oh well it's hilarious

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People of Earth - Favorite Scenes [1/ ∞]

Don at the Alien Experiencer Expo

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joshua birthday countdown: d-13

sh!t josh says (in english) [ cr. 1 / 2 / 3 ]

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filed under: how I wish this scene went (x)

anonymous asked:

After a few days of staying with Geno de-aged Sid starts to question Geno and his older selfs relationship. "So if we're roommates why aren't any of my clothes in the room I'm staying in? And you have a wedding ring on but I haven't seen your wife? Also why would your wife not live with you but I do?" And Genos just standing there in a cold sweat and barks out "Shouldn't know too much about future, Sid! Go to your room" and Sid just retorts "you mean the guest room"

okay but imagined de-aged sidney sneaking out to the living room after he knows geno has fallen asleep because he wants to watch tv, and he’s rummaging in the drawers looking for the Finding Nemo DVD that Geno showed him when he sees a DVD labeled - “Sid and G, proposal vid”

so he pops that in, the way geno showed him how to, and the screen fizzes to life. A man, with dark curls and wide, hazel eyes is biting his lips and looking at…something. It’s like one of those new phones Geno showed him, but with a wider screen. And with a start, Sidney realizes that the man in the video is a grown up him.

Then Geno appears on the TV, flashing a post-it note at the camera that said, “Marry me, Sidney?

“What are you doing?” in-video Sidney says, smiling as he looks up. “Is this a prank? Because you know you’re supposed to set up the camera beforehand, right?”

In-video Geno crumples the post it note and stuffs it in his pocket. “Not prank,” he promises, before bounding back to Sidney’s side and kissing him. “You see later.”

The video cuts to black, music starts playing, and it turns out the whole thing is Geno indirectly proposing in a bunch of different ways to an unsuspecting Sidney. They’re at the zoo and Sidney is pointing at some penguins, and Geno is whispering to the camera, “Sidney, you make me so happy. Will you marry me?” as Sidney shouts from afar, “Geno, come over here! Look at them!” In another instance, the camera pans down from where Sidney is practicing slapshots down to where Geno is sitting in the bleachers, a notebook in his lap that once again asks Sidney to marry him in messy handwriting. Then it’s yet another scene, where Sidney is passed out in bed and surrounded by a bunch of fluffy pillows, and Geno has stuck a post-it note on his forehead asking Sidney to marry him.

(Another scene is Sidney in the locker room, next to some guy with a soul patch, who says something unintelligible. The subtitles says, “Hey Sid. You should marry Geno. He’s been asking you for three months.”

In-video Sidney is pulling on his shirt when he asks, “What does that mean?”

The guy responds, “Geno says it’s Russian for ‘You have a big ass.’”

In-video Sidney rolls his eyes. “Okay, Flower.”)

And de-aged sidney gets to see how much geno loves him and how much his teammates love him, and how happy older-Sidney is with his new family anyways im emo for this and i would love to read a teeny drabble based on this pass it on  

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“It’s like the most dysfunctional brother and sister relationship. This is like the sister I can go to bed naked with and not worry about. And trust me.. we have.”

it kind of amuses me that every time I see a victuuri angel/demon au it’s always ‘innocent angel yuuri’ and 'seductive demon victor’ bc yall are forgetting that the gpf is an actual thing that happened. I mean, sure, your little innocent angel yuuri katsudon katsuki got drunk off his ass, stripped, pole danced, seduced the figure skating legend, and then left him for months to die of blue balls bc he forgot all about it in the morning like some inconsequential fling he has dozens of

like, come on now 

Sibling Rivalry and Fear of Abandonment: A Psychoanalytic Analysis of Loki

Yes, this is an actual short paper that I handed in last night for an actual grade in my literary criticism class, haha. I thought I might as well post it here because, why not?

Specifically, I argue that Loki’s actions in the first Thor film are a form of regression–reliving the traumatic childhood experience of feeling abandoned, which is his greatest unconscious driving force.

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endless list of favorite episodes of random tv shows:
Gilmore Girls 4x02 The Lorelai’s First Day at Yale

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Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold + tumblr text posts 1/?

youtube

This video rendered me unable to breathe because I was laughing so hard

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Warehouse 13: TNG - Using timeline ranks to practice effects.

Crew members of the U.S.S Moreau. Galaxy Class.

Captains/Heads of the U.S.S Athena. Intrepid Class.