oh yeah starting a new tag for edits now that i actually kinda know how

[fic] 'cause he looks like a riot

leo/guanghong for the @yoirarepairmonthly​ “pranks” prompt

leo eggs the wrong house, is a wronged boyfriend, and kind of maybe meets the right person.

(on ao3)

It explodes upon contact with the roof into a shower of calcium shards and avian menstrual fluid. As the liquid oozes down the tiles, Leo feels a rush of sympathy towards the foetal salmonella - like such an egg, he suffers from the consequences of inefficient sperm ejaculation (the fact that he is not in possession of a sperm ejaculator not withstanding). His heart has been broken, shattered pieces of calcium tossed to the wind, whirling down to the sidewalk, possibly getting into someone’s eye and giving them conjunctivitis for which insurance will not be provided.

He glances down at the carton in his hands. Phichit’s dare was to egg Leroy’s house until he finished the entire carton - freshly bought along with duct tape, diapers, lube and a pack of condoms by Phichit, just as Seunggil had dared him (Leo suspects at least two of them will serve further function…he doesn’t want to guess which).

He picks up another egg, swings his arm back, and hurls it towards the wall. He throws one at the window. His fingers are closing around the next one when the door slams open to reveal a woman - dark-hair, pleasant-faced and wearing a crisp, freshly-ironed police uniform.

“Excuse me, what the hell are you doing?” she shouts in a way that makes Leo wish he’d taken the diapers along.

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Stay Cute Pt.2

http://chimshinehappiness.tumblr.com/post/145851457930/stay-cute Part 1

A grinning Jimin made his way into his dorm in search of his lanky roommate, Taehyung. Glancing towards the small living room he saw no sign of his best friend. The short male noticed the television playing a re-run of the newest drama so he figured the younger boy was definitely home, so he continued further down the narrow entrance way heading towards the kitchen. 

Setting down his slice of strawberry cake on the shiny counter, he turned just in time to see a freshly showered Taehyung, ash blonde hair dripping wet, walk out of his room in nothing but his favorite pair of black cotton boxers with pink rabbits printed on them, a white cotton towel draped on his neck. 

“Jeez Tae, you might as well just walk around in your birthday suit!” the petite exclaimed as he covered his toffee colored eyes with chubby hands. 

The lean male in his underwear shook his head at his dramatic friend, water droplets flying everywhere with the movement, “Chim we’ve legit been best friends since we were in diapers, we have seen more of each other than should be normal.” he stated while he patted at his drenched hair with the towel that hung on his broad shoulders.

Jimin gave him a bewildered stare, “just cause I’ve seen it before, doesn’t mean I want to feast my poor eyes on it everyday for the rest of my life.” he sassed with a cheeky smile, quickly sticking out his tongue as a way of saying that the discussion was over.  

Taehyung sent him a knowing smirk in response, “you’re extra sassy today ChimChim, which means something good happened to you. And if that little twinkle in your eyes is anything to go by, I’d say it must have been REALLY good.” 

The boy in question just gaped at how quick his friend was to realize his giddy vibes. “um, I-I met- umm…” Jimin could feel his plump cheeks begin to heat up as he stuttered in search for a way to explain his feeling of happiness.

At a loss for words, Jimin timidly played with his tiny fingers, a nervous habit of his, and just when he had gathered his thoughts enough to answer, his friend beat him to it. 

“You met a boy didn’t you?!” Taehyung screamed as he rushed forward to grasp the smaller male by the shoulders. “Tell me all about it!” he exclaimed. 

“Tae how did you even figure it out? It makes absolutely no sense, I never even finished my sentence.” Jimin stated. 

“Of course it makes sense, I am your best friend and I can tell just from the way you got all nervous and shy that you must have met a hot guy, and judging from that pink tint on your cheeks Chim, he must have been really hot! So spill!” he said, lightly shaking Jimin when he didn’t respond.

