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“its the FANS fault mass effect andromeda isnt getting dlc” oh yah bcs i thought it was eas decision to open a new bioware studio staffed with people whod never made a full game, horrifically mismanaged that studio and then shutter it once they predictably did not turn out a top tier product that fucked this entire franchise but im sure garrus_fan_10000’s mean tumblr post is what made them cancel the dlc

Imagine Bill letting it slip that you are dating during an interview.

Originally posted by skarsgardaddict

“So here we also have a photo of-” Jimmy paused, taking a look at the screen, just like Bill, and the entire audience that went crazy and started cheering and clapping the moment they saw you.

Bill himself chuckled as he took in the sight of you looking stunning as ever in your red dress, standing on your tiptoes even if you were wearing high heels to kiss his cheek; one hand on his chest and the other on your shoulder as he had an arm wrapped around your waist and the other cupping your cheek. 

He didn’t even know how they had managed to snap that photo because it wasn’t exactly in front of the cameras. You had mostly been standing on the side with his brothers, and great friends of yours, and he had rushed to you to get that good luck kiss. He didn’t expect there to be evidence of that so he was glad he’d kept himself from kissing you properly on the lips.

“(Y/n) and you.” he completed with a smile, glancing for a moment at the enthusiastic audience “You two-” he turned back to the actor “You two are great friends right? I’m- I’m just asking because that could, you know, be misinterpreted by some.” he motioned to the photo, giving a look at the audience and everybody laughed at that.

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as you can tell by the amount of drawings i did and death note episodes i have watched today, i’m not allowed to see my friends thx mom

anyway look at this grumpy old elf king awwwww 

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A throwback to this glorious breadcrumb, from WonderCon day.

Cole (out of shot): “Babe, um…”

Madchen: “Oh, Lili?”

Cole: “Yah.”

*Lili looks in Cole’s direction*

Cole: “We forgot… something. Sorry.”

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uncharted challenge (x)

(1 / 2) chapters: the lost legacy, chapter 2: infiltration

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Running Man members trying to report the weather

draconoxy  asked:

Did Pidge, Lance or Hunk ever get bullied as a kid/teen. If yes, how did the kid/teen deal with it? Beautiful Family AU! Am I allowed to ask more than one question?

Yes, you’re allowed to ask more than one! Also, they got bullied as kids back in elementary school: 1, 2 Let’s have teen Pidge this time!

[The Voltron Family] Pidge was gathering her books after she got a text message that Daddy Keith was already at the parking lot waiting for her. She left the school library and took a shortcut which led to an abandoned hall that turned out to be not so abandoned at all. She cursed herself for such ridiculous timing because these were the jerks of the school. Knowing it wasn’t going to be pretty, she bent her head down so she didn’t have to see their ugly faces as she passed by them.

Jerkface #1: Well, well, well. Look who we have here, boys. 
Pidge: *ignores* *continues walking*
Jerkface #1: It’s the freak with two gross cocksuckers daddies.
Pidge: *stops abruptly* *knits her eyebrows* The fuck did you just say?
Jerkface #2: Oooooh! *laughs* That got her attention!
Jerkface: #3: In case you didn’t hear it correctly, I’d gladly repeat it for you. You. Have. Two. Gross. Co—

Before the third guy could even finish his sentence, Pidge punched him in the mouth with so much force the guy stumbled backwards.

Jerkface #3: What the fuck? *touches his mouth* You hit me.
Pidge: Ooooh, what are you gonna do? Call your cocksucker Mommy
Jerkface #3: *wipes his mouth* You little shit.
Pidge: *smirks* Not the first time someone has called me that.
Jerkface #1: *grins* This little gremlin’s just asking for it. 
Pidge: *rolls eyes* Please. That’s a term of endearment back at home. Be more creative with your insults, baby face. 
Jerkface #2: *laughs so loudly* Baby face. That’s a good one!
Jerkface #1: *slaps #2* You fucking idiot. Let’s get her.
Pidge: *fighting stance* Three on one? And a little girl at that? Even that’s low for you, filthy pigs.

