oh wow it's going to be such a dream

How Other Groups View NCT

Exo: Omg our children; so precious; can you direct me to the NCT Protection squad?; wait no contract termination

Super Juinor: wow we’re grandparents; i just wanna squish them and hug them forever; LEAVE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

Red Velvet: GO DREAM TEAM; leaders of NCT protection squad; oh yeah i trained with them

SNSD: so that kid is finally out of the basement?; congrats; who are they again

F(x): my little bros; sweg; JHONNY; oh yeah Ten was on that show with Amber

Shinee: I remember Taeil aka that kid who likes us; why am I so confused

Seventeen: IM NOT JOHNNY; I love Jaehyun so much, hes so handsome

BTS: who?

Blackpink: Thai squad; same year debut squad

Twice: Japan squad; aw Doyoung and Jihyo; i like them

Bonus

SM: Mark is fully capable. How the fuck did Johnny get out of the dungeon? Aw look at the minis. Give Taeyong all the lines. Where’s whoop whoop? Ten you will be the next Henry, so much talent, into variety shows you go. Beef up security in the dungeon so Hansolo and Kung Fu Panda don’t get out. Who released the Switch MV? We should reunite DoJae. Wait who’s babysitting them? Fuck. No, don’t touch them

JYP to YG: how long until they break?

YG: idk but I want that Mark kid

anonymous asked:

i had a dream where u were sitting in a bouncy castle and u looked like baby edd and i was like "oh shit it's whinesworld!!" and went to say hello and u looked at me in disgust and told me to leave until i learn to play better games than world of warcraft. when i told u ive never played wow you said "wait you dont??" and then flew up into the air and left. i woke up crying

this is one of the best asks ive received this ones going in the hall of fame thank you so much just visualizing me/baby edd’s disgusted sneer is an otherwordly experience 

  • jt yorke season one: oh man liberty is so gross and annoying and fuck i wish she would leave me alone but i guess it's cool that she thinks i'm hot shit cause i am
  • jt yorke season two: liberty is so fucking annoying but i guess she's kind of cool
  • jt yorke season three: wow liberty is so ugly and gross and i just i mean it's not like i dream about her sometimes bc why would i do that? i mean psshhh!!! don't tell anyone that
  • jt yorke season four: liberty is so great maybe i should stop being an asshole and go out with her plus she's super smart and actually funny and pretty and creative and w o w liberty
  • jt yorke season five: liberty hates me she doesn't need me around and i have nothing else to live for anyway so i'm go gonna go kill myself bUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO PLEASE LIBERTY I WANT US TO BE A FAMILY FUCK FUCK FUCK
  • jt yorke season six: liberty is so fucking mean to me and idk why i mean she's so fucking annoying but it's not like i'm talking about her too much or anything i mean i can talk about other things like um, like . . . uh . . . fUCK just liberty just sucks okay she just sucks
  • jt yorke 2 seconds before he died: liberty is actually the love of my life i've loved her since i was twelve years old and i'm sick of denying it i love liberty van zandt and i'm going to man up and tell her and we can be together forever ok xoxo
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archive moodboard x - lit from within (rose flush edition) for @oh-no-its-mo 💝 🌷 💖

Dean Winchester x Reader Prompt

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader

Prompt: 4. “Damn, when did y/n get hot?”

Words: 862

Warnings: none(?)

“Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!” You yelled running into the bunker where Dean was asleep on the cot and Sam had his head on an old book. Dean groaned and rolled over glaring at you.

Sam rubbed his eyes and said “Happy birthday y/n” with a yawn.

“Thank you Sam!” you said cheerily, Dean mumbled something sleepily.

“Sorry y/n we were up late working on the case. Dean would’ve made you breakfast.”

“Nope.” Dean spoke up from the cot sitting up.

“He was gonna make waffles.” Sam said looking annoyed at his brother. Dean just made another grumble noise.

“That’s ok! Because today is my birthday!” You sing-songed.

“Unfortunately we’ve made almost zero progress on the case.” Sam stated sighing.

“What?” You said your heart sinking.

“Yeah what?” Dean asked getting annoyed and frowning.

“I thought we could do something nice today…” You said. Sam shook his head and smiled.

“Yeah of course its your day.” He said dismissing himself immediately. The Winchesters cared about you, you were there best friend. They didn’t always make you feel special but today was your day! “Is that alright with you Dean?”

“You don’t have to ask me to skip work twice! What’s the plan birthday girl?” He asked walking over to you and ruffling your hair.