The brunette sighed in defeat, receiving a cocky ‘I knew it’ from his roommate in response, “okay I’ll tell you. Yes I met a guy, and yes he was really hot, he works at my favorite cafe.” he started shyly. He looked at Taehyung through his fringe and after receiving a nod of encouragement, he continued. 

“I saw his name tag and his name is Jeongguk, and Taehyung he is absolutely gorgeous!” his soft voice rose in volume as he remembered the worker’s beautiful features. And so it went on for a good 10 minutes, the petite male animatedly describing what had happened in the Cafe, stopping to describe everything he could remember. 

He payed extra attention to detail once he got to the part about his cute supportive note, all the while the lean male in front of him flailing like a fish out of water and squealing like a deranged fan girl. Once he finished his short story they both sat on the stools positioned at the counter, one still trying to take in all the new events, and the other trying to fan away the heat that had built up in his cheeks. 

A long pause ensued, until suddenly the taller boy jumped up off the seat, a sharp gasp released from his rosy lips, “Jiminnie you have to take me to meet this boy, by the sound of it he seems to be pretty interested in you and if he’s anything like the prince charming I’ve conjured up in my mind, then you seriusly need to get with that.” 

“I can’t go back, I’ll look weird visiting the cafe a second time in less than an hour.” 

“Don’t worry about it Chim, we’ll just say that you brought me along cause I wanted some more of that cake, it smells delicious.” he looked down at Jimin pleadingly then jumped for joy at the curt ‘fine’ he got in response. 

So go back they did, after Taehyung jumped into an over-sized pink T-shirt and a pair of black sweats, they walked the few miles to Cafe Papillon. Inhaling the mouth-watering scent of freshly made chocolate chip cookies, they waltzed in and up to the counter ready to place their order for a slice of strawberry cake.

What they weren’t expecting was the object of their squealing just moments before to be the one to take their order, he turned away from the machine he was working at and handed the finished drink to the awaiting customer. His piercing gaze then landed on them and his dark doe eyes lit up slightly as they noticed the cute boy who had been in the Cafe earlier that day.

“You’re back cutie.” he stated. The other two just gaped at him in amazement, Taehyung managing to snap out of his daze nudged the shorter male at his side with his elbow. 

“Oh um, yeah. My friend here wanted to try some more of the sweets here, he really enjoyed the strawberry cake I took home.” Jimin said softly. 

Jeongguk smiled at the two students, “one slice of strawberry cake coming right up, anything else?” he inquired. 

The petite male shook his head, his fluffy brown hair following the movement, then looked up at his taller friend, “do you want something to drink TaeTae?”

“I’ll take some hot chocolate please.” The worker nodded his head and told them to wait for their order at an empty table. 

They chose one closer to the counter, and sat facing each other, Taehyung was the first to speak, “Jesus Chim, I know you described using all these beautiful words but none of those could prepare me for seeing him in real life.” 

“Tae don’t speak so loud, in fact just don’t say that out loud, someone could hear you.” 

“So, maybe mister hunky pants over there will ask you out then” he said with a wink. 

“That’s definitely not gonna happen TaeTae, guys like that don’t go for guys like me.” Jimin sighed deeply. 

“Now who said that cutie?” both boys in the booth whipped their heads to the new but familiar voice.The cherubic boy felt his cheeks burn, he looked down at his folded hands in his lap, he mumbled a ‘oh nevermind’ in response. 

The raven haired boy placed the order on their table and then turned towards Jimin. The blonde boy reached for the cake and watched on in fascination and excitement for what was to come next. 

Leaning in towards the small brunette, he stopped only a few centimeters away from his youthful face. “Tell you what Jimin, my shift ends in 5 minutes and it’s only 7, so how about I take you out we can find out if guys like me don’t go for guys like you.” he said tauntingly. 

Jimin looked up at the taller boy and sat frozen, a kick to his shin snapped him out of it and his eyes widened with disbelief. 

“So, how about it? Do you accept?” Jeongguk asked. The boy in question nodded slowly, at a loss for words. 

“Great cutie, I’ll be back in a bit” he said with a charming smile, then he walked back towards his station. 

