oh yeah and a nipple

Read It Wednesday

Is this week ten? Did we finally make it to week ten? Holy crow that’s awesome! I’ve added a few changed to Read It Wednesday. Nothing major, I promise. As of now, I won’t be adding gif drabbles/celebration drabbles to future RIW’s. (unless they’re over 1,000 words) I will still read them but I just won’t be adding them. What I will be doing instead is reblogging those drabbles and making sure they get the love they deserve. ALSO I’ve stated this before, but I won’t be reading fics that don’t come with warnings. Warnings can be in the tags, just make a reference that they’re there. Some things I’m not comfortable with and I just like to spare myself those uncomfortable feelings. I hope none of you hate me for that. Annnd again, if you don’t see a specific series here, please understand that I’m not caught up on it, but will do my best to catch up on it soon. Okay, sorry for my long spiel, now onto the fics I’ve been tagged in this week!

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Piercing Issues

Braun Strowman/Reader
Smut/Explicit, 3125 words

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You’re backstage at Smackdown, holed up in your assigned corner, surrounded by fabric and costumes, busy at your sewing machine. You sigh to yourself, rubbing your eyes, because while there are plenty of creative aspects to your job, you also seem to spend an inordinate amount of time reinforcing the seams of tights.

“Hey,” says a gruff voice from behind you, and you turn, swivelling your chair around. There are some big guys here, and most of them have voices to match, but Braun’s is the biggest of all, every word he speaks amplified by the sheer bulk of him, echoing through that cavernous chest.

“Hey,” you say, smiling, because Braun’s also the guy who’s probably the least like his stage persona. He’s almost shockingly sweet, his offstage personality hard to reconcile with the monster he plays in the ring. “What can I do for you?”

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Apology

Rap Monster | Smut | Completed

Warnings: Established Relationship, Daddy!Kink, Make-Up Sex, Rough Sex, Slight Degradation/Humilation, Photographing, Blowjob, and Anal Sex

A/N: Inspired loosely by sexonextdoor’s post about BTS and Daddy Kinks.


“Just leave!” you shouted, voice trembling. Namjoon stared at you, bewilderment on his face as he watched you stomp your foot down in blind rage.

“Fine. I don’t have to deal with this, Y/N; I’m out of here.” And with that, he was gone, letting the door slam behind him.

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So this happened...
  • *hanging out with friends at a bonfire*
  • Bff: "Y'ALL HAVE TO SEE HER BLOG!"
  • Me: "tf are you DOING?"
  • Guys: "what's your blog about?"
  • Bff: "Her boobs!"
  • Me: *facepalm*
  • Guys: "you have a blog about your boobs?"
  • Bff: " YOU SHOULD SHOW THEM. What's it on? OH YEAH. TUMBLR!"
  • Guy 1: *hands me his phone*
  • Guy 1: "Your nipples are pierced?!?"
  • Me: "...yes?"
  • Guy 1: *shows my boobs to everyone *
Pierced

Braun Strowman/OC: You and Braun bond over the fact you have the same piercings, but only after you accidentally send him a photo of the new jewelry that was definitely meant to go to your best friend. Smut bc hell yeah it is. Fuckin fight me.

I’M OBSESSED WITH BRAUN’S NIP NOP PIERCINGS SO…HERE WE GO. THERE’S ALSO CHOKING BC OF COURSE THERE IS I FUCKIN WROTE IT OF COURSE THERE’S CHOKING (also it was v hard not to say nip nop piercings every time I wrote nipple piercings lmoa whoops)

Not all of you asked to be tagged but I’m tagging all of you bc you all talk to me about Braun and I love it lmao @omgmissmillie @lavitabella87 @screamersdontdance @hiitsmecharlie

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Monsta X Reaction to You Randomly Poking Their Nipple When You're Bored

Request- Hi~ can I have a monsta x reaction to you randomly poking their nipple because you’re bored and you have nothing better to do


Shownu:
He would look down at you as he furrowed his eyebrows and tried to process that you just did that.

