull Yoosung into his arms, ruffling his hair. 

“I’ll let you have some of my chips, man. Mc is trying to get me to lay off on them.”

“Wha-Really?”

“Yep,” You agreed. “Someone needs to go on a diet.”

Seven pouted a bit, but at least it cheered Yoosung up a bit.

OKAY I AM LIKE 10000000% DONE WITH THE SEB STAN FANDOM RIGHT NOW????

APPARENTLY SOMEBODY LEAKED HIS ADDRESS????

WHAT THE ACTUAL FU CK OH YM GOD THATS SO DISGUSTING DO U GUYS NOT HAVE ANY SENSE OF RESPECT AND PRIVACY WHATSOEVER THAT MAN IS A REGULAR HUMAN BEING WHO JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE FAMOUS DON T GO AROUND LEAKING HIS HOME FUCKING ADDRESS I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!