“Jimin did he just ask you out, do you actually have a date?!” Taehyung exclaimed. The brunette nodded again, “I guess I do.” he giggled. 

Annnnnnd I’m done, it’s still Jiminnie’s b-day in korea, granted it’s the afternoon, but nonetheless this is for my baby’s special day. He deserves so much love <3

I feel like it didn’t come out the way I wanted it to, and it seemed kinda short and rushed, was it okay? Should I make a third part? Like them on their little date? Feedback is much appreciated. I might end up editing it too though.

Anonymous: Can I get a Joe sugg imagine where you’re best friends with Tyler Oakley and he’s visiting England to do a video with caspar and while he’s doing that you hang out with Joe while he’s doing a video for his gaming channel and asks you to be in it and it’s all cute and fluffy and kind awkward (in a cute way) and after he posts it so many people “ship” yall and everyone starts freaking out over you and he ends up asking you out on a date??(: just cuuuuute and fluffy?((: thanks!

Word Count: 871

P.S. This is in your POV not a third person POV

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“Tyler I dont know about this”

“Come on they’re gonna love you!” Tyler said dragging me to his friend’s apartment

Tyler and I are visiting England, for the summers. And so far all we ever did was meeting up with his youtube friends, I mean I dont really mind but I really wanna go sight seeing.

As we enter the apartment, I realized it wasnt just an apartment, its Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee’s apartment.

“TYLER!” A voice yelled belonging to the one and only Joe Sugg

I gotta admit he’s not that bad, I mean those eyes are just to die for. Tyler always forced me to watch his fellow youtubers and I always end up subscribing to all of them.

“If it isn’t the famous (Y/N), its so nice to see you” He said hugging me. The hug took me by surprise but once I feel his warm embrace everythings all good.

“Hello what about me?” Tyler said being the drama queen he is

“How can I forget about you!” Joe said ending the embrace, I glared at Tyler for ruining the moment.

“Aww is (Y/N) jealous?” Tyler teased

“Shut up!” I felt the heat rise to my cheek. Oh God! This is so embarassing! So much for making a impression

“Now if you excuse me, I want to have a little playdate with my favorite South African” Tyler said leaving me and Joe alone

I scoffed “More like the only South African you know”

“I heard that!” Tyler yelled

“I know you did!” I shouted back. Joe chuckled

“Sooo, how long have you known Tyler?” Joe ask trying to make a conversation

“Our moms are like bestfriends, so I’ve known him since I was born I guess”

“Cool cool” He said

The next thing you know it, awkwardness swallowed us. It stayed like this for 5 minutes.

“Hey! What time is it?” Joe said breaking the silence

“Umm like around noon I think”

“I haven’t made any video for awhile now, you got any suggestion? I think making a video is a good way to kill time”

“What about a tag? Or I dont know like you playing a game for your gaming channel?” I suggested

“Thats a great idea! And you can be in it!” He said excitedly

“Nah, I’m very awkward when it come to this kinda things”

“C'mon it will be fun! Pleaseeee” He said pouting

“Fine but I get to choose the game!”

Joe rolled his eyes but I can see a little smile playing on his lip.

“So what game?” He asked setting up all of his stuff

“Lets play Slender! I always wanted to play!”

He looks at me unsure “You do know that’s included as a horror”

“Yea I know”

“Okay but this is your choice, remember that!”

I rolled my eyes “Yes father”

“Shut up!”

He did his intro and I introduced myself. The game consisted of me cussing. Everytime I see slenderman I would jump and Joe would always tease me. I see why Joe warned me about this game. We finally finish the horrid game and the video ends.

I looked at the clock, its only 2.

“Now its time for editing. Now get out of my room” He shood me out of his room

“I see how it is Joseph, after all the things we did together you just kicked me out?” I said hoping he was gonna play along

“Wow I can see how Tyler’s rubbing off on you” He said ruffling my hair

“Hey! Dont mess with my hair!” I said hitting his hand away

“Ow, you hit me!” He said pouting “Your gonna have to kiss it better” He said holding up his hand for me to kiss

“Your such a big baby!” I whined

“Am not!”