“Why did you…?”

“I told you, I’m bored.”

“B-but… okay.”


Wonho:
He’d let out a chuckle before he looked down at you with a smirk and said, “If you really wanted me that bad you could’ve said so.”

“What? No, I’m just bored,” You’d say before you went back to poking his nipple. “Are they always this hard?”

“What?!” He’d screech as his hand went up to his chest.


Minhyuk:
He’d turn to you immediately with wide eyes and ask, “What are you doing?!”

“I’m bored.”

“That doesn’t mean you have to harass me!” He’d exclaim and exaggerate as his arms went up to cover his chest.


Kihyun:
He’d look at you with a serious expression and grab hold of your wrist as he asked, “What are you doing?”

“I’m bored.”

“If we do something will you stop poking my nipple?”


Hyungwon:
“Are you that bored that you have to poke my nipple?” He’d asked as he kept flipping through the channels.

“Yes.”

He’d let out a sigh and give in to what you wanted to do. “Fine let’s go do what you want.”


Jooheon:
“Uh…” He’d laugh awkwardly. “Did you just poke my nipple?”

“Yeah.”

“Haha… why?”

“I’m bored.”

“Oh… I guess that makes sense…”



I.M.:
He’d stay silent and quiet for a while before he smirked. “You know, I am pretty irresistible, but thi-”

“Shut up, I’m bored,” You’d cut him off.

“Oh. Well, I’m still pretty irresistible.”

But I keep thinking about all the combinations of a Cards Against Megamind deck mixed in with Cards Against Humanity

“Oh, you’re a villain all right.  Just not a super one.” “Oh yeah?  What’s the Difference?”

50,000 VOLTS STRAIGHT TO THE NIPPLES.

Grind On Me

Johnny Storm x Reader
Request: can you write a *cough*smutty*cough* Johnny storm x reader based on that Grind on me trend?