That was how Pidge got herself into her first fight. All her training at home definitely paid off. She dodged and kicked them in all the right places without exerting too much effort. All because she was told to user her size as an advantage. Although her backpack was bothering her, she made it work.

Keith: Watch your left, sweetheart. *winces* Oooh, that’s gotta hurt. You’re staggering, be careful. That punch was too weak. Three o’clock, baby. Good, good. *winces again* Damn. That was a good move. Kudos to you, darling. What did I say about your footwork? Try to remember, Pidge. *smiles*

After a few moments, Pidge was the only one left standing with the three boys groaning on the floor. She pushed her fringe up and exhaled loudly. Looking at the jerks on the floor, she felt pretty proud.

Pidge: *smiles and turns to look at Keith* How did I rate?
Keith: *approaches her* 7 out of 10. *smirks*
Pidge: Seven?!! *shocked* I knocked them all out!
Keith: You did, yes. And I’m proud of you. But you could’ve done better with a few moves in just 5 minutes.
Pidge: *grumbles* Five minutes is so unrealistic.
Keith: *takes Pidge’s hand and squeezes it when they walk away* Oh but it is, my sweets. I can take your Daddy Shiro down in 2.

As soon as they were inside the car, Keith began cleaning Pidge’s face and arms using wet wipes. 

Pidge: You’re not even gonna ask why I got into a fight?
Keith: *stops wiping* I’m sure you had a good reason for doing so. We taught all three of you self defense because—
Pidge: They called you gross cocksuckers. *shuts her eyes*
Keith: *frowns thoughtfully* *caresses Pidge’s cheek* Sweetheart. Look at me.
Pidge: *opens her eyes* *tears starts forming* 
Keith: *heart broken* *kisses Pidge’s cheek* *pulls her into a hug* There, there. Some people are just… *bites lip* awful, you could say. What they think about us shouldn’t matter.
Pidge: *whispers* They don’t even know you. They don’t have any right. And just because you married Daddy Shiro doesn’t mean all you do is that, when in this case, it’s really far from the truth. *sobs silently* I know they’ve been doing that for quite awhile now to me, but right now just really… made me so angry. *clings to Keith* Like when they found out I have two dads, all they could think about is what you guys do in bed and make gross assumptions and I’m so tried because even they think when we eat breakfast you do it in front of us.
Keith: *winces* God, that’s…
Pidge: Awful, I know. *sniffles* They’re a bunch of morons who probably wants some man to man action themselves. *huffs*
Keith: *laughs* Well, that’s one funny way to look at it. *kisses Pidge’s head* But honestly, sweetheart. Don’t let it get to you too much. I’m letting it slide what you’ve done today because you’re pretty… emotional.
Pidge: *buries her face in Keith’s chest* *incoherent mumbling*
Keith: I love you too, my little gremlin. *smiles* *hugs tighter* 
Pidge: You’re probably going to get called to the principal’s office though.
Keith: *laughs* I’m already looking forward to it. 

Nectar of The Goddess

Originally posted by stylesinthewild

@permanentcross I told you it was coming soon, hopefully this will make a good little miniseries

“Bet yah taste sweet,” He purred in her ear before cleaning off one of his fingers and letting out a groan of his own. “Oh yah do love, best thing ‘ve ever tasted. Even better than those drinks yah make me. Although, guess it should be huh, after all it’s the nectar o’ the goddess. Why don’ yah go head and taste it.”

He held his other finger to her lips and Y/N seized the opportunity she saw. Her lips closed around his finger and she sucked firmly, running her tongue around it as she rocked her head back and forth slightly. Harry knew that if he fucked her right now that he was going to climax way too quickly, he had to prep her more, needed to get her all ready for his cock and build up her orgasm.

“Want to truly taste yah love. Got to taste the nectar o’ the goddess from the source.”

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Y/N is a bartender who makes all sorts of drinks for Harry, but Harry’s favorite drink is Y/N’s juices

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