I sighed and eventually kissed his hand “There you go Baby Joe”

As the night went on, Tyler and I decided it would be better if we had a sleepover. I actually brought my overnight bag because Tyler said it was just incase.

We delivered pizza and watch some movies.

I wasn’t so happy with the choice of the movie. We watched The Conjuring and to my luck I was squished between Tyler and Joe. Tyler was not the best when it comes to horror movies so Tyler cant really soothe me when he is freaking out himself. I jumped when the ghost suddenly appeared and without noticing, I snuggled up to Joe. I didn’t really realize until Joe wrapped his arm around me. I tried to get out of his grip but he was just too strong. I relaxed and enjoyed his embrace. Despite the scary movie playing I manage to fall asleep

Joe P.O.V.

I look down to see (Y/N) all snuggled up and asleep. She looks so adorable. I really enjoyed spending time with her. She’s so funny and beautiful. I think I might have a crush on her

“Joe did you make a new video?” Caspar ask

“Yeah, whats wrong?”

“Look at twitter” He said simply

I opened twitter and saw #(Y/N)Joe

I blushed.

I guess I do have a crush on (Y/N)


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so everyone knows about the gay chicken trope in fics right? well I happen to love it so last night when I was falling asleep watching the thanksgiving things to do I was a bit sidetracked, thinking about geoff, ray, ryan, and gavin filming themselves doing stupid shit as they do. which so happened to be gay chicken or something similar to what people do when its late at night and the sexual tension in the room is high as fuck

So this somehow ended up as a fic. There’s nsfw fun times ahead which I promised the tag so uhh.. enjoy

Also if you actually get off to this, I salute you, but I’m not writing more for now

Rated: Explicit

Ship: Raywood

WC: 2,091

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so summerfelldraws posted these fucking amazeballs fan arts of pricefield in the tag and there was two in particular that were just begging to be wrote about, so i just decided to go for it

(the two in particular are the first and the third. my head kinda tied them together… originally, it was super fluffy. now it’s fluff with angst mixed in. go figure)

Title: Time Enough for Two
A/N: also, didn’t edit this before hand, so there’s probably gonna be mistakes, i mean, it’s almost midnight rn soo…. there’s that also. enjoy!! feedback is /extremely/ welcome, especially tags. i love tags.

Chloe first realized that Max was beautiful after she almost died for the second, no, third, time on the train tracks behind her. The tracks that Max had just pulled her away from. “Now we’re totally bonded for life!” she had exclaimed as she had wrapped Max in a relieved hug.

But now that some of the heart-racing adrenaline was slowly pumping its way out of her system, a new heartbeat started racing her heart anew. Max’s starry eyes staring into hers as she clutched her forearms like they were her only lifeline. “We’re totally bonded for life…,” she murmured again as her gaze dropped unconsciously to Max’s lips.

“Yeah… bonded,” Max replied, her volume matching Chloe’s. And that low pitch made Chloe burn with want. 

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Hello everybody!!! You might wonder; “Is it a new crappy edit? Is it a follow forever?!" 

No! It’s a ”Thanks to“ post! 

Because I can’t promise to people I will follow them forever, and because I also wanted to thank people that follow me, I decided to make this, instead of the classic follow forever.

So, my blog officially turned 1 year old on August the 3rd! *yay congratz* And I wanted to make something special, like this, thanking people, because you guys are the ones keeping my blog alive!

Ok ok, let’s talk about this edit. Well, "first year” of being and EXO blog? Yeah, it had to be an EXO first year pic, and Luhan of course. And I just wanted to make him look pretty and now he’s Luhannie Monroe (by Aurélie Warhol u_u), okay!

So, the names aren’t gonna be by alphabetical order, but by my own categories. And some sort of tiny message will be added. You’ll understand soon why I couldn’t make it as a follow forever!

Aaaand it’s gonna be very long, so here is a little read more button; and for those who, like me, have the xkit thing that automatically opens read more on the dash, I’m sorry xD

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