“We are going to, drumroll please… the beach!”

Sam stood up and said “The beach it is.”

“Yay! Beach day! Beach day! Beach day!” You chanted jumping up and down feeling like a little kid.

“Alright alright we get it.” Dean said rolling his eyes and casually slinging an arm aroun your shoulder to usher you out of the room. You tried not to feel so giddy.

The car ride to the beach was a dream. Sam let you ride shotgun, and Dean let you pick the music. He only complained a little bit.

“What is this crap?”

“Hey this is Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield! It is a timeless classic!”

“A timeless classic?” Dean said chuckling “This is complete-“

You blasted the song and belted it as loud as you could “FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN! NO ONE ELSE, NO ONE ELSE CAN-“

Dean laughed from the driver’s seat, while Sam silently observed his brother and came to a conclusion. If he had played that song Dean would have made him walk to the beach, but you played it and he was laughing. This could mean only one thing: Dean was in love.

“So what do you want to do y/n? Tan? Read?”

“I want to go swimming.” You said determinedly, unpacking your beach stuff effiecently.

“Of course you do.” Dean chuckled, as Sam raised his eyebrows at his brother.

“Y/n how about you go swimming and Dean and I will set up a spot.”

“Yes please!” You beamed, immediately stripping off your shorts and t-shirt to reveal a red bikini. You didn’t notice Dean’s mouth drop open and Sam raise his eyebrows in disbelief. Without waiting a second you took off toward the water. Sam turned to make eye contact with Dean.

“Wow.” Dean said still staring at you as you dove into the water.

“Yeah.”

“Damn, when did y/n get hot?” Dean said with a smile, Sam rolled his eyes.

“Don’t do that Dean.”

“I’m allowed to think y/n is hot! She is clearly smoking!” He said turning back towards your direction.

“No, not that. Don’t pretend you’re just noticing now!” Sam said annoyed as Dean furrowed his brows.

“Well this is the first time I’ve seen her in something sexy.”

“Oh please I’ve seen you gape at her like that when she was wearing sweatpants and had her hair in a week old bun!”

“So?” Dean sighed frustrated.

“So stop tip-toeing around the fact you’re in love with her!”

Dean opened his mouth and closed it again. He began to turn away, but turned back and open his mouth and close it again. “Fine!” He finally shouted and stormed towards the water.

“Y/n!” Dean yelled and you turned to face him smiling “I have something to tell you!”

“I have something to tell you too!” You said cheerily “But you go first.”

“Ok.” Dean said taking a deep breath “I don’t really know how to say this, uh,” You could see Dean was thinking hard, getting frustrated on how to form his thought. “Well I’ve felt this way for a long time, and you know since its your birthday and, oh for pete’s sake!” He finally blurted out and grabbed your face and kiss you. You were shocked, thinking for a second you might be dreaming, but you melted into the kiss. Dean’s hands moved through your hair and he kissed you softly. Finally, you pulled away.

“Wow” was all you said.

“Yeah” he said smiling, scratching the back of his head.

“I was going to tell you I found a crab!” You said and Dean laughed.

“Show me.” Dean grabbed your hand and you led him to a quieter part of the beach.

4

Digifest New York City. I had received tickets to go and believe me, I was as excited as anything.

I was at the back of the slow-moving line, the minutes before I’m in his arms ticking by. The nerves began to build up, butterflies hysterically batting their wings in my stomach as the line grew shorter.

10 minutes. 20 minutes. 30 minutes had gone by. I could’ve sworn I was now less than five metres away from him. I pushed a strand of hair behind my ear as I caught his eyes locked on me, my heart beat and adrenaline increasing by a million miles per minute. There were only two people infront of me now. I guess time flies when you’re preoccupied staring at the love of your life right before your eyes.

I was close enough now that I heard the angelicness of his voice.

“I love you too babe.” He said, hugging the last fan one more time.

This was it. Now is when I feel anxious. He’s right there. What on earth do I say?

For a moment I just stood before him, my mouth gaping open at the sight of my endless love infront of me, as he opened his arms, welcoming me into his warm embrace.

“Easy there cutie.” He said, a sweet, loving ring to his voice.

“I’m sorry, It’s just that-” I began before he cut me off.

“No need for apologies babe.” He said, a crooked smile stretching across his face. My favourite smile.

“So tell me about yourself. What’s your name?” He began, snapping me out of my trance.

“Y/N.” I answered, growing more comfortable.

