oh yeah and he's tan

Nardo & Sascakes smiling into their kiss😚😄  

  • Licht enters the room looking disheveled: Sorry I was doing things.
  • Hyde, entering the room also looking disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!
Once upon a time I thought I was straight

How I describe sexy males: he had eyes that were eyes. His muscles were muscular. Oh, yeah, he also had a tan.

How I describe sexy females: Her eyes were round and shone a dark brown in the sunlight. Her lips budded like two spring roses from her pales skin. Her neck was long, dropping to a low v-neck where you could see the soft swell of cleavage before it disappeared again under her shirt…