Re: omfg I just looked that trend up. O.O

Genre: humor, Romance
Rated: Mature
Warnings: SMUTTY SMUT SMUT

It was the hottest trend ever on the internet. The Grind On Me vine was so popular and when Johnny heard about it, he was excited. It was his dream but your nightmare. Johnny kept asking you to do the vine with you an you refused, blushing heavily at the thought of Johnny doing that to you. Yes, he was your boyfriend and you two did alot of crazy shit together, but you thought that this was a little far. It was late at night when he tried again. You were on your computer, typing an essay when Johnny came uo behind you, asking.
“Baby?”
“No Johnny.”
“But baby!”
“No buts! I said no.”
Johnny sighed, laying his head in yours.
“Fine.”
He started rubbing your shoulders and you sighed, leaning back.
“That feels good.”
Johnny chuckled and you asked, looking up at him as he continued to rub your shoulders.
“I’m kinda cold….think you could use that awesome ability of yours?”
Johnny smiled and started warming up, pulling your back to his chest and wrapping his arms around you. His lips connected to your neck, nibbling and sucking on your sweet spot. You moaned a bit and he whispered huskily into your ear.
“I know another way to warm you up.”
“Oh yeah?”
Johnny laid you onto your back, sliding on top of you and kissed you hungrily, his hands running up your sides. His tongue slid through your gasping lips, exploring your wet cavern as his hands slid your shirt up. He pulled away and kissed your neck before pulling your shirt off. He grinned and asked.
“No bra? Did you plan this?”
You blushed heavily and hissed.
“Johnny!”
He moaned a little and replied, latching onto your perky nipple and sucking.
“Say my name again.”
You moaned his name as his tongue swirled around your nipple, his other hand tweaking and tugging gently on your other nipple. He grunted and a burst of heat came from his fingers, making you gasp and run your fingers through his hair.
“Oh, Johnny!”
“You have a heat kink?”
You blushed and Johnny grinned, taking his shirt off. Slowly he slid down your body, ghosting his hot fingers down your body. Goosebumps appeared on your skin as you gasped at the feeling. His fingers cooled a bit and he asked in a lusting tone.
“Are you a bad girl? Hmm? Do you need punishment?”
You replied, biting your lip.
“Oh Johnny, punish me.”
He grinned and unbuttoned your pants, sliding them off and you sat up, kissing his neck and trailing your hands down his chest. Johnny sighed and gripped your hips as you unbuttoned his jeans and slid them down. He kicked them off and you palmed him through his boxers, stating in his ear.
“Well, aren’t you a big boy.”
He whimpered a bit and you trailed your nails along the fabric, blushing slightly.
“Touch me…please, touch me…”
Johnny begged, his head thrown back. You smirked and slid your hand down his boxers and gripping his member. He bucked a bit and you pumped his member a few times, gently trailing your nails along his shaft and enjoying the grunts coming from the hothead. Suddenly he pushed you down, capturing your lips in a searing, passionate kiss while sliding his boxers off. He kissed your jaw and hooked his fingers on either side if your underwear, sliding the fabric down. He whispered in your ear.
“You’re beautiful.”
You soaking, hot core was throbbing in want and you grunted, rubbing your thighs for friction. Johnny gripped your thighs and spread them, trailing kissed down your torso and naval. His tongue darted out and licked a hot trail along your inner thigh before licking your clit and entrence. You gasped and moaned slightly, running your hand through his hair while saying.
“Oh fuck! Johnny!”
He growled slightly as you bucked your hips slightly. Johnnys skilled mouth worked your clit as he slid two fingers into your dripping womanhood. You moaned loud as he pumped his digits in and out, twisting his fingers every other thrust. The coil in your stomach started to get tighter as Johnny heated his fingers a little. You moaned loud as Johnny sucked on your clit, your hand gripping his hair.
“I’m so close, Johnny!”
He hummed in response and the vibrations caused you to tip over, yelling his name while cumming. Johnny lapped up your juices, his tongue lapping at any cum. He whispered before sucking on his fingers, cleaning them off.
“So sweet.”
He kissed your naval before towering over you, a hungry yet slightly amused look in his eyes. He got in between your legs then did the move from the grind on me vines. You laughed but it was cut short ad his dick slid into your hot cavern. You moaned as he looked at you. Johnny started thrusting into you slowly, getting the feel of your hot, wet walls squeezing his member.
“Fuck, you’re so tight. Dammit.”
You wrapped your legs around his waist, clawing his back while saying.
“Johnny! Faster! Oh god!”
He obeyed, thrusting his member into your wet pussy faster. He said, grunting.
“You like it rough, don’t you baby?”
You whined out, clawing his back and drawing blood.
“Oh yeah!”
Johnny grunted and moaned. He leaned down, taking your nipple into his mouth while kneading your other breast like dough. You cried out as Johnny slammed into you, not holding back.
“Shit, you feel so good (y/n)!”
He angled himself and his manhood hit your core hard. You screamed Johnny’s name loud, your walls clamping down around his dick. His thrusts faltered as he whimpered, embracing you while thrusting. He came, biting your shoulder hard as your walls milked him of his hot seed. Johnny stopped biting you, his thrusts coming to a halt. Both of you panted and he pulled out, collapsing onto you. He held you tight, pulling the blanket over you two. He whispered into your ear before falling asleep.
“I love you.”
“I love you too.”
-END-

  • *Jaune having dinner with Pyrrha and her parents for the first time*
  • Mrs Arkos: A cat?
  • Jaune: I milked a cat once. Do you want to hear a story?
  • Mr Arkos: Sure.
  • Jaune: One of my seven sisters had a cat and the cat birthed a litter of kittens. There must have been thirty of them and there was this one little runt, that couldn't, it wanted to get up there but it couldn't get access to the umm teat. I went in and simply...just...
  • *Jaune mimes milking two nipples while Pyrrha looks on with a blank face*
  • Jaune: ...into a saucer and then took the saucer and fed it to Gepetto, that's what I named him, Gepetto.
  • Mrs Arkos: I had no idea you could milk a cat.
  • Jaune: Oh yeah you can milk anything with nipples.
  • Mr Arkos: I have nipples Jaune, can you milk me?
Little Less Conversation: Zayn Malik (Dirty) One Shot