“Well Y/N,” he started, throwing an arm around my shoulders and intertwining our fingers. His hand was larger than mine, but despite that, our fingers locked together like the pieces of a puzzle. “You are undeniably beautiful.” He finished, looking me in the eyes. A warm rush of heat raced up my cheeks at his statement. I think it’s safe to say he makes me feel something I’ve never felt before.

Keep your cool Y/N.

“Thankyou. I could say the same about you, only you’re handsome.” I said, mustering up the words.

“You know how to get me princess.” He said, a low chuckle escaping his lips. His chuckle was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard, to be completely honest. Subsequently, his grip on my hand loosened as he twirled me around, once after, bringing me in close to him, our foreheads touching.

This moment was so magical, so beautifully surreal that I didn’t want it to ever end. In his eyes, I may only be a fan but in my eyes, he is my world, my air, my universe.

Cameras snapped as we stayed in this position. I didn’t want to let him go. Ever.

“You’re different. Y/N.” Matt whispered, his hot breath ghosting over my lips.

“Different as in, different from the others.” He continued, as he began to sway me, kind of like those fairytales where, typically, the prince and princess dance.

“What do you mean Matt?” I asked, giving him a quizzical look.

“I mean, princess, that I want to get to know you more.” He murmured, his hands trailing down to my jean pocket, slipping something inside.

We were so caught in this moment that I didn’t even realise the annoyed mothers and their daughters behind me in the line, impatiently waiting for their turn. Cussing. Yelling. Shooing me away. Oh god.

“Matt. They’re waiting.” I said lowly, leaning in to peck his cheek ever so lightly.

“Alright babygirl. We’ll meet again, I know it.” He said before letting go of my hand as I walked away, saying one last goodbye to him. The boy of my dreams whom I had just united with.

Remembering the slip of paper that had sneakily made its way into my jeans by Matt, I curiously took it out, reading its contents.

‘Call me sometime XXXX-XXX-XXX. Matthew.’

Wow. I’m not dreaming. Not dreaming at all.


- Emily


A/N: This one took a while to write. It’s pretty much based on this dream I had last night. Anyway, I REALLY want to meet Matt but I don’t know if he’ll do Australia. Oh well… Hope y'all liked the imagine!!

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In my perfect world you're happy with me.
When I picture it, it's all heavenly.
But this fairytale is just a story, see?
Life is such an unpredictable dream
Kung Fu Panda (2008 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "To make something special you just have to believe it's special."
  • "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."
  • "There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift."
  • "You're bluffing. You're bluffing! _______ didn't teach you that."
  • "Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his/her facial nerve!"
  • "I'm not dying, you idiot!"
  • "She/He was so deadly, in fact, that her/his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!"
  • "Well, maybe we could start out with something more at, you know, my level."
  • "You must now continue your journey without me."
  • "You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me!"
  • "Ooh, so um, I should... stop talking?"
  • "Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend."
  • "There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness."
  • "I understand. You eat when you are upset."
  • "It's okay. I didn't get it the first time either."
  • "Ow! I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel better!"
  • "I loved you too much to see what you were becoming. What I... was turning you into."
  • "You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part... is cleaning up afterwards."
  • "We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins."
  • "Oh. Well, I mean it's not like you were going anywhere."
  • "Actually, when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu."
  • "Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here."
  • "It was never my decision to make!"
  • "Everything I did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are _______! Tell me! TELL ME!"
  • "You... dragged me all the way up here... for a bath?"
  • "Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles?"
  • "Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!"
  • "Don't stand that close, I can smell your breath!"
  • "We're dead. So very, very dead."
  • "You wanna get something to eat?"
  • radio host: give us a freestyle iggy
  • iggy: alright got a fresh one for ya
  • iggy: [man's voice] Once upon a time
  • in a kingdom far, far away,
  • the king and queen were blessed
  • with a beautiful baby girl.
  • And throughout the land,
  • everyone was happy...
  • until the sun went down
  • and they saw that their daughter was
  • cursed with a frightful enchantment
  • that took hold each and every night.
  • Desperate, they sought the help
  • of a fairy godmother
  • who had them lock the young princess
  • away in a tower,
  • there to await the kiss...
  • of the handsome Prince Charming.
  • [horse whinnies]
  • It was he who would chance
  • the perilous journey
  • through blistering cold
  • and scorching desert
  • traveling for many days and nights,
  • risking life and limb
  • to reach the Dragon's keep.
  • [crows caw]
  • For he was the bravest,
  • and most handsome...
  • in all the land.
  • And it was destiny that his kiss
  • would break the dreaded curse.
  • He alone would climb to the highest room
  • of the tallest tower
  • to enter the princess's chambers,
  • cross the room to her sleeping silhouette,
  • pull back the gossamer curtains
  • to find her... [gasps]
  • What?
  • - Princess... Fiona?
  • - No!
  • [sighs relief] Oh, thank heavens.
  • Where is she?
  • - She's on her honeymoon.
  • - Honeymoon? With whom?
  • - She's on her honeymoon.
  • - Honeymoon? With whom?
  • [ Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love]
  • So she said
  • what's the problem, baby?
  • What's the problem?
  • I don't know
  • Well, maybe I'm in love
  • Think about it
  • every time I think 'bout it
  • Can't stop thinking 'bout it
  • How much longer
  • will it take to cure this?
  • Just to cure it,
  • 'cause I can't ignore it
  • If it's love, love
  • Makes me wanna turn around
  • and face me
  • But I don't know nothing
  • 'bout love
  • Oh, come on, come on
  • - [screams]
  • - Turn a little faster
  • Come on, come on
  • The world will follow after
  • Come on, come on
  • Everybody's after love
  • So I said
  • I'm a snowball running
  • Running down into this spring
  • that's coming all this love
  • Melting under blue skies
  • belting out sunlight
  • Shimmering love
  • Well, baby, I surrender
  • To the strawberry ice cream
  • Never ever end of all this love
  • Well, I didn't mean to do it
  • But there's no escaping your love
  • These lines of lightning
  • mean we're never alone

