oh yeah no homestuck reference here

What went down in Horrificator
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Nino: kk let's film a horror movie bc we need a one-off plot for this episode
  • Mylène: I can't act bc Ivan is terrifying
  • Nino: aren't you and he supposed to be a thing at this point
  • Nino: bc that was established when he was akumatized and that's already happened by now
  • Mylène: idk but either way he's f**king terrifying
  • Mylène: imma sing the song that helps me calm down
  • Mylène: smelly wolf, smelly wolf, trapped in the stinky hut
  • Mylène: smelly wolf, smelly wolf, I'm gonna kick your b**t
  • Nino: did you just censor "butt"?
  • Mylène: why is that relevant?
  • Nino: why would you censor that? it's not a curse word
  • Mylène: idk
  • Alya: ok speaking as the only voice of reason in the room, as usual, can we maybe get back on track?
  • Max: agreed, we've got only 78 hours before they kick us out of the school for the evening
  • Nino: there's no way that number is correct
  • Nino: maybe like 7 or 8 hours at most
  • Alya: that running gag is kinda worn out now
  • Chloé: hi
  • Mylène: NOPE NOPE NOPE
  • Mylène: I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW
  • Ivan: hey Mylène, things are gonna be ok, pls don't get akumatized
  • Mylène: *gets akumatized*
  • Ivan: that defs went well
  • Chloé: so anyway imma take over Mylène's part so I can get to smooch Adrien
  • Alya: that was defs not in my script
  • Nino: I um...may have made a couple revisions?
  • Alya: I WILL F**KING MURDER YOU
  • Alya: IT IS 100% POSSIBLE TO HAVE A STORY THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE ROMANCE
  • Alya: AND A CONTRIVED ROMANCE SIMPLY FOR THE SAKE OF ROMANCE NEVER POSITIVELY CONTRIBUTES TO A NARRATIVE
  • Nino: ok sorry we can take it out
  • Marinette: and there's a whole lot of unnecessary shenanigans averted
  • Rose: aww :(
  • Chloé: anyway imma leave and take Kim and Max with me
  • Max: there is an 87% chance—
  • Kim: that you're a nerd?
  • Max: ...
  • Max: ...yeah.
  • Kim: and that Chloé is a scuzzbucket?
  • Max: now we're talking! <>
  • Max and Kim: *enact sweet high five*
  • Max and Kim: *get captured by Horrificator*
  • Marinette: ok Nino so you know how you wanted a realistic monster in your film?
  • Marinette: and then one conveniently showed up
  • Marinette: so what I guess I'm asking is
  • Marinette: are you Hawkmoth?
  • Nino: oh no you caught me
  • Nino: as somebody who was previously akumatized, Hawkmoth is defs who I am
  • Nino: great theorizing there
  • Nino: anyway can you transform and beat the monster pls
  • Marinette: ok. Tikki, spots on!
  • Adrien: imma leave a shoe here as a diversion bc that's defs how that works
  • Adrien: Plagg, claws out!
  • Nathaniel: anyway I'm standing here and I'm defs not in immediate danger of being captured
  • Horrificator: HEY GUYS
  • Nathaniel: hey Horrificator!
  • Horrificator: *captures Nathaniel*
  • Nathaniel: in retrospect I should have seen that coming
  • Horrificator: *captures Chloé*
  • Ladybug: ok let's have a show of hands
  • Ladybug: who here is in favor of not actually rescuing Chloé this time
  • Ladybug: by an overwhelming majority of literally every person, we're not rescuing Chloé
  • Chat Noir: *traps Horrificator in Cataclysm cage*
  • Ladybug: and now it's time for an impromptu musical number!
  • Everyone: *bangs loudly on miscellaneous cleaning supplies while singing*
  • Horrificator: MAKE IT STOP
  • Horrificator: pls have mercy and deakumatize me Hawkmoth
  • Hawkmoth: yeah that's warranted
  • Ladybug: well that's that then
  • Nino: anyway Mr. Mayor here's our film of very real events
  • André: yeah imma disqualify it bc you left my daughter there to die
  • Nino: ok fine we'll go back and rescue her if you give us the award
  • Ladybug: no way in hell am I going back to rescue her
  • Nino: but that's the only way to get the award!
  • Ladybug: then maybe you should have thought of that before you voted to leave her to die
  • Nino: oh yeah good point
  • ROLL CREDITS