Wow… I hit that last night? Nice one, Chloe. You thought Ava’s Vegas wedding was such a bad idea, remember? You told her it was so tacky. Even when it’s a nice wedding in a cathedral, with white linens and black ties at the reception, people were still thinking “Vegas wedding.” Some even muttering it behind cupped hands.

 

But it was fun. At least–all of it that I could remember. I remembered the ceremony, and the toast, and the horrible flash mob the grooms had tried to organize. But then my memories faded, and now I was lying in bed next to this gorgeous man who, from what I could tell, wasn’t wearing anything beneath the sheet tangled just at his waist. I could see the tendriled trail that led from his navel downward, his olive skin and sleek black curls juxtaposed against the creamy sheets.

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The Adventures Of An Asexual Office Worker

In which Kunimi does not get paid nearly enough for this shit.

AKA: the infamous 90s diet coke AU started by @pussycat-scribbles

Though really, all I did was read through all the ideas and added an exasperated Kunimi who’s just done with everything.

I might continue this. We’ll see. I just really hope I did it justice.

Part II can be found here.

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Let me tell you a little story I call 'Harry Sex Headcannons': firstly, I reckon he's into kissing bigtime, no matter how rough or gentle he's fucking you, there'll be kissing. The whole face-cupping thing and the fact he's a self-proclaimed romantic also means he probably kisses your neck and runs his fingers through your hair and generally won't stop stroking you. I also think he's probably vocal but not in a cheesy way; he's polite so he probably likes to pay you plenty of compliments (cont.)

(cont.) He’d be constantly babbling how good you feel and how hot you are and moaning into your neck. Post-concert sex would be the bomb; his adrenaline would be crazy high and he’d smell all manly and manhandle you because christ he just wants to get off so bad he can’t think about anything else. I agree with the other anon that he’s probably into intense missionary and staring into your eyes, but since the bullriding vid where he bends that chick over, I’m almost certain he loves doggy (cont.)
(cont.) I also reckon he’d love eating you out because a) the This Is Us NY premier, b) ‘lick me clean’ and c) he’s borderline obsessed with pleasing others and doing a good job. That boy LOVES being praised so he would get off on getting you off. He wouldn’t just anxiously lick at your clit, he would go full-on, whole face in the pussy, wet chin, wet nose, grinding his dick into the bed cos he’s so turned on. Finally, before I pass out, I think he has a thing for feet. (cont.)
(cont.) In the speed dating interview with Liam last year (green hair girl), when Liam puts his feet in Harry’s lap he says 'I don’t mind a toe in the nose’ and pulls this fucking smirk while looking at the interviewer. Oh yeah, and have you seen how hard his nipples get? They’re clearly so sensitive. I reckon you could make his dick leak just by brushing a thumb over them while making out. This is the end. I’m going to go and take a cold shower.

FIRST OF ALL I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THESE IN SCHOOL FUCK AND I ALMOST PASSED OUT ALSO THE POST-CONCERT SEX THING OH MY GOD AND THE PRAISING THING TRU HE’S OBSESSED W IT AND YEAH A++ POST FUCK

An AU, where some lucky people have soulmates, people who come into your life and change it for the better, leave an imprint that last forever even if they personally don’t.

You only get one, two is…..for those who fate decides really, really needs it.

Tony Stark has two soulmates.

Of course, no one outside his inner circle knows of this, because Howard Stark would be damned if the crown prince of his weapons empire copped to needing someone, let alone two people.

Pathetic.

So Tony hid hid hid.

He wore long sleeves and coats and jeans, during the summer, winter and spring.