I’m sorry but am I the only one getting annoyed by people following EXO around LA?

I mean people are so fast to talk shit about Korean fans following them around, or any other group. But they’re doing the same. I don’t care if this might be your ONLY chance to see them. I mean if you can’t control yourself and you MUST see them then walk up to them get your feelings out then leave. I know that if Block B was here I would, but then leave. But what making me more annoyed is that they know where there are. Do you smell hypocrites? “OMG sasaengs are so disgus *ring ring* WHAT EXO just left the airport and now are going to the hotel then downtown to shop? I’ll be there in 5 minutes text me if something happens. *hangs up* I couldn’t go to the airport so I have someone telling me where they are. Anyways sasaengs.” 

I can’t understand how someone can follow someone else that they don’t know. And do it so openly too. Cause standing 3 feet away from someone with a camera in their face is totally secretive. People I just want you to put yourself in their shoes. Do you want to be followed around everywhere you go and have cameras in your face the whole time? Your making the idols you love so much unable to be themselves, you have them always in idol mode. Act like this doesn’t bother me. Act happy. Is my makeup and hair okay? Don’t forget everyone is watching you, be careful what you do. I hope no one gets hurt because of me. Please don’t put that camera that close to my face, its making me uncomfortable. Oh! That person is cute, no don’t look they might notice I don’t want them to get mad at me. 

I can’t wait to get anons saying that nothing will change and to get over it. 

And here’s my answer: So you’re telling me to get over the fact that I get to watch the people that I love and respect get tortured everyday by crazy fans because they decided to go after their dreams? WOW I bet you’re one of them.

  • me: wow shit i have a ton of homework
  • me: i can just check tumblr for 5 mins i swear
  • me: oh shit maybe just like 5 more minutes
  • me: OKAY time for homework lets see... OH WAIT maybe one of the authors updated their fics??
  • me: THEY DID OMG I MUST READ
  • me: fcuK did i just spend 2 hours reading fics? whoopsies its go time rn
  • me: but i havent checked MY stories and stuff
  • me: oh my GOD its 10:00 and i still havent started my homework
  • me: but im tired
  • me: and i want to dream of Oikawa Tooru
  • me: okay homework can be done 5 minutes before class starts tomorrow

anonymous asked:

Can I have a try at the magic 8-hiddleston ? I was wondering if its worth it chasing a hopeless dream after giving up so many. ( ps I love all of this blog and its followers)

Oh poor Tom. I’m afraid we are giving him a headache with all the shaking. 

Here we go…..

Shake

Shake

Let’s see what answer we have….

Wow, Tom a straight and clear answer. I think you liked this question. 

Well said Tom. Very well said. Thank you for answering our anon so well. 

Okay no need to get all stabby, we will let you rest for the weekend. No more Magic 8 Hiddleston until at least Monday. Go rest your poor shaken brain.