It was fucking embarrassing. 

He didn’t need anyone, he’d show them. He built a helper bot, from his own hands and genius. He was almost done with coding the pinnacle of AI software.

He didn’t need anyone. He was Tony fucking Stark.

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Of course, then Tony Stark met his first bondmate, his first month in college.

A Mr. James Rhodes who joined Tony in the first row of MIT’s junior level Robotics class.

James Rhodes, who for the next three years fed and watered him, took him to parties under his careful supervision, and made sure Tony didn’t die from alcohol poisoning his first year in.

Tony, who made sure the future Colonel took a break and didn’t kill himself running laps with the ROTC, stayed up quizzing Rhodey for his ROTC classes, and partnered with him for projects.

Tony and Rhodey’s class projects ended up being the most explosive and elaborate term projects ever seen in MIT. They hacked together, coded together, drank each other under the table, and looked out for each other.

Maybe he did need Rhodey. Just a little bit.

But the thing was, Rhodey needed him too.

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So what if Rhodey was busy, all the time?

Tony wasn’t free either, he had people to do, things to ignore.

Then one Ms. Virginia Potts screamed in his face about a math mistake in the company books, and pepper sprayed a six feet tall security guard while in the CEO’s office.

Tony promoted her on the spot.

Ten years later, he didn’t regret anything.

Neither said anything about the glimpses of Tony and Pepper, both had seen the other catching on each other’s shoulders.

She smiled, and said “Will that be all, Mr.Stark”

And his lips twitched as he parried, “That will be all Ms. Potts”

Maybe it was because they were soulmates, but an awful lot of their relationship (the important bits, anyway) was unspoken, and yet understood and reciprocated.

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Tony was happy, despite his lot in life, he had people, soulmates, who looked out for him even when he didn’t need them to.

He was their family, and they were his.

Of course, then Extremis happened, and something unheard of took place.

History was made, as Tony noticed a bold “Steve” stark among his scar tissue, directly on top of his heart.

Extremis made you better than you were before. Tony hadn’t predicted this when he had read the fine print.

But this was fine. Normal even. Another platonic soulmate. He could deal with that. It was probably one sided anyway. Steve already had Bucky’s name on his hip.

Tony, as always, was an abnormality.

That didn’t explain why Steve pulled him into a closet after debriefing though.

“What did you do, Tony?”

Outraged, “Nothing! What did you hear?”

Biting his lip, Steve tugged his shirt down, revealing a bright and clear “Tony” curled up next to his left nipple.

“Oh”

“Yeah, oh. What did you do, Tony?”

“It was..extremis”

“What.”

Tony made a “whoops” face.

And that kids is how Tony ended up as the first man to have not one, not two, but three soulmates, Two platonic, and one romantic.

Whoops.

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i love karasuno but especially *looks at smudged ink on hand* sugar water cat sheet

Oh yeah they’re cool, I’m into *looks at smudged ink on hand* Nipple hips know you

Jenn’s Birthday Challenge

Hey guys! I’m doing another challenge specifically for my 30th birthday and I am making this one just a tad different than what I’ve seen from a lot of challenges. I really hope you will join. I’m giving PLENTY of time to create the craziness you wish to create. 

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Time frame is January 1 to April 12. The deadline date is my actual birth date!

Now for the rules:

1. It HAS to contain smut cause I’m a kinky bitch and it’s for my birthday so I’m going to be a little greedy.

2. Below is a list of my favorite quotes ranging from my favorite movies and books. Pick two quotes and send me an ask. I will give you your first choice if it is still available.

3. There is NO maximum word limit but please make it longer than 800 words.

4. You choose which SPN character or actor you want to write about.

5. Reader inserts ONLY, NO ships please!

6. You can choose to do more than 1 fic for the challenge, pick as many as you want.

7. Use the tags “Jenns Birthday Challenge” and “Dirty 30″.

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Now for the list of quotes:

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